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Album cover parody of Red by Taylor Swift
Parody album cover
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Jokes:

My car started making this whining noise... So I took it to the shop and had the mechanic look over it. Turns out all he had to do was take the Taylor Swift album out.
Submitted by: Jessie
Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? Because swift never misses.
Submitted by: Cotton Lorraine
There are additional music jokes available.

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Beau-Tay and Her Beasts. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: NSH Q-Tay. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"The Giver"as Rosemary - iceicebaby
"Valentine's Day" - Michael Prymula
"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Hannah Montana: The Movie" - Rocky Mak

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Taylor MiffedConstant teasing over Kanye incidentRobert D. Arndt Jr.
Taylor QuickBoth are synonyms for "very fast."Robert

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Love's Gory""Love Story"Lydia Idyl
"Squeak Now""Speak Now"Regina Haniger
"Leak Now""Speak Now"Regina Haniger
"No, We are Never Living Together""We are Never Getting Back Together"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"I Hate Dudes""22"Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Bad Blood,"Blood cannot have behaviorsSpiderSkull98
"Today Was A Fairytale,"No. Today is real.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Only Me When I'm With You,"No Taylor, I think you're ALWAYS no one but you.Heather Brockwell
"Teardrops On My Guitar,"so THAT'S what gives them that wailing effect!flipside

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Colour My World," Chicago"Red," Taylor Swift
"Is There Something I Should Know?," Duran Duran"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together," Taylor Swift
"Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Seen," Louis Armstrong"I Knew You Were Trouble," Taylor Swift
"Movies," Alien Ant Farm"Enchanted," Taylor Swift
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Ad Blood" originally "Bad Blood"
Wendy Torrance
"I Know Laces" originally "I Know Places"
Yvette Bristle
"I Know Paces" originally "I Know Places"
Yvette Bristle
"The Last Tie" originally "The Last Time"
Serafina
"Re" originally "Red"
Pronounced 'ray' as in ''Do-Re-Mi''
Serafina

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Statue Of Grace" originally "State Of Grace"
Lucy Crosland
"Brad Blood" originally "Bad Blood"
Wendy Torrance
"Bard Blood" originally "Bad Blood"
Wendy Torrance
"Bad Bloody" originally "Bad Blood"
Wendy Torrance
"Rend" originally "Red"
Serafina

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Mildest Dreams" originally "Wildest Dreams"
Serafina
"White Horde" originally "White Horse"
Candy Welty
"Fad Blood" originally "Bad Blood"
What kind of fad might involve blood?
Wendy Torrance
"Bat Blood" originally "Bad Blood"
Wendy Torrance
"Ban Blood" originally "Bad Blood"
Wendy Torrance

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Jan 10
a parody of "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift
Some of Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends turn out to be pretty lonely.
YouTube: (Youtube Video, MP3 Download)
Dec 14
a parody of "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift
Everybody has a Christmas story like this... I hope...
Soundclick.com: (Mp3)
Oct 7
a parody of "We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift
A Taylor Swift Parody and South Park Tribute music video by Adam and Andrew.
YouTube: (YouTube)
Oct 2
a parody of "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift usually puts her heartbreak on every album...so why not poke fun at that a little bit?
YouTube: (MP3)
Mar 7
a parody of "Love Story" by Taylor Swift
Parody of Taylor Swift's "Love Story"!!! Enjoy!
youtube: (youtube)
June 15
a parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift
She's your cupcake, but I'll be your ho-ho.
The FuMP: (mp3)
June 8
a parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift
About stalker...
YouTube: (FLV, MP4, 3GP)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Blank Space""New Blog"Freya
"22""Betty Boop"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Shake It Off""Apple Shop"Christopher Long
"Shake It Off""Graze and Nosh"John A. Barry
"Wildest Dreams""Wildest Dreams"Matthias
"How You Get the Girl""How You Get the Win"Joe the Crazy Conch
"'Til Brad Pitt Comes Along""'Til Brad K Came Along"Joe the Crazy Conch
"Shake It Off""Lot Of Games"Luis Matias
"22""I Just Shot You"River
"Blank Space""Fanged Face"the_conqueror_of_parodies

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Shake It OffExercise dance videosBrit Boxx
Cold As YouAir Conditioning CompanyMichelle
Teardrops On My GuitarA CD of Classic Love SongsRachel

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Wildest DreamsNightmare CounsellingDongquan
Wildest DreamsNightmare CounsellingDongquan
I Knew You Were TroubleDomestic Violence CounsellingDongquan
Bad BloodSupreme CourtDongquan
Shake it OffShowerDongquan
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
1979
   Smashing Pumpkins
15
   Taylor Swift
1994
Russ
Should We Tell Him?
   The Everly Brothers
Love Story
   Taylor Swift
Should We Tell Him A Love Story?
Lauren
Roses Are Red (My Love)
   Bobby Vinton
Love Story
   Taylor Swift
Roses Are Red (My Love Story)
Wisnu Aji
Neverending Story
   Limahl
Love Story
   Taylor Swift
Neverending Love Story
Anna
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Gloria Taylor Swift
Gloria Taylor combined with Taylor Swift
Submitted By: Lefty Lucy
Livingston Taylor Swift
Livingston Taylor combined with Taylor Swift
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Johnnie Taylor Swift
Johnnie Taylor combined with Taylor Swift
Submitted By: Marion Shelby
Suzuki Swift
Mooney Suzuki combined with Taylor Swift
I'm not expecting a lot of performance.
Submitted By: Brian Kelly

