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Band Name Origins:
- All the other stories aer wrong. Tina Knowles( Beyonce's mother was in the Bible.( I don't know for what reason.) But anywho she saw the word DESTINY and under it was CHILD. Destiny Child did not sound right so they said made Destiny a possesive noun. Hence the naem of the the 12 times platinum diva star super fine ass black gurl super sexy women group.............DESTINY'S CHILD~*^~*^~*^~*^ Submitted by: Fabian
- There was a picture of the unnamed group in the Bible and on the page was the bolded word "Destiny". Because of their strong spirituality, they saw this as a sign from God and decided their band name should be Destiny. However, they realized that many bands in the past have had the name Destiny and thought their name should be a rebirth of Destiny, hence the name "Destiny's Child". Submitted by: Spice808
Why the Name is Stupid:
- It may not be that big of a deal, but it's just so annoying that it's Detsiny's Child, not Destiny's Children since there's three of them. I bet Beyonce likes to think of herself as the chid. Submitted by: Hitman
- They aren't the children of destiny and they kick people out of their group too often. And they have very annoying and repetitive songs. Submitted by: JeNNiE
Better Off Solo:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Beyonce" | "The most successful singer out of this threesome. Career started in 2002 or 2001." | - Dongquan |
| "Beyonce" | "Ever since she gone solo, she became a diva, and she's been doing good without the band." | - Sierra |
| "Beyonce" | "The sales of her solo albums speak for themselves." | - shesoul |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Density's Child | Density is an anagram of destiny. | xyz |
| Beyonce's Band | It is better b/c Beyonce is always the lead singer and she THINKS she is the best singer in the group and she isnt.I think that Michelle or Kelly should have the lead vocals from now on:)! | Jilly |
| De-nastyest Child | Because the trio almost always dresses provocatively. | oppenheim |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "(ASDA) Provider" | "(I'm A) Survivor" | nevergonnaknow |
| "Farting Women, Pt. 1" | "Independent Women, Pt. 1" | Sarah |
| "ASDA Providers" | "Survivor" | M!KEY |
| "Sloppy Kisses" | "Bootylicious" | M!KEY |
| "Dangerously Explicit" | "Dangerously In Love" | BIG MCLARGE HUGE |
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "What Would You Say?" | "Say My Name," Destiny's Child | Ferragamo |
| "Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely" | "No No No ," Destiny's Child | It seems like the appropriate response - Celeste |
| "Would I Lie To You?" | "No, No, No," Destiny's Child | Genevieve |
| "Will You Marry Me?" | "No, No, No," Destiny's Child | what Renee Z. should've told Kenny Chesney - Ramona B. |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Independent Omen" originally "Independent Women"
Roy R. Pryor
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Weight Days Of Christmas" originally "Eight Days Of Christmas"
Hard time to watch one's weight
Kris Kringle Aguilera
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Love My Breath" originally "Lose My Breath"
It's minty fresh!
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"Hasty Girl" originally "Nasty Girl"
Ingrid McCannless
"Tasty Girl" originally "Nasty Girl"
Ingrid McCannless
"Pasty Girl" originally "Nasty Girl"
Ingrid McCannless
"Right Days Of Christmas" originally "Eight Days Of Christmas"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
Song Parody Recordings:
A bulking parody of "Lose My Breath" by Destiny's Child about steroid abuse (obviously not the girls--DC would never do that:))
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Nov 19
"Independent Turkeys Part Only" by Below Average Dave
a parody of "Independent Women Part One" by Destiny's Child
A Thanksgiving parody of the Destiny's Child hit 'Independent Women' . . .Word of warning, I'm not Beyonce. Written as my first true holiday parody, a parody for Thanksgiving, though it may be the only Thanksgiving one I do, it won't likely be the last holiday parody in my life time. Special thanks to karaoke-version.com/en/ for licensing their permission to use their backing track.
