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Album cover parody of Houses of the Holy by Led Zeppelin
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

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Led Zepplin, Led Zeplin

Band Name Origins:

  • The John Entwhistle/Keith Moon joke supergroup explanation is reputedly the correct one, but it was Led Zeppelin's manager Peter Grant who took out the "a" to avoid promoters mispronouncing the name as "leed". Submitted by: Mark T
  • In the book "Hammer of the Gods" about Led Zeppelin, it says Ringo Starr saw them playing in a pub when they were first starting out and they weren't very good. He didn't like them. He said the band will "go over like a lead zeppelin." They changed the spelling slightly, and the rest is history. Submitted by: Vince

Performer Nick Names:

Known informally as: Led. Submitted by: Buddy

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"The Song Remains The Same"What's to say? The original was OK, given the times, but the NEW release will be most awesome! - ZepFan

Better Off Solo:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Robert Plant""As much as I love Led Zeppelin, Robert Plant's true uncompromising heart and emotions never shined through the wall of loud drums and guitars as much as they ended up doing when Zep broke up and Plant went solo. There's a strange and beautiful "mysticism" present in Plant's solo music that seems absent in the tunes of Zep. (Although I will admit that Zep's music had a mysticism all it's own! Just in a "rock band" sense...) Listening to Robert Plant is like listening to Zep with any last air of youthful foolishness and pretentiousness stripped away. The term "an artist who has matured" seems to be misused on those who have gone the way of selling out to pop culture and writing sappy ballads, but Robert Plant stands as one of the only artists to whom the aforementioned phrase actually rings true." - Kirk Bradford Myers

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Bron-Y-Aur Stomp"Named for the house that the band lived in during a vacation from touring. - Agrimorfee
"D'yer Mak'r"Title is pronounced "Jeh-make-er", a pun on "Jamaica" (inspired by the reggae beat of the song) and British dialect for "Did you make her?" ("have sex with her?"). - Agrimorfee
"Over The Hills and Far Away"Many times I've lied and many times I've listened..... - Matt
"Black Dog"Hey Hey Mama said the way you move gonna make you sweat gonna make you groove. It was named Black Dog because a black dog walked by their cottage as they were writing the song. - Matt

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Amy Grant Song""Immigrant Song"Regina Olsen
"The Tampon Song""The Wanton Song"Nahpsee Flopsy
"Who's The Piper, Man?""Stairway To Heaven"Some Dude
"A Whole Lot of Wheat (The Saskatchewan song)""A Whole Lot Of Love"Anonymous Bob
"Die, Ya' Faker""D'yer Maker"Rocky

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Stairway To Heaven,"... tell me when you get thereLeah lockhart
"Stairway To Heaven,"Leah lockhart

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"So What'cha Want""Whole Lotta Love," Led ZeppelinMe
"Walk On""Stairway To Heaven," Led ZeppelinRocky
"Where Are You Going?""Kashmir," Led ZeppelinPeter
"Where Have You Been?""Kashmir," Led ZeppelinPeter
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Lack Dog" originally "Black Dog"
I wouldn't want to not have a dog. :(
David Sari
"Back Dog" originally "Black Dog"
David Sari
"Hoses Of The Holy" originally "Houses Of The Holy"
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Abe I'm Gonna Leave You" originally "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You"
Peter
"Misty Mountain Ho" originally "Misty Mountain Hop"
Lindsay Lowhound

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"The Battle Of Nevermore" originally "The Battle Of Evermore"
A battle that the raven spoke of?
Melanie Bianca Green
"Drown By The Seaside" originally "Down By The Seaside"
On the seaside's seaward side, most likely
Barry Amassa Tate
"Fool In The Train" originally "Fool In The Rain"
Sheila Evans
"Fool In The Brain" originally "Fool In The Rain"
Amber Wayland
"Fool In The Grain" originally "Fool In The Rain"
That No-one Candy Nye

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Babe, I'm Gonna Heave You" originally "Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You"
Sheila Evans
"The Bottle Of Evermore" originally "The Battle Of Evermore"
Renee Keener
"Over The Hills And Far Awry" originally "Over The Hills And Far Away"
Where the fox dressed as grandma lives?
Andrew
"Black Dot" originally "Black Dog"
Bruce Curb
"Blank Dog" originally "Black Dog"
Bruce Curb

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Recordings:

