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Album cover parody of Laundry Service by Shakira
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Jokes:

Did you hear that Coca-Cola and Shakira are teaming up to promote a new soda for the Colombian market? It will be called LOCA-Cola!!!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt jr.
Q: How do you know when Shakira's put on weight? A: Her Hips Don't Lie!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll. Submitted by: latino

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Columbian Earthquake. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: Loose Caboose. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Weeah Samoryia Chilinto - Just plain weird. Submitted by: Bear

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
She QuiversHer bellydancing in videosRobert D. Arndt Jr.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Underneath Your Cloves""Underneath Your Clothes"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Pimp My Ride""Hips Don't Lie"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Lava""Loba"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Ravioli""Rabiosa"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Waco, Waco""Waka Waka"Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional Shakira new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Try Everything,"Nobody can try every single thing in the worldFuture Backer
"Hips Don't Lie,"Hips can't talk, let alone lie.Mr. Sally

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"I Want To Come Over," Melissa Etheridge"Don't Bother," Shakira
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living," My Chemical Romance"Don't Bother," Shakira
"Where Are You Now?," Jimmy Harnen w/ Synch"Underneath Your Clothes," Shakira
"Right Here, Right Now," Jesus Jones"Whenever, Whenever," Shakira
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Underneath Our Clothes" originally "Underneath Your Clothes"
Candy Welty
"Underneath Your Cloths" originally "Underneath Your Clothes"
Karen Smith
"Oca" originally "Loca"
Song is in Spanish & Oca is Spanish for "goose".
Gretchen Wieners
"Eyes Like Ours" originally "Eyes Like Yours"
Rachel Stedman
"Yes Like Yours" originally "Eyes Like Yours"
Rachel Stedman

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Rulers" originally "Rules"
Megan
"Local" originally "Loca"
Wendy Torrance
"Rutles" originally "Rules"
A band that often parodies the Beatles!
Logan
"Don't Brother" originally "Don't Bother"
As in "Don't, brother!"
crazydon
"Chips Don't Lie" originally "Hips Don't Lie"
..yummy!
Penelope Beckinsale

There are additional Shakira song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Fry Everything" originally "Try Everything"
Vicky Norton
"Dry Everything" originally "Try Everything"
Vicky Norton
"Pry Everything" originally "Try Everything"
Vicky Norton
"Thy Everything" originally "Try Everything"
Vicky Norton
"Abjection (Tango)" originally "Objection (Tango)"
Abjection: the state of being 'cast off'
nally

There are additional Shakira song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Mar 8
a parody of "Underneath Your Clothes" by Shakira
A song about someone who loves there nose too much.
youtube.com: (Youtube)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Dare (La La La)""Chair (La La La)"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Try Everything""Trump's Winning!"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Whenever, Wherever""It's Over, Worst Ever"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Hips Don't Lie""Pigs Don't Fly"Blaydeman
"She Wolf""Cheese Puffs (In My Closet)"Agrimorfee
"Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)""Mocha, Mocha (Don't Yell At Baristas))"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Underneath Your Clothes""Underneath Your Clothes"Matthias
"Don't Bother""Won't Bother"Abbott Skelding
"Empire""Empire (Reich)"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Loca""Mocha"Rebekah Dub

There are additional Shakira song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Underneath Your ClothesUnder Armor Underwearpop
Eyes Like YoursContact LensesEminerd
Whenever, ForeverDating AgencyRipp
Underneath Your ClothesLingerieJoelle
Underneath Your ClothesGenital Warts Creamheather
There are additional Shakira commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
IllegalPrisonTash
Objection (Tango)CourthouseJillyfoo
Ciega, Sordomuda (Blind, Deaf And Mute)Ear, Nose And Throat ClinicRosie
Underneath Your ClothesUnder Armor underwearpop
Underneath Your ClothesRape Crisis HotlineClaudine

