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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
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Brittney Spears, Brittney & Amanda, Brittany Spears, Britney Spears & Madonna, Britney Spears f/Pharrel Williams, Britney Spears f/Mikey Bassie, Britney Spears featuring Ying Yang Twins, Britney Spears Featuring Madonna, Britney Spears featuring Madonna, Britney Spears feat.Madonna, Britney Spears/Blink-182, Britney Spears and Madonna, Britney Speares, Britney & Madonna, Britney and Madonna, Britney, Britany SpearsMusic Quotes:
I still have a lot to learn - about the business, about music and about myself. Its exciting. - Britney Spears | I've always wanted to go to overseas places, like Canada. -Britney Spears |
Music Jokes:
Britney Spears is in trouble because she was photographed driving with her baby sitting on her lap instead of strapped into a car seat. Child welfare experts say this is still better for the baby than leaving it at home with Kevin Federline. Submitted by: LucidLupin
| Britney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline, has his own rap album now. He works under the rap name, La-Z. Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Performer Nick Names:
Known informally as: Brit Brit. Submitted by: RK_FAN_FOREVER
Known informally as: Baldy Spears. Submitted by: NK
Strange Offspring Names:
- Sutton Pierce - Submitted by: mutya
- Sutton Pierce - Why? Is it just me or does the father have some kind of obsession with naming all of his kids similar? His first two children's names start with K. Why do these kids have to have the same initials as each other? Not very clever. Submitted by: bex
- Jailynn - She's having a girl. I'm ashamed I'm even named after her. She's so dumb! Hopefully she won't favor this one because it's a girl! That's why I was hoping it would be a boy. Submitted by: Brytanny
- Preston Michael Spears Federline - He was born in Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center in California on September 14, 2005. Submitted by: Misty
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Crossroads" | Well, it's not like she's been getting acting offers left and right since then. - christie |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Kojak | Her recently shaved head. | Baby Jane Russell |
| Twitney Spears | She is a whiney twit, I just call 'em like I see 'em! | bree |
| Slutty Spears | Suits her well | Saiaho |
| Bitchney Spears | Well, Britney is a total Bitch! | ~Child of Sun~ |
| Rusty Spears | How long will she last as a pop singer anyway? | Specter |
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Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Harder Baby One Last Time" | "Hit Me Baby One More Time" | bono |
| "I'm Not A Girl, Not A Woman'Til My Hair Grows Back" | "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman" | Fran T. Cally |
| "Sniff One More Line " | "Baby, One More Time" | Mark |
| "Porn To Make You Horny" | "Born To Make You Happy" | poph |
| "Marry Me, Because No One Else Will" | "(Hit Me) Baby One More Time" | Joe Limi |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman," | You have to be a girl, unless it's a sex-change | newschool |
| "When Your Eyes Say It," | Eyes don't talk, as a general rule. | newschool |
| "Born To Make You Happy," | No you weren't | newschool |
| "E-mail My Heart," | How can one e-mail a heart? Hook it up to a modem? | newschool |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Hair" | "My Prerogative," Britney Spears | I chose Britney's version because she's the one who just lost all her hair. - Fran T. Cally |
| "That Smell" | "Oops! I Did It Again," Britney Spears | Whoa... what died in here? - Chris Bodily TM |
| "That Smell" | "Oops! I Did It Again," Britney Spears | Somebody open up the window! - Chris Bodily TM |
| "Revolution Calling" | "Don't Hang Up ," Britney Spears | Political? Me? Nah, just beatin' around the Bush! - Kieran from Nevada |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Baby One More Tie" originally "Baby One More Time"
Serafina
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Gimme Smore" originally "Gimme More"
Joshua Graham
"Woops, I Did It Again" originally "Oops, I Did It Again"
generally means the same thing
Serafina
"Loops, I Did It Again" originally "Oops, I Did It Again"
Serafina
"Plucky" originally "Lucky"
Jennifer
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Oops I Dig It Again" originally "Oops I Did It Again"
present tense this time
Samantha Wayland
"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Roman" originally "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"
Donna Gelpigi
"I'm So Furious" originally "I'm So Curious"
Rhoda Dohr
"Oops, I Bid It Again" originally "Oops, I Did It Again"
Me
"Oops, I Hid It Again" originally "Oops, I Did It Again"
Me
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
A parody of Britney Spears' Toxic. This one is remastered using karaoke-version.com/en/ who authorized my using of their tracks. I also layered the song correct.