Sep 22 "Don't Tase Me, Bro! (Tased And Confused)" by Red Ant a parody of "Dazed And Confused" by Led Zeppelin
About the University of Florida student who said too much, too tactlessly to John Kerry, and got tased for his efforts. Soundclick.com: (mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Dy'er Mak'er""Har'ry Pott'er"Red Zeppelin
"Stairway to Heaven""Insane Asylum"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Stairway to Heaven""Airhead Invasion"Below Average Dave
"Fool in the Rain""Ghoul in the Vein"John A. Barry
"When the Levee Breaks""When the Chevy Brakes"Dennis
"Living Loving Maid""City Lovin' Maid"Alvin Rhodes
"Heartbreaker""Green Acres"Alvin Rhodes
"Living Loving Maid""Sleepin' Snoozin' Maid"Alvin Rhodes
"Heart Breaker""Dwarf Acres"Alvin Rhodes
"Stairway To Heaven""I Have A Question"Ann Hammond

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
The RoverLand RoverGDF
Dazed And ConfusedMarijuana ClubsJust a Rock and Roller
Going To CaliforniaDisney's California AdventureJust a Rock and Roller
Whole Lotta LoveBrothelJust a Rock and Roller
TangerineAny Programme Hosted By Dale Wintonpickle*
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Communication BreakdownT- Mobilenightrain express
When The Levee BreaksFEMAKaiser Bob
Immigrant SongDaily MailPickle
Nobody's Fault But MineChris Evans' answering machinePickle*
Houses Of The HolyChurch OfficeDavid Jones
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Do You Hear The People Sing?
   Cast of 'Les Miserables'
The Immigrant Song
   Led Zeppelin
Do You Hear The People Sing The Immigrant Song?
An entire city going "Aaaah, aaah!"...?
Aninnymouse
Highway To Hell
   AC/DC
Stairway To Heaven
   Led Zeppelin
Highway To Heaven, Stairway To Hell
Brad
Illegal I Song
   Velvet Revolver
Immigrant Song
   Led Zeppelin
Illegal Immigrant Song
joeking
Man, I Feel Like A Woman
   Shania Twain
Dazed And Confused
   Led Zeppelin
Man, I Feel Like A Dazed And Confused Woman
Gretchen Wieners
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Bread Zeppelin
Bread combined with Led Zeppelin
An edible dirigable!
Submitted By: Ra'akone
Dead Zeppelin
Dead Kennedys combined with Led Zeppelin
"Holiday in Kashmir" already a consistent live favourite.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Marilyn Zeppelin
Marilyn Manson combined with Led Zeppelin
Submitted By: Anonymous Bob
Led Zappalin
Led Zeppelin combined with Frank Zappa
Frank and Bonzo are probably jammin' in the Great Fillmore in the sky right now.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars

There are additional Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkly for the Bayque
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifth in hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's left strickly for the maid to clean
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Livin' Lovin Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
with a purple upper in'r and a fifth in hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I drove this row
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I rock and rolled

Story about this misheard lyric by: Mr. Loop

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Stairway to Heaven"
Better Lyrics:
There's a fat guy who's sure
All that's greasy is food
And he's buying the stairway to McDonald's
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway to heaven
Submitted by: Anonymous Bob
"Dazed and Confused"
Better Lyrics:
Been sitting in a pew
For so long it's not true
Sure wish Jesus
Hadn't died for me and you!
Original Lyrics:
Been dazed and confused
For so long it's not true
No wonder the woman
Never bargained for you!
Submitted by: Anonymous Bob
"Black Dog"
Better Lyrics:
A beetle legged woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
Submitted by: David Nelson

Funny Lyrics:

"Whole Lotta Love"
The Funny Lyrics:
I wanna be your back door man
Why They're Funny:
I don't know that this lyric is funny, but I think that it could have another meaning aside from he wants to do her up the butt. Maybe he wants to be her secret lover and slip out the back door. She might have a boyfriend or he has a girlfriend and he just wants to come by and have fun with no commitments then leave her place unseen.
Submitted by: Lilsnycker
"Stairway To Heaven"
The Funny Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now, it's just a spring clean for the may queen
Why They're Funny:
ok i know they are satanic but omg hahaha!
Submitted by: hippiedude5000
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"In The Evening"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Oh, oh, I need your love.(3x)
I just got to have it.
Why They're Repetitive:
Robert, maybe you need it too much.
Submitted by: led
"Babe I'm Gonna Leave You"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Babe babe babe babe babe
Why They're Repetitive:
Who else could get away with saying this so many times without becoming annoying?
Submitted by: celia
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Black Dog"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I don't know but I been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Why They're Nonsensical:
That just sounds silly. How can the size of a woman's legs tell if she has a soul or not? If I were Robert Plant, I'd get a second opinion.
Submitted by: led zepp fan
"Stairway To Heaven"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,
don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring-clean for the May Queen
Why They're Nonsensical:
These are all derived from Celtic mythology. Jimmy Page is very big into that sort of thing and used it in the band's music a lot.
Submitted by: Hugh Jass
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"Thank You"
The Insincere Lyrics:
If the sun refused to shine
I'd still be loving you
Why They're Insincere:
Sorry, but you'd be too dead to love anything if this happened.
Submitted by: Steve I
 