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Obsession
   Animotion
Objection (Tango)
   Shakira
Obsession (Tango)
Ed
Hungry Like The Wolf
   Duran Duran
She Wolf
   Shakira
Hungry Like The She Wolf
Edward
All The Small Things
   Blink 182
Underneath Your Clothes
   Shakira
All The Small Things Underneath Your Clothes.
Samantha
I Know Why
   Sheryl Crow
Hips Don't Lie
   Shakira
I Know Why Hips Don't Lie
Paris Hilton Is On Fire
There are additional Shakira duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Shakera
Shaker combined with Shakira
Might be pronounced "SHAY-ker-a"
Submitted By: Ed
Shakira Yamaoka
Shakira combined with Akira Yamaoka
A Colombian-born female singer collaborating with a Japanese-born male musician/composer.
Submitted By: James

Misheard Lyrics:

"Underneath Your Clothes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need your clothes
Original Lyrics:
underneath your clothes
"She Wolf"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dezza Sheo in de gosseh
Original Lyrics:
There's a she wolf in the closet
"Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
So you don't confuse them with mum's.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
"La La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leg bop!
Original Lyrics:
Leggo!
There are additional Shakira misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"She Wolf"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dezza Sheo in de gosseh
Original Lyrics:
There's a she wolf in the closet

Story about this misheard lyric by: Sweet Anne

I thought it was nonsense.

There are additional Shakira misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Gypsy"
Better Lyrics:
'Cause I'm so flipsy
Back-n-forth uneasy
Muslim ban for six months firm or a suggestion... tricky!
Angry male appeasement
Some ideas risky
I'm Trump and the vows I make are kinda crazy!
And I won't deny
That I won't switch sides
RNC against me
'Cause I'm so flipsy
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a gypsy
Are you coming with me?
I might steal your clothes and wear them if they fit me
Never made agreements
Just like a gypsy
And I won't back down 'cause life's already bit me
And I won't cry
I'm too young to die
If you're gonna quit me
'Cause I'm a gypsy
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Gypsy"
Better Lyrics:
Hit Cruz hard
With wife joke
Right I defend
Media hit back, pressed on

Lewandowski surprise
Arrest was the story
Charge of battery denied
Watch the vid, are you all blind?
I'm so ticked-off
And I'm being treated SO unkind!

Think abortion is a sin
Switched, and then denied it
Then neutral for more wins!

'Cause I'm a zombie
Still I keep on talking
My positions no one knows
Damaged, took some blows
Not honoring agreements
I just keep flipping
And I won't back down
The Trumpeters are with me
Ideas don't die
Folks aren't satisfied
They're not gonna quit me
'Cause I'm a zombie
Onward to 1230... 7!!!
Original Lyrics:
Broke my heart
On the road
Spent the weekend
Sewing the pieces back on

Friends and thoughts pass me by
Walking gets too boring
When you learn how to fly
Not the homecoming kind
Take the top off
And who knows what you might find

Won't confess all my sins
You can bet I'll try it
But you can't always win

'Cause I'm a gypsy
Are you coming with me?
I might steal your clothes
And wear them if they fit me
I never made agreements
Just like a gypsy
And I won't back down
'Cause life's already bit me
And I won't cry
I'm too young to die
If you're gonna quit me
'Cause I'm a gypsy
'Cause I'm a gypsy
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Loca"
Better Lyrics:
And I’m slutty, but you like it (puta,puta,puta)

Stripperific outfits (puta,puta,puta)

I’m easy and you like it (puta,puta,puta)

Original Lyrics:
And I’m crazy, but you like it (loca, loca, loca)

You like that it ain’t easy (loca, loca, loca)

I’m crazy but you like it (loca, loca, loca)

