Fun Music Information -> J.lo

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Why the Name is Stupid:

Sorry, Jen, but just cause you change your name doesn't mean that people will change their opinion of you. Submitted by: Danielle
Sounds like Jell-O. I guess there's always room for a performer named Jell-O...I mean, J-Lo! Submitted by: Vic George
...and we'll call Alanis Morisette A-Mo, Elton John E-Jo, Janet Jackson J-Ja...come on, Jennifer! Submitted by: Unicorn

Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Jennifer Lopez. Submitted by: Dutchgirl

New Band Names:

New Name	Why It's Better	Submitter Name
Jell-O	Abbreviating her name makes me think of Jello.	Mr. Critic

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Jenny from the Rock"	"Jenny from the Block"	Poodley
"Jenny Been Around the Block"	"Jenny From the Block"	T
"jenny smokin' pot"	"jenny from the block"	bec
"I want a ring!"	"love dont cost a thing"	me?
"love does cost a thing"	"love don't cost a thing"	willis
There are additional new song names available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Get Right"	"Get Wrong"	The Aliens
"Jenny From The Block"	"Jenny From The Corner"	K-Bear
"Jenny From the Block"	"Weebl's Song"	SpongeBob SquarePants's Lady Friend
"Jenny From The Block (radio Edit)"	"Looking At The Clock (idlegit Edit)"	Jim A
"Jenny From The Block"	"Smoke Alot Of Pot"	Li'l Riss & SiLLy BoNeZ
"Jenny From The Block"	"Jenny Gets Around The Block"	Krooked K
"Jenny From the Block"	"Combination Lock (No LOX Rap)"	lebeiW15
"Jenny from the Block"	"Terry from a Box"	cosmic and princess cherry bomb
"Jenny from the Block"	"Saddam from Iraq"	Lily McG
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"	"My Love Just Cost 10 Cents"	Lil Jen

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Gangster Lovin' Eve	My Love Don't Cost A Thing J-Lo	My Gangster Lovin' Don't Cost A thing	GhEtTo JoHn

Funny Lyrics:

"Jenny from the Block"

The Funny Lyrics:

'Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block'

Why They're Funny:

This is about the most insincere lyric ever, but it's also funny cause in the video she's covered in jewellery, dressed in a fur coat, frolicking on a yacht with Ben Affleck, being persoanlly trained, photgraphed...need I go on?

Submitted by: Beryl

"All I Have"

The Funny Lyrics:

So much time you wasted
That's why I had to replace you

Why They're Funny:

apart from making a man seem like a battery or something to be swapped jenny got her voice and her self to sound and seem brainless down to a t in that piece of the video

Submitted by: sari

Insincere Lyrics:

"My Love Don't Cost A Thing"

The Insincere Lyrics:

My love don't cost a thing

Why They're Insincere:

Awful lot of gold she's wearing for her love not to cost a thing. And her clothes, and the fact she is dancing on a tropical island.

Submitted by: cc

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Jenny From The Block"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

don't be fooled by the rocks that i got im still, im still jenny from the block.

Why They're Inappropriate:

if the song is about you being 'from the block',then why didnt you do the video for the song in 'the block'. it was set on a beach and a luxourious boat. to me it seemed like the video was anotha way of you sayin to the block:

Submitted by: kinky jane

"My Love Don't Cost A Thing "

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

Think i'm gonna drive your Benz, i won't.
If i gotta floss, i got my own

Why They're Inappropriate:

Floss!?! nothing to do with the song!!

Submitted by: Lexi Smith