Fun Music Information -> Michael Jackson
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This is the most recent information about Michael Jackson that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Michael Jackson, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson (Bobby Day), Michael Jackson (with Paul McCartney), Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney, Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney, Michael Jackson/Lionel RitchieMusic Quotes:
I was a veteran before I was a teenager. Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Music Jokes:
Q: What did the director tell Michael Jackson to do when his hair on caught on fire during the infamous Pepsi commercial? A: Beat it! Just Beat it!! Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
| What will Elton John sing at Michael's funeral? "Good-bye Abnormal Genes" Submitted by: D. Johnston
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| There are additional music jokes available. | |
Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Michael Joseph Jackson. Submitted by: Julia
Performer Nick Names:
Known informally as: Wacko Jacko. Submitted by: dxman
Known informally as: Jacko. Submitted by: Travis
Strange Offspring Names:
- Blanket - His man named his baby blanker. omg Submitted by: Jasmine
- Prince Michael - OK, this is just sad. Not only can I not imagine going through life with a name like Prince Michael, I think it's just weird to name your kid after yourself and add 'Prince' to the name. I mean, can you imagine if I named my daughter Princess Kitty? Submitted by: Kitty
- Michael Joseph Jackson Jr. - That's Prince's real name. And Blanket is Michael Joseph Jackson II. Prince and Blanket are just nicknames. Submitted by: doodah
- Paris, Prince & Blanket - I think those are beautiful names, especially because I love Paris (the city). Prince was MJ's grandfather's name, and his 3rd child is also called Prince, but commonly known as "Blanket". If you think that the nickname Blanket is strange, well, you have to understand that the word has a special meaning in the Jackson family; it means "love". Submitted by: wingfoot
- Paris Michael Katherine - Paris is for the city she was conceived in. Michael because Debbie Rowe wanted to include Michael's name in there, and Katherine after Michael's mother. Submitted by: Eric Andrews
- Blanket - Submitted by: rio
- Blanket - blanket IS a nickname...its a word michael has used for many years that means a blessing Submitted by: fan
- Prince Michael & Paris Michael - Does this hypocritical 'doesn't matter if you're white or black, lets hang my kid over a balcony' freak have an obsession with naming his kids after himself? Have you looked at Jermaine Jackson? His brother's poor kids' names. Must run in the family. Submitted by: mandy
- Blanket - Why oh why would you call your kid Blanket?!! He seems like a nice enough guy. He's a bit strange but ok. What's next-table? Chair? Plate?! Submitted by: lauren de lacey
- Prince Michael and Paris - When my uncle (amazingly one of Michael's security guards at Neverland) first started working for him, he only saw the kids about twice a week, just walk past or something. But apparently Michael doesn't even call the kids by their "real" names-the boy, Prince Michael, is referred to as Joshua, while Paris is called Isabelle. Wierd? I thought so too-apparently to be famous you've gotta have a flashy name, why not Prince Michael and Paris? Submitted by: sally anne
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "The Wiz, Thriller, Bad, Captain EO, Men in Black II" | - helena |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Stonewalled Jackson | His career has run into a stone wall. | andy |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Dangerfield (A Rodney Dangerfield tribute)" | "Dangerous" | Sam Leno |
| "Ben 10" | "Ben " | Joshy |
| "Sleep Lemon" | "Speed Demon" | Ash |
| "Leave It!" | "Beat It" | Ash |
| "Brown And Yellow" | "Black Or White" | daniel n |
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Haunted House" | "Thriller," Michael Jackson | Kathy |
| "Bang The Drum All Day" | "Beat It," Michael Jackson | Well, you do beat on a drum - Kimberly |
| "I'm Just Going To Leave" | "Beat It," Michael Jackson | Travis |
| "What's Your Name" | "Ben," Michael Jackson | Kathy |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Be" originally "Ben"
Freddy
"He's Out Of My Life" originally "She's Out Of My Life"
Terry
"Dirty Dina" originally "Dirty Diana"
Mallory
"Will You Be Here?" originally "Will You Be There?"
Serafina
"Speed Demo" originally "Speed Demon"
Julia Cox
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"You Frock My World" originally "You Rock My World"
Amanda
"I Just Can't Stop Gloving You" originally "I Just Can't Stop Loving You"
New song could be Michael's theme song.
