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I once served a steak to Janis Joplin at Max's Kansas City. She was quiet and very polite. She didn't eat her steak but left a five dollar tip. - Debbie Harry Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Also known as: Debbie Harry. Submitted by: Bird69
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Deborah Harry" | "Playboy Bunny" | In the 1960's Debbie waited on tables as a Bunny at a Playboy Club in the Catskill Mountains, NY. - Union City Man |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Blandie | Calling the singer "Debbie Harry" sounds bland. | Me Again |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Island Of Lost Souls," | A soul can't be put anywhere | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "Rip Her To Shreds," | That's physically impossible. | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "Heart Of Glass," | Hearts aren't made of glass | rocky |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Rock And Roll Band," Boston | "Rapture," Blondie | |
| "Radioactive," The Firm | "Atomic," Blondie | |
| "Call Me," Blondie | "Hangin' On The Telephone," Blondie | |
| "How Can I Get In Touch With You," Jerry Butler | "Call Me," Blondie | |
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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Rapture" | "Robin" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "Call Me" | "Killing!" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Call Me" | "Call Me (Don't Text!)" | Matthias |
| "Call Me" | "Gnarly" | Below Average Dave |
| "Call Me" | "**** Me" | Phil Alexander |
| "Heart Of Glass" | "Big Fat Ass" | Invisible Boy |
| "Heart of Glass" | "Shards of Glass" | Matthias |
| "The Tide Is High" | "Imbibed Quite High" | Guy DiRito |
| "Call Me" | "Wall-E" | Agrimorfee |
| "The Tide Is High" | "Things Done While High" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
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Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Eat To The Beat | PoliGrip | Cautious Lip |
| Call Me | Telephone Companies | sybill |
| Call Me | Verizon | Caroline |
| Call Me | AT&T Long Distance | Ed |
| Hanging On The Telephone | AT&T long distance | Ed |
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Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Call me | information desk at Mental Hospital | Daniel G. |
| One Way Or Another | Stalker Hotline | MP |
| Call Me | DataTech Systems Ltd. | Charlotte |
| The Tide Is High | Florida Tourism Bureau (during hurricanes) | Big Mark |
| Bermuda Triangle Blues (Flight 45) | Any Airline Company | Genevieve |
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First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Don't Billy Currington | Call Me Blondie | Don't Call Me | Edward |
| Heart Of Gold Neil Young | Goldenrod Blondie | Heart Of Goldenrod | Edward |
| Wild At Heart Gloriana | Heart Of Glass Blondie | Wild At Heart Of Glass | Edward |
| Hell On The Heart Eric Church | Heart Of Glass Blondie | Hell On The Heart Of Glass | Edward |
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There are additional Blondie Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics: Riding high, although I'm still a little shy.
Original Lyrics: Riding high on love's true bluish light.
| "Rapture"
Misheard Lyrics: Toe to toe
Sacroiliac Original Lyrics: Toe to toe
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"Maria"
Misheard Lyrics: She's like a millionaire.
Walking on important air. Original Lyrics: She's like a millionaire
Walking on imported air. | "Pretty Baby"
Misheard Lyrics: In Sen-Sen Peppermints
Original Lyrics: Incense and peppermints
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"Pretty Baby"
Misheard Lyrics: In Sen-Sen Peppermints
Original Lyrics: Incense and peppermints
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Story about this misheard lyric by: John in Tronna Hey, even Billy Joel sang about a mint called Sen-Sen. |
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"The Attack Of The Giant Ants"
The Funny Lyrics: Giant ants from space
Snuff the human race Then they eat your face Never leave a trace Why They're Funny: Haha, giant ants. Plus the song pauses for a cool sound effects moment. This song always cracks me up.
Submitted by: highfive
| "Rapture"
The Funny Lyrics: Cause the man from Mars, Stopped eatin' cars,
And eatin' bars, And now he only eats guitars, Get up! Why They're Funny: Why freestyle with your brain, when you can freestyle without it?...
Submitted by: Hawk of Sweden
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"Atomic"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Aha, make me tonight,
make it right, make it magnificent. Oh, your hair is beautiful. Atomic. Why They're Repetitive: That 3 lines is pretty much all that happens in the song. On the other hand, that's 3 more intelligible lines than the average 70s song has. Huh? Yeah, that's why I said 'intelligible'. Didn't claim they made sense, did I?
Submitted by: Singularity
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"Call Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Color me your color baby, color me your car.
Why They're Nonsensical: Huh? How does that work? What is that even supposed to mean? You can't color someone your car. Unless they mean a metallic paint color which still doesn't make any sense. Furthermore why would you even want to?! Could also go under funny lyrics because it's so ridiculous.
Submitted by: Edward
| "Rapture"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Flash is fast
Flash is cool Francois c'est pas flashe non due Why They're Nonsensical: 'Francois c'est pas flash non due'. Is it supposed to be French?? Take it from a Montreal's French dude, those lyrics don't mean a thing. Next time, try Berlitz, members of Blondie! But wait... maybe it was in yiddish?? or in orang-utang??
