Fun Music Information -> Neil Diamond

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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Neil Diamond & Barbra Streisand, Neil Diamond/Barbara Streisand, Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand, Neil Diamon

Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Neil Diamond. Submitted by: ApostrophePosse

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Neil Cubic ZirconiumHe seems like a fake jazz singer.MOR

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Girl, You'll Be In Woomera Soon""Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon"neptunevsmars
"Cracklin' Oat Bran""Cracklin' Rosie"SusanG
"I Am...So Dead""I Am...I Said"clokwerx

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Heartlight,"Hearts don't have lights!clokwerx

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Who Will Save Your Soul?""Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show," Neil Diamond Raphael
"President of What""America," Neil DiamondNot funny, but could be - hamburger456
"Goodbye Girl""Hello Again," Neil DiamondKathy
"Hello""Hello Again," Neil DiamondKathy
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Hell Again" originally "Hello Again"
Reese without her spoon
"Son Sung Blue" originally "Song Sung Blue"
Peter
"Ply Me" originally "Play Me"
Reese without her spoon
"Solitary Ma" originally "Solitary Man"
Peter
"Heatlight" originally "Heartlight"
Peter

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Love On The Frocks" originally "Love On The Rocks"
Alicia Sturdivant
"Love On The Crocks" originally "Love On The Rocks"
Alicia Sturdivant
"September Moron" originally "September Morn"
Reese without her spoon
"Play Mel" originally "Play Me"
Reese without her spoon
"Play Meg" originally "Play Me"
Reese without her spoon

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Love Of The Rocks" originally "Love On The Rocks"
Rachel Blattington
"Move On The Rocks" originally "Love On The Rocks"
Rachel Blattington
"Dove On The Rocks" originally "Love On The Rocks"
Rachel Blattington
"Jello Again" originally "Hello Again"
U. Carrie Oats
"Forever In Glue Jeans" originally "Forever In Blue Jeans"
If you glued your jeans on it WOULD be forever!
Mark Richardson

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Longfellow Serenade""Medieval Engineer"Doug Baseball
"September Morn""September Games"Doug Baseball
"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon""Churl, I'll Have Your Woman Soon"Michael Pacholek
"America""Erotica"Rex Ungericht
"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show""Brother Hate's Babbling Damnation Show"John A. Barry
"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon""Churl, You'll Be a Woman Loon"John A. Barry
"Crackin' Rosie""Crack In Rosie"Merry & Pippin
"Solitary Man""Missionary Man"Stan Hall
"Sweet Caroline""Cheap Car 'O Mine"Dee Range
"Cracklin Rose""Spocklin Holes"Joe Haynes

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
AmericaDepartment of Immigrationjorge
Hello AgainPhone company/discount long-distanceIngeborg S. Nordén
Play MeMusical Instrument DealerMarilyn Westbury
HeartlightAsperin/Cardizem CQold
Song Sung BlueSelsun Blue dandruff shampooBarbara Ann

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Hello AgainTelephone Harrassment Report LineIngeborg S. Nordén
Forever In Blue JeansFormalwear shopMartha Irvin
Solitary ManDating AgencyFussBudgetVanPelt

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Love Is Like A Butterfly
   Dolly Parton
Love On The Rocks
   Neil Diamond
Love Is Like A Butterfly On The Rocks
Marge Pegram
Love Potion Number Nine
   The Clovers
Love On The Rocks
   Neil Diamond
Love Potion Number Nine On The Rocks
Marge Pegram
29 Palms
   Robert Plant
Cracklin' Rosie
   Neil Diamond
29 Cracklin' Rosie Palms
Just how many of THOSE does he have?
nasty
I Am The Walrus
   The Beatles
I Am, I Said
   Neil Diamond
I Am The Walrus, I Said
Listen to me, I won't say it again!
Martha Hankins
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Diamond-Reo Speedwagon
Neil Diamond combined with REO Speedwagon
The REO Motor car company merged with Diamond T trucks in 1967 to become Diamond-Reo Trucks Inc. (Reo is the correct capitalization for Diamond-Reo)
Submitted By: Dylan Baranski
Diamond Jewel
Neil Diamond combined with Jewel
Submitted By: MOR

Misheard Lyrics:

"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's God's poor roof
Original Lyrics:
And that gospel group
"Cherry Cherry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got the Western movement yeah
Original Lyrics:
She's got the way to move me Cherry
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl with a glass for an eye,
but it's alright.
Original Lyrics:
God if it lasts for an hour,
that's all right.
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taco supreme but don't ask no questions, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Find us a dream that don't asks no questions, yeah.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
For Reverend Blue James, babe.
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans, babe.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Dave

I heard a friend singing it like this; and our group couldn't get over it. We laughed our heads off. He knew it as this for about 14 years.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Solitary Man"
Better Lyrics:
I'm one of the few who will stand proud and say loud:
'Here am I - Sterile Guy!'
I'm lookin' so sharp in my new three-piece pinstripe
Hazmat suit-- Ain't it cute?!?
Don't give me no pills, but until no-one sneezes
Here in my face with their nasty diseases
I'll be what I am:

A sanitary man
Sanitary man
Sanitary man...
Original Lyrics:
I've had it to here - being where love's a small world
A part time thing, A paper ring
I know it's been done havin' one girl who loves you
Right or wrong, weak or strong
Don't know that I will, but until I can find me
A girl who'll stay and won't play games behind me
I'll be what I am
A solitary man
Solitary man
Solitary man
Submitted by: hec
"Play Me"
Better Lyrics:
It was morning, I met her last evening
Today I woke up to find her lying
Beside me in bed. I softly said, 'I love you.'
For I've been lonely, in need of someone
She is the one, she belongs right here
And now she stirs, and my eyes meet hers
And she tells me
'You are a john, I turned a trick
My work is done, you make me sick
Pay me'
Original Lyrics:
She was morning and I was night time
I one day woke up to find her lying
Beside my bed I softly said 'Come take me'
For I've been lonely In need of someone
As though I'd done someone wrong somewhere
I don't know where
I don't know where Come lately
You are the sun, I am the moon
You are the words, I am the tune
Play me
Submitted by: Rick Cormier

Funny Lyrics:

"Porcupine Pie"
The Funny Lyrics:
Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
Don’t let it get on your jeans And though it sounds a little strange
Well, you gotta eat it with gloves
Or your hands will turn green
Why They're Funny:
Apart from 'porcupine pie' being a fairly amusing concept by itself the whole song is just plain daft!
Submitted by: Ollie
"I Am...I Said"
The Funny Lyrics:
I am I said To no one there
and no one heard at all, not even the chair.
Why They're Funny:
Boy ole Neil was really stretching for a rhyme that day. I mean, does his chair normally perk up its ears when he declares his existence? It must be comforting for Neil to believe in a sentient race of anthropomorphic chairs, especially when he's struggling with his own existence so. But personally I think it would have been more characteristic and possibly more colorful and authentic if he had just said 'Not even my flares'.....Oh I know it's not nice to poke fun at Neil but he is *such* an easy target!
Submitted by: Leslie Copeland

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Sweet Caroline"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Sweet Caroline (bum bum bum)
Good times never seemed so good...
Why They're Repetitive:
Well, that's pretty deep Neil. Good times are good. Perhaps a thesaurus would have aided you on your quest for synonyms? Or...did you forget you already used the word? Why? Why did you write something that bad?
Submitted by: Kae
 

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Susainne"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
He said all men are sailors then until the sea shall free them
Why They're Nonsensical:
The sea can't free people from being sailors
Submitted by: Evan
"If You Know What I Mean"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And the radio played like a carnival tune
As we lay in our bed in the other room
When we gave it away for the sake of a dream
In a penny arcade, if you know what I mean
Why They're Nonsensical:
Uh, no, Neil. I don't.
Submitted by: DarthBrooks
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"America"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Free, only want to be free we huddle close, hang on to a dream On the boats and on the planes they're coming to America
Why They're Inappropriate:
I understand what these lyrics mean they've just always came across as racist in a way the way there sang if you listen to the song, think about it, on the boats and on the planes, they're comin to america, I love my country but it's a horrible song
Submitted by: bg_112
"Stones"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
...being lost is worth the coming home.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Shouldn't it be, 'coming home is worth being lost? The lyrics don't seem to add up. Also, what is it about the 'chair' in this song. A. Huxley would be proud.
Submitted by: JEaton

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"I'm Sayin 'I'm Sorry'"
The Lyrics:
She's sittin' up there and fumin'
She thinks I'm something inhuman
She'd rather be with Paul Newman
Who They Mention:
Paul Newman
Submitted by: Rachel Stedman
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Song Sung Blue"
Opening Lines:
Song sung blue Everybody knows one
Comments:
This was Diamond's 2nd #1 song, in 1972.
Submitted by: Peter
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Opening Lines:
Cracklin' Rosie, get on board Were gonna ride till there ain't no more to go
Comments:
Even though Neil Diamond had been having several hits going back to 1966, and even writing hits for the Pre-Fab four group known as the Monkees, it would take the year 1970 and "Cracklin' Rosie" for Diamond to have his first #1 hit on Billboard Magazine's HOT 100 charts.
Submitted by: Peter
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Play Me"
The Made Up Words:
Brang
Comments:
Neil sings, "Song she sang to me, Song she brang to me." Perhaps he should have checked his dictionary before wirting these lyrics.
Submitted by: Glenn
"Heartlight"
The Made Up Words:
Heartlight
Comments:
I couldn't find in in the dictionary linked to google.com. That is usually an indicator of a non-real word. So I assume he made it up. Hearts don't really have lights, anyway,
Submitted by: Lucinda Blair

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Play Me"
The Lyrics:
Song, she sang to me; Song, she brang to me
Why:
"Sang" is indeed the past tense of "sing", but that doesn't mean that "brang" is the past tense of "bring"
Submitted by: RJSchex
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Men In A Dildo Submitted by: Tiffany Furlong

Song Title Anagrams:

"Bugs Sung Noel" originally "Song Sung Blue"
Submitted by: Rosie Finch

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"I Am...I Said"
The Lyrics:
Well, I'm New York City born and raised
But nowadays, I'm lost between two shores.
LA's fine, but it ain't home.
New York's home but it ain't mine no more.
Why:
Refers to New York City, and to Los Angeles, California. If the Atlantic and Pacific shores of the U.S. also count as places, a reference to those could also be cited.
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
 

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Hello Again"
1987 film w/ Shelley Long & Corbin Bernsen
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
 
 
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