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Fun Music Information -> Bob Seger

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Bob Seger/Wizard of Oz, Bob Segar

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Mica Rock""Like A Rock"Evil Olive
"Night Grooves""Night Moves"Sutch
"Sunburned Baby""Sunspot Baby"rocky
"Herpes""Her Strut"oldrock
"Her Crawl""Her Strut"rocker

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Rock And Roll Never Forgets,"Of course not! Music has no memory.Yvette Bristle
"Shame On The Moon,"The Moon is incapable of feeling shame. Peter
"Heavy Music,"Music has no weightEvan
"Sunspot Baby,"Sunspots don't procreate nor are they inhabitable.Janice Ferrell

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Am I The Same Girl?," Swing Out Sister"Still The Same," Bob Seger
"Poor Boy Blues," Poison"Ain't Got No Money," Bob Seger
"Gimme Some Money," Spinal Tap"Ain't Got No Money," Bob Seger
"What Should I Do?," Fabolous"Get Out Of Denver," Bob Seger
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Fir Lake" originally "Fire Lake"
Candy Welty
"Against The Win" originally "Against The Wind"
...for the other team, probably.
Serafina
"Ramblin' Amblin' Man" originally "Ramblin' Gamblin' Man"
Ashley Michelle McGowan
"Amblin' Gamblin' Man" originally "Ramblin' Gamblin' Man"
Ashley Michelle McGowan
"Dow On Main Street" originally "Down On Main Street"
I thought the Dow was on Madison Avenue.
rocky

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Shame On The Moron" originally "Shame On The Moon"
He deserves all the shame he can get!
Isac
"Night Movies" originally "Night Moves"
Serafina
"Night Movers" originally "Night Moves"
A rather odd time to be moving (to a new home)
Serafina
"Roll Men Away" originally "Roll Me Away"
Anne
"Even Snow" originally "Even Now"
Anne

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Eight Moves" originally "Night Moves"
Serafina
"The Horizontal Bog" originally "The Horizontal Bop"
Candy Welty
"The Horizontal Hop" originally "The Horizontal Bop"
Candy Welty
"The Horizontal Cop" originally "The Horizontal Bop"
Candy Welty
"The Horizontal Mop" originally "The Horizontal Bop"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Mar 8
a parody of "Main Street" by Bob Seger
Public service announcement about the dangers of cured salty lunch meats enhanced with Tire Pump solo.
YouTube: (Video)
Jan 10
a parody of "Against The Wind" by Bob Seger
Parody of Against The Wind by Bob Seger
http://www.jeffreuben.com: (mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Rock and Roll Never Forgets""Rocky Road Never Forgets"Dylan Baranski
"Like a Rock""Like a Horse"Larry Hensley
"Against the Wind""Against the Wind (Laney Boggs Version)"girlypink66
"Roll Me Away""Roll J.E.B. Away"CryHavoc
"Like a Rock""Like a Spock"Rex Ungericht
"Old Time Rock & Roll""Old School Death Metal"okayokay
"Katmandu""Portmanteau"Onslaught
"Old Time Rock And Roll""Old Time Rock A Roll"Airfarcewon
"Still the Same""Still Your Game"Randy Hearn
"Old Time Rock And Roll""All Time Green And Gold"Dave W.

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Like A RockViagramlm
The Fire Down BelowPreparation HEric Andrews
Night Moves24-hour Moving CompanyMike
Come To PoppaPapa John's Pizzarocky
Like A RockEx-LaxJerry

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
The Fire Down Below STD ClinicDJ
Like A RockErectile Dysfunction ClinicDiddims
Like A RockFord or Dodge headquarters Bob
We've Got TonightSuicide HotlineTrish
Feel Like A NumberCorrections DepartmentShaf Toil
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Nightmare
   Avenged Sevenfold
Night Moves
   Bob Seger
Nightmare Moves
GlamRockNinjaLord
Am I The Same Girl?
   Swing Out Sister
Still The Same
   Bob Seger
Am I Still The Same Girl?
Alina
Fly By Night
   Rush
Night Moves
   Bob Seger
Fly By Night Moves
Eac Zeffron
Life Is A Rock, But The Radio Rolled Me
   Reunion
Like A Rock
   Bob Seger
Life Is Like A Rock, But The Radio Rolled Me
Calvin Amari
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Carole Bayer Seger
Carole Bayer Sager combined with Bob Seger
If they married, her surname would change by only one vowel.
Submitted By: Oliver South
Spongebob Seger
Sponge combined with Bob Seger
I'm surprised that this wasn't done already!
Submitted By: Josh
Bob Sigue Seger Sputnik
Bob Seger combined with Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Opposites attract!
Submitted By: Rocky

Misheard Lyrics:

"The Little Drummer Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's s*** to give our king
Original Lyrics:
That's fit to give our king
"Sunspot Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I looked in my hand. I looked in the grill.
Original Lyrics:
I looked in Miami. I looked in Negril.
"Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
This 80s music ain't got the same soul
Original Lyrics:
Today's music ain't got the same soul
"You'll Accomp'ny Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whisky women
Original Lyrics:
Gypsy wind
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Shakedown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let down your bra, honey.
Original Lyrics:
Let down your guard, honey.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Andrew

