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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

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Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Carol Of The Bells""Christmas is here, bringing good cheer...", "Ding, dong, ding, dong...".(usually accompanied by Christmas bells). - Santa
"Coventry Carol"Also known by its first line, "Bye-bye, thou little tiny child". The title "Coventry Carol" is nowhere in the lyrics. - Donna Rand Blitzen
"The Angels' Song""The Angels' Song" is in fact the original title given the song by its author, Edmund H. Sears, But today possibly few even know it by that title. It has become generally known by its first line, "It came upon the midnight clear". - Thessaly Danes
"America"Opening and best know line is "My country, 'tis of thee". In fact, that is often parenthetically attached to the title, most likely to distinguish it from "America The Beautiful" another song that also might be thought of as "America" and which DOES have "America" in the title. - Thessaly Danes
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic""Mine eyes have seen the glory" (opening line) or "Glory, glory, Hallelujah" (opens each chorus) could either be the best know lyrics. The title certainly isn't in the lyrics. - Thessaly Danes

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Silent But Deadly Night""Silent Night"Jake
"Home Of The Strange""Home On The Range"oldsongs
"Jingling Balls""Jingle Bells"Plankton
"Little Hack Foreigner""Little Jack Horner"kid
"Mary Had a Kid Named Sam""Mary had a Little Lamb"kid

There are additional Traditional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic,"Since when does a republic have a hymn?reo
"Silent Night,"You can't expect a day or night to be all quietreo
"Silent Night,"Can't be silent if you're singing about it.reo
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming,"No rose blooms forever.reo
"99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall,"They need some means of support, else they'll fallreo

There are additional Traditional literally impossible song titles available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Name of the Game""B.I.N.G.O.," TraditionalEd
"Where's Captain Kirk?""O Canada," TraditionalWhere he was from anyway! - Rapheal
"Santa's Reindeer Ride""It Came Upon A Midnight Clear," TraditionalRenee Keener
"Who's Man?""Must Be Santa," TraditionalObi-Wan
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"My Wild Iris Rose" originally "My Wild Irish Rose"
A wild girl or a strange hybrid flower?
Brianna Holden
"While Shepherds Watched Their Locks" originally "While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks"
Mark Chesnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Go Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" originally "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Don't wait for God to do it.
Anne
"Hoe On The Range" originally "Home On The Range"
And a lot of land to hoe there.
Valerie Cameron
"Home On The Rage" originally "Home On The Range"
Regina Olsen

There are additional Traditional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"When The Troll Is Called Up Yonder" originally "When The Roll Is Called Up Yonder"
Melissa Conway
"You Pare My Sunshine" originally "You Are My Sunshine"
Betty Samson
"You Bare My Sunshine" originally "You Are My Sunshine"
Betty Samson
"I'll Bet Home For Christmas" originally "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
Before or after the foreclosure?
Mark Chesnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"I'll Beg Home For Christmas" originally "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
Mark Chesnut Roasting On An Open Fire

There are additional Traditional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"My Wild Trish Rose" originally "My Wild Irish Rose"
What a wild girl that Trish Rose is!
Kerianne Hopkins
"When The Toll Is Called Up Yonder" originally "When The Roll Is Called Up Yonder"
Betty Samson
"I'll Be Homo For Christmas" originally "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
Can't see why anyone would miss this.
Francis A. Sissy
"While Shepherds Watched Their Clocks" originally "While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks "
Mark Chesnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"I'll Be Nome For Christmas" originally "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
Only in Alaska, and preferably Governor Palin.
Mark Chesnut Roasting On An Open Fire

There are additional Traditional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Recordings:

