Fun Music Information -> Britney Spears
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
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Brittney Spears, Brittney & Amanda, Brittany Spears, Britney Spears & Madonna, Britney Spears f/Pharrel Williams, Britney Spears f/Mikey Bassie, Britney Spears featuring Ying Yang Twins, Britney Spears Featuring Madonna, Britney Spears featuring Madonna, Britney Spears feat.Madonna, Britney Spears/Blink-182, Britney Spears and Madonna, Britney Speares, Britney & Madonna, Britney and Madonna, Britney, Britany SpearsMusic Quotes:
I still have a lot to learn - about the business, about music and about myself. Its exciting. - Britney Spears | I've always wanted to go to overseas places, like Canada. -Britney Spears |
Music Jokes:
Britney Spears is in trouble because she was photographed driving with her baby sitting on her lap instead of strapped into a car seat. Child welfare experts say this is still better for the baby than leaving it at home with Kevin Federline. Submitted by: LucidLupin
| Britney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline, has his own rap album now. He works under the rap name, La-Z. Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Performer Nick Names:
Known informally as: Brit Brit. Submitted by: RK_FAN_FOREVER
Known informally as: Baldy Spears. Submitted by: NK
Strange Offspring Names:
- Sutton Pierce - Submitted by: mutya
- Sutton Pierce - Why? Is it just me or does the father have some kind of obsession with naming all of his kids similar? His first two children's names start with K. Why do these kids have to have the same initials as each other? Not very clever. Submitted by: bex
- Jailynn - She's having a girl. I'm ashamed I'm even named after her. She's so dumb! Hopefully she won't favor this one because it's a girl! That's why I was hoping it would be a boy. Submitted by: Brytanny
- Preston Michael Spears Federline - He was born in Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center in California on September 14, 2005. Submitted by: Misty
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Crossroads" | Well, it's not like she's been getting acting offers left and right since then. - christie |
Vain Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Gimme More" | At the very beginning, she says, "It's Britney, b1tch!" It's the first track off her Blackout album. - flipside |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Kojak | Her recently shaved head. | Baby Jane Russell |
| Twitney Spears | She is a whiney twit, I just call 'em like I see 'em! | bree |
| Slutty Spears | Suits her well | Saiaho |
| Bitchney Spears | Well, Britney is a total Bitch! | ~Child of Sun~ |
| Rusty Spears | How long will she last as a pop singer anyway? | Specter |
There are additional new band names available. | ||
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "If U Sack Andy" | "If U Seek Amy" | Dongquan |
| "Harder Baby One Last Time" | "Hit Me Baby One More Time" | bono |
| "I'm Not A Girl, Not A Woman'Til My Hair Grows Back" | "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman" | Fran T. Cally |
| "Sniff One More Line " | "Baby, One More Time" | Mark |
| "Porn To Make You Horny" | "Born To Make You Happy" | poph |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman," | You have to be a girl, unless it's a sex-change | newschool |
| "When Your Eyes Say It," | Eyes don't talk, as a general rule. | newschool |
| "Born To Make You Happy," | No you weren't | newschool |
| "E-mail My Heart," | How can one e-mail a heart? Hook it up to a modem? | newschool |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Do You Love Me?" | "Sometimes," Britney Spears | Alina |
| "Maneater" | "Womanizer," Britney Spears | Dongquan |
| "Hair" | "My Prerogative," Britney Spears | I chose Britney's version because she's the one who just lost all her hair. - Fran T. Cally |
| "That Smell" | "Oops! I Did It Again," Britney Spears | Somebody open up the window! - Chris Bodily TM |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"If U See Amy" originally "If U Seek Amy"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Baby One More Tie" originally "Baby One More Time"
Serafina
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"If U Seek Army" originally "If U Seek Amy"
Dongquan
"Piece Off Me" originally "Piece Of Me"
Janice Ferrell
"From The Bottom Of My Broken Hearth" originally "From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart"
Dan
"Gimme Smore" originally "Gimme More"
Joshua Graham
"Woops, I Did It Again" originally "Oops, I Did It Again"
generally means the same thing
Serafina
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"If U Seek Any" originally "If U Seek Amy"
If you seek any what...?
Dongquan
"If U Peek Amy" originally "If U Seek Amy"
Dongquan
"Topic" originally "Toxic"
Amy
"Tonic" originally "Toxic"
Amanda
"Baby One More Dime" originally "Baby One More Time"
Calop
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
It talks about a town drunk and a person’s need to give him a tranquilizer.
Funny Song Parodies: (Mp3,)
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Please Subscribe because seriously, I only have 2 subscribers and i wanna see if i can beat J@W!!
http://www.youtube.com/thehanjovi: (Youtube)
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Fred Parody containing a parody of Britney Spears' Circus! (Link in Sidebar to hear full song!)
