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Fun Music Information -> Pointer Sisters
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Band Name Origins:
- Pointer is their last name and they're sisters. Submitted by: mads.
Better Off Solo?:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Bonnie Pointer" | "Actually, based on Bonnie's only hit "Heaven Must Have Sent You", I believe she would have sold more records than her sisters." | - Shepop |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I'm So Invited" | "I'm So Excited" | Bruce Curb |
| "I'm So Indicted" | "I'm So Excited" | Bruce Curb |
| "I'm So Incited" | "I'm So Excited" | Bruce Curb |
| "I'm So Ignited" | "I'm So Excited" | Bruce Curb |
| "Grump (For My Love)" | "Jump (For My Love)" | Nicole Velocin |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Neutron Dance," | Subatomic particles, neutrons, don't dance. | Peter |
| "Telegraph Your Love," | One cannot telegraph his or her love to another | Isac |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Advice," Christina Grimmie | "Live Your Life Before You Die," The Pointer Sisters | |
| "Dance On The Volcano," Genesis | "Dare Me," The Pointer Sisters | |
| "(Do You Get) Excited?," Roxette | "I'm So Excited," The Pointer Sisters | |
| "Hysteria," Def Leppard | "I'm So Excited," The Pointer Sisters | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"I'm So Exited" originally "I'm So Excited"
Exited, as in gone out of somewhere
Karen Smith
"Jump (Or My Love)" originally "Jump (For My Love)"
Yvette Bristle
"Could I Be Reaming?" originally "Could I Be Dreaming?"
Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)
"If You Wanna Get Back Your Lay" originally "If You Wanna Get Back Your Lady"
Lay can mean a story, among other things.
Naomi Swanson
"If You Wanna Get Back Our Lady" originally "If You Wanna Get Back Your Lady"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Jump (For My Lover)" originally "Jump (For My Love)"
Yvette Bristle
"Jump (For My Clove)" originally "Jump (For My Love)"
Yvette Bristle
"He's So Ashy" originally "He's So Shy"
Susan
"Live Your Life Before You Diet" originally "Live Your Life Before You Die"
Someone has a major aversion to dieting.
Peter
"Live Your Life Before You Dive" originally "Live Your Life Before You Die"
You might hit your head?
Peter
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"I'm So Excised" originally "I'm So Excited"
Christy Blanchard
"Jump (For My Lore)" originally "Jump (For My Love)"
Yvette Bristle
"Rump (For My Love)" originally "Jump (For My Love)"
Yvette Bristle
"Jump (For My Cove)" originally "Jump (For My Love)"
Yvette Bristle
"Jump (For My Lode)" originally "Jump (For My Love)"
Yvette Bristle
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Fire" | "Fired!" | eel deal |
| "Fire" | "Fired!" | eel deal |
| "Fire" | "Fire" | Burnt An' Hurty |
| "Fire" | "Fire" | John A. Barry |
| "Fired" | "Fired!" | John A. Barry |
| "I'm So Excited" | "We’re So Incited" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "He's So Shy" | "That Dead Guy" | Marie248 |
| "The Heat Is On" | "The Heat's Not On" | The Offenders |
| "Neutron Dance" | "2008 Pocono 500 Recap Song" | Jay Jianoran |
| "Automatic" | "Looking Like A Cabbage Patch Kid" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Automatic | Automatic Sliding Doors | Jan |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| He's So Shy | Passives Anonymous | Tatiana |
| Jump (For My Love) | SkyZone Trampoline Park | The Nerd |
| Jump (For My Love) | Skydiving School | Larcen Tyler |
| Dare Me | MTV Jackass Hotline | New Jack |
| Automatic | New York Yankees/George Steinbrenner's office | soul |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Jump Jive An' Wail Brian Setzer Orchestra | Jump For My Love The Pointer Sisters | Jump Jive An' Wail For My Love | Edward |
| Jump Around House Of Pain | Jump For My Love Pointer Sisters | Jump Around For My Love | Nancy |
| Jumper Third Eye Blind | Jump (For My Love) Pointer Sisters | Jumper (For My Love) | Keira Dayley |
| Every Once In A While BlackHawk | I'm So Excited The Pointer Sisters | Every Once In A While I'm So Excited | Edward |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Point Blank Sisters
Point Blank combined with Pointer Sisters
Submitted By: Candy Welty
The Doobie Pointer Brothers and Sisters
Doobie Brothers combined with Pointer Sisters
Submitted By: Chowder
Temple Of The Pointer Dog Sisters
Temple Of The Dog combined with The Pointer Sisters
Pointer is a breed of dog.
