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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

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Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Carol Of The Bells""Christmas is here, bringing good cheer...", "Ding, dong, ding, dong...".(usually accompanied by Christmas bells). - Santa
"Coventry Carol"Also known by its first line, "Bye-bye, thou little tiny child". The title "Coventry Carol" is nowhere in the lyrics. - Donna Rand Blitzen
"The Angels' Song""The Angels' Song" is in fact the original title given the song by its author, Edmund H. Sears, But today possibly few even know it by that title. It has become generally known by its first line, "It came upon the midnight clear". - Thessaly Danes
"America"Opening and best know line is "My country, 'tis of thee". In fact, that is often parenthetically attached to the title, most likely to distinguish it from "America The Beautiful" another song that also might be thought of as "America" and which DOES have "America" in the title. - Thessaly Danes
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic""Mine eyes have seen the glory" (opening line) or "Glory, glory, Hallelujah" (opens each chorus) could either be the best know lyrics. The title certainly isn't in the lyrics. - Thessaly Danes

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Silent But Deadly Night""Silent Night"Jake
"Home Of The Strange""Home On The Range"oldsongs
"Jingling Balls""Jingle Bells"Plankton
"Little Hack Foreigner""Little Jack Horner"kid
"Mary Had a Kid Named Sam""Mary had a Little Lamb"kid

There are additional Traditional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"The Twelve Days Of Christmas,"NOT impossible; 12 days of Xmas = Dec 25 - Jan 5.reo
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming,"No rose blooms forever.reo
"99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall,"They need some means of support, else they'll fallreo
"He's Got the Whole World in His Hands,"He must have some very huge handsreo
"Here Comes Peter Cottontail,"You might as well say Waiting For Gidot.reo

There are additional Traditional literally impossible song titles available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Where's Captain Kirk?""O Canada," TraditionalWhere he was from anyway! - Rapheal
"Santa's Reindeer Ride""It Came Upon A Midnight Clear," TraditionalRenee Keener
"Who's Man?""Must Be Santa," TraditionalObi-Wan
"Who Will Save Your Soul?""Jesus Saves," TraditionalLucinda Blair
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Go Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" originally "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Don't wait for God to do it.
Anne
"Hoe On The Range" originally "Home On The Range"
And a lot of land to hoe there.
Valerie Cameron
"Home On The Rage" originally "Home On The Range"
Regina Olsen
"Children, Go Where I End Thee" originally "Children, Go Where I Send Thee"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"I Came Upon The Midnight Clear" originally "It Came Upon The Midnight Clear"
Bridget Andrews

There are additional Traditional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Silent Knight" originally "Silent Night"
Serafina
"Home On The Orange" originally "Home On The Range"
Valerie Cameron
"Home On The Grange" originally "Home On The Range"
Valerie Cameron
"Home On The Ranger" originally "Home On The Range"
Valerie Cameron
"Homer On The Range" originally "Home On The Range"
Valerie Cameron

There are additional Traditional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"The Bottle Hymn Of The Republic" originally "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Beverly Stiles
"The Cattle Hymn Of The Republic" originally "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Mae Beam
"Axe Maria" originally "Ave Maria"
Naomi Swanson
"Ate Maria" originally "Ave Maria"
Naomi Swanson
"Eve Maria" originally "Ave Maria"
Naomi Swanson

There are additional Traditional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Recordings:

