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Stupid Band Names:

  • I'm sorry, but this just sounds unimaginative and repulsive. Submitted by: P

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Birthday MassageWhat I mistook the name for at firstDiana Jasper

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Cover My Guise""Cover My Eyes"Nicole Velocin
"Cover My Guys""Cover My Eyes"Nicole Velocin
"Cover My Lies""Cover My Eyes"Nicole Velocin

Change a Letter:

"Cover My Dyes" originally "Cover My Eyes"

Misheard Lyrics:

Misheard Lyrics:
No more tides of new pretense
Original Lyrics:
Now that it's tired do you pretend?
Misheard Lyrics:
You're never one and the same
Original Lyrics:
You'll never want it the same
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here at the edge of town I saw her
A moon in the water
I watched from the bridges, trains passed under
My eyes full of water
Here I can see
Lakes of fun
Original Lyrics:
Out here at the edge of town I saw her
Alone on the water
I watched from the ridge as trains passed under
My eyes full of wonder
Here I can see
Lakes of fire
"Two Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frozen in the f***
Original Lyrics:
Frozen in this fog
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Happy Birthday"
The Lyrics:
I think my friend said "I hear footsteps"
I wore my black and white dress to the birthday massacre, birthday massacre, birthday
I wore my black and white dress
I think my friend said "Stick it in the back of her head"
I think my friend said "Two of them are sisters"
"I'm a murder tramp, murder tramp" I think I said
"I'm gonna bash them in, bash them in" I think he said
Then we wished them all a happy birthday
We kissed them all goodnight
Now he chases me to my room, chases me to my room, chases me
In my black and red dress
I think my friend said "Don't forget the video"
I think my friend said "Don't forget to smile"
"You're a murder tramp, murder tramp" I think he said
"You're a murder boy, birthday boy" I think I said
The song starts off with what seems to be three people (which for some reason I'm assuming are probably teenagers?) hiding, and then mentioning the colour of the dress the narrator's dress is, twice. Then it changes to one of the narrator's friends sticking something in the back of a female's head (probably a knife) and then someone mentioning that two of the murder victims were sisters. After that the friends wish them happy birthday and goodnight, and then the narrator is chased to her room by a boy (and it mentions that her dress is now blood-stained), and her other friend saying to not forget the video (which isn't explained what it is, but maybe they're going to film whatever is going to happen?) and one of the friends telling the narrator or the boy to smile, and then (presumably after they reach the narrator's room) they're taunting each other. For some reason, the song makes me think the narrator was probably raped (obviously not killed), because she isn't completely sure what everyone said because her brain might of tried to make her forget what happened, but didn't completely succeed in it? Even if it didn't result in the narrator getting raped by the birthday boy, it's still pretty creepy. Maybe the narrator is recalling a nightmare she had?
Submitted by: Remixphoenix

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Last Daze (Funland Mix)"
The Lyrics:
Come waste away now your last daze
Run/Cut/Throw/Sign away your life today
It would make more sense to be "Come waste away on your last days/daze", rather than "now". The first word of the other line in the chorus is also really hard to make out (or maybe the singer just changed it each time?) but sometimes it sounds like "Run away your life today" or even "Fun away your life today" which doesnt make sense. "Run away from your life today" would make a bit more sense, possibly, but also be impossible (unless it's supposed to be like running away from your job or duties?).
Submitted by: Remixphoenix

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