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Alannis Morrisette, Alanis Morrissette, Alanis Morrisette, Alanis MorisetteI've learned that it's really important to maintain a good self-image, to love yourself. You should surround yourself with people that are patient, with people that have reverence for the process. The people around you need to not focus on the outcome of the process or focus on what I see as an illusory destination. Life is a process, beyond even when we die. So too is art. It's a process of mulling it over, checking it out, falling on your face, whatever that means. It's about seeing that process from beginning to end, finishing it, writing it, painting it, singing it. Whatever you do, don't judge the shit. -Alanis Morissette (Source: Women Who Rock Magazine) Submitted by: Isac
| In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humour in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming. When I was producing on my own, I was doing it in order to - in a very patriarchal entertainment industry, let alone planet - very much hell-bent on trying to prove to myself, if nothing else, that I could do it as a woman. The person who knows HOW will always have a job. The person who knows WHY will always be his boss. We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect. Well, I didn't smile for a long time. - Alanis Morissette |
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Dogma" | She appears for a short time in Dogma as God. - Julie |
"You Can't Do That On Television" | She only lasted a few episodes before she trotted off to do her own thing. Frankly I think she was better off because look at where she's at now. - Celeste |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Baa! Baa!" | "Baba" | Richard Wetfuss |
"You Otter No" | "You Oughta Know" | Elon Muskrat |
"Iconic" | "Ironic" | Kaylie L |
"A String of Oxymorons" | "Hand In My Pocket" | rocky |
"Cryonic" | "Ironic" | Flux 7 |
There are additional new song names available. |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"School," Supertramp | "You Learn," Alanis Morissette | |
"School Day," Chuck Berry | "You Learn," Alanis Morissette | |
"What's Love Got To Do With It?," Tina Turner | "Everything," Alanis Morissette | |
"Rock And Roll Band," Boston | "Everything," Alanis Morissette | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Ironic" | "Isn't It Byronic?" | Jacqueline Morgan |
"Uninvited" | "He's Uninvited" | Monstermaster13 |
"Ironic" | "Psychotic" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"Hand in My Pocket" | "Wocket in my Pocket" | wimpykidfan37 |
"Not All Me" | "Be Six Feet" | Duc4AmIRight |
"You Oughta Know" | "Douche On The Throne" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"Ironic" | "Neurotic" | Blaydeman |
"Hand In My Pocket" | "One Ring In My Pocket" | Agrimorfee |
"Hand in My Pocket" | "Junk In My Pocket" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"Hand In My Pocket" | "Hand In Your Pocket" | Rex Ungericht |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
You Learn | Learn Direct | Figgy |
Precious Illusions | Psychic Hotline | stoic_squirmer |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Uninvited | Brinks Home Security | Larcen Tyler |
Eight Easy Steps | War Amps | diablos901 |
Perfect | Suicide Helpline | knelly |
You Oughta Know | Any of the other 'You Can't Do That On Television' kids | Supervaca |
Ironic | MLA (Modern Language Association) | stoic_squirmer |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
All These Things Joe Stampley | 21 Things I Want In A Lover Alanis Morissette | All These 21 Things I Want In A Lover | Old Man Edgar Winter |
You Think You Know Her Cause and Effect | You Oughta Know Alanis Morissette | You Think You Oughta Know Her | Ariane |
Suddenly I See KT Tunstall | Right Through You Alanis Morissette | Suddenly I See Right Through You | John |
I Try Macy Gray | Everything Alanis Morissette | I Try Everything | Joe |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional Alanis Morissette Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics: How about that ever elusive cuddles?
Original Lyrics: How about that ever elusive kudos?
| "Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics: How 'bout stopping meeting when I'm full up?
Original Lyrics: How 'bout stopping eating when I'm full up?
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"You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics: New street
Original Lyrics: You scream
| "Hand in My Pocket"
Misheard Lyrics: When it comes down to my fans
Original Lyrics: When it comes down to my friends
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"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics: Did you forget about me? Yes you do. Missing me?
Original Lyrics: Did you forget about me
Mr. Duplicity? |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Alan Harris She asks if he's forgotten about her and she answers for him because the answer is obviously no and then she ask if he misses her now that he remembers her. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"All I Really Want"
The Funny Lyrics: Do I stress you out?
My sweater is on backwards and inside out And you say 'How appropriate.' Why They're Funny: One of the funnier lyrics of a song where Alanis tells some guy to go away because he's a jerk, pretty much. It's just quoting an insult to Alanis's intelligence.
Submitted by: Moe B.
| "Thank U"
The Funny Lyrics: How about them transparent dangling carrots
Why They're Funny: What the hell is that supposed to mean??? I found this posted in the Nonsensical section, which I'm not surprised about...but it's also funny because it baffles most listeners, including myself.
Submitted by: Alex
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"You Oughta Know"
The Repetitive Lyrics: You, you, you, you, oughta know!
Why They're Repetitive: No, no, no, no, WAI !? After four repetitions, who wouldn't know?
Submitted by: Syeberus
| "Hand in My Pocket"
The Repetitive Lyrics: 'Cause I got one hand in my pocket
Why They're Repetitive: Take your damn hand out of your pocket! It's not like it's gonna kill you.
