Fun Music Information -> Crystal Gayle

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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Brenda Gail Webb. Submitted by: crazydon

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue,"I thinks she means blue as in sad! crazydon
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue,"You can't change your eye color!crazydon

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue""That's The Way I've Always Heard It Should Be," Carly SimonWendy Torrance

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Why Have You Left The Bone You Left Me For" originally "Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For"
Arlene Titshaw
"Why Have You Left The One You Left Men For" originally "Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For"
Arlene Titshaw

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blur" originally "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
Eva Cave
"Who Have You Left The One You Left Me For" originally "Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For"
Arlene Titshaw
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Glue" originally "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
Sick Of Britney
"Don't It Wake My Brown Eyes Blue" originally "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
Eye color that changes while you sleep?
Sick Of Britney
"Don't It Make My Brown Dyes Blue" originally "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
Courtney Mears

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue""Don't You Make Ol' Brown Eyes, Glue"Alvin Rhodes
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue""Don't It Make That (Gordon) Brown Guy Blue"Wendy Christopher
"Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For?""Why Has She Left, Your Old Attention Whore?"Sarcastic Paranoid
"I'll Get Over You""I'll Get Scooby Doo"Michael McVey
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue""Don't It Make My Red State Blue"Michael Pacholek
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue""Donuts Made My Small Ass Huge"Malcolm Higgins
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue""Wait Until The French Fries Cool"Tim Mayfield
"Another World""We Want The Mets"Jay Jianoran
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue""Why'd You Make My Brown Eye Blue?"Guy DiRito
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?""Can You Make My Red Eyes Blue?"MasonR

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes BlueTinted/colored contact lensesEd
Wrong Road AgainTravel Guides/MapsDa Phoenix
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes BlueColored Contactskelli

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Talking In Your SleepSleep ClinicDa Phoenix
Wrong Road AgainTravel AgencyDa Phoenix
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes BlueKate Bosworth Fan ClubRoy R. Pryor
Talking In Your SleepSleep ClinicDa Phoenix
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?LASIK Surgeryandie
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Hell's Bells
   AC/DC
Silver Bells
   Crystal Gayle
Hell's Silver Bells
Donna Rand Blitzen
Somebody's Somebody
   Christina Aguilera
Somebody Loves You
   Crystal Gayle
Somebody's Somebody Loves You
Da Phoenix
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
   Crystal Gayle
Bloodshot Eyes
   Pat Benatar
Don't It Make My Brown Bloodshot Eyes Blue
Quick, put your sunglasses back on!
Ed
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?
   Crystal Gayle
Behind Blue Eyes
   The Who
Don't It Make My Behind Brown And My Eyes Blue?
Amanda Seever
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donuts make my brown eyes blue.
Original Lyrics:
Don't it make my brown eyes blue?
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonads make my brown eyes blue.
Original Lyrics:
Don't it make my brown eyes blue?
"Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Has she heard like me that diamond door?
or
Has she heard like me that bam-bam door?
Original Lyrics:
Has she heard like me that slamming door?
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***in' in a winter wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
Walkin' in a winter wonderland
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donuts make my brown eyes blue.
Original Lyrics:
Don't it make my brown eyes blue?

Story about this misheard lyric by: Ann R

My husband is somewhat hard of hearing. This song came on the radio; and he was singing along. After hearing this chorus a couple times to make sure what he was singing, he told me this.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"Why Have You Left the One You Left Me For"
The Insincere Lyrics:
You don't have to tell me
And I won't ask again
Why They're Insincere:
Right after those two lines, she immediately does ask again: 'Why have you left the one you left me for?'
Submitted by: Da Phoenix
 

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For?"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Why have you left the one you left me for?
Why They're Inappropriate:
In general, I like Crystal Gayle, but this song is just crass! Like, what concern of hers is this question? Sounds like she's stalking an ex-lover.
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Why Have You Left the One You Left Me For"
Opening Lines:
Why have you left the one you left me for?
Comments:
Submitted by: Erin
 

Band Name Anagrams:

A Salty Clergy Submitted by: Bridget Andrews
Greatly Scaly Submitted by: Bridget Andrews

Names as a Word Bank:

Carl let a cagy gal yell at a rat sty. Submitted by: Amber Wayland
Hope that served some purpose.

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