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Fun Music Information -> Shakira
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Jokes:
Did you hear that Coca-Cola and Shakira are teaming up to promote a new soda for the Colombian market? It will be called LOCA-Cola!!! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt jr.
| Q: How do you know when Shakira's put on weight? A: Her Hips Don't Lie! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll. Submitted by: latino
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Columbian Earthquake. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Loose Caboose. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Weeah Samoryia Chilinto - Just plain weird. Submitted by: Bear
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| She Quivers | Her bellydancing in videos | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Blunder 'Neath Your Clothes" | "Underneath Your Clothes" | Regina Haniger |
| "Plunder 'Neath Your Clothes" | "Underneath Your Clothes" | Regina Haniger |
| "Underneath Your Cloves" | "Underneath Your Clothes" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Pimp My Ride" | "Hips Don't Lie" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Lava" | "Loba" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
There are additional Shakira new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Try Everything," | Nobody can try every single thing in the world | Future Backer |
| "Hips Don't Lie," | Hips can't talk, let alone lie. | Mr. Sally |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Anytime, Anyplace," Janet Jackson | "Whenever, Wherever," Shakira | |
| "I Would Die 4 U," Prince | "Don't Bother," Shakira | |
| "I Want To Come Over," Melissa Etheridge | "Don't Bother," Shakira | |
| "I Never Told You What I Do For A Living," My Chemical Romance | "Don't Bother," Shakira | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Underneath Our Clothes" originally "Underneath Your Clothes"
Candy Welty
"Underneath Your Cloths" originally "Underneath Your Clothes"
Karen Smith
"Oca" originally "Loca"
Song is in Spanish & Oca is Spanish for "goose".
Gretchen Wieners
"Eyes Like Ours" originally "Eyes Like Yours"
Rachel Stedman
"Yes Like Yours" originally "Eyes Like Yours"
Rachel Stedman
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Rulers" originally "Rules"
Megan
"Local" originally "Loca"
Wendy Torrance
"Rutles" originally "Rules"
A band that often parodies the Beatles!
Logan
"Don't Brother" originally "Don't Bother"
As in "Don't, brother!"
crazydon
"Chips Don't Lie" originally "Hips Don't Lie"
..yummy!
Penelope Beckinsale
There are additional Shakira song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Fry Everything" originally "Try Everything"
Vicky Norton
"Dry Everything" originally "Try Everything"
Vicky Norton
"Pry Everything" originally "Try Everything"
Vicky Norton
"Thy Everything" originally "Try Everything"
Vicky Norton
"Abjection (Tango)" originally "Objection (Tango)"
Abjection: the state of being 'cast off'
nally
There are additional Shakira song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Mar 8
a parody of "Underneath Your Clothes" by Shakira
A song about someone who loves there nose too much.
youtube.com: (Youtube)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Whenever, Wherever" | "Whatever... Whatever" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Dare (La La La)" | "Chair (La La La)" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Try Everything" | "Trump's Winning!" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Whenever, Wherever" | "It's Over, Worst Ever" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Hips Don't Lie" | "Pigs Don't Fly" | Blaydeman |
| "She Wolf" | "Cheese Puffs (In My Closet)" | Agrimorfee |
| "Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)" | "Mocha, Mocha (Don't Yell At Baristas))" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Underneath Your Clothes" | "Underneath Your Clothes" | Matthias |
| "Don't Bother" | "Won't Bother" | Abbott Skelding |
| "Empire" | "Empire (Reich)" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
There are additional Shakira song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Underneath Your Clothes | Under Armor Underwear | pop |
| Eyes Like Yours | Contact Lenses | Eminerd |
| Whenever, Forever | Dating Agency | Ripp |
| Underneath Your Clothes | Lingerie | Joelle |
| Underneath Your Clothes | Genital Warts Cream | heather |
| There are additional Shakira commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Mon Amour | French Tourism Bureau | Sabrina Flowe |
| Illegal | Prison | Tash |
| Objection (Tango) | Courthouse | Jillyfoo |
| Ciega, Sordomuda (Blind, Deaf And Mute) | Ear, Nose And Throat Clinic | Rosie |
| Underneath Your Clothes | Under Armor underwear | pop |
| There are additional Shakira on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Search For The Hero M People | Underneath Your Clothes Shakira | Search For The Hero Underneath Your Clothes Why's he hiding there then? | Jacynthia Maries |
| I Touch Myself The Divinyls | Whenever, Wherever Shakira | I Touch Myself Whenever and Wherever | Elizabeth |
| The Wang Dang Taffy-Apple Tango Pat Boone | Objection (Tango) Shakira | The Wang Dang Taffy-Apple Objection Tango | Robert |
| When And Where Confederate Railroad | Whenever, Wherever Shakira | Whenever And Wherever | Joe |
| There are additional Shakira duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Enter Shakira
Enter Shikari combined with Shakira
Submitted By: Miss Elanius
Shakera
Shaker combined with Shakira
Might be pronounced "SHAY-ker-a"
Submitted By: Ed
Shakira Yamaoka
Shakira combined with Akira Yamaoka
A Colombian-born female singer collaborating with a Japanese-born male musician/composer.