Dec 9 "Twelve Years of Brookstone" by TJC a parody of "Twelve Days of Christmas" by Traditional
A musical parody of a holiday classic! Sort of an enhanced slide show to music. Sorry about the pixelation but Google compressed the heck out of it (235 MB original uploaded file). Would have put it on YouTube but their max is 100MB. Note: This was way more time consuing than I had imagined! I had never before tried any form of "video" production and learned this program from scratch (ProShowGold), though am apparently just scratching the surface of its capabilities. There were over 300 pictures and countless timing issues and titles to coordinate for this six minute piece...wish I could sing... would have been so much better... que sera! (means lame larynx in Spanish). If I attempt this again, I suspect it will only be to one of my shorty (i.e. Edelweiss) submissions... I'd appreciate any feedback/suggestions for future endeavours...Thanks! Google Video: (Musical presentation on Google Video) (Comments)
Dec 7 "She'll Be Cummin' And A Shoutin'" by Dee Range/Paul Wooten a parody of "She'll Be Comin' Round The Mountain" by Traditional
R-rated. Don't play this with the kids nearby :-) JibJab: (Quicktime) (Comments)
Nov 29 "Past Two o'clock" by dwsChorale a parody of "Past Three o'clock" by Traditional
A-cappella description of a late night party and a furious but powerless neighbour, in a jazzy reworking of the old tune to "Past 3 o'clock", composed and sung by David Solomons David Solomons' Music SIte: (mp3) (Comments)
Dec 21 "Shadow the hedgehog" by Andrea Huckstep a.k.a. Queen Dedede a parody of "Frosty the Snowman" by Traditional
Don't know who Shadow the hedgehog is? Listen to this :) Soundclick: (MP3) (Comments)
Oct 18 "The Conductor's 12 Day Christmas Nightmare" by David W Solomons a parody of "The 12 days of Christmas" by Traditional
The choir usually sings in procession without a glitch, but these are a few things that could go wrong during the Christmas festivities. Enjoy the choral effect! TopTempo: (mp3) (Comments)
Feb 9 "Hum They Told Me" by Tim Mayfield a parody of "The Little Drummer Boy" by Traditional
When they tell you to hum when everyone else is singing, it can upset you a little. Enough to write a parody, at least. www.soundclick.com: (Mp3) (Comments)
June 25 "Walkers in a Winter Wonderland" by Steven Cavanagh a parody of "Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Star Wars: A Rebel soldier on Hoth laments his misfortune. www.theforce.net/songbook: (mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"This Old Man""This Old Van"Tim Mayfield
"Sailing, Sailing (Over The Bounding Main)""Palin, Palin"Tommy Turtle
"Abide With Me""A Bed With Me"Airfarcewon
"O Holy Night""Obama's Night"Airfarcewon
"Old Black Joe""Bold Hack Joe"Barry J. Mitchel
"Danny Boy""Tranny Boy"Airfarcewon
"The Hokey Pokey""The Hokey Pokey"Merry & Pippin
"The Little Drummer Boy""Rum They Told Me"Tim Mayfield
"Lord Of Nation""Game Of Ration."Dr Music
"She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain""Falcon Punch"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

There are additional Traditional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
La CucarachaExterminator/Pest ControlScandia
Drunken SailorPSA on drinking & drivingRyan J.
Let Me FlyEl-Al Israel AirlinesRaphael
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke That CigarettePhilip Morris, Inc.Susanna Viljanen
Cigarettes, Whiskey and Wild, Wild WomenBureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and FirearmsSusanna Viljanen
There are additional Traditional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
What Child is This?Abortion clinic/Adoption agencyDiddims
Lord, I Know I've Been ChangedGLAAD/Any LGBT organizationDiddims
Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer on the WallAlcoholics AnonymousJeffrey Hope
99 Bottles of Beer On The WallAlcoholics AnonymousJeffrey Hope
Eatin' Goober PeasGeorge Lindsey's homeoldtimer
There are additional Traditional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Dope Nose
   Weezer
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
   Traditional
Rudolph The Red Dope Nosed Reindeer
Beverly Stiles
Concrete Angel
   Martina McBride
Angels We Have Heard On High
   Traditional
Concrete Angels We Have Heard On High
Amber Wayland
Concrete Angel
   Martina McBride
Angels From The Realms Of Glory
   Traditional
Concrete Angels From The Realms Of Glory
Amber Wayland
Heat Of The Night
   Bryan Adams
The Night Before Christmas
   Traditional
The Heat Of The Night Before Christmas
Talk about a hot Christmas Eve!
Mean Gene Rayburn
There are additional Traditional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"O Come All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh come, little Sadornia.
Original Lyrics:
Oh come, let us adore him.
"Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a partridge dinner pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree.
"The Muffin Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, do you know the muffin man
Who lives on Cherry Lane?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, do you know the muffin man
Who lives in Drury Lane?
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
O tidings of Thumper and Joy
Original Lyrics:
O tidings of comfort and joy
There are additional Traditional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"O Come All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh come, little Sadornia.
Original Lyrics:
Oh come, let us adore him.

Story about this misheard lyric by: fredsdead

Words my sister sang when she was little.

