Fun Music Information -> Shakira

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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll. Submitted by: latino

Strange Offspring Names:

Weeah Samoryia Chilinto - Just plain weird. Submitted by: Bear

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Underneath Your Bed"	"Underneath Your Clothes"	Natasha
"Underneath Your Bones"	"Underneath Your Clothes"	Caitlin
"Tortuga (The Turtle)"	"Tortura"	OC
"Right here, Right now!"	"Whenever Wherever"	Thiis Guy
"I Want A Mango"	"Objection Tango"	Agravated_Alien
There are additional Shakira new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Hips Don't Lie,"	Hips can't talk, let alone lie.	AzN-BoY

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"Where Are You Now?"	"Underneath Your Clothes," Shakira	Waterbabe
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"	"Don't Bother," Shakira	Razorbill
"Right Here, Right Now"	"Whenever, Whenever," Shakira	Chuck G.
"Underneath Your Clothes"	"Tied Up Too Tight," Hard-Fi	Dongquan

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Don't Brother" originally "Don't Bother"

As in "Don't, brother!"

crazydon

"Chips Don't Lie" originally "Hips Don't Lie"

Penelope Beckinsale

"Ships Don't Lie" originally "Hips Don't Lie"

Except for Titanic it said it was unsinkable!Lies!

FiFi

"Whips Don't Lie" originally "Hips Don't lie"

FiFi

"Chips Don't Lie" originally "Hips Don't Lie"

yummie!

Victoria

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Lips Don't Lie" originally "Hips Don't Lie"

Only those who move them in talking

Diana Jasper

"Don't Mother" originally "Don't Bother"

as in, "Don't, Mother!"

Natasha

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Whenever, Wherever"	"Ghost Hunters! MythBusters!"	Matthias
"She Wolf"	"She Grinch"	JCO
"She Wolf"	"Shakira"	Flash Flood
"Whenever Whenever"	"Whatever!"	J Lucia-wright (jj)
"Hips Don't Lie"	"Chips Will Fry"	Dominic Salazar
"Hios Don't Lie"	"Commercials Lie"	Michael McVey
"Whenever, Wherever"	"Whatever, Blah Blah Blah"	Sock Puppet
"Hips Don't Lie"	"My Hips DO Lie"	DavidUnexpected feat. UnexpectedDec
"Underneath Your Clothes"	"Heaven Only Knows"	Arwen
"Whenever, Wherever"	"However, Wherever"	Francois B.
There are additional Shakira song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Underneath Your Clothes	Under Armor Underwear	pop
Eyes Like Yours	Contact Lenses	Eminerd
Whenever, Forever	Dating Agency	Ripp
Underneath Your Clothes	Lingerie	Joelle
Underneath Your Clothes	Genital Warts Cream	heather
There are additional Shakira commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Illegal	Prison	Tash
Objection (Tango)	Courthouse	Jillyfoo
Ciega, Sordomuda (Blind, Deaf And Mute)	Ear, Nose And Throat Clinic	Rosie
Underneath Your Clothes	Under Armor underwear	pop
Underneath Your Clothes	Rape Crisis Hotline	Claudine

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
All The Small Things Blink 182	Underneath Your Clothes Shakira	All The Small Things Underneath Your Clothes. .	Samantha
I Know Why Sheryl Crow	Hips Don't Lie Shakira	I Know Why Hips Don't Lie	Paris Hilton Is On Fire
I Get Wet Andrew W.K.	Underneath Your Clothes Shakira	I Get Wet Underneath Your Clothes Because I'm sweaty.	rocky
Dude Looks Like A Lady Aerosmith	Underneath Your Clothes Shakira	Dude, You Look Like A Lady Underneath Your Clothes! Sure, whatever turns you on.	Katie
There are additional Shakira duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Hips Don't Lie" Misheard Lyrics: Oh never really knew that she could dance like that She makes a man want to skeet grinding Original Lyrics: I never really knew that she could dance like this She makes a man wants to speak Spanish	"Don't Bother" Misheard Lyrics: She's almost sixty four, she must think I'm a freak Original Lyrics: She's almost six feet tall She must think I'm a flea.
"Whenever, Wherever" Misheard Lyrics: Lucky that you know six foreign mantras So we both can make fun of Christians. Original Lyrics: Lucky you were born so far away So we can both make fun of distance.	"Objection (Tango)" Misheard Lyrics: Next to her cheeks of let cone, I lack many more. Original Lyrics: Next to her cheap silicon, I look minimal.
There are additional Shakira misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Objection (Tango)"

Misheard Lyrics:

Next to her cheeks of let cone, I lack many more.

Original Lyrics:

Next to her cheap silicon, I look minimal.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Mariana

I always thought that Shakira was signing in another language, which is entirely possible for her. For a long time I thought it was French. Whenever I sang it, I always sort of mumbled what I thought it was (next to her cheeks of let cone, I lack many more).

There are additional Shakira misheard stories available.

Funny Lyrics:

"My Hip's Don't Lie" The Funny Lyrics: I'm on tonight, my hip's don't,lie! Why They're Funny: Because that's where,your brain is! Submitted by: Art	"My Hip's Don't Lie" The Funny Lyrics: I'm on tonight! Why They're Funny: And all the,other night's, for that matter! Submitted by: Arthur
There are additional Shakira Funny lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Whenever, Wherever" The Nonsensical Lyrics: Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Why They're Nonsensical: Either Shakira's really kinky or she's really crazy. Submitted by: Chris Smith	"Objection (Tango)" The Nonsensical Lyrics: Next to her cheap silicon, I look minimal Why They're Nonsensical: I understand nobody's perfect, but Shakira, you should know silicon ain't cheap?! Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
There are additional Shakira nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"Whenever, Wherever"

The Insincere Lyrics:

Baby, I would climb the Andes
only to count the freckles on your body

Why They're Insincere:

If you really meant this line - then you should seriously seek perofessional help...

Submitted by: A.D.

"Whenever, Wherever"

The Insincere Lyrics:

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
so you don't confuse them with mountains...

Why They're Insincere:

Oh really?!.....Shakira, I saw you preforming live and they did'nt look that small to me........

Submitted by: A.D.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"The One"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

To plant more trees
And some day think of kids

Why They're Misrhymed:

You mean 'keeds', Shakira?

Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Objection (Tango)"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

Objection I'm tired of this triangle
Got dizzy dancing tango

Why They're Inappropriate:

From complaining about being stuck in a possible and undesirable three-way relationship with a guy...to talking about dancing tango in a successive line! Wow, the cohesion! And did anyone tell Shakira that 'triangle' and 'tango' don't even rhyme in the first place? Or was she so desperate to shove that word in somewhere [given that it's in the title and that's the supposed style of music, so hey, why not!] that any place would do?

Submitted by: Devil Jones

"Underneath Your Clothes"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

You know it's true
Oh baby it's so funny
You almost don't believe it
As every voice is hanging
From the silence
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling

Why They're Inappropriate:

Shakira goes from talking about her feelings being underneath some guys clothes to talking about lamps hanging from the ceiling. What does that have to do with anything?

Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

There are additional Shakira inappropriate lyrics available.

Dirty Lyrics:

"Underneath Your Clothes" The Dirty Lyrics: Underneath your clothes there's an endless story There's the man I chose there's my territory Of all the things I deserve for being such a good girl honey Why They're Dirty: With a title like that we know exactly what this song is about. That she deserves to take off her man's clothes for being good. Submitted by: Celeste	"Hips Don't Lie" The Dirty Lyrics: I'm on tonight Why They're Dirty: Well...Just think about it!! Submitted by: Aspro
There are additional Shakira dirty lyrics available.