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Fun Music Information -> Kylie Minogue
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This is the most recent information about Kylie Minogue that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Kylie Minogue, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Kylie Minogue and Robby WilliamsJokes:
Somebody recently asked Kylie if she wanted "one cup or two?" Problem was that she wasn't in a restaurant ordering coffee, but was buying lingerie!!! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
| Just picturing myself as the meat in a Minogue sandwich. I should be so lucky! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: "Tiny" Aphrodite. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Madonna's Shadow. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Street Fighter, Moulin Rouge" | Her performance (as well as that of Ming-Na) was probably the bes thing about the "Street Fighter" flick, but of course that's not saying much. - helena |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Kylie in Vogue | For her endless fashions and style over the years | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Put On Some Lotion" | "The Locomotion" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Ping-Pong" | "Timebomb" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Time Gone" | "Timebomb" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Neat and Tidy" | "Aphrodite" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Get Outta My Face" | "Get Outta My Way" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Can't Get You Out Of My Head," | No one could be in her head in the first place. | Renee Scoggins |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Half A Million Miles From Home," Albert Hammond | "Too Far," Kylie Minogue | |
| "How Far?," Martina McBride | "Too Far," Kylie Minogue | |
| "Reach For It," George Duke | "Too Far," Kylie Minogue | |
| "Watching The Wheels," John Lennon | "Spinning Around," Kylie Minogue | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Low" originally "Slow"
Steve
"Put Yourself In My Lace" originally "Put Yourself In My Place"
Samantha Wayland
"Love At Fist Sight" originally "Love At First Sight"
Janice Ferrell
"Love At First Sigh" originally "Love At First Sight"
Janice Ferrell
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Too Fair" originally "Too Far"
Candy Welty
"Finger Feelings" originally "Finer Feelings"
Regina Olsen
"Loved At First Sight" originally "Love At First Sight"
Serafina
"Put Yourself In My Palace" originally "Put Yourself In My Place"
Heather Brockwell
"No More Train" originally "No More Rain"
Alyssa Jayne
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Too Fat" originally "Too Far"
Candy Welty
"Love At First Night" originally "Love At First Sight"
Candy Welty
"Lose At First Sight" originally "Love At First Sight"
Alana
"Love At First Fight" originally "Love At First Sight"
Candy Welty
"Love At First Light" originally "Love At First Sight"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Hand on Your Heart" | "Stage Fall Apart" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "The Locomotion" | "PG&E Explosion" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Better than Today" | "I Hate It When Cats Spray" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "It's Never Too Late" | "It's Fashionable Kate" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "I Should Be So Lucky" | "I Will Become Royalty" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Locomotion" | "Let's Go Oakland A's" | Jay Jianoran |
| "Can't Get You Out of My Head" | "Can't Get You Out of My Spread" | Rocky Mak |
| "2 Hearts" | "2 Hearts (A Tenth Doctor Parody)" | Alexa/Billie Jean |
| "Can't Get You Out Of My Head" | "Dance With A Trout On My Head" | Kristof Robertson |
| "Come Into My World" | "Love This Video" | Ned Riley |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| The Locomotion | "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" movie promo | John "WerebelushiLover" Furbane |
| In Your Eyes | Contact Lenses | Andrea Huckstep |
| Chocolate | 'Chocolate' phone model commercials | Andrea Huckstep |
| Spinning Around | Wario Ware Twisted | Andrea Huckstep |
| Spinnin' Around | Crash Bandicoot Series Of Video Games | JaxxTheChainsawMan |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Got to be certain | Planned Parenthood | Daniel G. |
| Spinning Around | Drugs helpline | Natasha |
| Can't Get You Out Of My Head | Quality Sound Productions | quality Sound INternaitonal |
| Can't Get You Out Of My Head | Hospital Neurology Department | Ego |
| Chocolate | B.D.A. (British Diabetic Association) | craig mac |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| But It's Better If You Do Panic! At The Disco | Do The Loco-motion Kylie Minogue | But It's Better If You Do The Loco-motion It burns more calories than The Twist. | Edward |
| Heaven Is A Secret Spandau Ballet | It's No Secret Kylie Minogue | Heaven Is No Secret Love is just a lie! | Mickey D. |
| A New Day Has Come Celine Dion | Come Into My World Kylie Minogue | A New Day Has Come Into My World | Aidan Smeaton |
| You Won't Forget About Me Dannii Minogue | On A Night Like This Kylie Minogue | You Won't Forget About A Night Like This The Minogue sisters finally teaming up for a duet? | Didrick Namtvedt |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Derek and the Dominogues
Derek And The Dominos combined with Kylie Minogue
Australian pop diva joins a British classic rock band.
