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Kiss (Sung by Peter Criss), KISSQuotes:
"The photographer for the album cover shoot thought KISS were literally clowns and wanted to put balloons behind the band" - from Wikipedia regarding the first album cover design Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
| "You could have put a naked picture of my wife on the cover of "Unmasked" and it still wouldn't have sold any better than it did." - Peter Criss of Kiss, referring to the legendary flop record, "Unmasked" Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
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Jokes:
What is flowers do you bring to a kiss concert two-lips Submitted by: Petra esparza
| What do you call a person wearing kiss makeup? a person wearing kiss makeup Submitted by: kef
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Band Name Origins:
- Acording to people in the South, it was "Knights In Satan's Service". They said that to get people away from the evils of rock 'n' roll. But Paul Stanley said it stood for "Keep It Simple, Stupid". And in there music they do keep it simple. So I'll believe Paul on this one. Submitted by: Peanuts
- KISS is an acronym for: Knights in Satan's Service. So I guess the fans who call themselves members of the "KISS Army" are Knights as well. Submitted by: domo
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Knights In Satan's Service. Submitted by: Jack Mahogoff
Known informally as: The Hottest Band In The World. Submitted by: Hardrock
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Kiss Meets The Phantom Of The Park" | This movie was horrible. - G |
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Calling Dr Love" | Lyrics contain: "and the first step is a kiss" - GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Love Theme From Kiss" | Instrumental, featured on the band's debut album (self-titled). - GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Kissin' Time" | Though this song was a cover, I think it still counts... - GlamRockNinjaLord |
Better Off Solo?:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Peter Criss" | "His solo stuff sounds like the Grateful Dead. I enjoy it and though I wouldn't say it's better than KISS, I would say Peter seems a lot happier!" | - GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Ace Frehley" | "The only Kiss member to have a hit single from his solo album("New York Groove"). All four members had a solo album released simultaneously in 1978. (He also formed Frehley's Comets in 1982 after he left KISS.)" | - rocky |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "The Oath" | The only Kiss song I'm aware of with lyrics that don't contain the title: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/kiss/theoath.html - Greg |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Hug | What we get after a kiss. | Rock Maninoff |
| Smooch | These words mean the same thing. | Rock Maninoff |
| Miss | Stands for Misers In Sellout Status. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| Keep It Simple Stupid | Real acronym, but it doesn't pertain to the band. | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Bliss | Big-time losers in sell-out status | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Let's Put The Hex In Sex" | "Let's Put The "X" In Sex" | Marge Pegram |
| "Let's Put The Pecs In Sex" | "Let's Put The "X" In Sex" | Marge Pegram |
| "Texting Dr. Love" | "Calling Dr. Love" | Rocky |
| "Tweeting Dr. Love" | "Calling Dr. Love" | Kiss Fanatick |
| "Twittering Dr. Love" | "Calling Dr. Love" | Kiss Fanatick |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Let's Put The X In Sex," | "THE X" is already there; One could add a second X | Heather Brockwell |
| "God Of Thunder," | A god of thunder doesn't exist. | Opie M. |
| "A World Without Heroes," | There are plenty of heroes. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Christine Sixteen," | "Sixteen" is no one's real surname. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Flaming Youth," | I doubt all young people are on fire! | GlamRockNinjaLord |
There are additional Kiss literally impossible song titles available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "What Was I Made For?," Billie Eilish | "I Was Made For Loving You," Kiss | |
| "Teacher," Jethro Tull | "Mr. Blackwell," Kiss | |
| "Lovin' You," Minnie Riperton | "I Was Made For Lovin' You," Kiss | |
| "Who's That Girl?," Eurythmics | "Shandi," Kiss | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Heaven's On Fir" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Candy Welty
"Heaven's On Ire" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Candy Welty
"Shut It Out Loud" originally "Shout It Out Loud"
Carolyn Morgenstern
"Kissin' Tim" originally "Kissin' Time"
Candy Welty
"Kissin' Tie" originally "Kissin' Time"
Candy Welty
There are additional Kiss song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Let's Punt The X In Sex" originally "Let's Put The X In Sex"
No X (in any word) would make a good football!
Amber Penn
"Let's Putt The X In Sex" originally "Let's Put The X In Sex"
No X (in any word) would make a good golf ball!
Amber Penn
"Let's Pout The X In Sex" originally "Let's Put The X In Sex"
Pout that sex ought to be just "se"?
Amber Penn
"Let's Put The Xu In Sex" originally "Let's Put The X In Sex"
Xu = a Vietnamese monetary unit
Amber Penn
"Let's Put The Xi In Sex" originally "Let's Put The X In Sex"
How would one put a Greek letter in sex?
Amber Penn
There are additional Kiss song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Heaven's On File" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Candy Welty
"Heaven's On Tire" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Candy Welty
"Heaver's On Fire" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Candy Welty
"Heaven's In Fire" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Candy Welty
"Heaven's On Sire" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Candy Welty
There are additional Kiss song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Feb 23
a parody of "Calling Dr. Love" by Kiss
This song is about a guy who gets a prostate exam.
