Names -> New Song Names -> P
This is a page to mock current pop songs, by coming up with better names for existing songs.
New Song Name | Original Name | Original Band Name | Submitted by: | |||
| The P**** That Messed With Me | The Pick of Destiny | Tenacious D | jgunner | |||
| P***ing In The Pool | Singing In The Rain | Gene Kelly | christmas baby | |||
| P.C.P. | T.N.T. | AC/DC | bobjoe | |||
| P.I.M.P.L.E. | P.I.M.P. | 50 Cent | rappa | |||
| P.M.S | T.N.T | AC/DC | Mat PD | |||
| P.U. Massacre | Pure Massacre | Silverchair | Aussie | |||
| P.U.M.A. | A.D.I.D.A.S. | Korn | ficticious | |||
| P.U.M.P. | P.I.M.P. | 50 Cent | rappa | |||
| Pac Man | Tax Man | The Beatles | Wirawan Winarto | |||
| Pacifier | Boyfriend | Ashlee Simpson | Franz Chong | |||
| Paid My Juice | Paid My Dues | Anastacia | blah | |||
| Pain Ticket | Skin Ticket | Slipknot | rancell | |||
| Paint | Faint | Linkin Park | Lola | |||
| Paint It African-American | Paint It Black | The Rolling Stones | ideal | |||
| Paint Me a Burning Ham | Paint Me a Birmingham | Tracy Lawrence | Chris | |||
| Painter Boy | Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne | Gregman | |||
| Paisley Shirts | Paisley Park | Prince & the Revolution | soul ii | |||
| Pamper | Amber | 311 | shorty | |||
| paper boy | sk8ter boy | avril laving | firerick | |||
| Paperboy | Sk8er boi | Avril Lavigne | The Nerd | |||
| papercup | papecut | Linkin Park | kim | |||
| Parasite City | Paradise City | Guns 'n' Roses | rocker | |||
| Paris Hilton | Rich Girl | Gwen Stefani feat. Eve | pop | |||
| Parody | Take On Me | A-Ha | Junior | |||
| Parody Tonight | Variety Tonight | REO Speedwagon | oldrock | |||
| party | blurry | puddle of mudd | yuribou | |||
| Pass Me the Douche | Pass the Dutchie | Musical Youth | pauhead | |||
| Pass The Cuisinart | Pass the Courvosier | Busta Rhymes | soul ii | |||
| Pass the Electric Shaver | Pass the Courvosier | Busta Rhymes | Tammi | |||
| Pass The Puckie (The NHL Song) | Pass The Dutchie | Musical Youth | ice | |||
| Pasta Like Ziti | Paradise City | Guns'N'Roses | Jonathan S. | |||
| Pastor of Muppets | Master Of Puppets | Metallica | heavymetal | |||
| Pathetic | Ultimate | Lindsay Lohan | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Patricia | Roseanna | Toto | Caitlin | |||
| Pay Tonight | Say It Right | Nelly Furtado | Brandon Barlow | |||
| Pay up ,you little floozie | wake up little suzie | everly brothers | Shannon | |||
| Peachy Keen | Peaches and Cream | 112 | 113 | |||
| Peak | Speak | Lindsay Lohan | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Peak a boo | Bug a Boo | Destinys Child | Rini | |||
| Pedophile | Butterfly | Crazy Town | Kaylie L | |||
| Pee | Speak | Lindsay Lohan | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Pee me a river | Cry me a river | Justin Timberlake | someguy22 | |||
| Pee On Me | Lean On Me | Bill Withers | Aaerni | |||
| pee on me | rain on me | ashanti | diamond princess | |||
| Pee pee in a Bottle | Genie in a Bottle | Christina Aguilera | Daddy Long Toes | |||
| Pee-Pee In A Bottle | Genie In A Bottle | Christina Aguilera | Forrest Emerine | |||
| Peeing In The Rain | Walking In The Rain | A1 | Hnin Pwint | |||
| Peeling Hands | Healing Hands | Elton John | oldtimer | |||
| Pegs | Legs | ZZ Top | Mr Blobby | |||
| People Are Crazy | People Are People | Depeche Mode | NRK | |||
| personal cheez- whiz | personal jesus | depeche mode | shannon | |||
| Personal Faces | Personal Jesus | Depeche Mode | Coyote Wiley | |||
| Personal Feces | Personal Jesus | Depeche Mode | electonic | |||
| Pervarado | Desporado | The Eagles | janicki13 | |||
| Pervert Dancer | Private Dancer | Tina Turner | soul | |||