Submitted By: Ferragamo
Kylie en Vogue
Kylie Minogue combined with En Vogue
Inspired by an entry I saw on the "New Band Names" section.
Submitted By: Bob
Misheard Lyrics:
"Can't Get You Out of My Head"
Misheard Lyrics: Kick if you're going my way
Original Lyrics: Can't get you outta my head.
| "Finer Feelings"
Misheard Lyrics: What is love without the finer feelings? It's just sex without the central heating
Original Lyrics: What is love without the finer feelings? It's just sex without the sexual healing
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"Can't Get You Out of My Head"
Misheard Lyrics: Cake if you wanna buy that
Original Lyrics: Can't get you outta my head.
| "Give It To Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Give it to me like a wallet
Original Lyrics: Give it to me like I want it.
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Slow"
Misheard Lyrics: yeah, the stars
Original Lyrics: yeah, slow
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Lauren My friend sang this for years. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Can't Get You Out of My Head"
Better Lyrics:
Couldn't stop him from using those meds
Injecting himself caused his death no doubt
The result was something that we dread
Untimely death just like Amy Winehouse
Injecting himself caused his death no doubt
The result was something that we dread
Untimely death just like Amy Winehouse
Original Lyrics:
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy your loving is all I think about
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy it's more than I dare to think about
Boy your loving is all I think about
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy it's more than I dare to think about
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Can't Get You Out of My Head"
Better Lyrics:
I can't believe what Romney has said
He's "not concerned about the poor" no doubt
Idiot needs to use his head
Helping the Poor is what it's all about
He's "not concerned about the poor" no doubt
Idiot needs to use his head
Helping the Poor is what it's all about
Original Lyrics:
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy your loving is all I think about
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy it's more than I dare to think about
Boy your loving is all I think about
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy it's more than I dare to think about
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head"
The Funny Lyrics: I just can't get you out of my head
Boy, your lovin' is all I think about Why They're Funny: If she can't get *him* out of her head, she must think about more than just his love...
Submitted by: Fred
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Lucky"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Lucky
Why They're Repetitive: It's mentioned uncountable times in the song.
Submitted by: Mads
| "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"
The Repetitive Lyrics: La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la
Why They're Repetitive: Err, I think this basically tells for itself. La la la, moving on
Submitted by: Midnight
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Locomotion"
The Insincere Lyrics: Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now
Why They're Insincere: Little Eva and Grand Funk Railroad (in that order) sang this song before Kylie, so it's not 'brand new'.
Submitted by: Suli
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Can't Get You Outta My Head"
The Dirty Lyrics: There's some dark secret in me,
Don't keep my locked in your heart, Set me free, Feel the need in me... Why They're Dirty: These are very dirty lyrics, but just as coy and sexy as Kylie: She's having sex with this guy she's besotted with and by feeling the need in her, he's obviously satisfying her in the way. La, La, La is her showing she's pleased with him.