Submitted By: James
Misheard Lyrics:
"Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics: A million ways to love somebody
Original Lyrics: Ten million ways to love somebody
| "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics: Atrophied, I'm atrophied
Original Lyrics: At your feet, I'm at your feet
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"Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm falling I'm farting your hands are gay.
Original Lyrics: I'm falling apart in your hands again.
| "She Wolf"
Misheard Lyrics: Nocturnal teachers are no seclusion
Original Lyrics: Nocturnal creatures are no so prudent
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| There are additional Shakira misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics: We could both make from a distance
Original Lyrics: We could both make fun of distance
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke It sounded like she was singing a Bette Midler reference. |
| There are additional Shakira misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Gypsy"
Better Lyrics:
'Cause I'm so flipsy
Back-n-forth uneasy
Muslim ban for six months firm or a suggestion... tricky!
Angry male appeasement
Some ideas risky
I'm Trump and the vows I make are kinda crazy!
And I won't deny
That I won't switch sides
RNC against me
'Cause I'm so flipsy
Back-n-forth uneasy
Muslim ban for six months firm or a suggestion... tricky!
Angry male appeasement
Some ideas risky
I'm Trump and the vows I make are kinda crazy!
And I won't deny
That I won't switch sides
RNC against me
'Cause I'm so flipsy
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a gypsy
Are you coming with me?
I might steal your clothes and wear them if they fit me
Never made agreements
Just like a gypsy
And I won't back down 'cause life's already bit me
And I won't cry
I'm too young to die
If you're gonna quit me
'Cause I'm a gypsy
Are you coming with me?
I might steal your clothes and wear them if they fit me
Never made agreements
Just like a gypsy
And I won't back down 'cause life's already bit me
And I won't cry
I'm too young to die
If you're gonna quit me
'Cause I'm a gypsy
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Gypsy"
Better Lyrics:
Hit Cruz hard
With wife joke
Right I defend
Media hit back, pressed on
Lewandowski surprise
Arrest was the story
Charge of battery denied
Watch the vid, are you all blind?
I'm so ticked-off
And I'm being treated SO unkind!
Think abortion is a sin
Switched, and then denied it
Then neutral for more wins!
'Cause I'm a zombie
Still I keep on talking
My positions no one knows
Damaged, took some blows
Not honoring agreements
I just keep flipping
And I won't back down
The Trumpeters are with me
Ideas don't die
Folks aren't satisfied
They're not gonna quit me
'Cause I'm a zombie
Onward to 1230... 7!!!
With wife joke
Right I defend
Media hit back, pressed on
Lewandowski surprise
Arrest was the story
Charge of battery denied
Watch the vid, are you all blind?
I'm so ticked-off
And I'm being treated SO unkind!
Think abortion is a sin
Switched, and then denied it
Then neutral for more wins!
'Cause I'm a zombie
Still I keep on talking
My positions no one knows
Damaged, took some blows
Not honoring agreements
I just keep flipping
And I won't back down
The Trumpeters are with me
Ideas don't die
Folks aren't satisfied
They're not gonna quit me
'Cause I'm a zombie
Onward to 1230... 7!!!
Original Lyrics:
Broke my heart
On the road
Spent the weekend
Sewing the pieces back on
Friends and thoughts pass me by
Walking gets too boring
When you learn how to fly
Not the homecoming kind
Take the top off
And who knows what you might find
Won't confess all my sins
You can bet I'll try it
But you can't always win
'Cause I'm a gypsy
Are you coming with me?
I might steal your clothes
And wear them if they fit me
I never made agreements
Just like a gypsy
And I won't back down
'Cause life's already bit me
And I won't cry
I'm too young to die
If you're gonna quit me
'Cause I'm a gypsy
'Cause I'm a gypsy
On the road
Spent the weekend
Sewing the pieces back on
Friends and thoughts pass me by
Walking gets too boring
When you learn how to fly
Not the homecoming kind
Take the top off
And who knows what you might find
Won't confess all my sins
You can bet I'll try it
But you can't always win
'Cause I'm a gypsy
Are you coming with me?
I might steal your clothes
And wear them if they fit me
I never made agreements
Just like a gypsy
And I won't back down
'Cause life's already bit me
And I won't cry
I'm too young to die
If you're gonna quit me
'Cause I'm a gypsy
'Cause I'm a gypsy
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Loca"
Better Lyrics:
And I’m slutty, but you like it (puta,puta,puta)
Stripperific outfits (puta,puta,puta)
I’m easy and you like it (puta,puta,puta)
Stripperific outfits (puta,puta,puta)
I’m easy and you like it (puta,puta,puta)
Original Lyrics:
And I’m crazy, but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
You like that it ain’t easy (loca, loca, loca)
I’m crazy but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
You like that it ain’t easy (loca, loca, loca)
I’m crazy but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
Submitted by: Flash Flood
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Whenever, Wherever"
The Funny Lyrics: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
so you don't confuse them with mountains Why They're Funny: Let's just say that they would have to be incredibly big for that confusion to happen.
