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Nivana, Nirvina, Nirvana/Thunder and rosesWanting to be somebody else is a waste of the person you are. - Kurt Cobain Submitted by: Oscar Rosales
| I'm livin off of grass, and the drippings from the ceiling, it's ok to eat fish, cos they dont have any feelings... Submitted by: Moose
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Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Paper Cuts" | "Nirvana" mentioned 14x, from the group's 1989 album "Bleach" - Alan the Ottoman |
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Political Activist" | - Agrimorfee |
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Kurt Cobain" | "Janitor" | Dropped out of High School and the only job he could find was as the janitor at the high school that he dropped out of. - Ryan |
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Dave Grohl" | "Now the lead singer of the Foo Fighters, arguably more popular than Nirvana but not as infuential. He has also played for Tom Petty's Heartbreakers, Queens of the Stone Age, and Nine Inch Nails, and is now in a supergroup called Them Crooked Vultures." | - dxman |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Tourette's" | This title, which refers to a mental disorder where someone stands up and swears a blue steak (among other traits) is not used in the song. In fact, on the lyric sheet all that's listed is, "Cufk", "Tish" and "Sips". You do the math. - Sailor Sam |
"Sliver" | "Grandma" probably would have been better, since Kurt's telling her to take him home several times. - rocky |
"Lounge Act" | No lounge act mentioned, but Kurt does say the 'f'-word, which would be contraidictory to what a real lounge act would allow. - rocky |
"Lithium" | Although Kurt Cobain mentions "I'm not gonna crack" several times (and 'cracking' is why some people are prescribed lithium), the drug is not mentioned in the song. - rocky |
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" | "Here we are now, entertain us" - B1982 |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Farvana | The were really far out. | Janice Ferrell |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Progenerate" | "Breed" | NotShiny |
"Smells Like Teen Spit" | "Smells Like Teen Spirit" | Regina Haniger |
"All Of Paula's Cheese" | "All Apologies" | Stephen Jackson |
"Boron" | "Lithium" | Chazm |
"Frances Bean Kobain Will Have Her Revenge..." | "Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge..." | Glenn Rousseau |
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Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Lake Of Fire," | Lakes are not made of fire. | Stu L. Pigeon |
"Son Of A Gun," | Weapons can't have children | Evan |
"Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle," | She won't. Frances Farmer died in 1970. | Paul Bunions |
"The Man Who Sold The World," | Who sold the world? | Ninja Warior |
"Rape Me," | You can't rape the willing | Tom |
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Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Charmless Man," Blur | "Curmudgeon," Nirvana | |
"What Do I Know?," Ricochet | "You Know You're Right," Nirvana | |
"I'm Made Of Wax Larry, What Are You Made Of?," A Day To Remember | "Lithium," Nirvana | |
"Incense & Peppermints," Strawberry Alarm Clock | "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana | |
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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" | "Train My Seal Eric" | quart milkster |
"Polly" | "Anisa" | MrMimikyu |
"Beeswax" | "B's whacks" | guart milkster |
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" | "Dam I Cant Hear It" | guart milkster |
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" | "Train My Seal Eric" | Annie Gardener |
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" | "Train My Seal Eric" | Mad Hatter |
"Beeswax" | "B's Wacks" | card |
"Come As You Are" | "Guns That Shoot Stars" | eel deal |
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" | "Hell-like AR-15 Spirit" | eel deal |
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" | "Train My Seal Eric" | yldcard |
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Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Dumb | The Loud House (Nick) Promos - Leni Loud | LoriLoud33 |
Lithium | Lithium medication | Kerry |
Big cheese | Cheese | crazyj |
Heart-Shaped Box | Victoria's Secret Underwear | tictacs941 |
Something In The Way | Roadblock Information Helpline | Michelleh |
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Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Floyd The Barber | Barber Shop | Electron |
Rape Me | Dial-A-Prayer | Liz |
You Know You're Right | MENSA | brainstem |
Smells Like Teen Spirit | Sex Education | Jaz/Jarad |
Bleach | Oxi-clean | Glenn rousseau |
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First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Absolutely (Story Of A Girl) Nine Days | About A Girl Nirvana | Absolutely (Story About A Girl) Essentially the same meaning as the 1st song title | Frank |
Think Aretha Franklin | About A Girl Nirvana | Think About A Girl | Ralph |
Controversy Prince | About A Girl Nirvana | Controversy About A Girl | Jacynthia Maries |
No One Alicia Keys | Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana | No One Smells Like Teen Spirit How can you be sure? | David |
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"All Apologies"
Misheard Lyrics: Aerosol
Original Lyrics: In the sun
| "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics: Ann Maria
Original Lyrics: Memoria
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"About A Girl"
Misheard Lyrics: I’ll do do a number two
Original Lyrics: I do pick a number, too.
| "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics: Casuarina
Original Lyrics: Memoria
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"About A Girl"
Misheard Lyrics: I’ll do do a number two
Original Lyrics: I do pick a number, too.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Burt Number two is another name for poo |
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"Lithium"
The Funny Lyrics: I'm so ugly,
that's okay 'cause so are you Why They're Funny: Actually, I thought it was mean at first, but when taken out of context from the song, it is a pretty amusing line.
Submitted by: Mr. Bump
| "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
The Funny Lyrics: A mosquito, A libido
An albino, A mulatto Why They're Funny: It makes no sense that they would say this...It doesn't even go with the the rest of the lyrics....that's why I think it's funny.