Submitted by: Waterbabe
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"Ki-lee Min-OAG
And her sister Dannii's name is pronounced "Dan-ee"
Submitted by: Ed
Song Title Space Change:
"Put Yours, Elf, In My Place" originally "Put Yourself In My Place"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Shock Ed" originally "Shocked"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Band Name Anagrams:
Meek Guy In Oil Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
I Like Young Me Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Mike In Eulogy Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Key Gnu Emilio Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
I, Lemon Guy Ike Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Bomb Time" originally "Timebomb"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Bomb Item" originally "Timebomb"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Bomb Emit" originally "Timebomb"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Met Bimbo" originally "Timebomb"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Grand Opus In Inn" originally "Spinning Around"
Submitted by: Kara Oke
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Acrostics:
LAD: "Like A Drug"
Submitted by: Aussie
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Can't Get You Out Of High Med" originally "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"
Submitted by: Sheena Weston
"Roe Nor Mane" originally "No More Rain"
It's neither fish eggs nor horse's mane.
Submitted by: Andy Gibb's Free Energy
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Je Ne Sais Pas Pourquoi"
The Lyrics: I, I I'm wondering why I still love you Je ne sais pas pourquoi I still want you Je ne sais pas pourquoi
Why: French for "I don't know why"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
| "Je ne sais pas pourqoui"
The Lyrics: Je ne sais pas pourqoui
Why: I don't know why. She only sings the title of the song in French.
Submitted by: Jan Veltkamp
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Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"I Should Be So Lucky"
The Lyrics: I should be so lucky
Lucky lucky lucky I should be so lucky in love I should be so lucky Lucky lucky lucky I should be so lucky in love Why: It's about a woman with an unrequited love.
Submitted by: Water to Water
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Names as a Word Bank:
Gummy Mink On My Leg Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Miley Kinogue originally "Kylie Minogue"
And you thought Cyrus was the only one.
Submitted by: Papa Roach Clip
Performers with Handicaps:
"Breast Cancer"
Her battle against cancer postponed the completion of "The Showgirls Tour" by over a year.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Boyfriends + Girlfriends(???)"
Since Kylie first appeared as pop singer in 1987 she has had a list of boyfriends that includes actors, singers, and models. Jason Donovan was first from 1984-1988. Kylie met him on the Aussie TV show "Neighbors" and Donovan was also a singer. Reportedly, she lost her viginity to him. Next came Michael Hutchence, lead singer for INXS from 1989-91. Hutchence turned her into "Sex Kylie" but later killed himself in a hotel room. Kylie briefly had a fling with singer Lenny Kravitz in 1991 and much later a dating relationship with James Gooding from 1998-2001. A brief fling with Jay Kay of Jamiroquai in 2003 and then on to French actor Olivier Martinez from 2003-2007 who supposedly cheated on her while she had breast cancer. She has been with Spanish male model Andres Velenoso Segura from 2008-present. Despite several marriage attempts, Kylie has stated in the early 2010s that she probably "will never marry and is content to be Auntie Kylie". She briefly entertained the thought of having a lesbian partner, but still prefers men. Rumors of sexual relationships with her sister Dannii and one of the Spice Girls have never been proven but were based on a pose in bed with her sister in Esquire Magazine and a TV bet where Kylie kissed Geri on-screen while arm wrestling.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Meets Queen Elizabeth II at Charity Event"
Britain's Queen Elizabeth II geeted Australian singer Kylie Minogue after the Royal Variety Performance in the Royal Abert Hall in London recently. The annual event features pop stars in concert; proceeds go to charity.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Appearing on Doctor Who"
She played a character named Astrid Peth, a one-off companion of the Doctor in "Voyage of the Damned" (2007).
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Furniture"
In 2008, Kylie launched Kylie at Home to much tabloid fanfare. The range is available online and also in prominent high street retailers such as House of Fraser, Debenhams and British Home Stores. In October 2010 a new Kylie at Home collection was released, which featured new additions such as scented candles. A new bedding range was released in September 2011 under the Kylie at Home range. The range currently includes products such as curtains, bedding, pillows, towels, candles and lamp shades. It was all released by an endorsement deal with AshleyWildeGroup.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There are additional What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music) available.
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Petite Wear
She's 5' 1" tall
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
BMW Cars
From her video "All the Lovers"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"Can't Get You Out of My Head"
The Lyrics: I just can’t get you out of my head
La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la I just can’t get you out of my head La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la Why: Probably not the best choice around someone who has been diagnosed with a brain tumour.
Submitted by: S2
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