badave.com: (mp3)
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This is the music video I made for Below Average Dave's "Crazy" by Britney Spears parody
Youtube: (Youtube video)
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This is a song about, well, honestly the status of my room--with a slight exaggeration, although it's clean now, I swear.
badave.com: (mp3)
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Feb 15
"Britney's Baby Loves To Dine" by Jake A. Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)
a parody of "Baby... One More Time" by Britney Spears
Funny Britney parody about breastfeeding. (Last upload failed, reuploaded now.)
Soundclick: (MP3)
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This is a new link for a previous submission! This link works! Go here for lyrics: http://www.crap.homestead.com/files/hunger.txt
Umbrella Exec's Page o' Crap: (MP3)
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Piece Of Me" | "Piece Of Me (Harry Potter Style)" | DarthAngelusPotter |
| "Gimme More" | "Saving Like Al Gore" | MikeW |
| "I Love Rock'N'Roll" | "I Love Chewin Skoal" | Fattylicious |
| "Piece of Me" | "Piece of Meat" | Nixon Lee |
| "Piece Of Me" | "Smoke Some Weed" | Katie |
| "Piece of Me" | "Piece of Meat" | Jawkneeyeah |
| "Piece Of Me" | "Piece Of Meat" | Doctor House |
| "Stronger" | "Stronger (The Superhero Version)" | Thor2000 |
| "Stronger" | "Crazier" | Sally Weber |
| "Toxic" | "Toxic (Watching you undress version)" | Raspberry |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| E-mail My Heart | Online Dating | Mr. Sally |
| Stronger | Fitness Gym | Musi(c) |
| You Drive Me Crazy | Mental Institution | Nikz182 |
| Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman | Feminine Hygene Products | Me |
| Overprotected | Bodyguards | Endit |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I'm A Slave 4 U | Feminist Hotline/NAACP | Anna loves a guy on her bus |
| I'm A Slave 4 U | Feminist Hotline/Anti-Racism Committee | Anna loves a guy on her bus |
| Oops.... I Did It Again | Kevin Federline's answering machine | iequeen |
| Baby One More Time | Women Abuse Hotline | Abbie |
| Crazy | Mental Institution | Sarah |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Witchy Woman The Eagles | I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman Britney Spears | I'm Not A Witchy Girl, Not Yet A Witchy Woman | Halloweena Jolie |
| Rock Your Body Justin Timberlake | Oops!... I Did It Again Britney Spears | Oops!... I Rocked Your Body Again First #1 hit by Brustin Spimberlake? | flipside |
| Rape Me Nirvana | ...Baby, One More Time Britney Spears | Rape Me, Baby, One More Time WTF???!!! | Diddims |
| Do Me! Bell Biv Devoe | Baby, One More Time Britney Spears | Baby, Do Me One More Time What Britney says to Paris(?) | Chani |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Burning Britney Spears
Burning Spear combined with Britney Spears
(I'm sure some could want to, but be nice, folks!)
Submitted By: Lucille Ball sized hail
Britney Spears Fish
Britney Spears combined with Fish
[Ed's note: "Fish" meaning the ex-Marillion member and not the group, right?]