I honestly thought it was "let down your bra" when I was little. I was a perverted child.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Turn The Page"
Better Lyrics:
You walk into a restaurant
to try to use the comode,
but the line to the bathroom
straches half way down the road,
you pretend it does not bother you
but you think you might explode
Original Lyrics:
Well you walk into a restaurant,
strung out from the road,
You can feel the eyes upon you
as your shaking off the cold
You pretend it doesnt bother you,
but you just want to explode.
Submitted by: Steve Roberts
"Like a Rock"
Better Lyrics:
I was stubborn as could be
Like Iraq
No inspectors got to me
Ooh oooohhh, like Iraq.
Original Lyrics:
I was strong as I could be
Like a rock
Nothing ever got to me
Ooh oohhhh like a rock.
Submitted by: Kathleen MacNeil

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Turn The Page"
The Funny Lyrics:
Most times you can't hear 'em talk
Other times you can
All the same old cliches
Is that a woman or a man?
Why They're Funny:
I didn't know that 'Is that a woman or a man' was considered a cliche. But it adds a little humor to the song.
Submitted by: Renee
 

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Night Moves"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Night moves!
Why They're Repetitive:
Keep working on those night moves, Bob. You'll get it eventually.
Submitted by: MOR
"Like A Rock"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
20 years now, where'd they go
20 years, I don't know
I sit and I wonder sometimes, where they've gone
Why They're Repetitive:
Probably could've been done better
Submitted by: Pete Moran
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Like A Rock"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Like a rock, charging from the gate
Why They're Nonsensical:
Uhm...last time I checked, rocks don't really 'charge from the gate' all that fast
Submitted by: Steve
 

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Against The Wind"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Moving eight miles a minute for months at a time
Why They're Insincere:
NOBODY can run a 7.5-second mile, much less for "months at a time."
Submitted by: Cat
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Turn the Page"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
On a long and lonesome highway, East of Omaha,
You can listen to the engine moaning out his one note song,
You can think about the woman or the girl you knew the night before
Why They're Misrhymed:
Usually with misrhymes, at least the vowels rhyme. None of the three vowels rhyme, let alone the consonants.
Submitted by: Paul Kennedy
"Manhattan"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Sits himself down
And waits for the sun to go down
Why They're Misrhymed:
You can't rhyme the same words.
Submitted by: Adam

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"You'll Accomp'ny Me"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I've seen you smiling in the summer sun
I've seen your long hair flying when you run
I've made my mind up that it's meant to be
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
Why They're Inappropriate:
It's called stalking.
Submitted by: Tarzan
"Still The Same"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Turning on the charm.
Long enough to get you back.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Does this mean he'll turn off the charm once he's got her? What a sleazeball!
Submitted by: Albert Stadt

Dated Song Lyrics:

"That Old Time Rock n' Roll"
The Dated Lyrics:
Today's music ain't got the same soul... [later] Don't try to take me to a disco.
Why They're Dated:
Disco isn't today's music anymore.
Submitted by: wadded beef
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Horizontal Bop"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Grass is good as carpet
Anyplace is fine
Its time to get to rockin'
Babe it's time to make it shine
Tell 'em we'll be dancin'
Dancin' till we drop
It's time to get down and do the Horizontal Bop.
Why They're Dirty:
There's a reason why everybody wants to do it.
Submitted by: dirty
 

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

"Bob SEE-gur
The 'G' has a hard sound. (Not a soft sound, like a 'j')
Submitted by: Ed

Song Title Space Change:

"Look In Back" originally "Lookin' Back"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Feel Like a Numb ER" originally "Feel Like a Number"
Submitted by: Sutch
"Sun's Pot Baby" originally "Sunspot Baby"
Submitted by: Janice Ferrell

Band Name Anagrams:

Gores Ebb Submitted by: Veruca Pepper
How does one gore an ebb?
Beer Bogs Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)

Song Title Anagrams:

"Get Harp Tune" originally "Turn The Page"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Gather Up Ten" originally "Turn The Page"
10 of some item
Submitted by: Alexis
"Go Vent Shim" originally "Night Moves"
Submitted by: Calop
"Lick Korea" originally "Like A Rock"
Submitted by: Crystal Paisley
"Things Move" originally "Night Moves"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Hollywood Nights"
The Lyrics:
She stood there bright as the sun on that California coast
...
He spent all night staring down at the lights of LA
Why:
California - US state "LA" - city of Los Angeles, California.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
"Nutbush"
The Lyrics:
There's a church house, ginhouse,
A little school house, outhouse.
On U.S. 19,
Hey, the people keep the city clean.
They call it Nutbush, aah Nutbush,
Aah Nutbush city, Nutbush city limits.
Why:
a real place in Tennesee...don't know for sure that's where he's singing about...but how many Nutbushes can there be?
Submitted by: Carolyn
There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available.

Song Title Acrostics:

GOOD: "Get Out Of Denver"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Lyre Fake" originally "Fire Lake"
Submitted by: Janice Ferrell
"Old Rhyme Rock And Toll" originally "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Submitted by: Yvonne Sindri

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Sob Beeger originally "Bob Seger"
Submitted by: Rocky

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