There are additional Traditional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Winter Wonderland"
Better Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he is Trick-or-Treat.
Then he'll fly away 'cause he's an airplane.
Oh, building snowmen is so very sweet!
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
He'll say "Are you married?" We'll say "No, man,
But you can do the job when you're in town."
Submitted by: Betty Samaon
"Jingle Bells"
Better Lyrics:
A day or two ago,
I went to take a pee.
And soon Miss Fanny Fright
Was seated next to me.
With debut mean and rank,
A logjam seemed her lot.
And then, with might blast that stank,
My tummy got upset!
Original Lyrics:
A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride.
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side.
The horse was lean and lank.
Misfortune seemed his lot.
We got into a drifted bank,
And whee, we got upset!
Submitted by: Bridget Andrews
"Happy Birthday"
Better Lyrics:
Happy birthday KaSLaX
There's no more mistake
Now blow out your candles
Don't spit on its cake
Original Lyrics:
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear [person's name]
Happy birthday to you
Submitted by: Mickey D.

Funny Lyrics:

"Holly Jolly Christmas"
The Funny Lyrics:
Have a cup of cheer
Why They're Funny:
It sounds like this song is encouraging people to drink laundry detergent.
Submitted by: Cryptic Wizard
 

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Happy Birthday to You"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday, dear [fill in], Happy birthday to you.
Why They're Repetitive:
Is this really the best we can do for a song to be sung over and over for decades?
Submitted by: Kathy
 

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Yankee Doodle"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Yankee Doodle went to town,
Riding on a pony.
Stuck a feather in his hat
And called it macaroni.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Whoever heard of sticking a feather in your hat and calling it macaroni? That doesn't make any sense!
Submitted by: Poralee Rhodes
"I Saw Three Ships"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Pray whither sailed those ships all three
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day?
Oh, they sailed into Bethlehem
On Christmas Day in the morning!
Why They're Nonsensical:
Bethlehem is not a seaport, nor is it situated on any navigable rivers!
Submitted by: Melanie Bianca Green
There are additional Traditional nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Silent Night"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Silent night!
Holy night!
Why They're Misrhymed:
Night doesn't rhyme with istelf!
Submitted by: 50 Cent
"Joshua Fit de Battle of Jericho"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
You can talk about your kings of Gideon
You can talk about your men of Saul
But there's none like good old Joshua
And the battle of Jericho
Why They're Misrhymed:
I hat to say this about a revered religious song like this, but...'Saul' and 'Jericho' don't rhyme
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
There are additional Traditional misrhymed lyrics available.

Insulting Lyrics:

"Jolly Old Saint Nicholas"
The Insulting Lyrics:
As for me, my little brain
Isn't very bright.
Choose for me, dear Santa Claus,
What you think is right.
Why They're Insulting:
If self-insults count, these lyrics are insulting indeed. The narrator throughout is self-denigrating to some extent, telling Santa to identify his / her stocking by its being the shortest one, and attributing to his / her (presumably older) siblings clearer thoughts of what that want for Christmas, certainly self-effacing coming from one who also says 'my little brain isn't very bright'. Wonder what person would plant such self-deprecating thoughts into a poor kid's mind?
Submitted by: Stephanie Craddock
 

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"White Christmas [in sometimes included intro]"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
There's never been such a day
In Beverly Hills, LA.
Why They're Inappropriate:
'Beverly Hills, LA' is in the form of a [city],[state] address. In such a form, 'LA' is the abbreviation for Louisiana. But I very seriously doubt that the song means to refer to Beverly Hills, Louisiana, even if there is such a place.
Submitted by: Regina Olsen
"In My Merry Oldsmobile"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
You can go as far as you like with me
In My Merry Oldsmobile.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Wasn't this song written when it was more likely that the guy's footprints would be found upside down on the dashboard of a horse-drawn buggy? Maybe I should get my mind out of the gutter. :D
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
There are additional Traditional inappropriate lyrics available.

Dated Lyrics:

"Deck the Halls"
The Dated Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
Why They're Dated:
"Gay apparel" originally meant "cheerful clothes." Modern day "gay apparel" conjures up something completely different.
Submitted by: Psycho Librarian
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
The Lyrics:
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks
I don't care if I ever get back
Product Brand Name:
Cracker Jacks
Submitted by: oldtimer
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Sidewalks Of New York"
The Song Lyrics:
East side, west side,
All around the town,
The tots sang 'Ring-a-Rosie,'
'London Bridge is Falling Down'
Song They Mention:
London Bridge Is Falling Down
Submitted by: Heather Brockwell
"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"
The Song Lyrics:
They're singing "Deck The Halls"
But it's not like Christmas at all
Song They Mention:
Deck The Halls
Submitted by: Hermey

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

""All Hail The Power Of Jesus' Name""
Opening Lines:
All hail the power of Jesus' name, let angels prostrate fall.
Comments:
Submitted by: Vic George
"Jesus Loves Me"
Opening Lines:
Jesus loves me, this I know. For the Bible tells me so.
Comments:
Submitted by: Christian
There are additional Traditional spelling lyrics available.