YouTube: (Video)
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Be careful what you wish for in a girlfriend. You just might get it!
http://www.jeffreuben.com: (mp3)
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Another of my oldies recording with a significantly improved supporting track.
badave.com: (mp3)
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Britney Spears hits the scene yet again in this battery advertisement for everyone's favorite brand! This is my Music Video parody of Britney's "Womanizer".
YouTube: (Video)
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Outrageous" | "I'm Tasteless" | Below Average Dave |
| "If You Seek Amy" | "If You Seek Any" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "If U Seek Amy" | "See U In Tea" | EmiLoca |
| "If You Seek Amy" | "Humpty Dumpty" | Abbott Skelding |
| "Womanizer" | "Tranquilizer" | Nixon Lee |
| "If U Seek Amy" | "If U Ate Fatty" | Zachary Tng |
| "(Hit Me Baby) One More Time" | "(Granny's Pregnant) One More Time" | Yoda-Gon-Kenobi |
| "Circus" | "Curses" | Jeff Reuben |
| "Oops I Did It Again!" | "Oops I'm Banged Up Again!" | tomario |
| "Baby One More Time" | "Clip it Britney one more time" | Christopher Long |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Oops, I Did It Again | EPT Pregnancy Test | Bradykins |
| E-mail My Heart | Online Dating | Mr. Sally |
| Stronger | Fitness Gym | Musi(c) |
| You Drive Me Crazy | Mental Institution | Nikz182 |
| Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman | Feminine Hygene Products | Me |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Circus | Circuses, magic shows, etc.. | Dongquan |
| ...Baby One More Time | Abortion clinics | Anonymous |
| I'm A Slave 4 U | Feminist Hotline/NAACP | Anna loves a guy on her bus |
| I'm A Slave 4 U | Feminist Hotline/Anti-Racism Committee | Anna loves a guy on her bus |
| Oops.... I Did It Again | Kevin Federline's answering machine | iequeen |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Suburban Knights Hard-Fi | Womanizer Britney Spears | Suburban Womanizer | Dongquan |
| Living for the Weekend Hard-Fi | Circus Britney Spears | Living for the Circus | Dongquan |
| Use Somebody Kings of Leon | If U Seek Amy Britney Spears | If U Use Somebody | Dongquan |
| You Found Me The Fray | If U Seek Amy Britney Spears | If You Found Amy Tell me if you found this mash up.... | Dongquan |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Burning Britney Spears
Burning Spear combined with Britney Spears
(I'm sure some could want to, but be nice, folks!)
Submitted By: Lucille Ball sized hail
Britney Spears Fish
Britney Spears combined with Fish
[Ed's note: "Fish" meaning the ex-Marillion member and not the group, right?]
Submitted By: Rhonda Blankenship
Misheard Lyrics:
"I'm a Slave 4 U"
Misheard Lyrics: Baby, don't you wanna disappoint me?
Original Lyrics: Baby, don't you wanna dance upon me?
| "Toxic"
Misheard Lyrics: With the taste of your lips, I'm not a bride...Your toxic, I'm sleep over
Original Lyrics: With the taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slippin' under. |
"Toxic"
Misheard Lyrics: Do you know Sandi Toksvig
Original Lyrics: Don't know you know that I'm toxic
| "Piece Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics: With a kid on my arm,
I'm still an exceptional ainer Original Lyrics: With a kid on my arm,
I'm still an exceptional earner |
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"I'm a Slave 4 U"
Misheard Lyrics: Baby, don't you wanna disappoint me?
Original Lyrics: Baby, don't you wanna dance upon me?