Jan 1 "12 Months of 2008" by Slyth66 a parody of "12 Days of Christmas" by Traditional
What a crazy year! Song parody about all the big events of 2008! YouTube: (Video) (Comments)
Dec 21 "Walking in the Mall (Without My Pants)" by Sanity Claus a parody of "Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
a funny song to put you in the holiday spirit! myspace.com: (MP3) (Comments)
Dec 9 "Twelve Years of Brookstone" by TJC a parody of "Twelve Days of Christmas" by Traditional
A musical parody of a holiday classic! Sort of an enhanced slide show to music. Sorry about the pixelation but Google compressed the heck out of it (235 MB original uploaded file). Would have put it on YouTube but their max is 100MB. Note: This was way more time consuing than I had imagined! I had never before tried any form of "video" production and learned this program from scratch (ProShowGold), though am apparently just scratching the surface of its capabilities. There were over 300 pictures and countless timing issues and titles to coordinate for this six minute piece...wish I could sing... would have been so much better... que sera! (means lame larynx in Spanish). If I attempt this again, I suspect it will only be to one of my shorty (i.e. Edelweiss) submissions... I'd appreciate any feedback/suggestions for future endeavours...Thanks! Google Video: (Musical presentation on Google Video) (Comments)
Dec 7 "She'll Be Cummin' And A Shoutin'" by Dee Range/Paul Wooten a parody of "She'll Be Comin' Round The Mountain" by Traditional
R-rated. Don't play this with the kids nearby :-) JibJab: (Quicktime) (Comments)
Nov 29 "Past Two o'clock" by dwsChorale a parody of "Past Three o'clock" by Traditional
A-cappella description of a late night party and a furious but powerless neighbour, in a jazzy reworking of the old tune to "Past 3 o'clock", composed and sung by David Solomons David Solomons' Music SIte: (mp3) (Comments)
Dec 21 "Shadow the hedgehog" by Andrea Huckstep a.k.a. Queen Dedede a parody of "Frosty the Snowman" by Traditional
Don't know who Shadow the hedgehog is? Listen to this :) Soundclick: (MP3) (Comments)
Oct 18 "The Conductor's 12 Day Christmas Nightmare" by David W Solomons a parody of "The 12 days of Christmas" by Traditional
The choir usually sings in procession without a glitch, but these are a few things that could go wrong during the Christmas festivities. Enjoy the choral effect! TopTempo: (mp3) (Comments)
Feb 9 "Hum They Told Me" by Tim Mayfield a parody of "The Little Drummer Boy" by Traditional
When they tell you to hum when everyone else is singing, it can upset you a little. Enough to write a parody, at least. www.soundclick.com: (Mp3) (Comments)
June 25 "Walkers in a Winter Wonderland" by Steven Cavanagh a parody of "Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Star Wars: A Rebel soldier on Hoth laments his misfortune. www.theforce.net/songbook: (mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"O' Christmas Tree""Oh IRS"Gary Lewis
"Streets of Laredo (or El Paso)""Streets of Killeen TX (Fort Hood)"Barry J. Mitchel
"Santa Clause is Coming to Town""Filthy Paws are Cooking Your Chow"Rick Duncan
"Ten Little Indians""Ten Little Jihadists"Susanna Viljanen
"O Come Little Children""O Come Twitter Children"Barry J. Mitchel
"White Christmas""Rank, Wet Fart"Andria
"All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth""All I Want by New Year's Is My Health Care Bill"Barry J. Mitchel
"Twelve days of Christmas""Twelve Horrors of Halloween"Deathlurker
"O Little Town of Bethlehem""Obama Frowns on Washington*"Barry J. Mitchel
"Twelve Days of Christmas""Twelve Days in Jail"Andria

