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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

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The Carpenters/Luther Vandross/Ruben Studdard

Why the Name is Stupid:

  • Little did he know that, when Richard decided to name the band after himself and his sister, he would need to build a coffin for the latter. (So it is in bad taste. Sue me.) Submitted by: MOR

Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Richard & Karen Carpenter. Submitted by: oldtimes

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Superstar""Don't you remember you told me you loved me, baby?" - crazydon

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Goodbye To Wes (Illyria's Song)""Goodbye To Love"Angel
"Calling Occupants Of Intraplanetary Trailers""Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft"trash

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"I Can't Make Music,"Then how can that be a song?trash
"Yesterday Once More,"trash

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Beginnings""We've Only Just Begun," The CarpentersKathy
"You Won't See Me""I Won't Last A Day Without You," The CarpentersKathy
"Only Yesterday""Yesterday Once More," CarpentersKathy
"Beginnings""We've Only Just Begun," The CarpentersKathy
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Yesterday One More" originally "Yesterday Once More"
Serafina
"Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Raft" originally "Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft"
Daisy Pappus
"Touch M When We're Dancing " originally "Touch Me When We're Dancing"
James Bond gets frisky with his superior?
Bond, James Bond.
"Merry Christmas Daring" originally "Merry Christmas Darling"
Have a merry Christmas! I dare you!
The Quirkfetch Kid
"All You Get From Love Is A Love Son" originally "All You Get From Love Is A Love Song"
Rachel Blattington

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Touch Mel When We're Dancing" originally "Touch Me When We're Dancing"
Tiffany Furlong
"Touch Men When We're Dancing" originally "Touch Me When We're Dancing"
Not gonna go there.
Ed
"Touch Meg When We're Dancing" originally "Touch Me When We're Dancing"
Partner that carries on affair while you're there?
Ed
"Touche Me When We're Dancing" originally "Touch Me When We're Dancing"
Dancing & sword play -- a new Olympic sport?
Ed
"Closed To You" originally "Close To You"
Changes close from adjective to a past tense verb.
Adrienne Ramseur

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"I Won't Lust A Day Without You" originally "I Won't Last A Day Without You"
Julia Cox
"Oily Yesterday" originally "Only Yesterday"
I was wondering what the slippery feeling was.
Mallory
"I Won't Fast A Day Without You" originally "I Won't Last A Day Without You"
kozar
"For All We Snow" originally "For All We Know"
oldiesfan
"Touch Ma When We're Dancing" originally "Touch Me When We're Dancing"
And after we're done, I'll need therapy.
Ed

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Recordings:

Feb 29 ""Safe From You"" by Loose Bruce Kerr a parody of ""Close To You"" by The Carpenters
"SAFE FROM YOU," to the tune of Carpenters' "Close To You," is Loose Bruce Kerr's latest AUDIO parody (video coming soon), about the girlfriend or wife from hell. Guys, don't we all have someone in our life we really now realize it's good we got away? For that matter, don't you women have the same? See, also, Bruce's high res videos & download other mp3's for free at as well as by searching on on YouTube. After retiring from over 2 decades of performing and writing full-time, Bruce continues to record audios and videos of his parodies and originals in his garage while holding down his day job as a high-tech lawyer for Sun Microsystems in Northern California's Silicon Valley. Bruce is often heard on the Dr. Demento nationally syndicated radio show. email Bruce at Loose Bruce Kerr's Official Podcast: (Mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Yesterday Once More""Spaghetti Please Once More"okayokay
"Carol of the Bells""Carol of the Coyotes"2Eagle
"Solitaire""Body Hair"Arwen
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas""You Vill Nix Macht Merry Don't Resist Us"Guy DiRito
"Top Of The World""Cop Of The World"U Guest It
"Ticket To Ride""Kick A Behind"Stuart McArthur
"Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft""Balling Occupants for Interplanetary Crack"Yoidy
"Hurting Each Other""Hurling Each Other"Merry & Pippin
"We've Only Just Begun""Las Vegas Isn't Punk"Chris Bodily TM
"Close To You""Why Do Blurred Smudgy Things Appear?"Stuart McArthur