Clint Westwood
"Frock With You" originally "Rock With You"
I'm dressing with Michael Jackson!
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Band" originally "Bad"
well, he was once part of a band: the Jackson 5
Serafina
"The Sway You Make Me Feel" originally "The Way You Make Me Feel"
Regina Haniger
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Bent It" originally "Beat It"
Mare Ego Round
"Nan In The Mirror" originally "Man In The Mirror"
Charles Mann
"Wanda Be Starting Something" originally "Wanna Be Starting Something"
Tabitha Cartwright
"Thrilled" originally "Thriller"
Serafina
"Off The Ball" originally "Off The Wall"
Genevieve
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
Love him or hate him, his contributions to music, music video and his role in Weird Al's career cannot be denied. RIP, hopefully his tormented mind is now at peace.
soundclick.com: (mp3)
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Jan 16
"Wannabe Fightin' Someone" by Matthias
a parody of "Wannabe Startin' Something" by Michael Jackson
Co-Winner of the Epic AmIRight Idol Round, written by Matty and sang by BAD
badave.com: (mp3)
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Aug 15
"Wannabe Breakin' Something" by Below Average Dave
a parody of "Wannabe Startin' Something" by Michael Jackson
My medal winning song from May's SOTM contest. . .Oowie Ow, Oowie Ouch You Hurt Yourself!
badave.com: (mp3)
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A recording with a more pure backing track, day 8 of Daveapalooza, Ee-hee-hee. . .WOOO
badave.com: (mp3)
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A parody about gambling of Michael Jackson's Billie Jean-one of his best songs before he got, well--that's not here or there--Billie Jean was a great song, this is my first parody of 2007, and one of the last for Project 2--P3 is coming
badave.com: (mp3)
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Black or White" | "Black to White (Sosa's Song)" | Max Power |
| "Bad" | "Mad" | Johnno Mariachi |
| "2000 Watts" | "2000 Kcals" | Heskima |
| "Little Suzie" | "Stan Sweet" | JCO |
| "Ben" | "Glenn" | John A. Barry |
| "Omar's Love Song To Osama" | "Ben" | Max Power |
| "In The Closet" | "Brain Lock" | Max Power |
| "Beat It" | "L33t It" | Kle Shay |
| "Man In The Mirror" | "Man In The Scripture" | Joey Dearing |
| "Stranger in Moscow" | "Truth is Stranger Than Fiction" | WILD CHILD JIN (Jimmy Ilgwom Nazrat) |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Is It Scary | "Tales From The Crypt" promos | Dr Music |
| Speed Demon | Jay Leno's Garage | Sam Leno |
| Beat It | "Max Keeble's Big Move" movie promos. | WereJosh |
| Smooth Criminal | 'The Godfather' movie promo | AD |
| History | National History Museum | Goldy |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Thriller | Movie theater | Nathan Elia |
| Morphine | hospital | Sarah |
| Speed Demon | a police station | Sarah |
| Black or White | KKK | Sarah |
| Beat It | any kind of hotline | Sarah |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Addicted To Love Robert Palmer | Morphine Michael Jackson | Addicted To Morphine | Rocknsoul |
| My Name Is Eminem | Ben Michael Jackson | My Name Is Ben | MOR |
| Sin Nine Inch Nails | Bad Michael Jackson | Sinbad Shortest duet title in this section? | Rhoda Dohr |
| Bound and Tied Creed | In the Closet Michael Jackson | Bound and Tied in the Closet | Lizzie |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Prince Michael Jackson
Prince combined with Michael Jackson
The name of Michael Jackson's son!
Submitted By: Rachel
Hoosier Michael Jackson
The Hoosiers combined with Michael Jackson
Born in Gary, Indiana, although many Hoosiers wish that he wasn't.
Submitted By: indy
George Michael Jackson
George Michael combined with Michael Jackson
The new king of pop.
Submitted By: Exdeath
Michael Jordan
Michael Jackson combined with Montell Jordan
The two performers' initials are both MJ, just like the basketball player (who in fact appeared in Jackson's Jam video).
Submitted By: dxman
Misheard Lyrics:
"Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics: Mama say mama saw my moccasins
Original Lyrics: Mama se, mama sa , mama ma cu sa
| "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics: Hula dance, on the floor, in or out.
