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Fun Music Information -> Hammerfall
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Stupid Band Names:
- Reminds me of one of those cartoons where they drop the sledgehammers on people. Submitted by: Mac
Former Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Joacim Cans" | "Record Store Clerk" | Wouldn't that be a kick in the a** to see that guy who sold you your Halloween album two weeks ago singing on MTV? I'd flip. - Chandra |
| "Oscar Dronjak" | "Math Professor" | That must have been one h#ll of an interesting math class, don't ya think? - Chandi |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Brickfall | Dropping bricks is more common than hammers. | DJ Blaze |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Crimson Plunder" | "Crimson Thunder" | Regina Haniger |
| "Crimson Wonder" | "Crimson Thunder" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Crimson Thunder," | Thunder has no color. | Heather Brockwell |
| "The Fire Burns Forever," | All fires go out sooner or later. | Candy Welty |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Eternal Flame," Bangles | "The Fire Burns Forever," Hammerfall |
| "The Fire Still Burns," DragonForce | "The Fire Burns Forever," HammerFall |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Hearts On Ire" originally "Hearts On Fire"
Peter
"Take The Back" originally "Take The Black"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Take The Lack" originally "Take The Black"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Heats On Fire" originally "Hearts On Fire"
Lydia Helton
"The Ire Burns Forever" originally "The Fire Burns Forever"
Lydia Helton
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Legiron" originally "Legion"
Sophia Borden
"Take Them Black" originally "Take The Black"
Those foods are burned but take them anyway.
Penelope Beckinsale
"Hearths On Fire" originally "Hearts On Fire"
Lydia Helton
"Hearts Won Fire" originally "Hearts On Fire"
Lydia Helton
Change a Letter:
"Take The Blank" originally "Take The Black"
Penelope Beckinsale
"The Fire Burps Forever" originally "The Fire Burns Forever"
Lydia Helton
"The Fire Turns Forever" originally "The Fire Burns Forever"
Lydia Helton
"The Mire Burns Forever" originally "The Fire Burns Forever"
Lydia Helton
"The Fife Burns Forever" originally "The Fire Burns Forever"
Lydia Helton
There are additional Hammerfall song titles with a letter changed available.
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Trailblazers | Chevrolet | :E |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Steel Meets Steel | Al Jazeera | Maximus |
| Keep The Flame Burning | 911 | hammerman |
| Let The Hammer Fall | Lowe's | Chandra |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Fly Me To The Moon Frank Sinatra | Titan Hammerfall | Fly Me To The Moon Titan A moon of Saturn is named Titan. | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
| Can You Hear The Sound? Kotipelto | Crimson Thunder HammerFall | Can You Hear The Sound Of The Crimson Thunder? Does Crimson Thunder even make a sound? | Chani |
| Two Of Hearts Stacey Q | Hearts On Fire Hammerfall | Two Of Hearts On Fire Two for the price of one. | John |
| God Of Thunder Kiss | Crimson Thunder HammerFall | God Of Crimson Thunder | Chandra |
| There are additional Hammerfall duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
MC HammerFall
MC Hammer combined with HammerFall
Joacim Cans goes rap... Yo Boyee.
Submitted By: Headbanger
Misheard Lyrics:
"Hearts On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics: Awesome fire, awesome fire
Original Lyrics: Hearts on fire, hearts on fire
| "Hearts On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics: Farts on fire
Original Lyrics: Hearts on fire.
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"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics: Rain again, rain again
Original Lyrics: Renegade, renegade
| "Legacy Of Kings"
Misheard Lyrics: Flying underwear
Original Lyrics: Riding on the winds
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| There are additional Hammerfall misheard lyrics available. | |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Take the Black"
The Funny Lyrics: Ain't no reason for the rhyme Take the Black - Ready to attack Take the Black
Why They're Funny: You have something against black rap artists?
Submitted by: :E
| "Riders Of The Storm"
The Funny Lyrics: We dream of a genesis reborn Where our spirits fly free Let us choose our own destiny
Why They're Funny: So they simply want to die? When they are singing about saving mankind from evil forces (if i got it right)?.
Submitted by: :E
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Hammer of Justice"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Dead man walking by
There's a void inside his eyes Why They're Nonsensical: Dead men don't walk! Undead might.
Submitted by: :E
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Song Title Space Change:
"The Fire Burns For Eve R." originally "The Fire Burns Forever"
Submitted by: Lydia Helton
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Farts On Hire" originally "Hearts On Fire"
Submitted by: Lydia Helton