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Story about this misheard lyric by: flipside I used to be a huge Britney fan (well, I still am... just not as much), and I was singing this in the shower cuz it was on the radio. I got out, wrapped a towel around me, and went to my room to get some clothes... just as it got to that part. I bumped into my dad, and he was like "Are you sure that's what she's singing?" (he likes the same music I do) and I was like "Um, yeah!" Well, later that day, I looked up the lyrics, and I turned beet red when I saw that I was totally wrong. To this day, I still sing "disappoint" instead of "dance upon" lol |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Piece of Me"
Better Lyrics:
Piece of Me (Cow Version)
You can have a steak or kosher hot dogs
(You wanna piece of me)
You can have my ribs or even my tongue
(You wanna piece of me)
I also supply cheese and ice cream
(You wanna piece of me)
If you want pork roast, go to farm C
(You wanna piece of me)
You can have a steak or kosher hot dogs
(You wanna piece of me)
You can have my ribs or even my tongue
(You wanna piece of me)
I also supply cheese and ice cream
(You wanna piece of me)
If you want pork roast, go to farm C
(You wanna piece of me)
Original Lyrics:
Piece of Me (Original Version)
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)
Submitted by: Rachel
"payton"
Better Lyrics:
Oops! I bit you again,sucked all your blood
Got lost in your vains
Got lost in your vains
Original Lyrics:
Oops! I did it again,played with your heart
got lost in the game
got lost in the game
Submitted by: ben
"Oops!... I Did It Again "
Better Lyrics:
Opps!... I did it again,
I peed in my pants,
got lost in the pee
Oh baby baby
I peed in my pants,
got lost in the pee
Oh baby baby
Original Lyrics:
Opps!...I did it again
I played with your heart,
I got lost in the game
Oh baby ,baby
I played with your heart,
I got lost in the game
Oh baby ,baby
Submitted by: Aaron Wolf
Funny Lyrics:
"Don't Go Knockin' On My Door"
The Funny Lyrics: You and I, we're like so "bye-bye"
Why They're Funny: Wow, Britney Spears, is a "Valley Girl"!!
Submitted by: Simba
| "Don't Hang Up"
The Funny Lyrics: (Don't hang up) I am not alone
I can still feel you Even when you're lonely Why They're Funny: Somehow, I don't think the last line is the most ideal thing the person on the end of the phone line wants to hear, let alone we the listeners. Then again, this is the trouble when pop artists try to be raunchy: just makes one cringe instead.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"Gimmie More"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Gimmie gimmie more
Gimmie more Gimmie gimmie more Why They're Repetitive: The song contains the word "gimmie" 88 times.
Submitted by: Votum
| "Womanizer"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Womanizer, woma womanizer, you're a womanizer, o womanizer o you're a womanizer baby.....
Why They're Repetitive: clearly whoever is a womanizer understands that they are a womanizer
Submitted by: Will
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Email My Heart"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I'm sorry, oh so sorry,
can't you give me one more chance to make it all up to you. E-mail my heart and say our love will never die and that I know you're out there and I know that you still care. Email me back and say our love will stay alive. Forever, Email my heart. Why They're Nonsensical: I know Britney was just a girl of 16 when she came up with this song...but...memo to Britney: Honestly, couldn't you come up with a more sensible line then 'Email my heart'? I guess he never checks his mail...
Submitted by: Lyndsey
| "Toxic"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?
Why They're Nonsensical: Don't toxic things kill you pretty much straight away? If so, you're unlikely to be addicted, young lady!!
Submitted by: Susan
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Insincere Lyrics:
"Overprotected"
The Insincere Lyrics: Nobody's telling me just what what what I wanna do, do
I'm so fed up with people telling me to be Someone else but me Why They're Insincere: If you're that vexed by people making decisions for you, Britney, why don't you part from your management and record company, go indie and make it alone? Oh yes, I forgot -- that actually requires a modicum of independence and proficiency combined, doesn't it? Even this song about yearning for all that was written and produced by other people. This song is enough to make plastic seem natural.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "I'm Not A Girl Not Yet A Woman"
The Insincere Lyrics: I'm not a girl, not yet a woman
Why They're Insincere: Er, Britney, you *are* a woman and a fully grown one as well. Nobody sees you as the same Britney in the 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' video anymore, so maybe it's time you acted your age?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"Sometimes"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I wanna believe in everything that you say
'Cause it sounds so good Why They're Misrhymed: I don't know... it's just so obvious that she's gonna say 'great', then she says 'good'.... say... good... say... good... maybe that's me, but i don't think that rhymes!
Submitted by: Vanica
| "From the Bottom of My Broken Heart"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: But you put a dart
Through my dreams, through my heart And I'm back where I started again Why They're Misrhymed: The rhythm of the song makes the first syllable of 'started' line up, so to speak, with 'dart' and 'heart'; but rhyming requires the whole word, not just a syllable.
Submitted by: Da Phoenix
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Insulting Lyrics:
"Slave 4 You"
The Insulting Lyrics: I 'm slave for you..
I can't deny it I 'm not trying to hide it! Why They're Insulting: This gives people the thought that women are whores
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"What U See Is What U Get"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I can't help the chains around me, baby can't you see
Why They're Inappropriate: It's just creepy and wrong
Submitted by: Simba
| "Touch of My Hand"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: 'Cause I just discovered
Imagination's taken over. Another day without a lover, The more I come to understand the touch of my hand. pretty much the whole song Why They're Inappropriate: I definately think this song is about masturbation. nuf said
Submitted by: Vixen Orlodo
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Slave 4 U"
The Dirty Lyrics: I really wanna dance, tonight with you
(I just can't help myself) I really wanna do what you want me to (I just feel I let myself go) Why They're Dirty: self explanatory really, i think everyone let themselves go when they watched this video.