There are additional Taylor Swift Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Blank Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm wearing blackface, baby
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've got a blank space, baby
"Blank Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a lot of Slavic lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
'Cause I'm wearing black face, baby
And I'll write your name.
Original Lyrics:
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
'Cause I've got a blank space, baby
And I'll write your name
"Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye
And I got that red little plastic thing that you like
Original Lyrics:
You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye
And I got that red lip classic thing that you like
"Blank Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a lot of Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm a saint
Original Lyrics:
Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Forever and Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I stare at the floor, he still hassen a cold
Original Lyrics:
And I stare at the phone, he still hasn't called

Story about this misheard lyric by: Bri

I was listening to a cover version of the song and it sounded a lot like that.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Bad Blood"
Better Lyrics:
'Cause Blacks are mad at Bad Don
The birther line from Mad Trump
No regrets nor explanation
Disingenuous Bad Don

Still the same problem
More subtle racism
From a conspiracy nut
Eight years of this crap from Bad Don
Original Lyrics:
'Cause baby now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look at what you've done
'Cause baby now we got bad blood

Now we got problems
And I don't think we can solve them
You made a really deep cut
And baby now we got bad blood
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Shake It Off"
Better Lyrics:
And the shitters gonna shit shit shit shit shit shit
Pissers gonna piss piss piss piss piss piss
I'm just gonna fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck it up, fuck it up
Original Lyrics:
And the players gonna play play play play play play
And the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate
I'm just gonna shake shake shake shake shake
Shake it off, shake it off
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"
Better Lyrics:
Ooh, we're still not speaking this time tonight
But this time, I don't care, I don't care
Cause we were never ever ever really together
We were never ever ever really together
We still had our rough spots
Even though I got you an A
But we were never ever ever really...together
Original Lyrics:
Ooh we called it off again last night
But this time, I'm telling you, telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends
Talk to me
But we are never ever ever getting back together
Like, ever
Submitted by: Awesomesauce

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"You Belong With Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts.
Why They're Funny:
This clearly seems like a line that wants to draw a contrast between the "she" and "I" in question. but since the two garments referred to are worn on different sections of one's body, no clear contrast comes out of the line, since one can wear both a short skirt and a t-shirt at the same time. In fact, I've done so myself. About the only way to pull a clear contrast out of the line is to assume that the singer means to imply that each garment referred to is all that is worn by the one said to wear it. But I doubt that that is the intention (if for no other reason than that I know too many parents who allow their kids to freely listen to Taylor Swift). Still, it is pretty funny if one contemplates this only interpretation that will draw a clear contrast from the line! (At least the corresponding line in the second verse -- "She wears high heels, I wear sneakers" -- is more of an actual contrast, because those are two different types of shoes!)
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"Bad Blood"
The Funny Lyrics:
Band Aids don't fix bullet holes
Why They're Funny:
Of course not! They fix cuts on the skin! To fix bullet holes, you need another remedy.
Submitted by: Captain Obvious

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Out Of The Woods"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods?
Why They're Repetitive:
It's just sloppy songwriting from a performer who's capable of much better. You only need to ask the question once to make your point.
Submitted by: Michael S.
"Stay Stay Stay"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay...
Why They're Repetitive:
I guess she wants him to stay.
Submitted by: Robert Ballinger

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"You Belong With Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
But she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts
Why They're Nonsensical:
Duh! She might as well say, "She drinks water, I eat food"! The line clearly seems to be an attempt at drawing a contrast. But she tells what the other girl wears below the waist and what she herself wears above her waist. No clear contrast there. One can easily wear both simultaneously (As I myself have done not a few times). So how are we to hear this as a contrast between the other girl and herself? The only way I can see is to suppose she means to be describing the TOTALITY of what the two wear. But I don't think that's the intention. Can you imagine Taylor Swift attending school wearing NOTHING BUT a T-shirt while some classmate wears NOTHING BUT a short skirt. If that's the image we're supposed to get from these lines too many people I know would be forbidden by their parents to listen to Taylor Swift. And barring that interpretation, the line becomes about as nonsensical as saying, "But she breathes, I sweat" or "But her heart beats, my guts digest" or so on!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
 

Dated Song Lyrics:

"Style"
The Dated Lyrics:
You've got that long hair slicked back, white t-shirt
Why They're Dated:
She's talking about ex-boyfriend Harry Styles here, and since this song's release, Harry has gotten a haircut, and we don't see him in white t-shirts as often anymore.
Submitted by: wand erection
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Style"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Long drive, he can't keep his wild eyes on the road. Take me home, lights out he takes of his coat
Why They're Dirty:
Ahem, takes off his coat???
Submitted by: Anonymous
"Better than Revenge"
The Dirty Lyrics:
She's not what you think, she's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress, whoa
Why They're Dirty:
The girl that she's singing about is "easy" if you know what I mean.
Submitted by: carly_carlz