Submitted by: wadded beef
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"Hand In My Pocket"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I'm brave but I'm chickensh
Why They're Nonsensical: This line has always baffled me. Brave and chickens**t are complete opposites; how can you be both?
Submitted by: Parry
| "Ironic"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down, he thought 'Well isn't this nice...' And isn't it ironic ... don't you think Why They're Nonsensical: Actually most of the song is nonsensical as Alanis has no concept of what irony is. The examples in the song (particularly the 2nd verse, which is listed above) are about misfortune, not irony. What would be ironic is if Mr. Play It Safe, who's afraid of flying took a bus, car or train and crashed doing that instead.
Submitted by: Captain Quark
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"Hand In My Pocket"
The Insincere Lyrics: 'I'm young and I'm underpaid'
Why They're Insincere: Young: yes... underpaid: er... ahem...
Submitted by: StarChild
| "Ironic"
The Insincere Lyrics: Its like a traffic jam when you're already late
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife It's like meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife Isn't it ironic? Why They're Insincere: Umm.... no it's not ironic at all. These are examples of very bad luck, (or even coincidence) but do not constitute irony. For example, 'a traffic jam when you're already late' would only be ironic if you were the town planner, and because of your mismanagement of the roads, you were stuck in said traffic jam, which then made you late for work, as a town planner!
Submitted by: Sam
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"Ironic"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful husband Why They're Misrhymed: The lyrics on the original version ('...all you need is a knife ....meeting his beautiful wife') _did_ rhyme. However, Alanis saw fit to change it on her accostic album just to make a politcal statment (never mind that gay marriage is already legal in her native Canada).
Submitted by: Bjennet
| "You Oughta Know"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: An older version of me
Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theatre? Does she speak eloquently? And would she have your baby? I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother Why They're Misrhymed: Do I really need to explain why 'theatre' and 'mother' don't rhyme?...
Submitted by: Rock Princess
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"Head Over Feet"
The Insulting Lyrics: You're the best listener that I've ever had
you're my best friend...best friend with benefits What took me so long? Why They're Insulting: Isn't it best not to have sex with somebody that you're not in love with?
Submitted by: Celeste
| "All I Really Want"
The Insulting Lyrics: Do I stress you out?
My sweater's on backwards and inside out and you say "How appropriate!" Why They're Insulting: It sounds like she's mocking someone.
Submitted by: Celeste
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"You Learn"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I recommend walking around naked in your living room..
Why They're Inappropriate: I honestly don't see why this line should even be in the song.
Submitted by: Alex
| "Ironic"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: It's like rain on your wedding day
Why They're Inappropriate: Due to the rules of the site, I couldn't post the entire song. But Alanis Morissette wouldn't know irony if it slapped her in the face. So, for example, the above line would only be ironic if the person singing were a meteorologist. Go through the lyrics and I dare you to find a single bit of irony in it anywhere!
Submitted by: John Karakash
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"Head Over Feet"
The Dirty Lyrics: You're the best listener that I've ever had
You're my best friend, best friend with benefits What took me so long? Why They're Dirty: Best friends with benefits means that you engage in sexual activity with someone without being attached to them.
Submitted by: Celes
| "Hands Clean"
The Dirty Lyrics: Ooh this could be messy
But you don't seem to mind Ooh don't go telling everybody And overlook this supposed crime Why They're Dirty: Lolita. This is about statutory rape, the whole song is about her relationship with a much older producer when she was a teen. It may be the same fellow that "Ought to Know"
An older version of me Is she perverted like me Would she go down on you in a theatre It seems she was ticked off in the 90s now she's contemplating the ease that some people forget their misdeeds. Submitted by: Ben
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"Uninvited"
The Song Lyrics: Like any hot blooded woman
Song They Mention: "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner
Submitted by: Cody Finke
| "Ironic"
The Song Lyrics: It's a free ride when you've already paid.
Song They Mention: "Free Ride" by the Edgar Winter Group.
Submitted by: Kevin
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"Front Row"
The Lyrics: you live in new jersey
Why: new jersey is a real place in america.
Submitted by: Mattias
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"You Oughta Know"
The Lyrics: An older version of me
is she perverted like me Would she go down on you into a theater? Why: She pronounces "theater" as "THEER-ter" instead of "thee-A-ter", the common pronunciation.
Submitted by: Sheila Oh
| "You Owe Me Nothing In Return"
The Lyrics: I will give you encouragement
to choose the path that you want Why: She pronounces "encouragement" to make it rhyme with "want", so it is like "encouragemant"
Submitted by: Mattias
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"Ironic"
The Lyrics: Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight As the plane crashed down, "Well, isn't this nice?" And isn't it ironic, don't you think? Why: According to plane rides, even though Mr. Play-It-Safe suffered from aviaphobia, acrophobia, macrophobia and claustrophobia, doesn't mean he was leaving from town to town.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
| "Ironic"
The Lyrics: Traffic jam, when you're already late.
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break. It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. It's like meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife. And isn't it ironic, don't you think? A little too ironic, yeah I really do think. Why: This song is mostly an unlucky song. Bugs in your wine, your planes crashes, and you thought you found a true love but the lover is married! Yeah real bad luck.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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