Boasts in Song Lyrics:

"The United States Marines' Hymn"
The Boasting Lyrics:
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded by
The United States Marines.
Comments:
I'm a patriotic American (in case anyone should question it), But that doesn't mean I can't identify boasting when I see it. And THESE LINES are boasting!
Submitted by: Sheila Evans
 

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
The Lyrics:
A child, a child, shivers in the cold.
Let us bring him silver and gold.
Why:
Someone speaks of a child suffering in the cold, and then all they can think of to bring him are two of the best known conductors of heat, which could only conduct more heat away from him! He needs, on the other hand, something insulating, like blankets!
Submitted by: Adrienne Ramseur
 

Song Title Space Change:

"The Battle Hymn Of There Public" originally "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Submitted by: Mae Beam
"Ave Marisa" originally "Ave Maria"
Submitted by: Naomi Swanson
"Ave Marina" originally "Ave Maria"
Submitted by: Naomi Swanson
"Pat A Pan" originally "Patapan"
And hug a pot too!
Submitted by: Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Here We Come; A. Was sailing" originally "Here We Come A-Wassailing"
Whoever A. is.
Submitted by: Brittany Snowflake

There are additional Traditional Song Title Space Change available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Sly Anal Nudge" originally "Auld Lang Syne"
It'll get you in the end.
Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Defiles A Steed" originally "Adeste Fideles"
Submitted by: Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"A Slckened Owl's Gong" originally "Good King Wenceslas"
Submitted by: Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"Aided Eel's Fest" originally "Adeste Fideles"
Submitted by: Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"A Clogged Nose Winks" originally "Good King Wenceslas"
Submitted by: Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire

There are additional Traditional Song Title Anagrams available.

Lyrics Pronunciation:

"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
The Lyrics:
Veiled in flesh, the Godhead see!
"Hail th'incarnate Deity".
Why:
The unconventional contraction "th'incarnate", for "the incarnate", is used to make the line fit the song's meter.
Submitted by: Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
The Lyrics:
With th'angelic host proclaim,
"Christ is born in Bethlehem".
Why:
The unconventional contraction "th'angelic", for "the angelic", is used to make the line fit the song's meter.
Submitted by: Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
There are additional Traditional Lyrics Pronunciation available.

Song Title Acrostics:

SONY: "Sidewalks Of New York"
Submitted by: Millie Verst
YAMS: "You Are My Sunshine"
Submitted by: Millie Verst

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Leak Ye The Sword" originally "Seek Ye The Lord"
Submitted by: Thessaly Danes
"I Saw Commie Missing Santa Claus" originally "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Like in some country where he's banned.
Submitted by: Cynthia Avery
"Ray Slide" originally "Sleigh Ride"
Submitted by: Renee Keener
"I Bird The Hells On Christmas Day" originally "I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day"
Don't know if it makes any sense, but...
Submitted by: Santa
"Barrel Of The Kells" originally "Carol Of The Bells"
Kell: a cocoon for insects.
Submitted by: santa

There are additional Traditional Song Title Spoonerisms available.

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Poor Howard"
The Lyrics:
Poor Howard's dead and gone.
Left us here to sing this song.
Why:
I listened to this song a lot as a child, and I liked it for its bouncy, upbeat feel, then I realized that the lyrics aren't very uplifting. Unless, of course, we are supposed to be happy that Howard is dead... but I don't think so.
Submitted by: Raphael
"Frosty The Snowman"
The Lyrics:
Frosty the Snowman
Knew the Sun was hot that day.
So he said "Let's run and we'll have som fun
Now, before I melt away.
Why:
Melody-wise, this is an updeat Christmas standard. But when I was a child, few songs made me cry so much. The thought of a snowman that magically came alive, but only to have to say let's hurry to have fun because he'd melt away soon, was about one of the saddest impositions upon the otherwise cheery season that I could imagine. I utterly dreaded the thought of having to hear this "Christmas song"!
Submitted by: Jamie Burke
There are additional Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics available.

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Near The Cross"
The Lyrics:
Near the cross, near the cross,
Be my glory ever,
'Til my ransomed soul shall find
Rest beyond the river.
Why:
Near the cross, near the cross,
Be my glory ever,
'Til my handsome roll shall find
Rest beyond the river.
Submitted by: Ingrid McCannless
There are additional Traditional Lyrics Spoonerisms available.

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Deck The Halls"
2006 film w/ Danny DeVito and Matthew Broderick
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

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