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Possible Misspelled Names:

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Dashboard Confessionals

Jokes:

Q: How did the lead singer of Dashboard Confessional miss his mark?
A: He was too busy screaming infidelities.
Submitted by: Bryan Pardue
 

Band Name Origins:

  • To be more specific, in Chris Carrabba's song "The Sharp Hint of New Tears," he repeatedly uses the phrase, "on the way home, this car hears my confessions..." which triggered the creation of his band's name, "Dashboard Confessional."...kinda nifty, eh? Submitted by: Bobo
  • From the song "a sharp hint of new tears" its goes something like this: "... the car hears my confessions..." Submitted by: Sam Jean

Stupid Band Names:

  • Has anybody really ever made a confessional at their dashboard? And where would the priest be? Submitted by: Peter

Former Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Chris Carrabba""he was a special education teacher" - Optimus Lime

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Crooked As Fog""Thick As Thieves"Regina Haniger
"Dishonest As Boulders""Thick As Thieves"Regina Haniger

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Living In Your Letters,"No one can live in letters.Yvette Bristle

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Underneath The Radar," Underworld"Again I Go Unnoticed," Dashboard Confessional
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot," Pat Benatar"Am I Missing?," Dashboard Confessional

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Where There's Old" originally "Where There's Gold"
Peter
"Where There's God" originally "Where There's Gold"
Peter
"Here There's Gold" originally "Where There's Gold"
Peter
"Sharp Hint Of New Ears" originally "Sharp Hint Of New Tears"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Sharp Hint Of New Tars" originally "Sharp Hint Of New Tears"
Penelope Beckinsale

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Again I Got Unnoticed" originally "Again I Go Unnoticed"
Candy Welty
"Bend And Note Break" originally "Bend And Not Break"
Note any breakage resulting from bending.
Valerie Cameron
"Blend And Not Break" originally "Bend And Not Break"
Valerie Cameron
"A Plain Mourning" originally "A Plain Morning"
Lizzie
"For Pete's Snake" originally "For Pete's Sake"
Heather Brockwell

Change a Letter:

"Where There's Mold" originally "Where There's Gold"
Peter
"Where There's Cold" originally "Where There's Gold"
Peter
"Bend And Now Break" originally "Bend And Not Break"
Valerie Cameron
"Send And Not Break" originally "Bend And Not Break"
Valerie Cameron
"Rend And Not Break" originally "Bend And Not Break"
An oxymoron?
Valerie Cameron

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Sep 24
a parody of "Vindicated" by Dashboard Confessional
This is a parody of Dashboard Confessional's 'Vindicated.' Forgive my voice, but MAN, the guy who sings the original version has SUCH a HIGH VOICE! Anyway, enjoy!
www.angelfire.com: (MP3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Vindicated""Indicated"VeritasDraco
"Hands Down""Someday"Ragdoll
"Hands Down""Pens Down"Seanydon
"Vindicated""Medicated"Tristessa Baggins
"Hands Down""Demented"The Lesbian Losers, woo woo woo
"Vindicated""Syndicated"Mini Van The Man
"Vindicated""Been Created"Bob O'Mara
"Vindicated""Intoxicated"Katie
"Vindicated""Vindicated? Nah."Jonathan P. Rice
"The Brilliant Dance""Ode to Chris Carrabba"Momo

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Don't WaitSuicide HotlineVeritasDraco
StolenLost and Found Dept.VeritasDraco
Remember To BreatheAmerican Lung AssociationKjersti
Again I Go UnnoticedLow Self Esteem Help HotlineTati A
This Bitter PillPoison Control/Suicide Hotlineanon

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Vindicated
   Dashboard Confessional
Down In The Willow Garden
   The Everly Brothers
Vindicated Down In The Willow Garden
Thanks, Marian!
oldtimer

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Chairmen Of The Dashboard
Chairmen Of The Board combined with Dashboard Confessional
That couldn't be comfortable.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars

Misheard Lyrics:

"Vindicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slippity slip away...
Original Lyrics:
Vindicated
So let me slip away
"Living In Your Letters"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause turning to you is like falling in love with your dad.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause turning to you is like falling in love when you're ten.
"Stolen"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have stolen my harp.
Original Lyrics:
You have stolen my heart.
"Don't Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay your arms on down.
Original Lyrics:
Lay your armor down.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"The Swiss Army Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I look cute in your blue jeans.
Original Lyrics:
And you're dying to look cute in your blue jeans.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Jc

Since this song seems to be about a girl, it just seemed like a cross-dresser's confessions, and a little out of place.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Vindicated"
The Funny Lyrics:
Vindicated I am selfish I am wrong I swear I'm right
Why They're Funny:
C'mon, make up your mind... Are you right or wrong???
Submitted by: lili*c*91
"Screaming Infidelities"
The Funny Lyrics:
Your hair is everywhere Screaming infidelities And taking it's wear
Why They're Funny:
I didn't know hair screamed!
Submitted by: Bryan Pardue
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Hands Down"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Safe in here from all the stupid questions
Hey did you get some?
Man that is so dumb
Stay quiet, Stay near, Stay close, they won't hear
So we can get some
Why They're Nonsensical:
The song is entirely redundant, or at least these lines are. First Chris says that asking if someone 'got some' is 'dumb,' but then he follows it up with the suggestion to 'get some'. It's redundant!
Submitted by: Arielle
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Rooftops and Invitations"
The Dirty Lyrics:
The city longs well for rooftops and invitations
All lace in secret places
She moves you to touch with her hands...

(Chorus)

Under the cold sheet
Where the welcomed touch of skin and skin will meet
Out on the inside
Where a girl's prize is at the tip of your tongue...
Why They're Dirty:
It's pretty self-explanitory. Just read them.
Submitted by: Cindy
"Vindicated"
The Dirty Lyrics:
So turn
up the corners of your lips
Bite them and feel my finger tips
Trace the moment for forever
Defense is paper thin
Just one touch and I'll be in
Too deep now to ever swim against the current
So let me slip away....
Why They're Dirty:
hmmmm.....
Submitted by: Sally
There are additional dirty lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Hey Girl"
Opening Lines:
Hey girl, you've got a smart way about you that makes me wish that I was smart enough for you.
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
 

Song Title Anagrams:

"Lentos" originally "Stolen"
Lentos= passages designated to be performed slowly
Submitted by: Adrienne Schnell

Song Title Acrostics:

AIM: "Am I Missing?"
Submitted by: Lizzie
SAG: "Shirts and Gloves"
Submitted by: Lizzie

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"I Knight My Own Fires Low" originally "I Light My Own Fires Now"
Submitted by: Lizzie
"I Fight My Own Liars Now" originally "I Light My Own Fires Now"
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Letting in Your Livers" originally "Living in Your Letters"
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Ender Sill Wave Us All" originally "Ender Will Save Us All"
Submitted by: Lizzie
"This Pitter Bill" originally "This Bitter Pill"
Submitted by: Lizzie

There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.

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