Fun Music Information -> Kelis
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Kelis Rogers. Submitted by: soul ii
Also known as: Kelis Rogers. Submitted by: DarkDan
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Clambake" | "Milkshake" | soul ii |
| "Apple" | "Milkshake" | anonomous |
| "Slim-Fast" | "Milkshake" | soul ii |
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Gel Along With You" originally "Get Along With You"
Doodah Bobo
"Get Alone With You" originally "Get Along With You"
Eileen Wright
"Wet Along With You" originally "Get Along With You"
Eileen Wright
"Bet Along With You" originally "Get Along With You"
Eileen Wright
"Pet Along With You" originally "Get Along With You"
Eileen Wright
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "I Don't Think So" | "Bachelor Don't Think So" | Cait Sith |
| "Milkshake" | "Fatass" | Gary Rogers |
| "Milkshake" | "My Pokemon" | Sara |
| "Bossy" | "Coffee" | White Trash |
| "Bossy" | "Coffee" | White Trash |
| "Milkshake" | "Pokemon Cards" | Theconsoleprodigy |
| "Milkshake" | "Taco" | 1n51dey0urm1nd |
| "Caught Out There" | "Stuffed Out There" | Cait Sith |
| "Milkshake" | "Skittles" | KutieKittyPerciousPuppy |
| "Milkshake" | "MySpace" | Mick |
There are additional Kelis song parodies available. | ||
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Milkshake | McDonald's milkshakes | Bubbles |
| Milkshake | Intimate Apparel (i.e. Victoria's Secret) | Mike |
| Milkshake | Milkshake! (UK Channel 5's children's strand) | pickle* |
| Milkshake | Dairy Queen | Katie |
| Milkshake | Steak 'n' Shake | Shannon |
| There are additional Kelis commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Milkshake | Lactose Intolerance Clinic | JC Foster |
| Millionnaire | Homeless Helpline | Hillary |
| Milkshake | McDonald's | Ed |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Hard to Beat Hard-Fi | Milkshake Kelis | Hard to Beat a Milkshake | Dongquan |
| Shake That Scooter | Milkshake Kelis | Shake That Milkshake | Chibs |
| Tired Of Sex Weezer | In Public Kelis | Tired Of Sex In Public | Rhonda Blankenship |
| Bad Michael Jackson | Milkshake Kelis | Bad Milkshake I had one once. | beatlebabe |
| There are additional Kelis duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"Milkshake"
Misheard Lyrics: My milkshake friends are the boys in the yard
and their life is better than yours Original Lyrics: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, 'It's better than yours.' | "Protect My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: So when I first got hair under the belly
I gotta protect my heart. Original Lyrics: So when I first got here, I knew already
I gotta protect my heart. |
"Get Along With You"
Misheard Lyrics: I just wanna get a long witch, ooh!
Original Lyrics: I just wanna get along with you.
| "Blindfold Me"
Misheard Lyrics: You're just taking it all
What's gonna dance for me? Original Lyrics: You're just taking it all
What's gon be there for me? |
| There are additional Kelis misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"My Milkshake"
Misheard Lyrics: My milkshake brings all the boys to the bar
And I'm like, "It's better than yours." Original Lyrics: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, "It's better than yours." |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Natalee I really thought she was talking about a bar. I thought her "Milkshake" must have been a strip tease routine or something. You get a bunch of different awnsers when you ask people what they think her "Milkshake" is. |
| There are additional Kelis misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Milkshake"
Better Lyrics:
(Sung in a thick German accent)
My frankfurter brings all the girls to the club
And they're like, ja, it's bigger than yours
Dang right, it's bigger than yours
You can touch it but I have to charge
My frankfurter brings all the girls to the club
And they're like, ja, it's bigger than yours
Dang right, it's bigger than yours
You can touch it but I have to charge
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge
Submitted by: Rachel
"Milkshake"
Better Lyrics:
This earthquake brings all the guys to the ground
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Submitted by: Andrea Huckstep
"Milkshake"
Better Lyrics:
My milkshakes makes my butt real large
that's right it's bigger than mars
you could say I gotta big backyard
that's right it's bigger than mars
you could say I gotta big backyard
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like it's better than yours
they're like it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge
and they're like it's better than yours
they're like it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge
Submitted by: Kris
Funny Lyrics:
"Milkshake"
The Funny Lyrics: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, they're like you wanna play cards? i'm like hell no retards 'cos i suck on Fergie's farts!
Why They're Funny: cos it is so funny i crack op
Submitted by: poop
| "Bossy"
The Funny Lyrics: You dont have to love me, You don't even have to like me ...... You know why? ...... Cuz' Ima boss.
Why They're Funny: Cuz /Ima/ boss. pointblank.
Submitted by: Walked In Heartbroken Walked Out Running The Place
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| There are additional Kelis Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Lyrics:
"Millionaire Ft. Andre 3000"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I,I,I,I woke up early this morning
I don't think ya'll heard me I woke up early this morning I don't think ya'll heard me I woke up early this mornin I don't think think ya'll heard me I woke up early this morning Why They're Repetitive: We heard you the first time!!!
Submitted by: keynan
| "Milkshake"
The Repetitive Lyrics: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like it's better than yours Damn right, it's better than yours Why They're Repetitive: The chorus makes up this whole dad-gum sing, dang it!
Submitted by: Cara K
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| There are additional Kelis repetitive lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Milkshake"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like, its better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge and then I can see you're on it, you want me to teach the techniques that freaks these boys, it can't be bought Why They're Nonsensical: Well I really, really love this song, but I thought she said she could teach you for a price...? Hello, can it be bought or not?
Submitted by: Spazn
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"Digital World"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Messages to start my day
Been sitting on my bus since Wednesday Tried to hit you on your two way Your mailbox was full all the way Why They're Misrhymed: For some reason, these words rhyme exceptionally well together, so much that you're not even able to notice any slight difference both in spelling and pronunciation. In fact, it's as if they're exactly the same words being coupled! How clever can a lyricist be?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "Millionaire"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: If you got glitches in your like computer
Turn it off and then reboot-a Why They're Misrhymed: 'Reboot' is attempted to rhyme with 'computer' because an 'a' is placed at the end.
Submitted by: sonikal
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| There are additional Kelis misrhymed lyrics available. | |
Inappropriate Lyrics:
"Caught Out There (I Hate You So Much Right Now)"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Look I found her red coat And your BITCH Right out there
Why They're Inappropriate: It's not very nice calling the third party a 'bitch' when they probably didn't know the guy had a partner & that he was cheating on poor Kelis. & if K. makes such good milkshakes, why does he cheat on her?
Submitted by: Stevo
| "Game Show"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: They were talking 'bout marriage...and that stuff you know
Why They're Inappropriate: No, actually we don't know Kelis - perhaps you're able to explain to everyone what this 'stuff' is? Pharrell and Chad really fell asleep on the page with this one, didn't they?
Submitted by: Monokini
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| There are additional Kelis inappropriate lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Easy Come, Easy Go"
The Lyrics: I see the way you look at me
It's not the Hennessy Product Brand Name: Hennessy, a French brand of cognac
Submitted by: xxxpress
| "Flash Back"
The Lyrics: And that's when you walked by
Holding your St. Ides Product Brand Name: St. Ides, a brand of malt liquor
Submitted by: xxxpress
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| There are additional Kelis product lyrics available. | |
Boasts in Song Lyrics:
"Milkshake"
The Boasting Lyrics: Damn right, it's better than yours!
Comments: It's just mean!
Submitted by: hamburger456
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