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Survivor" | "Slacker" | Number K |
| "Lose My Breath" | "Bigger Chest" | Below Average Dave |
| "Lose My Breath" | "New Job As Death" | Matthias |
| "Independent Women" | "Independent Turkeys" | Below Average Dave |
| "Independent Women Part I" | "Independent Cow & Pig" | Jamaal Thomas |
| "Bootylicious" | "Chubilicious" | Below Average Dave |
| "Lose My Breath" | "Driving Test" | Friz |
| "Cater 2 U" | "Get It Yourself" | M!KEY |
| "Lose My Breath" | "P.U. Your Breath" | I Want Santa Clause |
| "Lose My Breath" | "Catch My Breath" | I Want Santa Clause |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| My Time Has Come | Funeral Home | rOrO |
| Nasty Girl | Condoms | M!KEY |
| Bootylicious | Hooters | Mike |
| Survivor | Survivor (TV show on CBS) | Freddie C. |
| Survivor | Boot Camp | Amy |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Lose My Breath | Asthma Hotline | Boom2K |
| Say My Name | Amnesia Rehab | The_Raven7 |
| Bills, Bills, Bills | IRS Tax Department | Jan |
| Get On The Bus | Bus Service | Marv |
| Bootylicious | Department of Correction | Deena |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Only Women Bleed Alice Cooper | Independent Women Destiny's Child | Only Independent Women Bleed | hybrid |
| We Are The Champions Queen | Bills, Bills, Bills Destiny's Child | The Bills Are The Champions Someday..... | John Hugar |
| 867-5309/Jenny Tommy Tutone | Bills Bills Bills Destiny's Child | Jenny's Bills Bills Bills 867-5309 beyonce's phone is missing...jenny is just a scrub??? | little john and the crazy boyz |
| No, No, No Destiny's Child | Bills, Bills, Bills Destiny's Child | No Bills, No Bills, No Bills I don't like them either!=) | edelpo |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
II Boyz Child
Destiny's Child combined with Boyz II Men
Submitted By: Pessimessed
Destiny's OutKast Child
Destiny's Child combined with OutKast
Submitted By: Rhonda Blankenship
Destiny's Jane Child
Destiny's Child combined with Jane Child
Submitted By: Joe
Misheard Lyrics:
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics: I don't think you're ready for this, really
Original Lyrics: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
| "Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics: I don't think you're ready for Destiny.
Original Lyrics: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
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"Jumpin', Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics: And their lockets full grown
Original Lyrics: And their pockets full grown.
| "Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics: I dont think you're ready for spaghetti
Original Lyrics: I don't think you're ready for this jelly
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Jumpin, Jumpin"
Misheard Lyrics: The club is full of Pakis
And their n****s f*** one. Original Lyrics: The club is full of ballas
And they pockets full grown. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Punjab Mc In a car, I thought I heard my mother sing it. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Soldier"
Better Lyrics:
Can't believe I fell down the stairway (stairway)
Must have turned my ankle the wrong way
Now I need a brace and some bengay
(And I'll elevate it when I go to sleep at night)
Must have turned my ankle the wrong way
Now I need a brace and some bengay
(And I'll elevate it when I go to sleep at night)
Original Lyrics:
We like dem boys up top from the BK (BK)
Know how to put that money three ways (Three ways)
Always ridin' big on the freeway (Freeway)
(Wit that east coast slang that us country girls be like)
Know how to put that money three ways (Three ways)
Always ridin' big on the freeway (Freeway)
(Wit that east coast slang that us country girls be like)
Submitted by: Linus Pierce
"Say My Name"
Better Lyrics:
Shave my legs
Shave my legs
They're getting long and hairy
And very very scarey
Shave my legs
They're getting long and hairy
And very very scarey
Original Lyrics:
Say my name
say my name
If no one is around you
Then say baby I love you
say my name
If no one is around you
Then say baby I love you
Submitted by: -Unknown-
"Say My Name"
Better Lyrics:
its a shame its shame
yo man is actin shady
he can't perform baby
yo man is actin shady
he can't perform baby
Original Lyrics:
say my name say my name
you actin kinda shady
Ain't calling me baby
you actin kinda shady
Ain't calling me baby
Submitted by: Lilmama05
Funny Lyrics:
"With Me"
The Funny Lyrics: Do you ever wonder when he don't come home?
who he goes to see? And why in the middle of the night he leaves you alone? He's with me! Why They're Funny: Tuttt, tutt, tutt. What is that i hear? Destiny's child stealing other womens men? And I thought they were church going ladies!!