Submitted By: Rhonda Blankenship
Misheard Lyrics:
"The Hook Up"
Misheard Lyrics: Tonight, I'm in the moon
Please take me by your hand. Original Lyrics: Tonight, I'm in the mood
Please take me by your hand. | "Showdown"
Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause if we break out
Then we can make out. Original Lyrics: 'Cause if we breakup
Then we can makeup. |
"Radar"
Misheard Lyrics: You're on my radar
operator You're on my radar Operator. Original Lyrics: You're on my radar
on my radar You're on my radar On my radar. | "Outrageous"
Misheard Lyrics: Outrageous
I'm a sexy cheat Outrageous when im on the scene Outrageous my sex drive Outrageous my shopping spree Outrageous we on a world tour Outrageous let's be a girl! Original Lyrics: Outrageous in my sexy jeans
Outrageous when im on the scene Outrageous my sex drive Outrageous my shopping spree Outrageous we're on a world tour Outrageous let's be it girl! |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"The Hook Up"
Misheard Lyrics: Tonight, I'm in the moon
Please take me by your hand. Original Lyrics: Tonight, I'm in the mood
Please take me by your hand. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Dave In retrospect, that didn't really make much sense, but hey, it's a song. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"payton"
Better Lyrics:
Oops! I bit you again,sucked all your blood
Got lost in your vains
Got lost in your vains
Original Lyrics:
Oops! I did it again,played with your heart
got lost in the game
got lost in the game
Submitted by: ben
"Oops!... I Did It Again "
Better Lyrics:
Opps!... I did it again,
I peed in my pants,
got lost in the pee
Oh baby baby
I peed in my pants,
got lost in the pee
Oh baby baby
Original Lyrics:
Opps!...I did it again
I played with your heart,
I got lost in the game
Oh baby ,baby
I played with your heart,
I got lost in the game
Oh baby ,baby
Submitted by: Aaron Wolf
"Oops I Did It Again"
Better Lyrics:
Oops I did it again
Got married while drunk
And ate fried chicken
Oh, K-Fed, K-Fed
Oops I married K-Fed
But had Justin's baaaaaby
I'm such an idiot
Got married while drunk
And ate fried chicken
Oh, K-Fed, K-Fed
Oops I married K-Fed
But had Justin's baaaaaby
I'm such an idiot
Original Lyrics:
Oops I did it again
I played with your heart
Got lost in the game
Oh baby baby
Oops you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
I played with your heart
Got lost in the game
Oh baby baby
Oops you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
Submitted by: AnnaBoo
Funny Lyrics:
"Don't Go Knockin' On My Door"
The Funny Lyrics: You and I, we're like so "bye-bye"
Why They're Funny: Wow, Britney Spears, is a "Valley Girl"!!
Submitted by: Simba
| "Don't Hang Up"
The Funny Lyrics: (Don't hang up) I am not alone
I can still feel you Even when you're lonely Why They're Funny: Somehow, I don't think the last line is the most ideal thing the person on the end of the phone line wants to hear, let alone we the listeners. Then again, this is the trouble when pop artists try to be raunchy: just makes one cringe instead.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"I'm A Slave For You"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I'm a slave for you... (Repeated nearly every 30 secs)
Why They're Repetitive: Ok..enough already ! Argh
Submitted by: Glamour Kitty
| "Hit Me Baby One More Time"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Hit me baby one more time
Why They're Repetitive: Ok, *slap* did that hurt?
Submitted by: Laci
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Let Me Be"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: No insecurities, won't you just let me let me be
Why They're Nonsensical: The reason this doesn't make sense is because in the song right after it, Bombastic Love, she's says 'I, I feel so insecure.' If she has no insecurities, how can she feel insecure?
Submitted by: Nicole Koob
| "(You Drive Me) Crazy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Loving you means so much more
More than anything I've ever felt before Why They're Nonsensical: That doesn't make *any* sense whatsoever. If Britney said 'feels so much more' or something it would've been slightly more relevant, although still not making that much sense. No wonder they cut this bit out in the version she released.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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Insincere Lyrics:
"Overprotected"
The Insincere Lyrics: Nobody's telling me just what what what I wanna do, do
I'm so fed up with people telling me to be Someone else but me Why They're Insincere: If you're that vexed by people making decisions for you, Britney, why don't you part from your management and record company, go indie and make it alone? Oh yes, I forgot -- that actually requires a modicum of independence and proficiency combined, doesn't it? Even this song about yearning for all that was written and produced by other people. This song is enough to make plastic seem natural.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "I'm Not A Girl Not Yet A Woman"
The Insincere Lyrics: I'm not a girl, not yet a woman
Why They're Insincere: Er, Britney, you *are* a woman and a fully grown one as well. Nobody sees you as the same Britney in the 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' video anymore, so maybe it's time you acted your age?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"Sometimes"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I wanna believe in everything that you say
'Cause it sounds so good Why They're Misrhymed: I don't know... it's just so obvious that she's gonna say 'great', then she says 'good'.... say... good... say... good... maybe that's me, but i don't think that rhymes!