Submitted by: Flash Flood

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Whenever, Wherever"
The Funny Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
so you don't confuse them with mountains
Why They're Funny:
Let's just say that they would have to be incredibly big for that confusion to happen.
Submitted by: Karolina
"Objection Tango"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's not her fault that she's so irresistible
Why They're Funny:
Geez, that's nice of Shakira. Normally, this type of conflict would be resolved in a catfight of major proportions, the 'other girl' being the target and one in blame.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
There are additional Shakira Funny lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Fool"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
With my tears, you'd make a sea a desert
Why They're Nonsensical:
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
Submitted by: Claire Stephens
"The One"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
'Cause there's nothing like your smile made of sun
Why They're Nonsensical:
Whoa, painful! Imagine having a smile made of sun...surely you'd run the risk of burning your whole face off every time you grinned? Wouldn't you also jeopardise everyone else if you got close and smiled at them? The least you could do is blind everyone in your vicinity! How can Shakira possibly find all this attractive?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
There are additional Shakira nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Whenever, Wherever"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Baby, I would climb the Andes
only to count the freckles on your body
Why They're Insincere:
If you really meant this line - then you should seriously seek perofessional help...
Submitted by: A.D.
"Whenever, Wherever"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
so you don't confuse them with mountains...
Why They're Insincere:
Oh really?!.....Shakira, I saw you preforming live and they did'nt look that small to me........
Submitted by: A.D.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"The One"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
To plant more trees
And some day think of kids
Why They're Misrhymed:
You mean 'keeds', Shakira?
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"The One"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
To buy more thongs and write more happy songs
It always takes a little help from someone
Why They're Inappropriate:
I've always wondered: What has thongs got to do with the matter?
Submitted by: Susan
"Objection (Tango)"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Objection I'm tired of this triangle
Got dizzy dancing tango
Why They're Inappropriate:
From complaining about being stuck in a possible and undesirable three-way relationship with a guy...to talking about dancing tango in a successive line! Wow, the cohesion! And did anyone tell Shakira that 'triangle' and 'tango' don't even rhyme in the first place? Or was she so desperate to shove that word in somewhere [given that it's in the title and that's the supposed style of music, so hey, why not!] that any place would do?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
There are additional Shakira inappropriate lyrics available.

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"She Wolf"
The Dirty Lyrics:
There's a she wolf in the closet
Why They're Dirty:
She Wolf? A domineering, powerful, caring animal? Or a prostitute. It's dirty because Shakira considereds herself to be a prostitute, locked in a closet, waiting to be used by any man.
Submitted by: James
"Underneath Your Clothes"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes
there's an endless story
There's the man I chose
there's my territory
Of all the things I deserve
for being such a good girl honey
Why They're Dirty:
With a title like that we know exactly what this song is about. That she deserves to take off her man's clothes for being good.
Submitted by: Celeste
There are additional Shakira dirty lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Men In This Town"
The Lyrics:
Matt Damon's not meant for me
Who They Mention:
Matt Damon
Submitted by: Jennifer
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Underneath Your Clothes"
The Song Lyrics:
Don't get me wrong, 'cause this might sound to you a bit odd.
Song They Mention:
"Don't Get Me Wrong" by the Pretenders.
Submitted by: nally
"Poem To A Horse"
The Song Lyrics:
I'll leave again, cause I've been waiting in vain
Song They Mention:
"Waiting In Vain" - Bob Marley
Submitted by: nally

Song Title Space Change:

"Try Every Thing" originally "Try Everything"
Submitted by: Lefty Lucy

Band Name Anagrams:

Hi, Sara K.! Submitted by: Russ
A Shark I Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hair Ask Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
As I Hark Submitted by: Donna Rand Blitzen
The herald angels sing.
His Kara Submitted by: Kara Oke

There are additional Shakira Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Hying Terry Vet" originally "Try Everything"
Submitted by: Lori Blonde
"Do Discourage Ma" originally "Ciega Sordomuda"
from what? and why?
Submitted by: Stu L. Pigeon
"Nervy Tight Rye" originally "Try Everything"
Submitted by: Chris Chendo
"Lures" originally "Rules"
Submitted by: Vicky Norton
"Thirty Energy TV" originally "Try Everything"
Submitted by: Natalie Benson

There are additional Shakira Song Title Anagrams available.

Foreign Language in English Songs:

"Mon Amour"
The Lyrics:
They say "l'amour est né à Paris"
So she's planned a little trip to France
While she's in anxious anticipation
I really hope you have a horrible vacation

But when you learn your lesson
Come like a prodigal son
Read the big sign at the airport
Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour
Why:
"l'amour est né à Paris" is French and means "love is born in Paris". "Bienvenue" is also French meaning "welcome" while "mon amour" means "my love"
Submitted by: Rafael
 

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