There are additional Traditional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
La CucarachaExterminator/Pest ControlScandia
Drunken SailorPSA on drinking & drivingRyan J.
Let Me FlyEl-Al Israel AirlinesRaphael
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke That CigarettePhilip Morris, Inc.Susanna Viljanen
Cigarettes, Whiskey and Wild, Wild WomenBureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and FirearmsSusanna Viljanen
There are additional Traditional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
What Child is This?Abortion clinic/Adoption agencyDiddims
Lord, I Know I've Been ChangedGLAAD/Any LGBT organizationDiddims
Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer on the WallAlcoholics AnonymousJeffrey Hope
99 Bottles of Beer On The WallAlcoholics AnonymousJeffrey Hope
Eatin' Goober PeasGeorge Lindsey's homeoldtimer
There are additional Traditional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Perverted
   Mindless Self Indulgence
Alphabet Song
   Traditional
The Perverted Alphabet Song
Perverted Alphabet Song
MSIlover
Dope Nose
   Weezer
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
   Traditional
Rudolph The Red Dope Nosed Reindeer
Beverly Stiles
Concrete Angel
   Martina McBride
Angels We Have Heard On High
   Traditional
Concrete Angels We Have Heard On High
Amber Wayland
Concrete Angel
   Martina McBride
Angels From The Realms Of Glory
   Traditional
Concrete Angels From The Realms Of Glory
Amber Wayland
There are additional Traditional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the toilet's last cleaning
Original Lyrics:
at the twilight's last gleaming
"Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then one forty Christmas Eve
or
Then one farty Christmas Eve
Original Lyrics:
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
That saved a wrench like me.
Original Lyrics:
That saved a wretch like me.
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the way the old year passes.
Original Lyrics:
Fast away the old year passes.
There are additional Traditional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the toilet's last cleaning
Original Lyrics:
at the twilight's last gleaming

Story about this misheard lyric by: Laura S.

I was teaching the song to kindergarten students & one girl thought this was the lyric.

There are additional Traditional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Are You Sleeping, Brother John? (Frere Jacques)"
Better Lyrics:
Are you drinking, are you drinking, from the john, from the john?
Original Lyrics:
Are you sleeping, are you sleeping, brother John, brother John?
Submitted by: Andria
"Happy Birthday"
Better Lyrics:
Slappy Birthday to you!

Slappy Birthday to you!

You need a good slapping,

And I'll give you one, too!
Original Lyrics:
Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday dear (insert name here),

Happy Birthday to you!
Submitted by: Dylan Baranski
"Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Better Lyrics:
first day of christmas my true love gave to me a beer
Original Lyrics:
first day of christmas my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree
Submitted by: Teresa Follows

Funny Lyrics:

"Holly Jolly Christmas"
The Funny Lyrics:
Have a cup of cheer
Why They're Funny:
It sounds like this song is encouraging people to drink laundry detergent.
Submitted by: Cryptic Wizard
 

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Happy Birthday to You"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday, dear [fill in], Happy birthday to you.
Why They're Repetitive:
Is this really the best we can do for a song to be sung over and over for decades?
Submitted by: Kathy
 

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"The Twelve Days Of Christmas"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten lords a-leaping, nine ladies dancing.
Why They're Nonsensical:
If anyone actually owned people, as they would need to to be able to give them as gifts to another person, those people they owned would hardly be lords and ladies. They would be slaves! And the song is preposterous enough just for the plethora of birds it reports giving to one's true love. Incidentally, someone posted this song's title as a "Literally impossible song title", saying that Christmas was "only one day". In fact the Twelve Days of Christmas are an old and once-reverred tradition, extending from December 25th through January 5th. The night of January 5th, or Epiphany eve, was once observed as a night of special reverly, called "Twlefth Night", a name still remembered as the title of a play that Shakespeare wrote about such a kind of revelry. Yes, the twelve days of Christmas were once a revered and serious observance. But the inane lyrics of this song are all that many people know today as an indication of that tradition. One could well surmise that this song's nonsense could have played a role in killing that splendid tradition, by reducing it to sheer poppycock!
Submitted by: Donna Rand Blitzen
"Yankee Doodle"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Yankee Doodle went to town,
Riding on a pony.
Stuck a feather in his hat
And called it macaroni.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Whoever heard of sticking a feather in your hat and calling it macaroni? That doesn't make any sense!
Submitted by: Poralee Rhodes
There are additional Traditional nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Silent Night"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Silent night!
Holy night!
Why They're Misrhymed:
Night doesn't rhyme with istelf!
Submitted by: 50 Cent
"Joshua Fit de Battle of Jericho"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
You can talk about your kings of Gideon
You can talk about your men of Saul
But there's none like good old Joshua
And the battle of Jericho
Why They're Misrhymed:
I hat to say this about a revered religious song like this, but...'Saul' and 'Jericho' don't rhyme
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
There are additional Traditional misrhymed lyrics available.