Submitted by: Vanica
| "From the Bottom of My Broken Heart"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: But you put a dart
Through my dreams, through my heart And I'm back where I started again Why They're Misrhymed: The rhythm of the song makes the first syllable of 'started' line up, so to speak, with 'dart' and 'heart'; but rhyming requires the whole word, not just a syllable.
Submitted by: Da Phoenix
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Insulting Lyrics:
"Slave 4 You"
The Insulting Lyrics: I 'm slave for you..
I can't deny it I 'm not trying to hide it! Why They're Insulting: This gives people the thought that women are whores
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"What U See Is What U Get"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I can't help the chains around me, baby can't you see
Why They're Inappropriate: It's just creepy and wrong
Submitted by: Simba
| "Touch of My Hand"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: 'Cause I just discovered
Imagination's taken over. Another day without a lover, The more I come to understand the touch of my hand. pretty much the whole song Why They're Inappropriate: I definately think this song is about masturbation. nuf said
Submitted by: Vixen Orlodo
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Dirty Lyrics:
"...Baby One More Time"
The Dirty Lyrics: Hit me baby one more time
Why They're Dirty: When I first heard these lyrics I was young and naive, but as I recited them later I heard their dirrty dirrty connotations. Hit me? I don't think she means that in the hurtful way.
Submitted by: P.K.A
| "Touch Of My Hand"
The Dirty Lyrics: Cause I just discovered Imagination taking over
The more I come to understand The touch of my hand Why They're Dirty: She's talkin about masturbation...the princess of pop is describing her masturbation sessions...i think thats great
Submitted by: Frank
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Boasts in Song Lyrics:
"A Piece Of Me"
The Boasting Lyrics: I'm Mrs Lifestyles of the and Famous
You want a piece of me? I'm Mrs oh my god that Britney's shameless You want a piece of me? I'm Mrs extra extra this just in You want a piece of me? I'm Mrs she's to fat now she's too thin You want a piece of me? Comments: The whole song is conceited. She's basically saying that she's all that and a bag of chips.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Stronger"
The Lyrics: My loneliness ain't killing me no more...
I don't need no body... Why: Double negative.
Submitted by: Marisa
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Band Name Anagrams:
Presbyterians Submitted by: Darren
Best PR In Years Submitted by: hamburger456
How true.
Presbyterians Submitted by: Roy R. Pryor
Song Title Acrostics:
POM: "Piece Of Me"
That takes care of the other pom.
Submitted by: She
Names as a Word Bank:
Yesteryears star snips in bitter rants. Submitted by: Candace Mercer
Brat Baby Sitter Submitted by: Below Average Dave (badave.com)
Doh!
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Spritney Beers originally "Britney Spears"
She'd have better taste.
Submitted by: shepop
Spitney Brears originally "Britney Spears"
Gross!
Submitted by: Peter
Crime Records:
"Child Endangerment"
Britney was recently stripped of all vistiation rights to her two boys Sean Preston, and Jaden James after she locked herself in her bedroom and refused to return them to her ex-husband Kevin Federline,
Submitted by: Celeste
Performers with Handicaps:
"Bi-Polar Disorder"
Britney was recently diaganosed as being Bi-Polar which would explain some of her erratic behaviours.
Submitted by: Celeste
Backwards Messages:
"Baby One More Time"
When you play the line "When I'm not with you, I lose my mind" backwards, it says "Sleep with me, I'm not too young".
Submitted by: rock music
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Giving the "one finger salute" to photographers"
When Britney Spears doesn't want to be photographed she jus gives them the "one finger salute."
Submitted by: Celeste
"Going Commando In Public"
As in not wearing any underwear. What kind of example is that to set for her 16 year old sister? Not to mention her two little boys.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Shaving Her Head"
Compulsively shaved her head for no obvious reason in 2007, amid a rash of other bizarre behaviors.
Submitted by: Patricia McClure
"A Piece Of Me"
The Lyrics: I'm Mrs Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
You want a piece of me? Why: "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous" TV show of the 80s
Submitted by: shepop
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