| Pest Girlrlfriend | ExGirlfriend | No Doubt | monkey | |||
| Pete's In Love | Streets Of Love | Rolling Stones | Brandon Barlow | |||
| Petrol | Fuel | Metallica | Ricki Kirby | |||
| Pezriše | Etna | Sidartha | jernej | |||
| Phill Jupitus | Hey Jupiter | Tori Amos | pickle* | |||
| Phoebe | Feed Me | Elton John | friend | |||
| Phone me up | Load me up | Matthew Good Band | Marketa | |||
| Phony Phony (Milli Vanilli) | Mony Mony | Billy Idol | DaTDawgg | |||
| The Physicist | The Scientist | Coldplay | MOR | |||
| Pick Up Some Weed And Toke Up | Livin' La Vida Loca | Ricky Martin | Nick Polowy | |||
| Pickle Juice | Pimp Juice | Nelly | Daniel Yaccarino | |||
| Pictures of Frauleins | Pictures of Shorelines | Further Seems Forever | plasket | |||
| Pie with sheep | Ride Wit Me | Nelly | Gopherboy | |||
| Piece Of Avril | Pieces Of Me | Ashlee Simpson | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| piece of cake | piece of mind | Boston | 93.3wmmr rocks | |||
| piece of crap | dirty pop | nsync | why me? | |||
| Pieces Of Marge | Pieces Of Me | Ashlee Simpson | Franz Chong | |||
| Pig | Dig | Mudvayne | hardrock | |||
| pigeon or dove | vision of love | mariah carey | michell | |||
| Pigs can fly and so can I | Mary had a little lamb | Mary Moo cow | mary and bob | |||
| Pikachu (The Pokémon Song) | Peekaboo | Siouxsie & the Banshees | crazydon | |||
| Pills Make Me Fat, Hey! | I Want It That Way | N*Sync | Scarr | |||
| Pills, Pills, Pills | Bills, Bills, Bills | Destiny's Child | Shortie | |||
| Pimple Kind of Life | Simple Kind of Life | No Doubt | erin | |||
| The Ping-Pong Song | The Thong Song | Sisqo | Joe Schmo | |||
| Pink Panters | Stink Peppers | Pink Panthers | Will Misdom | |||
| Pink Void | Pink Floyd | overrated band | newrock | |||
| Pisces And Fish | Pieces Of Me | Ashlee Simpson | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Piss In The Park | Kiss In The Dark | Pink Lady | one-hit | |||
| Piss Off | Get Inside | Stone Sour | ficticious | |||
| Piss On Your Nose | Kiss From A Rose | Seal | Aaerni | |||
| pissed | started | black eyed pies | katie | |||
| Pitiful | Beautiful | Hilary Duff | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Pitiful | Beautiful | Christina Aguilera | Leah Lockhart | |||
| Pittsburgh Sucks | Cleveland Rocks | Ian Hunter | Paul Warren | |||
| Plastic Doll | Rag Doll | Aerosmith | Aero | |||
| Plastic Grenade | Metal Grenade | 4 Man Army | Destroid Punk | |||
| Play With Highers | Play With Fire | Hilary Duff | jenny | |||
| Player Of Nintendo Wii | Prayer Of The Refugee | Rise Against | Jonathan S. | |||
| Plays of the Week | Days of the Week | Stone Temple Pilots | aldrAea | |||
| Please | Speak | Lindsay Lohan | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Please Don't Whine | He's So Fine | The Chiffons | SusanG | |||
| Please dont let the stains show | Dont let me be the last to know | Britney's "Spears" | Oochie wawa | |||
| Please The Peasants | Serve The Servants | Nirvana | Kaylie L | |||
| Plenty Of S*** | Empty Apartment | Yellowcard | 3dayzgfan | |||
| Plexiglass | Sexyback | Justin Timberlake | Kaylie L | |||
| Plumb | Numb | Linkin' Park | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Plumitting | Falling | Alica Keys | ACY | |||
| Plump | Numb | Linkin' Park | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| PMS | POC | POS | latidatida | |||
| The PMS Song | An Army Of Me | Bjork | sherock | |||
| Pneumonia Avenue | Ammonia Avenue | Alan Parsons Project | britrock | |||
| Po' Boy For A Day | Hero For A Day | Metallica | hardrock | |||
| Poem | Song | TapRoot | BreakingBenAlways | |||