Submitted by: Karolina
| "Objection Tango"
The Funny Lyrics: It's not her fault that she's so irresistible
Why They're Funny: Geez, that's nice of Shakira. Normally, this type of conflict would be resolved in a catfight of major proportions, the 'other girl' being the target and one in blame.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
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| There are additional Shakira Funny lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Fool"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: With my tears, you'd make a sea a desert
Why They're Nonsensical: Shouldn't it be the other way around?
Submitted by: Claire Stephens
| "The One"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: 'Cause there's nothing like your smile made of sun
Why They're Nonsensical: Whoa, painful! Imagine having a smile made of sun...surely you'd run the risk of burning your whole face off every time you grinned? Wouldn't you also jeopardise everyone else if you got close and smiled at them? The least you could do is blind everyone in your vicinity! How can Shakira possibly find all this attractive?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Whenever, Wherever"
The Insincere Lyrics: Baby, I would climb the Andes
only to count the freckles on your body Why They're Insincere: If you really meant this line - then you should seriously seek perofessional help...
Submitted by: A.D.
| "Whenever, Wherever"
The Insincere Lyrics: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
so you don't confuse them with mountains... Why They're Insincere: Oh really?!.....Shakira, I saw you preforming live and they did'nt look that small to me........
Submitted by: A.D.
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"The One"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: To plant more trees
And some day think of kids Why They're Misrhymed: You mean 'keeds', Shakira?
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Underneath Your Clothes"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: You know it's true
Oh baby it's so funny You almost don't believe it As every voice is hanging from the silence Lamps are hanging from the ceiling Why They're Inappropriate: Shakira goes from talking about her feelings being underneath some guys clothes to talking about lamps hanging from the ceiling. What does that have to do with anything?
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
| "The One"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: To buy more thongs and write more happy songs
It always takes a little help from someone Why They're Inappropriate: I've always wondered: What has thongs got to do with the matter?
Submitted by: Susan
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| There are additional Shakira inappropriate lyrics available. | |
Dirty Song Lyrics:
"She Wolf"
The Dirty Lyrics: There's a she wolf in the closet
Why They're Dirty: She Wolf? A domineering, powerful, caring animal? Or a prostitute. It's dirty because Shakira considereds herself to be a prostitute, locked in a closet, waiting to be used by any man.
Submitted by: James
| "Underneath Your Clothes"
The Dirty Lyrics: Underneath your clothes
there's an endless story There's the man I chose there's my territory Of all the things I deserve for being such a good girl honey Why They're Dirty: With a title like that we know exactly what this song is about. That she deserves to take off her man's clothes for being good.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Men In This Town"
The Lyrics: Matt Damon's not meant for me
Who They Mention: Matt Damon
Submitted by: Jennifer
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Whenever, Wherever"
The Song Lyrics: You've got me head over heels
Song They Mention: "Head Over Heels" by ABBA (1981), Accept (1983), the Go-Go's (1984), Tears for Fears (1985) or Girlschool (1992)
Submitted by: Cody Finke
| "Underneath Your Clothes"
The Song Lyrics: Don't get me wrong, 'cause this might sound to you a bit odd.
Song They Mention: "Don't Get Me Wrong" by the Pretenders.
Submitted by: nally
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| There are additional Shakira Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"Object Ion (Tango)" originally "Objection (Tango)"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"Try Every Thing" originally "Try Everything"
Submitted by: Lefty Lucy
Band Name Anagrams:
Hi, Sara K.! Submitted by: Russ
A Shark I Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hair Ask Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
As I Hark Submitted by: Donna Rand Blitzen
The herald angels sing.
His Kara Submitted by: Kara Oke
There are additional Shakira Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Objection, O Gnat" originally "Objection (Tango)"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"Jodi Traded Me" originally "Te Dejo Madrid"
Submitted by: Bob Oldhart
"Hying Terry Vet" originally "Try Everything"
Submitted by: Lori Blonde
"Do Discourage Ma" originally "Ciega Sordomuda"
from what? and why?
Submitted by: Stu L. Pigeon
"Nervy Tight Rye" originally "Try Everything"
Submitted by: Chris Chendo
There are additional Shakira Song Title Anagrams available.
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Mon Amour"
The Lyrics: They say "l'amour est né à Paris"
So she's planned a little trip to France While she's in anxious anticipation I really hope you have a horrible vacation But when you learn your lesson Come like a prodigal son Read the big sign at the airport Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour Why: "l'amour est né à Paris" is French and means "love is born in Paris". "Bienvenue" is also French meaning "welcome" while "mon amour" means "my love"
Submitted by: Rafael
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Bad Ringtone Choices:
"She Wolf"
The Lyrics: There's a she wolf in the closet
Open up and set her free There's a she wolf in the closet Let it out so it can breathe Why: This song as a ringtone could offend imprisoned women if your cellphone rang while inspecting a correctional facility (especially if they have been jailed there without a chance of getting bailed out).
Submitted by: Ant Ko
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