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Fun Music Information -> Ke$ha
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This is the most recent information about Ke$ha that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Ke$ha, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Jokes:
My ex-girlfriend told me she's really excited about the release of Ke$ha's new album. She was my girlfriend ten minutes ago!!! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
| Q: Have you heard about Ke$ha's toothpaste commercial? A: 5 out of 5 dentists DON'T recommend that you brush your teeth with Jack!!! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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Band Name Origins:
- She was born Kesha Rose Sebert, but the dollar sign substitution for the S came about this way: “The dollar sign in my name is a tattoo- a bad tattoo. And, uh, it just came about because I was broke, and I was just making a joke out of it. Instead of being, like, mad like, “I’m so broke,” I was just like, “WHATEVER! Out of money…Whatever. I don’t need money.” So, out of money, put it on my hand, put it in my name, and it was just kind of a joke, and it stuck.” ~Ke$ha Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Stupid Band Names:
- What's with the dollar sign in her name? Is she trying to get some street cred? Submitted by: JD
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Kesha Rose Sebert. Submitted by: Jilly Beans
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Tran$ Am Prince$$. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt
Known informally as: Mother Dollar. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| KeShaman (S is a snake) | Her dabbling into the paranormal | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| $leazy | No explanation needed...!!! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Ke$hark | Her devotion to ending killing sharks for fins | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Ka-Ching! | She's makin' bank, big time! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| K€sha | When she makes it big in Europe! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Blue" | "Blow" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Blown" | "Blow" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Old Trash Can" | "Gold Trans Am" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Whoring Her" | "Warrior" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Furrier" | "Warrior" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Cocaine," Eric Clapton | "Blow," Ke$ha |
| "Clocks," Coldplay | "Tik Tok," Ke$ha |
Recordings:
Jan 11
a parody of "We R Who We R" by Ke$ha
Just a bad, bad situation... MADE SEMI-FUNNY! (hopefully)
Soundclick.com: (Mp3)
Jan 2
a parody of "Blow" by Ke$ha
This is a song about how we clean out grocery stores, forget how to drive, and lose our minds at the first sign of flakes
http://www.jeffreuben.com: (mp3)
Nov 29
a parody of "Cannibal" by Ke$ha
A amusing parody about how Kesha actually does have talent yet she has sold herself for fame
Youtube: (Video)
Sep 12
a parody of "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha
A song parody about someone who thinks they're badass but really isn't. I named them Scotty Whitefield. Hope you like it!
YouTube: (FLV, MP4, 3GP)
Jan 24
a parody of "TiK ToK" by Ke$ha
Spoof of Ke$ha's hit song about a creepy stalker. We all have one!
YouTube: (Video)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Stephen" | "Vegan" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Animal" | "Rational" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Die Young" | "Cy Young" | Blaydeman |
| "Your Love Is My Drug" | "You Shove When You Hug" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "We R Who We R" | "Dear God, Where'd We Park?" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Take It Off" | "Turn It Off" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Blow" | "Scho(-Ka-Kola)" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "C'Mon" | "Withdrawn" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Blow" | "Mow" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Take It Off" | "Blastin' Off" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Tik Tok | TikTok | Kerry |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Die Young | Drug rehab center | Lance Crackers |
| Take it Off | Strip Club | Dongquan |
| Take It Off | Strip Club | Dongquan |
| Blah Blah Blah | Online Chat Service | Dongquan |
| TiK ToK | Watch Repair Service | Dongquan |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Nik Ker$haw
Nik Kershaw combined with Ke$Ha
I notice that the name "Kesha" (of course, the performer writes her name with a dollar-sign) can be seen in the name Kershaw.
Submitted By: Harlow Goobley
Te$la
Tesla combined with Ke$ha
Just replace the "s" in "Tesla" with the dollar sign from "Ke$ha"
Submitted By: JeReMy
Misheard Lyrics:
"Tik Tok"
Misheard Lyrics: Wake up in the morning feeling like I'm digging
Original Lyrics: Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
| "Tik Tok"
Misheard Lyrics: Now now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the holy sh*t is down, down Holy sh*t is down, down Ho-ho sh*t is down Original Lyrics: Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down Police shut us down, down Po-po shut us down |
"Tik Tok"
Misheard Lyrics: 'Til we see the southern lights
Original Lyrics: 'Til we see the sunlight
| "Tik Tok"
Misheard Lyrics: Feeling like a ditty
Original Lyrics: Feeling like P. Diddy
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Timber"
Misheard Lyrics: Swing your body round and round
Original Lyrics: Swing your partner round and round
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Trent Knight My hearing is sometimes playing up, and I hilariously thought that was the lyric |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Gold Trans Am"
Better Lyrics:
Zoom! Glam!
Love you, Dan(ica)
Green Daytona racing
#10!
Love you, Dan(ica)
Green Daytona racing
#10!
Original Lyrics:
Wham! Bam!
Thank you, man
Get inside my f*cking
Gold Trans Am!
