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Fun Music Information -> Crystal Gayle
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Brenda Gail Webb. Submitted by: crazydon
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Vril Horsetail. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Your Old Cold Soldier" | "Your Old Cold Shoulder" | Linda Radnil |
| "Cure Old Cold Shoulder" | "Your Old Cold Shoulder" | Linda Radnil |
| "Nobody Wants To Be A Clone" | "Nobody Wants To Be Alone" | Emily Lime |
| "Pure Old Cold Shoulder" | "Your Old Cold Shoulder" | Linda Radnil |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Me Against The Night," | One can't fight a night or lean against it. | Paula Bland |
| "Nobody Wants To Be Alone," | Some people do. | Jake |
| "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue," | I thinks she means blue as in sad! | Papa Rotzi |
| "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue," | You can't change your eye color! | crazydon |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Brown Eyed Girl," Van Morrison | "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?," Crystal Gayle | |
| "Hello Again," The Cars | "It's Like We Never Said Goodbye," Crystal Gayle | |
| "24 Boyfriends," Dee Clark | "Too Many Lovers," Crystal Gayle | |
| "37 Men," Sunny Day | "Too Many Lovers," Crystal Gayle | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Too Many Loves" originally "Too Many Lovers"
Wendy Torrance
"Wrong Rod Again" originally "Wrong Road Again"
Lefty Lucy
"To Many Lovers" originally "Too Many Lovers"
same sound, different meaning
Anne
"The Blue Sid" originally "The Blue Side"
Candy Welty
"Ready For The Ties To Get Better" originally "Ready For The Times To Get Better"
Candy Welty
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Me Against The Knight" originally "Me Against The Night"
Crystal Gayle competes in a jousting tournament?
Edward
"Too Mangy Lovers" originally "Too Many Lovers"
Karen Smith
"The Blue Slide" originally "The Blue Side"
Candy Welty
"Everybody's Preaching Out To Someone" originally "Everybody's Reaching Out To Someone"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Why Have You Left The Bone You Left Me For" originally "Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For"
Arlene Titshaw
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Half The Wag" originally "Half The Way"
Yvette Bristle
"Half The Cay" originally "Half The Way"
Yvette Bristle
"Half The Ray" originally "Half The Way"
Yvette Bristle
"Halt The Way" originally "Half The Way"
Yvette Bristle
"Half The Wad" originally "Half The Way"
Yvette Bristle
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Don't it Make Your Brown Eyes Blue" | "Need to Make Those Blue States Red" | William Little |
| "Don't It Make Your Brown Eyes Blue" | "Don't You Make My Red State Blue" | Walt Conner |
| "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" | "Shouldn't I Have Brown Eyes, Too?" | Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran |
| "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" | "When I Turn My Blue Eyes Green" | Warren Baker |
| "Don't it Make Your Brown Eyes Blue" | "Don't He Make Your Red State Blue" | Owenbama |
| "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" | "Don't You Make Ol' Brown Eyes, Glue" | Alvin Rhodes |
| "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" | "Don't It Make That (Gordon) Brown Guy Blue" | Wendy Christopher |
| "Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For?" | "Why Has She Left, Your Old Attention Whore?" | Sarcastic Paranoid |
| "I'll Get Over You" | "I'll Get Scooby Doo" | Michael McVey |
| "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" | "Don't It Make My Red State Blue" | Michael Pacholek |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue | Tinted/colored contact lenses | Ed |
| Wrong Road Again | Travel Guides/Maps | Da Phoenix |
| Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue | Colored Contacts | kelli |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Talking In Your Sleep | Sleep Clinic | Da Phoenix |
| Wrong Road Again | Travel Agency | Da Phoenix |
| Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue | Kate Bosworth Fan Club | Roy R. Pryor |
| Talking In Your Sleep | Sleep Clinic | Da Phoenix |
| Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue? | LASIK Surgery | andie |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Let Me Be The River Willie Nile | River Road Crystal Gayle | Let Me Be The River Road | Gretchen Wieners |
| Hell's Bells AC/DC | Silver Bells Crystal Gayle | Hell's Silver Bells | Donna Rand Blitzen |
| Somebody's Somebody Christina Aguilera | Somebody Loves You Crystal Gayle | Somebody's Somebody Loves You | Da Phoenix |
| Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue Crystal Gayle | Bluer Than Blue Michael Johnson | Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Bluer Than Blue | Sheila Oh |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Billy Crystal Gayle
Billy Crystal combined with Crystal Gayle
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Crystal Gaelic Storm
Crystal Gayle combined with Gaelic Storm
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Crystal Gayle McCormick
Crystal Gayle combined with Gayle McCormick
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Crystal Gayle's Mansion
Crystal Gayle combined with Crystal Mansion
Submitted By: Candy Welty
There are additional Crystal Gayle Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Three Good Reasons"
Misheard Lyrics: Inside
Original Lyrics: Instead
| "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
Misheard Lyrics: Give me no reasons, give me lullabies
Original Lyrics: Give me no reasons, give me alibis
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"Half The Way"
Misheard Lyrics: Build me up to the top
Original Lyrics: Fill me up to the top
| "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?"
Misheard Lyrics: Don't-a-make my brown eyes blue.
Original Lyrics: Don't it make my brown eyes blue?
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?"
Misheard Lyrics: Donuts make my brown eyes blue.
Original Lyrics: Don't it make my brown eyes blue?
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Ann R My husband is somewhat hard of hearing. This song came on the radio; and he was singing along. After hearing this chorus a couple times to make sure what he was singing, he told me this. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Why Have You Left the One You Left Me For"
The Insincere Lyrics: You don't have to tell me
And I won't ask again Why They're Insincere: Right after those two lines, she immediately does ask again: 'Why have you left the one you left me for?'
Submitted by: Da Phoenix
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For?"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Why have you left the one you left me for?
Why They're Inappropriate: In general, I like Crystal Gayle, but this song is just crass! Like, what concern of hers is this question? Sounds like she's stalking an ex-lover.
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Why Have You Left the One You Left Me For"
Opening Lines: Why have you left the one you left me for?
Comments: Submitted by: Erin
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Song Title Space Change:
"Every Body's Reaching Out To Someone" originally "Everybody's Reaching Out To Someone"
Submitted by: Harriet Henderson
"Don Tit Make My Brown Eyes Blue" originally "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Band Name Anagrams:
Clearly Stagy Submitted by: Janine
A Salty Clergy Submitted by: Bridget Andrews
Greatly Scaly Submitted by: Bridget Andrews
Song Title Anagrams:
"That's Me, Heating Gin" originally "Me Against The Night"
Submitted by: Gigi
"Megan Hates Hitting" originally "Me Against The Night"
She doesn't condone violence.
Submitted by: Gigi
"Megan--She Ain't Tight" originally "Me Against The Night"
Submitted by: Gigi
"Gigi Has The Tent, Man!" originally "Me Against The Night"
Oh, I do?? ;D
Submitted by: Gigi
"Met The Nights Again" originally "Me Against The Night"
Submitted by: Paula Bland
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Yum! Body Loves Sue" originally "Somebody Loves You"
Submitted by: Waldo D. Law
"Every Toddy's Reaching Out -- Boo Someone" originally "Everybody's Reaching Out To Someone"
Submitted by: Lori Tirol
"Don't It Brake My Blown Eyes Moo" originally "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
1977 song about a reckless cow on drugs?
Submitted by: Peter
Names as a Word Bank:
Carl let a cagy gal yell at a rat sty. Submitted by: Amber Wayland
Hope that served some purpose.