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Style"
The Lyrics:
You've got that James Dean daydream look in your eye
Who They Mention:
James Dean
Submitted by: i
"Tim Mcgraw"
The Lyrics:
When you say Tim Mcgraw
Who They Mention:
Tim Mcgraw
Submitted by: Hefner
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (2010s)"
The Song Lyrics:
And I used to say, never say never.
Song They Mention:
Never Say Never - Justin Bieber
Submitted by: Katycat
"Shake It Off (2010s)"
The Song Lyrics:
I'm dancing on my own (dancing on my own)
I make the moves up as I go (moves up as I go)
And that's what they don't know, mmm-mmm
That's what they don't know, mmm-mmm
Song They Mention:
"Dancing On My Own" by Robyn; "They Don't Know" by Tracey Ullmann

Editor's note: PLEASE be sure to insert BR tags at the end of every line (except the last), otherwise it'll show up as a paragraph, which is not how song lyrics are usu displayed.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
There are additional Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Bad Blood"
Opening Lines:
'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"American Boy"
Opening Lines:
American boy, living life as it goes.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Are We Never Ever Getting Back To Get Her" originally "Are We Never Ever Getting Back Together"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back To Get Her" originally "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"Loves Tory" originally "Love Story"
Tory = pro-British person in American Revolution
Submitted by: Angie O'Plasty
"You Be Long With Me" originally "You Belong With Me"
Stretch out all you can when you're with me!
Submitted by: Lois Teem
"Tear Drops On My Guitar" originally "Teardrops On My Guitar"
Now it's about the fall of one tear onto guitar.
Submitted by: Linda Radnil

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Fifteen"
The Lyrics:
Somebody tells you they love you, you got to believe 'em
Why:
Somebody is a singular pronoun.. the antecedent "THEY" should be singular too like He or She... and the 'em which means them should be him or her
Submitted by: Sharina Carla Saplaco- Merculio
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Witty For Sal Submitted by: Alexis
Swiftly, A Rot Submitted by: Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)
A Lofty Wrist Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
A Frosty Wilt Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
First Toy Law Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"I Won Spackle" originally "I Know Places"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Snowlike Cap" originally "I Know Places"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Cap Ken's Owl" originally "I Know Places"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Owns A Pickle" originally "I Know Places"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Lick Weapons" originally "I Know Places"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Lyrics Pronunciation:

"Blank Space"
The Lyrics:
Got a long list of ex-lovers
Why:
I couldn’t make sense of this line until I read the lyrics. That’s because of the peculiar way she’s stressing words. Instead of stressing the prefix “ex-” of “ex-lovers”, she’s stressing the preposition “of”, which wouldn’t usually be stressed.
Submitted by: B1982
 

Song Title Acrostics:

TWAF: "Today Was a Fairytale"
Submitted by: duckie
CAY: "Cold As You"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
BE: "Beautiful Eyes"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Spank Blaze" originally "Blank Space"
Submitted by: Lefty Lucy
"Mere Tops On Dry Guitar" originally "Teardrops On My Guitar"
Submitted by: Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"Tear Mops On Dry Guitar" originally "Teardrops On My Guitar"
Submitted by: Condoleezza Rice Pilaf

Lyrics Alliteration:

"Bad Blood"
The Lyrics:
and Baby, now we've got Bad Blood
Why:
Because of the B's in baby bad and blood
Submitted by: Nikola
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Sailor Twift originally "Taylor Swift"
Submitted by: Countrygirl
Staler Whiffed originally "Taylor Swift"
Submitted by: Harry
Swaylor Tift originally "Taylor Swift"
Sounds neat, even if not real words.
Submitted by: Axl Sean

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Co-hosting Grammy Nominations"
Taylor Swift will co-host the Grammy nominations television special with LL Cool J on Dec 5th, airing live from Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tenn. This is the first year the nominations special has been broadcast from Music City. Swift has won 6 Grammys. She recently released her latest album, "Red". The 55th Grammy Awards will be held Feb 10, 2013 in LA.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Donates to Deaf School"
Taylor Swift is giving $10,000 and concert tickets to a Boston school for the deaf after pranksters rigged an online contest with bogus votes that dIsqualified the school from winning. Swift responded by stating that every student of the K12 school (Horace Mann School for the Deaf) would get tickets to her next concert. Contest sponsors also gave $50,000 to the school while VH1's Save the Music program donated $10,000 in musical instruments!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Relationship with Patrick Schwarzenegger"
Taaylor Swift celebrated the Fouth of July with Patrick Schwarzenegger leading to wild rumors about them dating. Taylor has repeatedly stated since then that they are "only friends"!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Ellen DeGeneres Show Promo"
For the Ellen DeGeneres Show September premiere of its 10th season, Taylor Swift has made a 20 second promo praising DeGeneres as "amazing". DeGeneres has also enlisted the help of singer Nicki Minaj.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Love Story"
1970 drama with Ryan O'Neal and Ali McGraw
Submitted by: Country

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