Submitted by: I aint sayin
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"Rip Her To Shreds"
The Insulting Lyrics: She thinks she's Brenda Starr
Her nosejob is real atomic All she needs is a long knife scar Why They're Insulting: Ooooh, Deborah Harry really hit below the belt with this one! If I was a rich woman, I'd definitely be insulted if someone compared me to a petty comic strip, insulted my nosejob, and then suggested that I be injured! But I'm not rich, and I love the song.
Submitted by: Cat
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"Little Girl Lies"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: He loves her so much, he don't wanna lose her And there's no other girl he likes to ball better
Why They're Inappropriate: its kinda obvious and i didnt catch this little line for awhile but when i did, i burst out laughing!
Submitted by: Ben L.
| "The Tide Is High"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: The tide is high but I'm holding on.
I'm gonna be your number one. I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that, Oh, nooooo! Why They're Inappropriate: Sounds like the words of a stalker!
Submitted by: Twila Paris Hilton
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"You Look Good in Blue"
The Dirty Lyrics: I'll give you some head And shoulders to cry on.
Why They're Dirty: A not-so-subtle pun.
Submitted by: Jonathan M
| "Picture This"
The Dirty Lyrics: I will give you my finest hour,
the one I spent watching you shower. Why They're Dirty: I was listening to the vinyl LP of Paralell Lines and laughed like hell, when these lyrics came up.
Submitted by: RT
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"Rapture"
The Lyrics: You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too.
Mercurys and Subarus. Product Brand Name: Cadillacs, Lincolns, Mercurys, and Subarus, all cars.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"The Tide Is High"
Opening Lines: The tide is high, But I'm holding on.
Comments: The third #1 for Blondie was released in the fall of 1980 (it was #1 song for two weeks in January 1981) and was taken from the "Autoamerican" album (the slightly later #1 hit "Rapture" would also be taken from this album). It was actually a remake of a minor 1967 UK hit by the Jamiacan group The Paragons (John Holt the lead singer of The Paragons wrote the song). The all female group, Atomic Kitten would have a 2002 UK hit with "The Tide Is High" which was more pop than Blondie's version, but much of Atomic Kitten's version is borrowed from Blondie's version.
Submitted by: Peter
| "Heart Of Glass"
Opening Lines: Once I had a love and it was gas, Soon turned out had a heart of glass.
Comments: "Heart Of Glass" was the group, Blondie's first #1 single back in 1979. Although, it was a #1 tune, it was met with much controversy. Up until the release of this tune that blended both the popular at the time, disco, with the less popular but rock critics darling punk and the up and coming new wave, no punk or new wave group would attempt what Blondie had done. A matter of fact, it was seemingly a hard and fast rule that no group with it's roots in punk (and with punk audiences, it was sort of considered a sacrilege amonst punk artists and fans) would ever attempt a disco tune. Blondie though decided to go ahead and do so, and obviously did quite well with mixing the genres. Unfortunately for a while it seemed to alienate them from the punk fans that had originally supported them. But Blondie was paving the way for the more popular new wave of the early 1980's and alternative rock sounds of the 1990's and beyond with "Heart Of Glass" and adventually even the hardcore punk fans of the time would realize that Blondie was onto something that needed to be done. The song and the originally "studio performance" (they weren't even performing though and were lip synching to the recording -- and that is obvious) video was released on the "Parallel Lines" album back in the fall of 1978. When it started to become more popular on disco dance floors, the group Blondie cut another video of "Heart Of Glass" (with the sound improved) that is a very historic look at the night life of New York city in the late 1970's. The second video starts with a very cool aerial camera nighttime view of the World Trade Center (destroyed on 9/11/2001). It then scans over some of the city streets, including passing by "The Ed Sullivan Theatre", and then takes us inside of the old "Studio 54" Disco where Blondie is onstage "performing" (again if you take a close look they are not performing, since they are playing with their instruments and a disco ball and the electric guitars, keyboards, drums and even lead singer Debbie Harry's microphone is not plugged in, and there was also no audience in the video -- "Studio 54" was actually closed for the shooting of the video). After Blondie performs the tune, and Debbie Harry sings her last note, there was one last nighttime aerial shot of the World Trade Center.
Submitted by: Peter
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"The Tide Is High"
The Lyrics: The tide is high but I'm holding on,
I'm gonna be your number one. I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that, Oh, no__________! Why: Sounds like the words of a stalker.
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
| "Rip Her To Shreds!"
The Lyrics: The whole song, but especially the title and this line: "All she needs is an old knife scar!"
Why: It's really violent and threatening!
Submitted by: Sarah
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"Rapture"
The Lyrics: Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do
Why: It's allegedly French for: Francois says, "He doesn't do flash." But I came up empty on the Dictionary.com/translate, so it might have been made-up to sound French.
Submitted by: Blackie
| "Denis"
The Lyrics: Denis, Denis, avec tes yeux si bleus
Denis, Denis, quand j'ai peche pour deux Denis, Denis, pour un baiser d'eternite Denis, Denis, je suis folle de toi Denis, Denis, embrasse moi ce soir Denis, Denis, pour un baiser d'eternite Why: The first and fourth lines of the verse sung in French are roughly equal to the lines "With your eyes so blue" and "I've got a crush on you" earlier in the song.
Submitted by: Dave
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