YouTube: (MP3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Rock And Roll All Nite" | "Star On Amiright" | eeL deaL |
| "Love Gun" | "They Worship Guns" | eel deal |
| "I Was Made For Lovin You" | "I Was Made For Ending You." | Monstermaster13 |
| "Beth" | "Breath" | zvoidx |
| "Detroit Rock City" | "Sonic Rock City" | Dylan Baranski |
| "Strutter" | "Putter" | aortiz |
| "Calling Dr. Love" | "Calling Dr. Phil" | Chris Caillouet |
| "Black Diamond" | "Red Velvet" | Chris Caillouet |
| "100,000 Years" | "100 Weight Watchiers" | Chris Caillouet |
| "Deuce" | "Mousse" | Chris Caillouet |
There are additional Kiss song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Hotter Than Hell | Hooters | Kerry |
| I'll Fight Hell to Hold You | Daria's Inferno Videogame (PC) | Brandon Reina |
| I'll Fight Hell To Hold You | Dante's Inferno Videogame | Vic George |
| Calling Dr. Love | Phones | Travis |
| Detroit Rock City | 'Drink, Don't Drive' PSA | Worawat |
| There are additional Kiss commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Crazy Nights | Night time shifts at a mental institution | Indra.v |
| Shout It Out Loud | Tourette's Anonymous | Masta_Fry_Wad |
| Cold Gin | Liquor Store | ace_frehleyNWK |
| (I Wanna) Rock N Roll All Night | Sex Addiction Helpline | Matt |
| Young and Wasted | SADD | HarryMay |
| There are additional Kiss on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| One Of These Nights Eagles | Crazy Crazy Nights Kiss | One Of These Crazy Crazy Nights | Ariane |
| Vienna Calling Falco | Calling Doctor Love Kiss | Vienna Calling Doctor Love | Rock Maninoff |
| London Calling The Clash | Calling Doctor Love Kiss | London Calling Doctor Love | Raphael |
| A World Without Love Peter & Gordon | A World Without Heroes Kiss | A World Without Love Heroes | Misty Downham |
| There are additional Kiss duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Wet Wet Wet Kiss
Wet Wet Wet combined with Kiss
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Poison Kiss
Poison combined with Kiss
More like the kiss of death.
Submitted By: Red Ant
Kiss of Leon
Kiss combined with Kings of Leon
Submitted By: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Kiss The Cheetah Girls
Kiss combined with The Cheetah Girls
Submitted By: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There are additional Kiss Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics: I wanna rock and roll all night And potty every day
Original Lyrics: I wanna rock and roll all night And party every day.
| "Calling Dr. Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Carmen Sandiego
Original Lyrics: Calling Dr. Love
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"I Was Made for Lovin' You"
Misheard Lyrics: Can't you get in love with me?
Original Lyrics: Can't you get enough of me?
| "Christine Sixteen"
Misheard Lyrics: Christine 6th St
Original Lyrics: Christine Sixteen
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics: I wanna rock and roll all night And potty every day
Original Lyrics: I wanna rock and roll all night And party every day.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Beagle What KISS song mentions regular bowel movements? |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Unholy"
Better Lyrics:
the Holy Land looks so unholy
Original Lyrics:
that's why you're feeling so unholy
Submitted by: eeL deaL
"Crazy Crazy Nights"
Better Lyrics:
I'm a crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy guy
And I'm writing crackfic all day and all night
And I'm writing crackfic all day and all night
Original Lyrics:
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"God Gave Rock and Roll to You II"
Better Lyrics:
God gave gay mating to you, gave gay mating to you
Gave gay mating to everyone (oh yeah)
God gave gay mating to you, gave gay mating to you
Put it in the genes of everyone
Gave gay mating to everyone (oh yeah)
God gave gay mating to you, gave gay mating to you
Put it in the genes of everyone
Original Lyrics:
God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you
Gave rock and roll to everyone (oh yeah)
God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you
Put it in the soul of everyone
Gave rock and roll to everyone (oh yeah)
God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you
Put it in the soul of everyone
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"C'mon And Love Me"
The Funny Lyrics: She's a dancer, a romancer I'm a Capricorn and she's a Cancer
Why They're Funny: Well, they say it all about Kiss
Submitted by: Calibrator
| "Take Me"
The Funny Lyrics: Put your hand in pocket, grap on to my rocket.
Why They're Funny: No comments! Hehehe....
Submitted by: Kiss Girl
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Rock And Roll All Night"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I want to rock and roll all night
and party every day Why They're Repetitive: Think of how many times they've had to sing this line over and over again. Even when they've had hangovers.