Thank you, man
Get inside my f*cking
Gold Trans Am!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"C'mon"
Better Lyrics:
[Chorus:]
What guns? Do you know the right type?
F*ck all the "Assault Weapon" hype
Feinstein's an idiot all right
What guns? What guns? What guns?
No selector switch on the side
And no flash suppressor to hide
Compared to "Full-autos" not right!!!
What guns? What guns? What guns?
What guns? Do you know the right type?
F*ck all the "Assault Weapon" hype
Feinstein's an idiot all right
What guns? What guns? What guns?
No selector switch on the side
And no flash suppressor to hide
Compared to "Full-autos" not right!!!
What guns? What guns? What guns?
Original Lyrics:
[Chorus:]
C’mon ’cause I know what I like
And you’re looking just like my type
Let’s go for it just for tonight
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon
Now don’t even try to deny
We’re both going home satisfied
Let’s go for it just for tonight
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon
C’mon ’cause I know what I like
And you’re looking just like my type
Let’s go for it just for tonight
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon
Now don’t even try to deny
We’re both going home satisfied
Let’s go for it just for tonight
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"We R Who We R"
Better Lyrics:
There's no end-of-the-year surprise
We're all doomed to fiscal slide
Parties can't bridge great divide
Progress slo-o-w (NO GO!)
Compromise way too hard
Taxing and spending spars
The US torn apart
By DEM and REP retards
Barack & Boehner!!!
We're all doomed to fiscal slide
Parties can't bridge great divide
Progress slo-o-w (NO GO!)
Compromise way too hard
Taxing and spending spars
The US torn apart
By DEM and REP retards
Barack & Boehner!!!
Original Lyrics:
I've got that glitter on my eyes
Stockings ripped all up the sides
Looking sick and sexy-fied
So let's go-o-o (Let's go!)
Tonight we're going hard
Just like the world is ours
We're tearin' it apart
We know we're superstars
We are who we are!
Stockings ripped all up the sides
Looking sick and sexy-fied
So let's go-o-o (Let's go!)
Tonight we're going hard
Just like the world is ours
We're tearin' it apart
We know we're superstars
We are who we are!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr,
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"We R Who We R"
The Repetitive Lyrics: DJ, turn it up-up-up-up-up-up-up
DJ, turn it up-up-up-up-up-up-up (DJ, turn it up-up-up-up-up-up-up) DJ, turn it up-up-up-up-up-up-up Why They're Repetitive: DJ: "I get it! I'm supposed to turn it up!"
Submitted by: Alice
| "Blow"
The Repetitive Lyrics: This place about to blow
Blow Why They're Repetitive: I wish the place would blow so we don't have to listen to Ke$ha's lyrics anymore.
Submitted by: newrock
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"TiK ToK"
The Lyrics: But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
Who They Mention: Mick Jagger - the singer.
Submitted by: Dongquan
| "TiK ToK"
The Lyrics: Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
Who They Mention: P Diddy, the singer.
Submitted by: Dongquan
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Tik Tok"
The Lyrics: Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Product Brand Name: Jack Daniel's
Submitted by: Stompgal
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Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"We R Who We R"
The Lyrics: And yes of course we does,
We running this town just like a club Why: It should be “And yes of course we do, we are/were running this town just like a club”. Aside from learning to fix your hair, learn some grammar too.
Submitted by: ChewZee
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Song Title Anagrams:
"Hone Item" originally "I'm the One"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Ion Theme" originally "I'm the One"
Science lesson
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Home Nite" originally "I'm the One"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Songs That Are Banned:
"Die Young"
The song was banned from the radio in December 2012 in the wake of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting.
Submitted by: JeReMy
Onomatopoeia in Lyrics:
"TiK ToK"
The Lyrics: Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, Imma fight 'Til we see the sunlight TiK ToK, on the clock Why: "Pop" bursting sound and "TiK ToK" clock sound.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Paid $1.63 to Songwrite!"
Ke$ha was only paid a measley $1.63 to write the title track for Miley Cyrus' 2009 EP "The Time Of Our Lives!!!"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Twitter Pic of Urinating in Public"
In April 2012 Ke$ha pulls down her trousers and pees on the road after getting caught in traffic... which she then posts on Twitter!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Shark Protection Bill Support"
Animal-loving singer Ke$ha is throwing her support behind a bill to prevent the possession and sale of shark fins. Supporting the Maryland Shark Protection Bill, she recently Tweeted, "Keep up the pressure to stop this cruel practice"...
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Canadian Seafood Boycott"
Ke$ha appears in a Humane Society of the United States video calling for a Canadian seafood boycott over the Canadian Atlantic seal hunt.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There are additional What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music) available.
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Costumes and/or Cosplay
From the costumed players in her "C'mon" video
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
PlentyofFish.com site
Seen in "We R Who We R" video
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Tequila Revolucion (100 Proof)
Seen in her "We R Who We R" video
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Laura Mercier Cosmetics
Ke$ha uses many of her beauty products
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There are additional Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name available.