Submitted by: Aaron
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"Negative Creep"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more. Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more.
Why They're Repetitive: The whole chorus and it's repeated ad nauseum at the end of the song. To top it off the verses are pretty repetitive too.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
| "Sliver"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Grandma take me home (x19)
Why They're Repetitive: 19 times!! Come on! That's gotta be one of the longest repetitive lyrics I've ever heard!
Submitted by: Gretch
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"Smells Like Teen Spirit"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: With the lights out, it's less dangerous.
Why They're Nonsensical: Wouldn't having your lights on be safer than roaming around in darkness provoking danger??
Submitted by: Chance Gollnick
| "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile I found it hard, it's hard to find Oh well, whatever, never mind Why They're Nonsensical: The entire song is nonsensical. This stanza is a perfect example.
Submitted by: ZSGhost
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"Come as you are"
The Insincere Lyrics: I don't have a gun
Why They're Insincere: We shall pretend that none of us have listened to the first line of Smells Like Teen Spirit, shall we? *cough* Load up your guns *cough*
Submitted by: ~Evenni~
| "Something In The Way"
The Insincere Lyrics: It's ok to eat fish
'Cause they don't have any feelings Why They're Insincere: Having been a fish all my life I can honestly say that after a long day at the office I feel tired
Submitted by: Exiles Shadow
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"All Apologies"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Sunburn, freezerburn
Chokin' on the ashes of her enemies Why They're Misrhymed: The rest of the song sort of has a rhyme scheme, but I'm pretty sure freezerburn doesn't rhyme with enemies.
Submitted by: Ninjabassman
| "Scentless Apprentice"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets
There are countless formulas for pressing flowers Why They're Misrhymed: First of all, pressing flowers and perfumed secrets have nothing to do with each other, or maybe I just don't get the metaphor. Second of all, flowers and perfume? Nice try Kurt.
Submitted by: Erica
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"Smells Like Teen Spirit"
The Insulting Lyrics: I feel stupid and contagious.
Why They're Insulting: If you think about it real hard, you can realize that he (Kurt Cobain) just insulted you.
Submitted by: Hank E. Panky
| "Lithium"
The Insulting Lyrics: I'm so ugly
But that's okay, 'cause so are you Why They're Insulting: Self-explanatory.
Submitted by: The Rev. A. Palgut
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"Negative Creep"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more...
Why They're Inappropriate: This has nothing to do with how Kurt is a negative creep and it's possibly a ripoff of Mudhoney's "Sweet Young Thing Ain't Sweet No More".
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
| "Come As You Are"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I swear I don't have a gun!
Why They're Inappropriate: Yes. He did have a gun. And he eventually shot himself with it.
Submitted by: Hamburger456
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"Sliver"
The Dated Lyrics: Grandma take me home
Why They're Dated: My own grandma is approaching 80 years of age; Kurt Cobain's must be just as dead as him right now.
Submitted by: The Rev. A. Palgut
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"Rape Me"
The Dirty Lyrics: Rape me, rape me my friend.
Rape me, rape me again. Hate me, do it and do it again. Why They're Dirty: So wait, you want someone to rape you, and then do it again?!
Submitted by: Kristina
| "Blew"
The Dirty Lyrics: And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to blew
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to lose And if you wouldn't care, I would like to leave And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe Why They're Dirty: These are the correct lyrics. In some ways, however, they can be interpreted about sex, mainly the first line.
Submitted by: Step-chan
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"Pennyroyal tea"
The Lyrics: Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld
Who They Mention: Leonard Cohen
Submitted by: Shannon
| "Pennyroyal Yea"
The Lyrics: Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld
So I can sigh eternally Who They Mention: Leonard Cohen
Submitted by: RussD
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"Smells Like Teen Spirit"
The Lyrics: 'Teen Spirit' is only mentioned in the title of the song, not in the lyrics.
Product Brand Name: Teen Spirit deodorant, as worn by Kurt Cobain's ex-girlfriend Tobi Vail.
Submitted by: Redd
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"Serve the Servants"
The Song Lyrics: I tried hard to have a father
But instead I had a dad Song They Mention: "Had a Dad" by Jane's Addiction
Submitted by: Nat
| "Lithium"
The Song Lyrics: I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there.
Song They Mention: "I'm So Excited" by the Pointer Sisters.
Submitted by: Alex
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"Heart-Shaped Box"
Opening Lines: She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak. I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks.
Comments: Submitted by: Liz Bone
| "All Apologies"
Opening Lines: What else should I be? All apologies.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Negative Creep"
The Lyrics: Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more.
Why: It should be, "Daddy's little girl ISN'T a girl ANYMORE." And maybe they should specify that she isn't a LITTLE girl anymore, otherwise it sounds like she got a sex change.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
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"Lithium"
The Lyrics: I'm so happy 'cause today I found my friends. They're in my head.
I'm so ugly but that's ok 'cause so are you. Why: The rythem sounds like an upbeat kids' song and Kurt tells us he's happy.......about his 'friends' in his head......yyyyyyeah
Submitted by: Bob
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"Negative Creep"
The Lyrics: I'm a negative creep when I'm stoned!
Why: Let me think, ummm, if you're not a stoner and you have this ringtone that's dumb, but if you are a stoner and your phone goes off when you're being pulled over for speeding...that's a disaster and also dumb!
Submitted by: G
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