Submitted by: Stlopez
| "Hide Your Heart"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Na na na na,
hey hey hey, doo doo doo doo doo do do do doo Why They're Repetitive: Good song, but waaaay to many na na's and doo doo's
Submitted by: MacIver
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Partners In Crime"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: You're sweeter than a beauty queen
Darker than a limousine Leafy girls will make you feel right Why They're Nonsensical: What the heck is a leafy girl?
Submitted by: Chani
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"C'mon And Love Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Im a man, ain't no baby, your lookin every inch a lady
your good lookin and your lookin like you should be good Why They're Misrhymed: The only line of the song that dosen't rhyme
Submitted by: Cody
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Anyway You Slice It"
The Dirty Lyrics: why settle for second when you can have the best, let me be your king bee, i want your hornets nest
Why They're Dirty: do i have to say
Submitted by: lenny moses
| "Gimme More"
The Dirty Lyrics: like a dog to a bone, i can make you sweat, i can make you moan, love so sweet, so insane, so come on and lick my candy cane.
Why They're Dirty: lick my candy cane
Submitted by: lenny moses
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Hooligan "
The Lyrics: I got a 35' Chevy on a '55 frame
Product Brand Name: Chevrolet trucks
Submitted by: Dom
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"She"
Opening Lines: She walks by moonlight, no one really knows.
Comments: Submitted by: Vic George
| "Hotter Than Hell"
Opening Lines: She looked good, she looked hotter than hell, all dressed in satins and lace.
Comments: Besides the "come on", this is what this song opens with.
Submitted by: Vic George
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Song Title Space Change:
"Kiss In Time" originally "Kissin' Time"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Heaven Son Fire" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Submitted by: Peter
Song Title Anagrams:
"Heaven's No Fire" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"One's Heaven Fir" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Reins Of Heaven" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Tote Iris" originally "Rise To It"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Site Riot" originally "Rise To It"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Kiss Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Kissin' Time"
The Lyrics: Come on Charlotte
Wake up San Diego, Milwaukee, Miami Put your two lips together and kiss We're kissin' in Cleveland, and Cincinnatti too Way out in Chicago, I'll tell you what to do They party all over, even in St. Lou So baby get ready and I'll be kissin' you [later...] We're kissin' in Dallas And Philly's goin' wild So let's Kiss Atlanta, ho You know we'll make it smile We love the women Way down in Tennessee So baby come on now and start a-kissin' me Kiss all of Seattle, LA to Baltimore You know we been kissin' in 'Frisco, so lets kiss some more Let's do it in Detroit, they all know the score So baby, oh baby, what are we waitin' for Why: Charlotte, NC; San Diego, CA; Milwaukee, WI; Miami, FL; Cleveland, OH; Cincinnati, OH; Chicago, IL; St. Lou (short for St. Louis, MO); Dallas, TX; Philadelphia, PA; Atlanta, GA; Tennessee is the state; Seattle, WA; L.A. (short for Los Angeles, CA); 'Frisco (short for San Francisco, CA); Detroit, MI
Submitted by: Mickey D.
| "Detroit Rock City"
The Lyrics: Get up
Everybodys gonna move their feet Get down Everybodys gonna leave their seat You gotta lose your mind in detroit rock city Why: Because Detroit, MI is named.
Submitted by: Carolyn
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Songs That Are Banned:
"Detroit Rock City (Album Version)"
The original version off "Destroyer" features about a minute, minute and a half of a car starting and a bunch of other stuff before the song actually starts. None of that is ever played on the radio. The radio version is probably from best of/remix album "Double Platinum", as that version cuts straight into the song.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Rock And Roll Party" Length: 1:25
Bonus track off the album "Destroyer". Really strange.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
Song Title Acrostics:
GOT: "God of Thunder"
Submitted by: Winter Pepper
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Bust A Joy" originally "Just A Boy"
Submitted by: Roy R. Pryor
"Rock And Knoll Alright" originally "Rock And Roll All Nite"
Submitted by: H. Tim Smith
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Sick originally "Kiss"
Surprised no one thought of this yet.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
Hidden Tracks:
"Rock And Roll Party"
It is an untitled track at the end of the album Destroyer, right after "Do You Love Me". It's about 1 minute, 30 seconds long, and consists of sound effects and a choir repeating the chorus of "Great Expectations", which is another song on the same album, along with one of the KISS members repeating "We're gonna have ourselves a rock and roll party" throughout the entire track. The vocals are inaudible in the beginning, but become clearer as the track progresses.
Submitted by: Timothy
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Wearing white and black face paint."
Speaks for itself. In fact, it was a matter of notoriety that they finally performed "unmasked".
Submitted by: Tim Kramar
"Make Up"
Kiss in the 70s were well known for their full-face makeup.
Submitted by: ChuckyG
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Lipstick
So the girls can kiss me and leave marks.
Submitted by: Travis
Hershey's Kisses
Gene Simmons would spit out chocolate.
Submitted by: Rocky
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Detroit Rock City"
1999 film w/ Giuseppe Andrews and James DeBello
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