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Goodbye To LoveLove ServicePaul Warren
SingAshlee Simpson's voice mailsoul
Rainy Days & MondaysThe Weather ChannelEdward
Rainy Days And MondaysManic Depression HotlineJohn, just John
Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary CraftRoswell Military BaseFussBudgetVanPelt

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
That Was Yesterday
   Foreigner
Only Yesterday
   Carpenters
That Was Only Yesterday
Goodbye yesterday!
Mickey D.
Float On
   Modest Mouse
Top of the World
   The Carpenters
Float On Top of the World
Yippie!!
Frez
London Calling
   The Clash
Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
   The Carpenters
London Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
I didn't know the Queen had a space program!
Martha Hankins
Vienna Calling
   Falco
Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
   The Carpenters
Vienna Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
I didn't know Austria had a space program!
Martha Hankins
There are additional Carpenters duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Adam And The Carpenter Ants
Adam Ant combined with The Carpenters
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
The Nazareth Carpenters
The Carpenters combined with Nazareth
Submitted By: Sonny and Chernobyl

Misheard Lyrics:

"Calling Occupants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling occupants of interplanetary crap
Original Lyrics:
Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
"Yesterday Once More"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoo be do lime glaze
Original Lyrics:
Shoo be do lang lang
"Merry Christmas, Darling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Greeting card have Albans's scent.
Original Lyrics:
Greeting cards have all been sent.
"I Need To Be In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hanging on a hoop, but I'm alright.
Original Lyrics:
I'm hanging on a hope, but I'm alright.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Because We Are In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can die because we are in love.
Original Lyrics:
You and I, because we are in love.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Ingrid McCannless

'Whew!', I used to think when I first heard this. Was this some kind of cruel taunt, or some kind of dire warning? Since this song is from before the days of AIDS, I couldn't think of any reason for such a dire warning, as if to say something like "our love is doomed because you could die from it". So it could hardly be like that, but the opening of the song DOES make it sound like possibly some kind of song of doom and gloom, as the opening line is "Children, It was more fun to be children", a seeming reflection on the innocent days before one ever imagined that life-and-death dilemmas could be in one's future. Since I've learned the real words, I guess it is a relief generally, knowing that it's a generally happy song, but in that case, why the lamenting opening lines?

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Top of the World"
Better Lyrics:
I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the food that I spurned ever since I lost the yearn
It's the reason I'm on top of the world.
I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the food that I purged ever since I lost the urge
Six feet under but on top of the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world.
I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world.
Submitted by: J.C.
"Close To You"
Better Lyrics:
On the day that you were bornthe doctors got together
and decided there was nothing they could do
so they sprinkled goldfish in your hair
and silver nitrate in your eyes of blue
that why birds fall down from the sky
every time you walk by
just like me
they ought to be
sick of you
Original Lyrics:
On the day that you were born the angels got together
and decided to create a dream come true,
so they sprinkled gold dust in you hair
and silver moonlight in your eyes of blue.
Thats why birds suddenly appear
every time you are near
just like me
they long to be
close to you
Submitted by: David Mitchell

