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Witney Huston, Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston / CherWhitney Houston, after agreeing to participate in the next Celebrity Big Brother, enters the diary room one day and announces that she feels like walking from the show. Big Brother asked her why she feels this way, to which Whitney tearfully replies: "If I, should stay, I would only be in your way", etc. Submitted by: Cait Sith
| Coca Cola has kicked off its new ad campaign with a slogan �"The Coke Side of Life.” Wasn�'t that Whitney Houston�'s slogan? Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Known informally as: Whitney High On. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Newark Angel. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
"The Bodyguard" | Yeah, she needs one of those at the moment to prevent her from going crazy - Cait Sith |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Whitney High Strung | Self-explanatory, early in career | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Star Sprinkled Spangles" | "Star Spangled Banner" | Mickey D |
"No More Wire Hangers" | "Star Spangled Banner" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
"Overslept" | "Step by Step" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
"How Did It Go?" | "How Will I Know" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
"So Hysterical" | "So Emotional" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
There are additional new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"I'm Your Baby Tonight," | Not unless I gave birth to you. | Peter |
"Didn't We Almost Have It All," | No one comes anywhere close to having everything. | Kayla McSwain |
"Million Dollar Bill," | There is no such denomination of currency. | Yvette Bristle |
"Queen Of The Night," | Night doesn't have royality. | Peter |
"I Have Nothing," | You have something: your life. | Yvette Bristle |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"How Long?," Ace | "One Moment In Time," Whitney Houston | |
"Be My Baby," The Ronettes | "I'll Be Your Baby Tonight," Whitney Houston | |
"Love Is A Battlefield," Pat Benatar | "Love Is A Contact Sport," Whitney Houston | |
"Crying," Roy Orbison | "So Emotional," Whitney Houston | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"One Moment in Time" | "Ten Years of My Life" | Glynn Leaney |
"I Have Nothing" | "Give Me Something" | Glynn Leaney |
"One Moment in Time" | "One Day at a Time" | Glynn Leaney |
"You're So Vain" | "All in Vain" | Glynn Leaney |
"Love Is A Contact Sport" | "Covid's A Dodgeball Sport" | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
"The Greatest Love of All" | "Happy Fiftieth, Sesame!" | Z-Police Productions, Inc. |
"I'm Every Woman" | "I'm Out of Bullets" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"Saving All My Love for You" | "Sharing All My Lunch With You" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"I Want to Dance with Somebody" | "I Want to F' Marie Osmond" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
"I Will Always Love You" | "I Will Always Punch You" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
He's All Over Me | Mc Donalds Breakfast Food | gccengineering |
Run To You | Nike Trainers | Laura |
So Emotional | Anti-Depressant | JeSsIcA |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Where Do Broken Hearts Go | Relationship Counseling | Rychendroll |
Didn't We Almost Have It All? | Lolo Jones' Home | Soul |
It's Not Right | Bridal Store | been_a_son |
Didn't We Almost Have It All? | Lindsay Jacobellis' Home | MOR |
I Am Nothing | Co-dependency Hotline | Marktopia |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
And She Was Talking Heads | So Emotional Whitney Houston | And She Was So Emotional | David |
Lost In This Moment Big & Rich | One Moment In Time Whitney Houston | Lost In This One Moment In Time | Sundog |
I Hope You Dance Lee Ann Womack | I Wanna Dance With Somebody Whitney Houston | I Hope You Wanna Dance With Somebody | Serafina |
Blue Rose Is Pam Tillis | So Emotional Whitney Houston | Blue Rose Is So Emotional She overreacts to everything! | Edward |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional Whitney Houston Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"I'm Your Baby Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics: Whatever your mother needs
Original Lyrics: Whatever you want from me
| "I Have Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics: I am open, open, open
Original Lyrics: I have nothing, nothing, nothing
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"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)"
Misheard Lyrics: I need a man without no pants
For a love so hot that it burns my ass Original Lyrics: I need a man who'll take a chance
On a love that burns hot enough to last. | "I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)"
Misheard Lyrics: I’ve been in love and lost my dentures,
Sizzlin' through the town The more I licked her, I got the bends and I wind up being drowned Original Lyrics: I've been in love and lost my senses
Spinning through the town Sooner or later the fever ends and I wind up feeling down |
There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Love Will Save the Day"
Misheard Lyrics: It's a condom situation
Original Lyrics: It's a common situation
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I kept thinking it had to do with sex! |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"I'm Every Woman"
The Funny Lyrics: I'm every woman...
Why They're Funny: She has multiple personalities? That's what this seems to imply...
Submitted by: Alex
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"Exhale (Shoop Shoop)"
The Repetitive Lyrics: You will exhale
Shoop, shoop, shoop shooby do Shoop, shoop Why They're Repetitive: Great song, but the subtitle is heard more times than the title.
Submitted by: greg
| "I Wanna Dance With Somebody"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Oh, wanna dance with somebody
Why They're Repetitive: Alright, we get the point
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
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There are additional repetitive lyrics available. |
"It's Not Right But It's Okay"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Pack your bags
so you can leave town for a week Why They're Nonsensical: So what happens after that week? The person (whom you're singing to) is going to return? What's the point in all the uproar throughout this song, then?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Don't you wanna dance
Say you wanna dance With somebody who loves me. Why They're Nonsensical: Why would YOU want to dance with somebody who loves HER? Just to be mean?
Submitted by: MDBGrover
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"I Will Always Love You"
The Insincere Lyrics: And I will always love you
Why They're Insincere: If you are really going to love someone forever, you're not gonna get a divorce. And you won't love someone forever who will make you want a seperation so don't make any promises that you can't keep!!!!
Submitted by: Joel
| "I Will Always Love You"
The Insincere Lyrics: And I will always love you
Why They're Insincere: Yeah right, look what happened some years later, a divorce
Submitted by: Kike
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There are additional insincere lyrics available. |
"I Will Always Love You"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: If I should stay I would only get in the way....
So goodbye, please don't cry We both know I'm not what you need. Why They're Inappropriate: It's not the lyrics themselves that are inappropriate, but rather the fact that this song is often used at wedding receptions! Newlyweds are celebrating their marriage with a breakup song??? They should think of more than just the title when selecting wedding songs!
Submitted by: Mary
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"How Will I Know"
The Song Lyrics: I try to phone but I'm too shy (can't speak)
Song They Mention: "Too Shy" by Kajagoogoo
Submitted by: Isac
| "So Emotional"
The Song Lyrics: I get so emotional, baby
Every time I think of you Song They Mention: Every Time I Think of You
Submitted by: Wario
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