Original Lyrics: Who will dance, on the floor, in the round.
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"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics: Hula dance, on the floor, in or out.
Original Lyrics: Who will dance, on the floor, in the round.
| "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics: Beat it, beat it No one wants to beat it, beat it.
Original Lyrics: Beat it, beat it No one wants to be defeated.
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics: Billie Jean is not my girl
Original Lyrics: Billie Jean is not my lover
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Scandia I just found out now. But it is pretty much the same meaning, so this story will be quite tame compared to others. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Thriller"
Better Lyrics:
He had this Phyllis, Diller sight
We knew that he was old, he didn't want to show a fold
Stiller, pillar light
Skin tightened up so tight, inside there's filler, a chillier white.
We knew that he was old, he didn't want to show a fold
Stiller, pillar light
Skin tightened up so tight, inside there's filler, a chillier white.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Submitted by: Dfoofnik
"Billie Jean"
Better Lyrics:
Billy's jeans fit too tight
I put them on and my voice gets real high
The jeans are not my size
I put them on and my voice gets real high
The jeans are not my size
Original Lyrics:
Billie jean is not my lover
Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Submitted by: Larry B
"Smooth Criminal"
Better Lyrics:
Sonic are you okay?
So, Sonic are you okay?
Are you okay Sonic?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
The hands of Eggman
So, Sonic are you okay?
Are you okay Sonic?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
The hands of Eggman
Original Lyrics:
Annie are you okay?
So, Annie are you okay?
Are you okay Annie?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal
So, Annie are you okay?
Are you okay Annie?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal
Submitted by: Redlocks
Funny Lyrics:
"Beat It"
The Funny Lyrics: Just beat it, no one wants to see your penis.
Why They're Funny: I thought michael jackson was singing a song about telling the towns flasher where to go. lol.
Submitted by: Amanda
| "Bad"
The Funny Lyrics: Your Butt Is Mine
Gonna Take You Right Why They're Funny: Is this a threat or a term of endearment?
Submitted by: joz
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"Smooth Criminal"
The Repetitive Lyrics: annie are you ok are you ok are you ok annie
Why They're Repetitive: he asks if annies ok about a million times. seriously annie are you ok?!!
Submitted by: georgie
| "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I want to love you P.Y.T.
Pretty young thing. You need some lovin T.L.C. Pretty young thing. I want to love you P.Y.T. Pretty young thing and I'll take you there anywhere you want to go. Why They're Repetitive: After a few times the lyrics seem to loose their affect of being in the mood to bump and grind.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: You're just a little buffet,
you're a vegetable They eat off you, you're a vegetable Why They're Nonsensical: The whole series of ever-so-scathing insults are hilarious to begin with but this part of the song is so out there. Michael needs to make up his mind whether the person's a vegetable or a buffet, then on top of this reconsider the notion that people 'eat off' both of these. Unless the plate/table/whatever is being eaten off is literally made out of vegetable or a whole buffet...and it's not the most practical solution to have an easily perishable table/plate, is it?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "You Rock My World"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I don't think they're ready for this one.
Why They're Nonsensical: Yes we are! We have been waiting too long; we didn't even expect you anymore, Mike!
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
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Insincere Lyrics:
"Man In The Mirror"
The Insincere Lyrics: I'm Looking In The Man In The Mirror
I'm Asking Him To Change His Ways Why They're Insincere: You Didn't Really Change your ways, hey Michael!
Submitted by: Nick
| "Black or White"
The Insincere Lyrics: It don't matter if you're black or white
Why They're Insincere: really? so why did he change his colour? I usually change something when I don`t like it anymore
Submitted by: Kevin
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"Billie Jean"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice (Do think twice) Why They're Misrhymed: 'She is just a girl who claims that I am the one'? Okay, lets discuss this. Is this what he means?: she is just a girl who claims that I am a girl too? For the part do think twice, I always thought he sang 'don't think twice'. Just listen to that part, it sounds more like 'dont think twice' By the way, I do like Michael Jackson.
Submitted by: Anna
| "Billie Jean"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl, who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son Why They're Misrhymed: One and son rhyme, but lover doesn't. The way he sings it, 'lover' sounds like 'love.' Closer, but it still doesn't rhyme. Nice try.
