Fun Music Information -> Carpenters
This is the most recent information about Carpenters that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Carpenters, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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The Carpenters/Luther Vandross/Ruben StuddardWhy the Name is Stupid:
- Little did he know that, when Richard decided to name the band after himself and his sister, he would need to build a coffin for the latter. (So it is in bad taste. Sue me.) Submitted by: MOR
Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Richard & Karen Carpenter. Submitted by: oldtimes
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Superstar" | "Don't you remember you told me you loved me, baby?" - crazydon |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Goodbye To Wes (Illyria's Song)" | "Goodbye To Love" | Angel |
| "Calling Occupants Of Intraplanetary Trailers" | "Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft" | trash |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Second Time Around" | "Make Believe It's Your First Time," The Carpenters | Wendy Torrance |
| "It's Only Make Believe" | "Make Believe It's Your First Time," The Carpenters | Kathy |
| "So Far" | "We've Only Just Begun," The Carpenters | Kathy |
| "I'll Sing You A Thousand Love Songs" | "Sing," The Carpenters | Kathy |
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Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "We've Only Just Begun" | "He's Only Just Begun" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "Goodbye To Love" | "Goodbye To Shrub" | William Tong |
| "Rainy Days And Mondays" | "Roman Guys And Fridays" | Alvin Rhodes |
| "Maybe It's You" | "The Story of the Velveteen Rabbit" | okayokay |
| "We've Only Just Begun" | "I've Only Just Begun" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "Yesterday Once More" | "Spaghetti Please Once More" | okayokay |
| "Carol of the Bells" | "Carol of the Coyotes" | 2Eagle |
| "Solitaire" | "Body Hair" | Arwen |
| "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" | "You Vill Nix Macht Merry Don't Resist Us" | Guy DiRito |
| "Top Of The World" | "Cop Of The World" | U Guest It |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Goodbye To Love | Love Service | Paul Warren |
| Sing | Ashlee Simpson's voice mail | soul |
| Rainy Days & Mondays | The Weather Channel | Edward |
| Rainy Days And Mondays | Manic Depression Hotline | John, just John |
| Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft | Roswell Military Base | FussBudgetVanPelt |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Jack And Diane John Cougar | Hurting Each Other The Carpenters | Jack And Diane Hurting Each Other one more nasty divorce | Edward |
| That Was Yesterday Foreigner | Only Yesterday Carpenters | That Was Only Yesterday Goodbye yesterday! | Mickey D. |
| Float On Modest Mouse | Top of the World The Carpenters | Float On Top of the World Yippie!! | Frez |
| London Calling The Clash | Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft The Carpenters | London Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft I didn't know the Queen had a space program! | Martha Hankins |
| There are additional Carpenters duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Misheard Lyrics:
"Top of the World"
Misheard Lyrics: Is the love that I've found ever city spin around
Your love's put me at the top of the world. Original Lyrics: Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world. | "Calling Occupants"
Misheard Lyrics: Calling occupants of interplanetary crap
Original Lyrics: Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
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"Yesterday Once More"
Misheard Lyrics: Shoo be do lime glaze
Original Lyrics: Shoo be do lang lang
| "Merry Christmas, Darling"
Misheard Lyrics: Greeting card have Albans's scent.
Original Lyrics: Greeting cards have all been sent.
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Because We Are In Love"
Misheard Lyrics: You can die because we are in love.
Original Lyrics: You and I, because we are in love.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Ingrid McCannless 'Whew!', I used to think when I first heard this. Was this some kind of cruel taunt, or some kind of dire warning? Since this song is from before the days of AIDS, I couldn't think of any reason for such a dire warning, as if to say something like "our love is doomed because you could die from it". So it could hardly be like that, but the opening of the song DOES make it sound like possibly some kind of song of doom and gloom, as the opening line is "Children, It was more fun to be children", a seeming reflection on the innocent days before one ever imagined that life-and-death dilemmas could be in one's future. Since I've learned the real words, I guess it is a relief generally, knowing that it's a generally happy song, but in that case, why the lamenting opening lines? |
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Song Parody Fragments:
And the only explanation I can find
Is the food that I spurned ever since I lost the yearn
It's the reason I'm on top of the world.