| pokemon | digimon | devo | jv | |||
| Pokemon | Babylon | The Tea Party | Y'z Cracker | |||
| Pole Dance | Lap Dance | N.E.R.D | C | |||
| Poltergeist | Bodies | Drowning Pool | ficticious | |||
| Ponderosa | Macarena | Los Del Rio/Los Del Mar | disco | |||
| Pony | Only | Nine Inch Nails | Joel Martinez | |||
| Poo | Blue | Eiffel 65 | Flaming Hobo | |||
| poo | new | no doubt | Figgy | |||
| Poo Box | Shoebox | Barenaked Ladies | Andi B with a 1-2-3 | |||
| Poo This Poo That | Do This Do That | Freefaller | kurt cobain | |||
| Poodle's Vicious | Bootylicious | Destiny's Child | Metalgirl162002 | |||
| Poodles Dishes | Bootylicious | Destiny's Child | crazychick | |||
| Poofy Equation | Youth of the Nation | P.O.D. | Ben | |||
| Pooman | Spoonman | Soundgarden | Christine | |||
| Poop | Pop | N'Sync | Mac | |||
| poop | pop | nysnc | vangleason | |||
| poop i did it again | oops i did it again | brittny spears | Ashanti | |||
| Poop In A Can | Genie in a Bottle | Christina Agularia | Kiersten T | |||
| Poop In A Jar | Genie in the Bottle | Christina Aguilera | Sooooooooon | |||
| Poop is Good Food | Soup is Good Food | Dead Kennedys | Joe | |||
| Poop it out | Stand up | ludacris | kenny | |||
| Poopie | Nookie | Limp Bizkit | :E | |||
| Pooping In My Pants | Singing In My Sleep | Semisonic | rocky | |||
| Poops! I Did It Again | Oops! I Did It Again | Britney Spears | Daido | |||
| Poops, I farted again | Oops, I did it again | Britney Spears | Poodley | |||
| Poor Girl | Rich Girl | Gwen Stefani Ft. Eve | AmyLee'sApprenticeErica | |||
| Poor You | Pour Me | Trick Pony | Jai | |||
| Pooter | Rooster | Alice In Chains | Mark | |||
| Pop Crab | Rock Lobster | B-52's | Kaylie L | |||
| Pop drives everyone crazy | I drive myself crazy | Nsync | prep Genocide | |||
| Pop In The Porn | Just Push Play | Aerosmith | Thiis Guy | |||
| The Pope Was A Bed-Wetter | Hope Your Feeling Better | Santana | princejellyfish | |||
| Poppy's Spill | Poppy's Spell | The Darlin' Buds | newave | |||
| Porcelain Queen | Caribbean Queen | Billy Ocean | Steve Livingston | |||
| Pork You | Drain You | Nirvana | rocky | |||
| Porky's Song | Stutter | Joe | soul ii | |||
| Porn | Torn | Natalie Imbruglia | Bobo | |||
| Porn Porn Baby | Ice Ice Baby | Vanilla Ice | Kort | |||
| Porn Star | Rock Star | Smash Mouth | C | |||
| Porn To Make You Horny | Born To Make You Happy | Britney Spears | poph | |||
| Porno Shop | Candy Shop | 50 Cent | Ricky | |||
| Pornography | Soul Kiss | Olivia Newton-John | MOR | |||
| Pornstar | Rockstar | Bizarre | 25 CENT | |||
| Pornstar | Allstar | Smash Mouth | Big Mac | |||
| The Porridge Is Back In Town | The Boys Are Back In Town | Thin Lizzy | kim | |||
| Poser | Loser | Beck | DJ Kaito | |||
| Poser Boy | Sk8r Boi | Avril Lavinge | Missy Madden | |||
| Posin' | Rollin' | Limp Bizkit | Alicia | |||
| Posing Time (Wannabe Skater Song) | Closing Time | Semisonic | DarkJon64 | |||
| Positive Freak | Negative Creep | Nirvana | The Rev. A. Palgut | |||
| possin | rollin | limp bisket | yank | |||
| Pot | Pop | N'Sync | I am the seven | |||
| potatoe-dove | the game of love | Michelle Branch and Santana | kim | |||
| PotLife | ParkLife | Blur | TD | |||
| Potter | Strutter | Kiss | hardrock | |||
| potty girl | naughty girl | beyonce | Trina | |||
| poufster | rooster | alice in chains | suicidebysafetypin | |||
| Pounce (I'm Gonna Take You Down) | Bounce | Bon Jovi | GDatkins85 | |||
| Pounding Drool | Drowning Pool | Drowning Pool | shayna | |||
| Pour Some Molten Lava On Me | Pour Some Sugar On Me | Def Leppard | WizzaWhack | |||
| Pour Some S*** On Me | Pour Some Sugar On Me | Def Leppard | Tom | |||