Submitted by: lebeiw15
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"Ben"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: all the song
Why They're Inappropriate: It's not healthy having such a close relationship with a rat (or children either). It sounds like he loves this pet rat so much he wants to marry it. It's a RAT, for heaven's sake!
Submitted by: Stevo
| "You Are Not Alone"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: You are not alone. I am here with you.
Why They're Inappropriate: That's about it then...
Submitted by: Ted Cheese
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Superfly Sister"
The Dirty Lyrics: Stick it in shove it in
Why They're Dirty: Do I really need to explain it?!?!?!?
Submitted by: Sarah
| "In the Closet"
The Dirty Lyrics: If you can get it, it's worth a try
I really want it, I can't deny It's just desire, I really love it 'Cause if it's aching, you have to rub it She wants to give it Why They're Dirty: These are the most suggestive lyics I've ever heard, next to Janet Jackson. His canoodlings with Naomi Campbell in the video demonstrate these lyrics well. Not literally, but.. u get the picture.
Submitted by: Dark Artist
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Stranger in Moscow"
The Lyrics: Kremlin's shadow belittlin' me
(Stalin's tomb won't let me be) Who They Mention: Joseph Stalin,
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Dangerous"
The Song Lyrics: The girl is bad
The girl is dangerous Song They Mention: "Bad", one of Michael Jackson's previous hit songs
Submitted by: Tetris
| "Beat It"
The Song Lyrics: Don't wanna see no blood
Don't be a macho man. Song They Mention: Macho Man by The Village People
Submitted by: Frymaster
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Bad"
The Made Up Words: Shamon
Comments: Kinda self-explanatory. I'm not really sure how you'd spell it, but whatever.
Submitted by: Chloe
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Scary Song Lyrics:
"Little Susie"
The Lyrics: Somebody killed little susie
The girl with the tune Who sings in the daytime at noon She was there screaming Beating her voice in her doom But nobody came to her soon... A fall down the stairs Her dress torn Oh the blood in her hair... A mystery so sullen in air She lie there so tenderly Fashioned so slenderly Lift her with care, Oh the blood in her hair... Everyone came to see The girl that now is dead So blind stare the eyes in her head... etc Why: It's a ballad about a little girl who was murdered. We never find out who did it. It's just really creepy and sad. I don't listen to this song very much, but when I do, I have to sleep with the lights on.
Submitted by: Sarah
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Song Title Space Change:
"Who I Sit" originally "Who Is It"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"You Are Not Al One" originally "You Are Not Alone"
Must be Al Two?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Thrill ER" originally "Thriller"
An ER to go to on Halloween?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Bea Tit" originally "Beat It"
What did Jackson know about Bea's tit?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Be A Tit" originally "Beat It"
Submitted by: Ava Rice
There are additional Song Title Space Change available.
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Thriller"
The Lyrics: Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'awl's neighbourhood. Why: Y'awls would think that Vincent Price (who rapped this line near the end) learned to speak better grammar.
Submitted by: Wolfman Jack Nicholson
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Band Name Anagrams:
Can Joel Sack Him Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Hijack Clam Nose Submitted by: H. Tim Smith
Chilean Sock Jam Submitted by: nerdy white guy
Toe jam from South America
Song Title Anagrams:
"Retyping Gutty Python" originally "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)"
RIP Michael Jackson.
Submitted by: =3
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Stranger in Moscow"
The Lyrics: I was wandering in the rain
(Mask of life, feelin' insane) Swift and sudden fall from grace (Sunny days seem far away) Kremlin's shadow belittlin' me (Stalin's tomb won't let me be) On and on and on it came Wish the rain would just let me be Why: Moscow, Russia. The song is set in there because when Michael wrote it in 1993 (though released in 1996 worldwide [1997 in USA]), it was when he was touring in Moscow, he was accused of child abuse. The lyrics described how lonely, paranoid, isolated and how he was close to being insane.
The Moscow Kremlin is a famous fortified complex in Moscow. Submitted by: Rocky Mak
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Songs That Are Banned:
"They Don't Really Care About Us"
MTV banned this video because they felt that it was anti-semetic in particular the line "j*w me, sue me, don't you ever do me. Kick me, k*ke me, don't you black or white me."