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Three Pointer Dog Night Sisters
Three Dog Night combined with Pointer Sisters
Submitted By: Carmen Nunki
There are additional Pointer Sisters Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics: With little dem bones and little boy drugs
Original Lyrics: With little tin horns and little toy drums
| "American Music"
Misheard Lyrics: Complaining one more time
Original Lyrics: Play it one more time
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"He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics: He's a guy
Original Lyrics: He's so shy
| "I'm So Excited"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm sold on cyber
Original Lyrics: I'm so excited
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"I'm So Excited"
Misheard Lyrics: Look what you're doing to me
You've got me burning love Original Lyrics: Look what you do to me
You've got me burning up |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I always thought it was some Elvis reference. Thank you very much. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Slow Hand"
Better Lyrics:
I want to tan with a sun lamp
Don't want to bother with that beachy stuff
Don't want to bother with that beachy stuff
Original Lyrics:
I want a man with a slow hand
I want a lover with an easy touch
I want a lover with an easy touch
Submitted by: Magic Pudding
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Jump For My Love"
The Funny Lyrics: Jump for my love
Jump in, and feel my touch Why They're Funny: I hope they don't mean what I think they do
Submitted by: Russ
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Neutron Dance"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: All the common people breathing filthy air.
Why They're Nonsensical: Do they think that rich people don't breath filthy air?
Submitted by: Celeste
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Fire"
The Lyrics: Romeo & Juliet, Samson and Delilah. Baby you can bet, a love they couldn't deny.
Who They Mention: Samson and Delilah. Not exactly celebrities, but they were real people. OK so there's Romeo and Juliet too, but they're NOT real, they're very famous fictional characters.
Submitted by: Edward
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Neutron Dance"
The Lyrics: Someone stole my brand new Chevrolet
Product Brand Name: Chevrolet car
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Neutron Dance"
The Lyrics: Someone stole my brand new Chevrolet.
Product Brand Name: Chevrolet
Submitted by: Lisa Cohead
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Song Title Space Change:
"Going Downs Lowly" originally "Going Down Slowly"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Band Name Anagrams:
Resisters In The Pot Submitted by: Paige Evans
The Protein Sisters Submitted by: Papa John Polo
No comment here.
Prints Tot Heresies Submitted by: Calop
(No comment)
The Sinister Poster Submitted by: Caroline Vale
Retires The Pistons Submitted by: Susan
Song Title Anagrams:
"Dear Me" originally "Dare Me"
Changes title from imperative to interjection
Submitted by: Isac
"Howl "Sand"" originally "Slow Hand"
Submitted by: Amy Grunt
"Dodge A Long Wand" originally "Wang Dang Doodle"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"Nag Added Own Log" originally "Wang Dang Doodle"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"Owe Gang Odd Land" originally "Wang Dang Doodle"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Acrostics:
AM: "American Music"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"True, Don Nance" originally "Neutron Dance"
Submitted by: Nicole Velocin
"New Don Trance" originally "Neutron Dance"
Submitted by: Nicole Velocin
"Mare Dee" originally "Dare Me"
Pointer Sisters naming female horses?
Submitted by: Peter
"Mare Dee" originally "Dare Me"
Pointer Sisters naming female horses?
Submitted by: Peter
"Wes, Ye Can Can" originally "Yes We Can Can"
Submitted by: Toni Minot
There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Neutron Dance"
The Lyrics: There's no money falling from the sky,
'cause a man stole my heart and robbed me blind. Someone stole my brand new Chevrolet. And the rent is due. I've got no place to stay. Why: Well, at least the protagonist has the Neutron Dance.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Neutron Dance"
The Lyrics: All the common people breathing filthy air
Why: All The common people wreathing filthy bear
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
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Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Road signs
Many road signs point you toward places.
Submitted by: Salvador Dali Parton