Submitted by: britneyspears
| "Kill the Lights"
The Dirty Lyrics: Is that money in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Why They're Dirty: Self explanatory
Submitted by: Mark
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Boasts in Song Lyrics:
"A Piece Of Me"
The Boasting Lyrics: I'm Mrs Lifestyles of the and Famous
You want a piece of me? I'm Mrs oh my god that Britney's shameless You want a piece of me? I'm Mrs extra extra this just in You want a piece of me? I'm Mrs she's to fat now she's too thin You want a piece of me? Comments: The whole song is conceited. She's basically saying that she's all that and a bag of chips.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Song Title Space Change:
"I Fuse Eka My" originally "If U Seek Amy"
Submitted by: Dongquan
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Ciricus"
The Lyrics: There's only two types of people out there.....
Why: The correct english grammar is 'There 'are' only two types of people out there' If something is plural, you're meant to use 'are' For eg: my foot is sore or my feet are sore. Not my feet is sore....
Submitted by: Moz
| "Stronger"
The Lyrics: My loneliness ain't killing me no more...
I don't need no body... Why: Double negative.
Submitted by: Marisa
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Band Name Anagrams:
Presbyterians Submitted by: Darren
Best PR In Years Submitted by: hamburger456
How true.
Presbyterians Submitted by: Roy R. Pryor
Song Title Anagrams:
"4 Values MIA" originally "I'm A Slave 4 U"
Britney's got many more values missing than that..
Submitted by: dxman
"My Ikea Fuse" originally "If U Seek Amy"
Submitted by: Dongquan
"see if you may" originally "if you see amy"
kool
Submitted by: tyler mcdougal
"Y I Make Fuse" originally "If U Seek Amy"
Submitted by: Dongquan
Songs That Are Banned:
"If U Seek Amy"
Sparked controversy because the title sounded like "F.U.C.K. me." In the United States, the song is played as "If U See Amy."
Submitted by: dxman
Song Title Acrostics:
POM: "Piece Of Me"
That takes care of the other pom.
Submitted by: She
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"If U Ache, See Me" originally "If U Seek Amy"
Submitted by: Lou Quilson
Names as a Word Bank:
Yesteryears star snips in bitter rants. Submitted by: Candace Mercer
Brat Baby Sitter Submitted by: Below Average Dave (badave.com)
Doh!
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Spritney Beers originally "Britney Spears"
She'd have better taste.
Submitted by: shepop
Spitney Brears originally "Britney Spears"
Gross!
Submitted by: Peter
Crime Records:
"Child Endangerment"
Britney was recently stripped of all vistiation rights to her two boys Sean Preston, and Jaden James after she locked herself in her bedroom and refused to return them to her ex-husband Kevin Federline,
Submitted by: Celeste
Performers with Handicaps:
"Bipolar Disorder"
2007-2008, despite medical records being confidential. Shown extreme case of it when she shaved her hair.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"Bi-Polar Disorder"
Britney was recently diaganosed as being Bi-Polar which would explain some of her erratic behaviours.
Submitted by: Celeste
Hidden Messages:
"If U Seek Amy"
During the chorus, she says:"All of the boys, and all of the girls are begging to If U Seek Amy." Said fast, it sounds like F-U-C-K ME. Thats Britney for ya!!
Submitted by: Bobby
Backwards Messages:
"Baby One More Time"
When you play the line "When I'm not with you, I lose my mind" backwards, it says "Sleep with me, I'm not too young".
Submitted by: rock music
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Having one worse breakup after another"
Britney, now sane and more mature (after her birthday), admitted that she handled her breakup from Kevin Featherline so much worse than Justin Timberlake.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"Calling Out Her Ex-Husband In Her Music Video"
Unlike Pink, Britney's ex-husband , Kevin Federling, wasn't in on this joke. In fact he was the but of the joke.
"Womanizer you're a womanizer, a womanizer baby. You're a womaizer baby. Y-you-you are, Y-you you are. Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer.
Well everyone gets the idea.
"Womanizer you're a womanizer, a womanizer baby. You're a womaizer baby. Y-you-you are, Y-you you are. Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer.
Well everyone gets the idea.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Giving the "one finger salute" to photographers"
When Britney Spears doesn't want to be photographed she jus gives them the "one finger salute."
Submitted by: Celeste
"Going Commando In Public"
As in not wearing any underwear. What kind of example is that to set for her 16 year old sister? Not to mention her two little boys.
Submitted by: Celeste
"A Piece Of Me"
The Lyrics: I'm Mrs Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
You want a piece of me? Why: "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous" TV show of the 80s
Submitted by: shepop
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