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Album cover parody of Halo (Aus 2-Track) by Beyonce
Parody album cover
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This is the most recent information about Beyonce that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Beyonce, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

 
 

Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Beyonce' Knowles, Beyonce' featuring Sean Paul, Beyonce featuring Jay-Z, Beyonc頋nowles featuring Jay Z, Beyonce Knowles (feat. Jay-Z), Beyonce Knowles, Beyonce & Jay-Z, Beyonce featuring Sean Paul, Beyonce' featuring Jay-Z, Beyonce feat. Jay-Z, Beyonce and Jay_Z, Beyonc鼯a>

Jokes:

"Let me see your halo" No Beyonce, get your lazy butt down to Game Station and get your own copy!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Who kiled beyonce All the Single Ladies
Submitted by: bill
There are additional Beyonce music jokes available.

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Beyonce Giselle Knowles. Submitted by: Joe

Also known as: Beyonce Giselle Knowles. Submitted by: Boomer

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Black Bettie Page. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
BouncyShe's got a nice full rack!Robert D. Arndt Jr.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Irresponsible""Irreplaceable"Reggie Pillbox
"Mia""Diva"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Via""Diva"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Cello""Halo"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Rock Your World (Girls)""Run the World (Girls)"Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional Beyonce new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Name Of The Game," ABBA"Halo," Beyonce
"What Have I Got Of My Own?," Trini Lopez"Me, Myself And I," Beyonce
"Angel," Aerosmith"Halo," Beyonce
"Ladies Night," Kool & The Gang"Single Ladies," Beyonce
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Dangerously I Love 2" originally "Dangerously In Love 2"
Having two lovers at once can be dangerous!
Candy Welty
"Hip Ho Star" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Duncan Moore
"Hi Hop Star" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Hi, as in slang for 'high'
Duncan Moore
"Hip Op Star" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Op, as in short for option
Duncan Moore
"Hip Hop Tar" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Candy Welty

There are additional Beyonce song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Hip Hoop Star" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Duncan Moore
"Whip Hop Star" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Wendy Torrance
"Ship Hop Star" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Wendy Torrance
"Chip Hop Star" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Wendy Torrance
"Hip Shop Star" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Wendy Torrance

There are additional Beyonce song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Halk" originally "Halo"
Halk = a nook or corner
Karen Smith
"Palo" originally "Halo"
Palo means stick or tree in Spanish.
Karen Smith
"Hals" originally "Halo"
More than one guy named "Hal"
Karen Smith
"Hale" originally "Halo"
Hale = strong & healthy
Karen Smith
"Hilo" originally "Halo"
A city in Hawaii
Serafina

There are additional Beyonce song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Nov 12
a parody of "Crazy in Love" by Beyonce
Apparently while I submitted the lyrics back in 2006, I never put the recording on this site. Well--the recording was on a midi--had to change that. Lyrically this one hasn't been transformed as much because I wanted it to reflect the time I wrote it, but the recording itself has been drastically changed.
Soundclick: (mp3)
Dec 6
a parody of "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On it)" by Beyonce
Christmas-themed parody taking Beyonce's (and Liza's) advice about demanding a ring
YouTube: (YouTube)
Feb 1
a parody of "If I were a Boy" by Beyonce
The unemployment rate is rising and people are stuck in a rut. What better way to cope than to sing about it...
You Tube: (Mp3 (iTunes), m4v (You Tube))
Feb 22
a parody of "If I Were A Boy" by Beyonce
If I Were A Nerd- Parody of Beyonce's If i were A Boy
www.youtube.com: (Mp4)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Drunk In Love""Drunk On Gloves"Dylan Baranski
"Crazy in Love""Crazy for Gloves"Dylan Baranski
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)""DNC Ladies (Throw Your Hat In It)"Chris Wolvie
"Irreplaceable""Unaffordable"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Halo""Big Toe"Parody Diva
"Halo""Big Toe"Daneshia Tennyson
"Halo""LEGO"Matthias
"Single Ladies""Der Bingle Ladies"Airfarcewon
"Halo""Halo"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Single Ladies""Single Gays"Lushscreamqueen

There are additional Beyonce song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Sweet DreamsAmbien CRminny short

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
If I Were a BoyTransgender Help ServiceFizz
Sweet DreamsBedtime StoriesDongquan
Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it)Online Dating ServiceDongquan
GreenlightColor Blindness Support Networklady cutie

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Simply Irresistible
   Robert Palmer
Irreplaceable
   Beyonce
Simply Irreplaceable
Serafina
It Hurts To Be In Love
   Gene Pitney
Crazy In Love
   Beyonce
It Hurts To Be Crazy In Love
Serafina
Viva La Vida
   Coldplay
Halo
   Beyonce
Viva la Halo
Dongquan
Hard to Beat
   Hard-Fi
Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)
   Beyonce
Hard to Beat the Single Ladies
Dongquan
There are additional Beyonce duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Brother Beyonce
Brother Beyond combined with Beyonce
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Captain Beyonce
Captain Beyond combined with Beyonce
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Beoyzonce
Boyzone combined with Beyonce
Might be pronounced as "Bee-oy-ZONE-say." Why did I combine these two? Well, when seeing these performers' names, I often thought that they looked oh so similar.
Submitted By: Mitch
Neyonce
Ne-Yo combined with Beyonce
Doesn't it sound funny?
Submitted By: Charles

There are additional Beyonce Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Drunk in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
eat the cake, anime
Original Lyrics:
eat the cake, Anna Mae
"Single Ladies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a cigarette
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tighter than my very own jeans
Original Lyrics:
Tighter than my Deréon jeans
"Single Ladies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a single-ette, I'm a single-ette
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies, all the single ladies.
There are additional Beyonce misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Single Ladies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a cigarette
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies

Story about this misheard lyric by: Asher Jaffe

I was very small and so was my brain. When I was a toddler I could've sworn it was "I'm a cigarette." This was, as it transpired, wrong.