Submitted by: Celeste
Super Long Pop Songs:
"Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" Length: 6:03
This is the longest song from Michael Jackson's smash hit (still the best selling album of all time) album from 1982, "Thriller". It also has the distinction of being the only song from "Thriller" to become a hit (a top five hit in the late summer of 1983, with much help from radio dj's) without an accompanying music video. It also is a hit because of it's cross-over dance elements, with hints throughout of reggae, African dance pop (the last line is from "Soul Makossa" a 1973 hit from Cameroonian saxophonist Manu Dibango), country line dance and just good old fashioned American rock and soul dance and disco. It was written by Mark Anthony Neal.
Submitted by: Peter
Song Title Acrostics:
BOW: "Black Or White"
Rest in peace, Michael.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Whack Or Blight" originally "Black Or White"
Submitted by: Brenton Wood Stork
"All Night Row" originally "Alright Now"
Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor
"Jilly Bean" originally "Billy Jean"
Submitted by: Axl Sean
"Libby Jean" originally "Billy Jean"
Submitted by: Axl Sean
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Liberian Girl"
The Lyrics: Naku penda piya-naku taka piya-mpenziwe
Why: The background vocalist sings it in the intro and after the chorus. The lyrics are in the Swahili language.
Submitted by: Kevin
| "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
The Lyrics: Help Me Sing It, Ma-Ma-Se, Ma-Ma-Se, Ma-Ma-Coo-Sa, Ma-Ma-Se, Ma-Ma-Sa, Ma-Ma-Coo-Sa ... (repeat until fade)
Why: "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" was a top five hit for Michael Jackson from 1983. It was another smash hit taken from Michael Jackson's huge 1982 lp, "Thriller" (still the largest selling lp in history). "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" was a hit in the late summer of 1983, and was an instance dance classic (despite Michael's later troubles, this hit is still very much appreciated on dance floors with it's connection to country line dancing sensibility). "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" is also something of an internationally made hit. The last lines or more accurately utterings as I have printed here, as told to other by the writer of the song, Mark Anthony Neal, are taken from Cameroonian saxophonist Manu Dibango's suprise 1973 U.S. hit, "Soul Makossa", and roughly translate from the original French as, "My-My-My-My-Its- My-My-Its-Coo". "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" was also the longest song on the Michael Jackson "Thriller" lp at 6:03 in length and was the only song on the lp to not be made into a music video (despite it's success on the charts).
Submitted by: Peter
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Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"History (Tony Moran's History Lesson)"
The Lyrics: How Many Victims Must We See, Slaughtered in Vain across the last
Why: The lyrics highlighted poverty and war, but the remix has a danceable beat at least!
Submitted by: Chooka287
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Jack Michaelson originally "Michael Jackson"
Submitted by: Soul
Jackal Mikeson originally "Michael Jackson"
Submitted by: Linda Radnil
Crime Records:
"Sexual Molestation Of A Child"
In 1993 a young boy and his mother came forward with allegations that Michael Jackson had molested him while he was being entertained at his Neverland Ranch. 10 years later another boy came forward with similar allegations. The second set of charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence but Michael's reputation as a child advocate has been tarnished.
Submitted by: Celeste
Performers with Handicaps:
"Vitiligo"
Vitiligo is disease, which causes the skin lose pigment. His grandfather had the same disease as does his sister LaToya
Submitted by: Susanna Viljanen
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"We Are The World"
Along with Lionel Richie, Michael Jackson helped create one of the most memorable songs of 1985.
Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
"His trial"
they said he was innocent
Submitted by: jdizzy
"Wearing one glove"
In the 80's, Michael Jackson wore a glove so that nobody knew that he had Vitiligo. (Or so they think.)
Submitted by: Paul Warren
"Suspected pedophilia"
Was long suspected of pedophilia activity, before being tried and acquitted. Other bizarre behavior includes dangling a baby from a third story balcony in Germany. And mysteries include his diminishing nose and lightening skin color. Any or all of these things may be at least as well known as his music.
Submitted by: Millie Verst
"Wanna Be Startin Somethin"
The Lyrics: I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin' I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' You Got To Be Startin' Somethin' Why: This would be a horrible ring tone to have when you're being mugged.
Submitted by: Celeste
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