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Rainy Days And Mondays"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
What I've got they used to call "the blues".
Why They're Nonsensical:
Nice song generally, but have I missed something? I'm not aware of "the blues" being an obsolescent term or of its meaning changing. So unless she means she has what I'm pretty sure "they" STILL call "the blues", I'm at a loss as to what she's trying to say she's got.
Submitted by: Sheila Evans
"Close To You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
That is why all the girls in town
follow you all around
Why do birds suddenly appear
every time you are near?
Why They're Nonsensical:
This song has to be one of the most childish,idiotic and almost other worldly pieces of trash I've ever heard.Who was the writer of this thing aiming at?Mentally deficient Martians?Who is this guy she's fawning over?Some kind of living Greek god?Like,every time he's near her birds come out of nowhere to be close to him?Every girl in town desires to be close to him?Oh,and by the way she seems OK with that.[Get me out of this madhouse.]The very stars are being ripped from space every time this superbeing strolls into the vicinity.[It really begins to sound like the writer of this needed help.]On the day this wonderful personage was born he was blessed by angels with all manner of beautiful qualities which would endear him to humans-All those attentive chicks-To animals-All those attentive birds-Even inanimate objects-All those falling stars.OK,so let's say she's just being symbolic about an ordinary guy she's in love with.If we leave out the birds and stars bit we're still left with that total crap about all women following him everywhere.That doesn't sound as fantasy laden as the rest,but is still nonetheless total crap.It just wouldn't happen,and even if it did she'd hardly be happy about it.I recall someone saying the reference to birds is actually a reference to girls.Nice try,except that,ofcourse,she goes on to talk about LITERALgirls.By the same token someone could have said that the stars mentioned are really film stars or something.Get this,someone refered to this monumental shambles as,quote,A cute little love song dripping with innocence.My own personal summation of it can be found in the first three lines of this article.[Here's another thing.It's not the only Carpenters number that sucks,although it's undoubtedly the worst.Others include Goodbye to love,which I showed up as the ramblings of a women who doesn't know what she's talking about,and Top of the world,which features a woman who thus has one mother of a long way to fall if that recent love interest goes belly up.She even hints as much-Wish tomorrow will be just the same for you and me.]Close to you?Guys,if that number ever comes my way again I'll be getting as FAR away as possible.
Submitted by: THE BIG GUY
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"It's Gonna Take Some Time"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
It's gonna take some time this time
To get myself in shape.
I really fell out of line this time;
I really missed the gate.
Why They're Misrhymed:
It would be quite impossible to hate anything sung by the angelic Karen Carpenter during the all-too-brief time that she graced this desperate Earth. Nonetheless, that cannot completely hide the fact that the lyrics she was given to work with were sometimes less than superb. In this case, not only is there only an approximate rhyme between "shape" and "gate"; it is also true that "I really missed the gate" is an awkward line. I know the line is somehow meant as a metaphor, but even at that it is a reaching and awkward metaphor. So here, the author of these lines settled for an awkward line in order to make not even an exact rhyme, but only an approximate rhyme.
Submitted by: Barry Jorgensen
 

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Close to You"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Why do birds suddenly appear
Everytime you are near?
Why They're Inappropriate:
Well, I guess the answer depends on what type of birds are actually appearing when you are near. The song doesn't really specify. If its robins or doves, then ok, it's appropriate, I guess. However, if the birds that keep appearing are pigeons or vultures . . . .
Submitted by: Kevin D
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"It's Going To Take Some Time"
Opening Lines:
It's going to take some time this time To get myself in shape.
Comments:
"It's Going To Take Some Time" was another top ten hit in the year 1972 for the Carpenters.
Submitted by: Peter
"Goodbye To Love"
Opening Lines:
I'll say goodbye to love, No one ever cared if I should live or die.
Comments:
"Goodbye To Love" was another top ten hit for the Carpenters from 1972.
Submitted by: Peter
There are additional Carpenters spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Merry Christ, Ma's Darling!" originally "Merry Christmas Darling"
Submitted by: Lucinda Blair
"Merry Christ, Ma's Darling!" originally "Merry Christmas Darling"
Submitted by: Lucinda Blair

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Merry Christmas, Darling"
The Lyrics:
But I can dream, and in my dreams,
I'm Christmasing with you.
Why:
Nice song, but "Christmas" is not a verb.
Submitted by: Terror Reid
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Peter Snatcher Submitted by: Elsie Greer

Song Title Anagrams:

"A Cheering Hot Ruth" originally "Hurting Each Other"
Submitted by: crazydon

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Goodbye to Love"
The Lyrics:
I'll say Goodbye to Love.
No one ever cared if I should live or die.
Time and time again the chance of love has passed me by,
and all I know of love is how to live without it.
I just can't seem to find it.
Why:
It sounds like an up tempo soft rock song with a great guitar solo (The only Carpenters song that has a guitar solo.) But this song is about giving up or going into sabbatical on finding love.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Merry Christmas, Darling"
The Lyrics:
Logs on the fire
Fill me with desire
Why:
Fogs on the lyre
Fill me with desire
Submitted by: Terror Reid
 

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Hand Tools
Carpenters use Hand Tools for building stuff.
Submitted by: Paul Warren

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