Submitted by: Express delivery!
| "Survivor"
The Funny Lyrics: im A survivor my butts on fire went to the docter and he was A lyer smaked him with A wire through him in the dryer ran him over with A tire and im still A survivor and A lyer..... to be continued
Why They're Funny: we think this was funny and stupid at the same time...... U know like U !!!!!
Submitted by: Lisette and Janeesa
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"Say My Name"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Say my name
Why They're Repetitive: Beyonce, Michelle, Kelly. Don't you get tired of listening to their names?
Submitted by: Amy
| "Lose My Breath"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Can you keep up, baby boy
Make me lose my breath Why They're Repetitive: These just drone on and on in my head, especially by the end of the song! Whoever 'can't keep up' with these lyrics by now.
Submitted by: C20
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Survivor"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I'm a survivor
Why They're Nonsensical: Ok, girls, right. Just tell my why the helicopter comes for your rescue at the end of the song if you're such an ass-kicking hard chick group?
Submitted by: Petra
| "Bug-A-Boo"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Even if the pope said he liked you too
I don't really care cause you're a bugga boo. Why They're Nonsensical: Firstly, somehow I doubt severely this man the dc girls are lambasting would even have the chance to *get close to the Pope*, let alone get an opinion from him on whether he himself is a cool guy or not. Secondly, I guess nobody would care if he was liked by the Pope, so a 'duh!' is awarded to dc for such an insightful observation. Thirdly, was the songwriter playing with some kids in the playground while brainstorming these 'scathing' lyrics? I'm surprised the girls didn't chant 'nah-nah-nah-nah-nah' at the end of this! Talk about pathetic excuses for rhyming.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Insincere Lyrics:
"Cater 2 U"
The Insincere Lyrics: Let me help you Take off your shoes
Untie your shoestrings Take off your cufflinks (yeah) What ya wanna eat boo Let me feed you Let me run your bathwater Whatever you desire...i'll aspire Sing you a song, turn the game on I'll brush your hair.. help you put your du-rag on You want a foot rub You want a manicure Baby I'm yours I wanna cater 2 u boy Why They're Insincere: What happened to Independent Women?
Submitted by: Ruby
| "Fancy"
The Insincere Lyrics: I don't fancy you too much, child
I don't fancy you too much You think you're cute, you think you're fine You're always trying to steal my shine Get off of me, don't mess with me I won't say no names Why They're Insincere: Well, girls, after practically shouting out a basic 'screw you, we're so much better than you!' in this song to all those other members you've expelled from the group mercilessly and showing how much your heads have swelled in the process, you're correct indeed. You needn't say any names. Get over it. These girls are becoming more like a broken record each time I hear them
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"Survivor"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up
I'm not gon' stop, I'm gon' work harder Why They're Misrhymed: Even if you just go 'orrrr' at the end of each of these words they still don't rhyme. Get an education Destinys child, or is it enough to just get your tits out??
Submitted by: roxy
| "Mack"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: can you pay my bills
can you pay my automo bill Why They're Misrhymed: does this make any sense....
Submitted by: Ronisha
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"Soldier"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: '.... carries big things if you know what i mean'
Why They're Inappropriate: They have just called Army dudes that fight for their country !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by: Stevo
| "Soldier"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I need a soldier - one who's gonna stand up for me
And only carry big things if you know what I mean Why They're Inappropriate: And this is how not to do innuendoes. No, ladies, I don't know what you mean - would you mind telling me? A cheap stab at trying to be risque and clever and doesn't work out, only sounding like a really tacky line that was thrown in for the sake of rhyming...which it didn't even do there.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Survivor"
The Song Lyrics: I'm a survivor (what)
I'm gonna make it (what) I will survive (what) Keep on survivin' (what) Song They Mention: "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor
Submitted by: Cait Sith
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Bills, Bills, Bills"
The Made Up Words: "automobills"
Comments: One can deduce that these must be bills related to one's automobile. This has irritated me since the first time I heard it, and am now dismayed to find it has apparently caught on- there's even an automobills.net. Lord, help us.
Submitted by: audiophile
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Song Title Space Change:
"In Dependent Women" originally "Independent Women"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Jump In, Jump In" originally "Jumpin', Jumpin'"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Chest O' Knees Dialed originally "Destiny's Child"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
day care or church center
umm destinys sounds like a day care or curch
Submitted by: shanice