Insulting Lyrics:

"Livin' Lovin' Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
The Insulting Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat,
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
Missus cool rides out in her aged Cadillac. Livin', lovin', she's just a woman. Alimony, alimony payin' your bills, Livin', lovin', she's just a woman. When your conscience hits, you knock it back with pills. Livin', lovin', she's just a woman. Tellin' tall tales of how it used to be. Livin', lovin', she's just a woman. With the butler and the maid and the servants three. Livin', lovin', she's just a woman. Nobody hears a single word you say. Livin', lovin', she's just a woman. But you keep on talkin' till your dyin' day. Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
Why They're Insulting:
This song is obviously a diss to women who marry and divorce men for their money (Alimony, alimony payin' your bills
Submitted by: Mike
"Dazed and Confused"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Soul of a woman was created below
Why They're Insulting:
Can we say ultimate slam to all women?
Submitted by: Wolfgang Docmeson
There are additional Insulting lyrics available.

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"The Lemon Song"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
'Squeeze me baby till the juice runs down my leg, the way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed'
Why They're Inappropriate:
Now I know Led Zeppelin is a very sexual band and it always does sound as if Plant is singing about sex, he makes you think about sex, or he makes you want his sex....but I got a visual for these lyrics and it ain't pretty.
Submitted by: Jules
 

Dirty Lyrics:

"Whole Lotta Love"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Waaaay down inside, honey, you NEED me!
Why They're Dirty:
In the context with "every inch of my love".... wow that's explicit!
Submitted by: JBird
"Traveling Riverside Blues"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Squeeze my lemons 'til the juice runs down my leg.
Why They're Dirty:
Sure sounds dirty
Submitted by: Dave S
There are additional dirty lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Nobody's Fault but Mine"
The Song Lyrics:
There's a monkey on my back.
Song They Mention:
'Monkey on my Back' by Aerosmith
Submitted by: Anonymous Bob
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Dancing Days"
Opening Lines:
Dancing days are here again.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Scary Song Lyrics:

"No Quarter"
The Lyrics:
Close the door, put out the light. You know they won't be home tonight.
The snow falls hard and don't you know? The winds of Thor are blowing cold.
They choose the path where no-one goes.
Walking side by side with death, The devil mocks their every step
The snow drives back the foot that's slow, The dogs of doom are howling more
Why:
The 1st one is freaky, close the door put out the light, and they won't be home tonight. The winds of Thor? The snow falls hard? Chose the path where no one goes? What? Anything with the devil and walking side by side with death, freaky. Dogs of Doom? Howling?
Submitted by: Crash
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Down By These Aside" originally "Down By The Seaside"
Submitted by: Barry Amassa Tate
"Ho Uses Of The Holy" originally "Houses Of The Holy"
It depends if their is a Bible in the room.
Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Anagrams:

"A Very Hot, Wet Asian" originally "Stairway to Heaven"
Submitted by: RedKutai
"A Seaworthy Native" originally "Stairway to Heaven"
Submitted by: Raygun Shaun
"Away He Vents a Riot" originally "Stairway to Heaven"
Submitted by: crazydon

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Achilles' Last Stand" Length: 10:26
The opening track from the PRESENCE album, it is one of the few cuts from the album to receive substantial radio airplay.
Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman
"No Quarter" Length: 7:00
Has a long an interesting intro. Was played at most Led Zeppelin concerts after 1972
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"Dazed and Confused (Live)" Length: 26:48
This one is so long that even the audience isn't sure when it ends.
Submitted by: Sean Smith
"Kashmir" Length: 8:28
Submitted by: Jake
"Stariway To Heaven" Length: 8:02
Cutting this song down would have destroyed it.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Song Title Acrostics:

TO: "The Ocean"
Submitted by: Peter
IS: "Immigrant Song"
Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Dack Blog" originally "Black Dog"
If someone named Dack wrote a blog...
Submitted by: Rocky

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Extravagant lifestyle"
"The greatest band on Earth" was known of their extravagant lifestyle and reckless off-stage behaviour.
Submitted by: Susanna Viljanen

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Goodyear Tires
The Goodyear Blimp, need I say more?
Submitted by: Onion
 
 
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