There are additional Beyonce misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Halo"
Better Lyrics:
It's like I've been awakaned

By the smell of bacon
Original Lyrics:
It's like I've been awakaned

Every rule I had you brakin'
Submitted by: Flash Flood

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Irreplacable"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
To the left, to the left,
to the left, to the left,
everything is to the left.
Why They're Repetitive:
Okay I think telling the guy to take his stuff and get out once is enough B.
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Work It Out"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Is y'all alright I don't know,
but I know what's happened to me girl
Hey is y'all alright uh, break it down now
Why They're Nonsensical:
I just can't seem to figure out why this part of the song is necessary.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
"Deja Vu"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Know that I can't get over you
'Cause everything I see is you
And I don't want no substitute
Baby I swear it's deja vu
Why They're Nonsensical:
Beyonce being romantically obsessed with someone and deluding herself into thinking he's omnipresent is in no way deja vu. I think that's in fact being a psychosis-bordering neurotic [and wouldn't have that been a catchier title?] Guess Miss Knowles should've checked a dictionary before writing this song.
Submitted by: wadded beef

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Hip Hop Star"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I dare you to undress me
baby let me know if you want to roll with a hip hop star
Why They're Inappropriate:
'Undress me'? Beyonce you are a naughty girl. Wait till Jay-Z hears about this.
Submitted by: Kassi5
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Blow"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Can you eat my Skittles
It's the sweetest in the middle
Pink is the flavor
Solve the riddle
Why They're Dirty:
She is talking about receiving cunnilingus.
Submitted by: xxxpress
"Drunk In Love"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Then I fill up the tub halfway and ride it with my surfboard Surfboard, surfboard Graining on that wood, graining, graining on that wood I'm swerving on that
Why They're Dirty:
The "surfboard" and "wood" are referring to private parts in this song. The whole song is dirty, actually, but these lyrics especially graphic.
Submitted by: Oogy2Boogy
There are additional Beyonce dirty lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it)"
Opening Lines:
All the single ladies...
Comments:
Submitted by: Dongquan
"If I Were a Boy"
Opening Lines:
If I were a boy, I think I could understand....
Comments:
Submitted by: Dongquan

Song Title Space Change:

"Sing "Lela Dies"" originally "Single Ladies"
Submitted by: Cheryl Jordan

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Get Me Bodied"
The Lyrics:

"a little sweat aint never hurt nobody"
" when we conversate"
Why:
1. not only is "aint" not a word, he said "aint never", meaning "not none", and everybody knows that there shouldn't be more than one negative in a sentence, and then she ends it with "nobody" 2. "conversate" isn't a word, the verb is "converse"
Submitted by: Brenda
"Get Me Bodied"
The Lyrics:

"a little sweat aint never hurt nobody"
" when we conversate"
Why:
1. not only is "aint" not a word, he said "aint never", meaning "not none", and everybody knows that there shouldn't be more than one negative in a sentence, and then she ends it with "nobody" 2. "conversate" isn't a word, the verb is "converse"
Submitted by: Brenda

Band Name Anagrams:

Bye, Cone Submitted by: Eva Shortoria
Been Coy Submitted by: Lauren Overstreet
Bye Once Submitted by: Stacy
As in I'll only say "bye" one time.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Hola" originally "Halo"
'Hello' in Spanish (pronounced OH-lah)
Submitted by: Megan
"Hal O." originally "Halo"
Also a space-change!
Submitted by: Jill Conrad
"O Hal" originally "Halo"
Submitted by: Jill Conrad
"Oh, Al" originally "Halo"
Submitted by: Jill Conrad
"Toni Tapir" originally "Partition"
A Tapir named Toni?
Submitted by: Christina Caraway

There are additional Beyonce Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Girls (Who Run The World)"
The Lyrics:
this is how they made me Houston Texas baby
Why:
houston,texas
Submitted by: Karmen
 

Song Title Acrostics:

SO: "Start Over"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
LOT: "Love On Top"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Irreplaceable"
The Lyrics:
You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you in a minute
And in fact, he'll be here in a minute, baby
You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
Don't you ever for a second get to thinking
You're irreplaceable.
Why:
Despite the up tempo melody, it's actually a break-up song, and Beyonce is in denial. She is actually hoping that a man like the one she just broke up with will come to her door the next day. As I interpret them, she wants some other guy to mistreat her the same way. :/
Submitted by: Gus
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

See Yon Bay originally "Beyonce"
Submitted by: Eva Shortoria

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Superbowl Contest"
Pepsi announced recently that 100 fans of Beyonce will hit the stage when the Grammy-winning diva performs Feb 3, 2013 at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans. A contest that kicks off 12/29/12 will allow fans to submit photos of themselves in various poses, oncluding head bopping, feet tapping, and hip shaking. Those pictures will be used in a TV ad introducing Beyonce's halftime performance, and 50 of those people (along with a friend) will be selected to join the singer onstage. The photo contest ends Jan 19th, but Jan 11th is the cut-off date for those interesting in appearing with Beyonce.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Her curves"
She is one of the few celebrities of the 21st century to weigh more than 110 lbs.
Submitted by: Rachel

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