I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the food that I purged ever since I lost the urge
Six feet under but on top of the world.
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world.
I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world.
and decided there was nothing they could do
so they sprinkled goldfish in your hair
and silver nitrate in your eyes of blue
that why birds fall down from the sky
every time you walk by
just like me
they ought to be
sick of you
and decided to create a dream come true,
so they sprinkled gold dust in you hair
and silver moonlight in your eyes of blue.
Thats why birds suddenly appear
every time you are near
just like me
they long to be
close to you
Funny Lyrics:
"Close To You"
The Funny Lyrics: Ah-ah close to you!,ah-ah close to you!,ah-ah close to you!
Why They're Funny: No not if you,didn't take,a bath!
Submitted by: The Big A
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Top Of The World"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Got the sun in my eyes
Why They're Nonsensical: Singing a "feel-good" song about getting sun-blinded?
Submitted by: RJSchex
| "Rainy Days And Mondays"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: What I've got they used to call "the blues".
Why They're Nonsensical: Nice song generally, but have I missed something? I'm not aware of "the blues" being an obsolescent term or of its meaning changing. So unless she means she has what I'm pretty sure "they" STILL call "the blues", I'm at a loss as to what she's trying to say she's got.
Submitted by: Sheila Evans
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"It's Gonna Take Some Time"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: It's gonna take some time this time
To get myself in shape. I really fell out of line this time; I really missed the gate. Why They're Misrhymed: It would be quite impossible to hate anything sung by the angelic Karen Carpenter during the all-too-brief time that she graced this desperate Earth. Nonetheless, that cannot completely hide the fact that the lyrics she was given to work with were sometimes less than superb. In this case, not only is there only an approximate rhyme between "shape" and "gate"; it is also true that "I really missed the gate" is an awkward line. I know the line is somehow meant as a metaphor, but even at that it is a reaching and awkward metaphor. So here, the author of these lines settled for an awkward line in order to make not even an exact rhyme, but only an approximate rhyme.
Submitted by: Barry Jorgensen
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"Close to You"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Why do birds suddenly appear
Everytime you are near? Why They're Inappropriate: Well, I guess the answer depends on what type of birds are actually appearing when you are near. The song doesn't really specify. If its robins or doves, then ok, it's appropriate, I guess. However, if the birds that keep appearing are pigeons or vultures . . . .
Submitted by: Kevin D
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"It's Going To Take Some Time"
Opening Lines: It's going to take some time this time To get myself in shape.
Comments: "It's Going To Take Some Time" was another top ten hit in the year 1972 for the Carpenters.
Submitted by: Peter
| "Goodbye To Love"
Opening Lines: I'll say goodbye to love, No one ever cared if I should live or die.
Comments: "Goodbye To Love" was another top ten hit for the Carpenters from 1972.
Submitted by: Peter
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Song Title Space Change:
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Merry Christmas, Darling"
The Lyrics: But I can dream, and in my dreams,
I'm Christmasing with you. Why: Nice song, but "Christmas" is not a verb.
Submitted by: Terror Reid
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Song Title Spoonerisms:
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"hurting each other"
The Lyrics: we go on,hurting each other!,got to,stop hurting each other!,making each other cry!,breaking each others,hearts!,tearing us apart!
Why: a song about,people abusing,each other!,yet it's,got a,lively beat,to it!?
Submitted by: art E.
| "Goodbye to Love"
The Lyrics: I'll say Goodbye to Love.
No one ever cared if I should live or die. Time and time again the chance of love has passed me by, and all I know of love is how to live without it. I just can't seem to find it. Why: It sounds like an up tempo soft rock song with a great guitar solo (The only Carpenters song that has a guitar solo.) But this song is about giving up or going into sabbatical on finding love.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Merry Christmas, Darling"
The Lyrics: Logs on the fire
Fill me with desire Why: Fogs on the lyre
Fill me with desire Submitted by: Terror Reid
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