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"White Christmas [in sometimes included intro]"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
There's never been such a day
In Beverly Hills, LA.
Why They're Inappropriate:
'Beverly Hills, LA' is in the form of a [city],[state] address. In such a form, 'LA' is the abbreviation for Louisiana. But I very seriously doubt that the song means to refer to Beverly Hills, Louisiana, even if there is such a place.
Submitted by: Regina Olsen
"In My Merry Oldsmobile"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
You can go as far as you like with me
In My Merry Oldsmobile.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Wasn't this song written when it was more likely that the guy's footprints would be found upside down on the dashboard of a horse-drawn buggy? Maybe I should get my mind out of the gutter. :D
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
There are additional Traditional inappropriate lyrics available.

Dated Lyrics:

"Deck the Halls"
The Dated Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
Why They're Dated:
"Gay apparel" originally meant "cheerful clothes." Modern day "gay apparel" conjures up something completely different.
Submitted by: Psycho Librarian
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"
The Lyrics:
Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus Lane.
Who They Mention:
Santa Claus [Since the likes of Peter Pan and Robin Hood are now being cited as "celebrities" on this page, Santa Claus ought to be included too!]
Submitted by: Amanda Svenson
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
The Lyrics:
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks
I don't care if I ever get back
Product Brand Name:
Cracker Jacks
Submitted by: oldtimer
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Sidewalks Of New York"
The Song Lyrics:
East side, west side,
All around the town,
The tots sang 'Ring-a-Rosie,'
'London Bridge is Falling Down'
Song They Mention:
London Bridge Is Falling Down
Submitted by: Heather Brockwell
"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"
The Song Lyrics:
They're singing "Deck The Halls"
But it's not like Christmas at all
Song They Mention:
Deck The Halls
Submitted by: Hermey

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

""All Hail The Power Of Jesus' Name""
Opening Lines:
All hail the power of Jesus' name, let angels prostrate fall.
Comments:
Submitted by: Vic George
"Jesus Loves Me"
Opening Lines:
Jesus loves me, this I know. For the Bible tells me so.
Comments:
Submitted by: Christian
There are additional Traditional spelling lyrics available.

Boasts in Song Lyrics:

"The United States Marines' Hymn"
The Boasting Lyrics:
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded by
The United States Marines.
Comments:
I'm a patriotic American (in case anyone should question it), But that doesn't mean I can't identify boasting when I see it. And THESE LINES are boasting!
Submitted by: Sheila Evans
 

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
The Lyrics:
A child, a child, shivers in the cold.
Let us bring him silver and gold.
Why:
Someone speaks of a child suffering in the cold, and then all they can think of to bring him are two of the best known conductors of heat, which could only conduct more heat away from him! He needs, on the other hand, something insulating, like blankets!
Submitted by: Adrienne Ramseur
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Have Yours Elf A Merry Little Christmas" originally "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
Submitted by: Kris Kringle Aguilera
"The Was Sail Song" originally "The Wassail Song"
Submitted by: Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Ho Me On The Range" originally "Home On The Range"
Submitted by: Oldtimer
"Fat Hero Flynn" originally "Father O'Flynn"
Submitted by: Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"The Battle Hymn Of There Public" originally "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Submitted by: Mae Beam

There are additional Traditional Song Title Space Change available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Sly Anal Nudge" originally "Auld Lang Syne"
It'll get you in the end.
Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Defiles A Steed" originally "Adeste Fideles"
Submitted by: Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"A Slckened Owl's Gong" originally "Good King Wenceslas"
Submitted by: Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"Aided Eel's Fest" originally "Adeste Fideles"
Submitted by: Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"A Clogged Nose Winks" originally "Good King Wenceslas"
Submitted by: Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire

There are additional Traditional Song Title Anagrams available.

