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Van Morris

Music Quotes:

Music is spiritual. The music business is not.
Submitted by: LucidLupin
 

Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: George Ivan Morrison. Submitted by: oldsongs

Strange Offspring Names:

  • Shana - Submitted by: Eric Andrews

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"One-Eyed Girl""Brown-Eyed Girl"josh
"Cross-Eyed Girl""Brown Eyed Girl"YoYo
"Blue Eyed Girl""Brown Eyed Girl"B.C.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"How Can You Mend A Broken Heart""Moondance," Van MorrisonKathy
"Dancing In The Moonlight""Moondance," Van MorrisonKathy

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Full Force Gal" originally "Full Force Gale"
Lou Quilson
"Listen To The Ion" originally "Listen To The Lion"
Joe
"And It Toned Me" originally "And It Stoned Me"
Peter
"Brown-Eyed Gil" originally "Brown-Eyed Girl"
Alanis More Upset

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Wild Knight" originally "Wild Night"
pronunciation would stay the same, though
Jen
"And It Stoned Men" originally "And It Stoned Me"
Scarlett Joe Hanson

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Frown Eyed Girl" originally "Brown Eyed Girl"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Crown Eyed Girl" originally "Brown Eyed Girl"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Grown Eyed Girl" originally "Brown Eyed Girl"
Her eyes USED to be so small!
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Wild Fight" originally "Wild Night"
Jen
"Wily Night" originally "Wild Night"
Jen

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Brown Eyed Girl""Untrained Dog"MasonR
"Into The Mystic""Its Too Much Lipstick"Alvin Rhodes
"Brown Eyed Girl""One Armed Man"Alvin Rhodes
"Real, Real Gone""Real, Real Dumb"Immoral Liberal
"Gloria""Miley"Eurodance Starexpress Tours Inc.
"Gloria""Bambee"92 CITI-FM & The Classic Rockers
"Moondance""Warcraft"South Park Al
"Wild Night""Wild Night"Alvin Rhodes
"My Brown Eyed Girl""My Mickey D's ©"St. Jimmy
"Domino""Domino's"Alvin Rhodes

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
DominoDomino Sugar or Dominos Pizzacarla bisagni

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Blue MoneyThe US Bureau of Printing and EngravingJesusGeek

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
It's Only A Paper Moon
   Nat King Cole
Moondance
   Van Morrison
It's Only A Paper Moondance
Ashley Michelle McGowan
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?
   Crystal Gayle
Brown Eyed Girl
   Van Morrison
Don't It Make My Brown Eyed Girl Blue?
Donna Gelpigi
Sidewalk Surfer Girl
   Super Furry Animals
Brown Eyed Girl
   Van Morrison
Brown Eyed Sidewalk Surfer Girl
diod
Talk Is Cheap
   Van Morrison
Motherf***er
   Primitive Radio Gods
Talk Is Cheap, Motherf***er!
Different ending of DMX's "Stop Drop"
Mickey D.
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Moving Van
Moving Pictures combined with Van Morrison
Submitted By: rocky
Los Van Van Morrison
Los Van Van combined with Van Morrison
Submitted By: Raphael
Van Morrissey
Van Morrison combined with Morrissey
Submitted By: The Ginge
Van Morrison Halen
Van Morrison combined with Van Halen
The two van groups
Submitted By: Mike

Misheard Lyrics:

"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey wet amigo
Original Lyrics:
Hey where did we go,
"Moondance"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of octopus eyes
Original Lyrics:
A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of October skies
"Moondance"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a wonderful night to make romance 'Neath the cover of octopus eyes
Original Lyrics:
It's a wonderful night to make romance 'Neath the cover of October skies
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cats in every back fair lot,
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout it.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cats in every back fair lot,
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout it.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Mary

This was the first song I actually REMEMBER hearing on the radio. I mean that I was aware of and looked forward to hearing again. I was in the 6th grade and home with pneumonia so my Mom brought a radio to play by my bed. I just loved it and felt like Van Morrison was singing it specially for me - even though I have blue eyes.
It's one of those songs that even now that I know the real lyrics, and even though what I was hearing doesn't make sense, it's hard for me to sing correctly.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Brown-Eyed Girl"
Better Lyrics:
You're my blue-eyed boy
Do you remember when
We used to say
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no you're not!
Original Lyrics:
You're my brown-eyed girl
Do you remember when
We used to sing
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ti-da
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Brown-eyed Girl"
Better Lyrics:
You're my brown-eyed squirrel
Original Lyrics:
You're my brown-eyed girl
Submitted by: aud

Funny Lyrics:

"Brown Eyed Girl"
The Funny Lyrics:
You're my
brown eyed girl
Why They're Funny:
'Browneye' is a slang term for 'Butthole'. I'm positive that he isn't trying to say 'This is the girl that lets me put it where it don't belong'
Submitted by: Logan Smith
 

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Brown Eyed Girl"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
La La La La La La La La La La La Latida
Why They're Repetitive:
aaaaaarrrrrrrrggg! The awful, repetative ending fits in quite well with the rest of this song for that reason!!
Submitted by: Me
 

Insulting Lyrics:

"gloria"
The Insulting Lyrics:
she comes around,here just about midnight!,her name is G-L-O-R-I-A!,gloria!,i'm going to,shout all night!
Why They're Insulting:
this tune is a,one-two punch insult,FIRSTLY; he spell's her name,because he think's,you're DUMB!, and secondly; he boast's he's,going to shout,all night,that'll get a lot,of folk's dander,up! 1,
Submitted by: THE BIG A
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"In the Days Before Rock 'n' Roll"
The Lyrics:
Fats did not come in
Without those wireless knobs
Elvis did not come in
Without those wireless knobs
...
AFM stars of Jazz
Come in, come in, come in Ray Charles
Come in, the high priest
...
And then the killer came along
The killer, Jerry Lee Lewis
A whole lotta shakin' goin' on
Great balls of fire
Little Richard
Who They Mention:
Fats Domino, Elvis Presley,
Ray Charles,
Jerry Lee Lewis, Little Richard
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
"The Healing Game"
The Lyrics:
On the saxophone
Back street Jelly Roll
In the healing game
Who They Mention:
Jelly Roll (old time blues player)
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"What Makes the Irish Heart Bead"
The Lyrics:
When I'm standing on the street
And I'm standing underneath this Wrigley's sign
Product Brand Name:
Wrigley's gum
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Jackie Wilson Said (I'm in Heaven When You Smile) "
The Song Lyrics:
Jackie Wilson said, It was Reet Petite
Song They Mention:
"Reet Petite" by Jackie Wilson
Submitted by: Pete
"Real Real Gone"
The Song Lyrics:
Gene Chandler said: "There's a rainbow in my soul"
Song They Mention:
"Rainbow" by Gene Chandler
Submitted by: Mickey D.
There are additional Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs lyrics available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Brown Eyed Girl"
In 1967, radio programmers pass on this Van Morrison song because the lyrics reference premarital sex and teenage pregnancy. Morrison cuts an alternative version with more acceptable lyrics.
Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Acrostics:

CAB: "Chick-A-Boom"
Submitted by: Millie Verst
BEG: "Brown Eyed Girl"
Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Gown Bride Earl" originally "Brown Eyed Girl"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Have I Told You Lately"
The Lyrics:
You ease my troubles, that's what you do.
Why:
You tease my rubbles, that's what you do.
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
 

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