| Pout | Shout | The Isley Brothers | soul ii soul | |||
| The Powerball Of Love | The Power Of Love | Huey Lewis & The News | rich | |||
| Prance And I'll Give You My Head | Can't Get You Out Of My Head | Kylie Minogue | 7incstereo | |||
| Pratfalls | Big Balls | AC/DC | Aussie | |||
| Prawn To Be Wild | Born To Be Wild | Steffenwolf | Alan | |||
| Preacher | Teacher | Jethro Tull | Paul Warren | |||
| Pregnant Woman | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | Natasha Kershaw | |||
| Preppy Idiot | Canadian Idiot | Weired Al Yankovic | Alex | |||
| Present Song | Prison Song | System of a Down | ibrahim | |||
| The President Came To Kansas | The Devil Came From Kansas | Procol Harum | Paul Warren | |||
| Pretty Bi (For A Straight Guy) | Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) | The Offspring | Jeff | |||
| Pretty Face | See-Through Lace | Jesse McCartney | Dick Lick | |||
| pretty fly (for a pie) | pretty fly (for a white guy) | the offspring | jims | |||
| Pretty Fly For A Black Guy | Pretty Fly For A White Guy | The Offspring | Aaerni | |||
| Pretty Fly For A Meat Pie | Pretty Fly For A White Guy | The Offspring | bryce | |||
| Pretty Fly for a Rabbi | Pretty Fly for a White Guy | Offspring | TorsoGirl | |||
| prettyful bowl | beautiful soul | jessie mcartney | Taylor Matejovsky | |||
| The Priest And The Diet | The Beast And The Harlot | Avenged Sevenfold | Pesi | |||
| Prince of Denmark | Prince of Darkness | Alice Cooper | Martin | |||
| Probably | Remedy | JASON MRAZ | Call me AK | |||
| prom night from the inside out | midnight from the inside out | the black crowes | suicidebysafetypin | |||
| Propane | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | Colorado Kid | |||
| psst ... I am a robot | She loves me not | Papa Roach | Thiis Guy | |||
| Psycho Fishin' | Cyco Vision | Suicidal Tendencies | DarkJon64 | |||
| Psycho Piegons | Cyco Vision | Suicidal Tendencies | Jaime | |||
| Pubes | Hair | Cowsills | oldsongs | |||
| Puff Thinks I Can Sing | My Love Don't Cost A Thing | J-Lo | Elf | |||
| Puffy's Got a Gun | Janie's Got a Gun | Aerosmith | Melissa Stitzer | |||
| puke | Pop | Nsync | someguy22 | |||
| Puke Me An Ocean | Cry Me A River | Justin Timberlake | Kitty | |||
| Puking On My Shirt | Digging In The Dirt | Peter Gabriel | redreznor | |||
| Pull Down Your Pants | I Hope You Dance | Lee Ann Womack | Tina | |||
| Pull My Fly | Bye Bye Bye | N'Sync | Snipe | |||
| Pulling Spareribs From The Bone | Pulling Mussels From The Shell | Squeeze | channel 99 | |||
| Pulp Fiction | Epic | Faith No More | newrock | |||
| Pump | Numb | Linkin' Park | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Pump It | Run It | Chris Brown | chrissey | |||
| Punk | Some | Linkin' Park | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Punk | Sum | Linkin' Park | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| punker birds | thunder birds | busted | rusted | |||
| Pure Moaning | Pure Morning | Placebo | old | |||
| Puree | Crush | Mandy Moore | pop | |||
| Purple Grapes | Purple Haze | Jimi Hendrix | oldrock | |||
| Purple Stain | Purple Rain | Prince | DonnaKat | |||
| Push-Up | Push It | Garbage | newrock | |||
| Puss Like You | Just Like You | Three Days Grace | Brandon Barlow | |||
| Put It In | Fill Me In | Craig David | MoNiCa | |||
| Put It In My Whole Again | Whole Again | Atomic Kitten | Laura | |||
| Put On Your Tong | Million Miles Long | Sugababes | M&M's | |||
| Put Your Neddle On Me | Put The Neddle On It | Danni Minouge | Agravated_Alien | |||
| The Putrid People | The Beautiful People | Marilyn Manson | CraZedOverMansoN |
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