Lyrics Pronunciation:

"God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
The Lyrics:
The shepherds at those tidings rejoiced much in mind,
And left their flocks a-feeding in tempest, storm, and wind.
And went to Bethlehem straightway, the Son of God to find.
Why:
"Wind", at the end of the second line cited refers to the weather phenomenon and should rhyme with "friend" in its normal pronunciation. That would make it not rhyme with "mind" or "find" in the preceeding and following lines. But to make it rhyme, it is sometimes pronounced to rhyme with those other two words. Than makes "wind" SOUND like an entirely different word, a word for what a crooked river does, or once upon a time a word for what one did with one's watch to keep it running, a meaning likely lost on today's youth who grew up in the world of first self-winding watches and then battery operated and mostly didgital watches. In any event, the actual word in the song is the still common word "wind", the weather phenomenon, but to make it rhyme it is often pronounced like its homograph, the becoming-less-common word "wind" possibly more remembered today as the root of "rewind".
Submitted by: Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
The Lyrics:
Veiled in flesh, the Godhead see!
"Hail th'incarnate Deity".
Why:
The unconventional contraction "th'incarnate", for "the incarnate", is used to make the line fit the song's meter.
Submitted by: Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
There are additional Traditional Lyrics Pronunciation available.

Song Title Acrostics:

SONY: "Sidewalks Of New York"
Submitted by: Sam Bucus the elder
IBS: "Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Which also means "irritable bowel syndrome".
Submitted by: kid
SONY: "Sidewalks Of New York"
Submitted by: Millie Verst
YAMS: "You Are My Sunshine"
Submitted by: Millie Verst

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"You're The Cough In My Creamy" originally "You're The Cream In My Coffee"
Submitted by: Oldtimer
"Wait "Till The Nun Signs, Shelley" originally "Wait 'Till The Sun Shines, Nellie"
Submitted by: Oldtimer
"Hand Me Down My Caulking, Wayne" originally "Hand Me Down My Walking Cane"
Submitted by: Alan Toyce
"Hiding on a Road of Lay" originally "Riding on a Load of Hay"
Submitted by: Raphael
"The Nursed Foe L" originally "The First Noel"
Came between nursed foes K and M?
Submitted by: Marcia Todd

There are additional Traditional Song Title Spoonerisms available.

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Poor Howard"
The Lyrics:
Poor Howard's dead and gone.
Left us here to sing this song.
Why:
I listened to this song a lot as a child, and I liked it for its bouncy, upbeat feel, then I realized that the lyrics aren't very uplifting. Unless, of course, we are supposed to be happy that Howard is dead... but I don't think so.
Submitted by: Raphael
"Frosty The Snowman"
The Lyrics:
Frosty the Snowman
Knew the Sun was hot that day.
So he said "Let's run and we'll have som fun
Now, before I melt away.
Why:
Melody-wise, this is an updeat Christmas standard. But when I was a child, few songs made me cry so much. The thought of a snowman that magically came alive, but only to have to say let's hurry to have fun because he'd melt away soon, was about one of the saddest impositions upon the otherwise cheery season that I could imagine. I utterly dreaded the thought of having to hear this "Christmas song"!
Submitted by: Jamie Burke
There are additional Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics available.

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Camptown Races"
The Lyrics:
I bet my money on de bobtail nag.
Somebody bet on de bay.
Why:
I met my bunny on de bobtail nag.
Somebody bet on bidet.
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
There are additional Traditional Lyrics Spoonerisms available.

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"She Wore A Yellow Ribbon"
1949 Western with John Wayne
Submitted by: Oldtimer
"Yellow Rose Of Texas"
1944 Western with Roy Rogers and Dale Evans
Submitted by: Western
"Deck The Halls"
2006 film w/ Danny DeVito and Matthew Broderick
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

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