Names -> New Song Names -> misc
This is a page to mock current pop songs, by coming up with better names for existing songs.
New Song Name | Original Name | Original Band Name | Submitted by: | |||
| I'll Moon You Back | To The Moon and Back | Savage Garden | Anny | |||
| No Aphrodisiac (Like Rohypnol) | No Aphrodisiac (Like Lonliness) | The Whitlams | Ben A | |||
| Stink of My Fart | Queen of My Heart | Westlife | Vicky | |||
| 'Angry Forever And For Always' | 'Forever And For Always' | Shania Twain | Chris | |||
| 'He's Not Just A Mental Case' | 'She's Not Just A Pretty Face' | Shania Twain | Chris | |||
| 'Homework' | 'Juanita' | Shania Twain | Chris | |||
| 'I'm Gonna Fail Ya Good' | 'I'm Gonna Getcha Good' | Shania Twain | Chris | |||
| 'Im In Luv Wit A Sucker | I'm In Luv Wit A Stripper | T-Pain | tee | |||
| 'My baby's mama' | 'My Boo' | Usher | Kimberly.H | |||
| 'Waiter! Bring Me A Cold Beer!' | 'Waiter! Bring Me Water!' | Shania Twain & Co. | Mary | |||
| (ASDA) Provider | (I'm A) Survivor | Destiny's Child | nevergonnaknow | |||
| (dead or) alive | alive | pearl jam | grunger | |||
| (Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo) Wind Breakers | (Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do) Heartbreakers | The Rolling Stones | rockhead | |||
| (Give) Head Like A Whore | Head Like A Hole | Nine Inch Nails | newrock | |||
| (Hey Hugh) Get Off Of McCloud | (Hey, You) Get Off My Cloud | The Rolling Stones | stoned | |||
| (Hit Me) In The Face Someone | (Hit Me) Baby One More Time | Britney Spears | <3 Hearts Desire <3 | |||
| (I Am So) B*tchy | (You Drive Me) Crazy | Britney Spears | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| (I Am So) Lazy | (You Drive Me) Crazy | Britney Spears | 7incstereo | |||
| (I Got) An Hour | (I Got) The Power | Snap! | soul ii | |||
| (I Got) No Flour | (I Got) The Power | Snap! | soul ii | |||
| (I Got) To Scour | (I Got) The Power | Snap! | soul ii | |||
| (I Got) To Shower | (I Got) The Power | Snap! | soul ii | |||
| (I Have A) Psycho Son | Black Hole Sun | Soundgarden | Kaylie L | |||
| (I'm Too Ugly To Be A) Super Model | Role Model | Eminem | Kassi5 | |||
| (I) Love My Shoe | Love Me Do | Beatles | Bobo | |||
| (Let Me Be Your) Teddy Boy | (Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | The Rev. A. Palgut | |||
| (oops!) i did my cousin again! | (oops!) i did it again | britney spears | nikki | |||
| (Panty) Hose On The Run | Band On the Run | Wings | oldtimes | |||
| (Remix) Probation | (Remix) Ignition | R. Kelly | viper | |||
| (Stop) Pokin' My Fly | Open Your Eyes | STAIND | i love aaron | |||
| (That's No Lady) It's My Wife! | It's My Life | Talk Talk | KooKooDee | |||
| (That) Terrible Guy | Terrible Lie | Nine Inch Nails | skippy | |||
| (There's a Sale) Downtown | Downtown | Petula Clark | Princess Chic | |||
| (They Grew Like) Crazy | (You Drive Me) Crazy | Britney Spears | KDiva | |||
| (V For) Vendetta | Vienna | Billy Joel | The Charnstar | |||
| (What Would I Know About) Rehab? | Rehab | Rihanna | Kaylie | |||
| (WOW) I Made a Terd | I'm Like a Bird | Nelly Furtado | aarons girl | |||
| (Yankees Win) Rubbed It In | Rub It In | Billy "Crash" Craddock | Country Yank | |||
| (You Kill My) Baby | (You Drive Me) Crazy | Britney Spears | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| (You Need) A Shower | (You Got) The Power | Snap! | soul ii | |||
| *Note to Self* | Nasty Girl | Destiny's Child | Myra B | |||
| 1 Dollar | 10 Dollar | M.I.A. | anon | |||
| 100 Parodies | 10,000 Promises | Backstreet Boys | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| 1000 Kilometers | 1000 Miles | Vanessa Carlton | juls1 | |||
| 120 Minutes | 100% | Sonic Youth | DJ Kaito | |||
| 1492 | 1985 | Bowling For Soup | steven | |||
| 15 to Life | Larger Than Life | The Backstreet Boys | *SPYT* | |||
| 1869 | 1985 | Bowling For Soup | newrock | |||
| 1943 | 1985 | Bowling For Soup | Kitty | |||
| 1965 | 1985 | Bowling For Soup | bob o bob | |||
| 1972 | 1979 | The Smashing Pumpkins | spud | |||
| 1Dollar | 50cents | I'm sure he's bling-blinging in the bank account. | BooBoo Kitty | |||
| 20 Hands | 40 Feet | Franz Ferdinand | Livvy | |||
| 2006 | 1985 | Bowling For Soup | phamilto | |||
| 21 Answers | 21 Questions | 50 Cent | Jennifer Hernandez | |||
| 3 Beaters | 3 Libras | A Perfect Circle | rocknroll | |||
| 3 Beers Down | 3 Doors Down | 3 Doors Down | Funk Mastuh P YoYoYo | |||
| the 3 musketeers | the four horsemen | metallica | scott | |||
| 3 Sagittarians | 3 Libras | A Perfect Circle | Kaylie L | |||
| 30 oz. | 40 oz. | D12 | 25 Cent | |||
| 44 Women and 1 Very Unlucky Man | 88 Lines About 44 Women | The Nails | Kaylie L | |||
| 57 Reasons Why White Guys Shouldn't Get Funky | Play That Funky Music | Wild Cherry | Disco 3:16 | |||
| 5th Of May | 1st Of May | Bee Gees | Paul Warren | |||
| 6-Cycle Washing Machine | 6-Cycle Carousel | Lifehouse | rocker | |||
| 7 Inch Wall | 700 ft. Ceiling | The Tragically Hip | aldrAea | |||
| 7 pains | 7 days | Craig David | Martin | |||
| 96 Beers | 96 Tears | ? and the Mysterians | Alan the Ottoman | |||
| 98 Degrees | Temperature | Sean Paul | Alice | |||
| 99 popped balloons | 99 red balloons | NENA | Jay-B.S. |
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