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Fun Music Information -> David Lee Roth

This is the most recent information about David Lee Roth that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about David Lee Roth, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

David Lee Roth (Louis Prima), David Lee Roth (after Louis Prima)

Quotes:

Rock music critics like Elvis Costello because rock music critics look like Elvis Costello.
Submitted by: Mike
 

Jokes:

During the autumn of 1984 the rising Lucky Star Madonna was rumored to be romantically involved with David Lee Roth (for real!). I guess David Lee Roth "shone his heavenly body" to her and she "reached down between his legs and eased the seat back". They did all these things while on a secret Holiday in Panama!
Submitted by: Star 84
 

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Darling Dashing Dave. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: The Ice Man. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
David Lee Roth IRAHe would be eligible for a Roth IRA given his age.Rocky Balboa Constrictor

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Just Like Pair O' Dice""Just Like Paradise"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Confederate Violet [actual type of flower]""Yankee Rose"Tess O. Gosset

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Yankee Rose,"No such type of flower exists.GlamRockNinjaLord

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Perfect Day," Lou Reed"Just Like Paradise," David Lee Roth
"Garden Of Eden," Guns N' Roses"Just Like Paradise," David Lee Roth
"What's She Like?," Roxette"Just Like Paradise," David Lee Roth
"Innuendo," Queen"Elephant Gun," David Lee Roth
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Damn Goo" originally "Damn Good"
Wendy Torrance
"Dan Good" originally "Damn Good"
Wendy Torrance
"Dam Good" originally "Damn Good"
Same sound, different meaning
Wendy Torrance
"Stan Up" originally "Stand Up"
Candy Welty
"Sand Up" originally "Stand Up"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Sensible Shores" originally "Sensible Shoes"
Carmen Stokes
"Sensible Shoves" originally "Sensible Shoes"
Carmen Stokes
"Joust A Gigolo" originally "Just A Gigolo"
Lindsay Doyle
"Yankee Arose" originally "Yankee Rose"
Lindsay Doyle
"Yankee Prose" originally "Yankee Rose"
Ava Rice

Change a Letter:

"Darn Good" originally "Damn Good"
A euphemism for the original title
Lionel Richie Rich
"Stand Us" originally "Stand Up"
Candy Welty
"Yanked Rose" originally "Yankee Rose"
Yanked right off the bush!
Ava Rice
"Rust A Gigolo" originally "Just A Gigolo"
The gigolo turned out to be a robot!
Terror Reid
"Oust A Gigolo" originally "Just A Gigolo"
Terror Reid

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Living In Paradise""Living on Tomteskum"Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
"I'm just a Gigolo""I'm just a One-Man Show"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Tobacco Road""A Knack For Code"Chris Caillouet
"California Girls""PSA Girls"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Just a Gigolo (I Ain't Got Nobody)""Just a Mario (I Ain't Got No Body)"Amanda
"Just A Gigolo""Topo Gigio"Malcolm Higgins
"Just A Gigolo""Just A Potato"Larry Hensley
"Just a Gigolo""Just a Tomato"Royce Miller
"Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody""I Am On The Go/I Cain't Get No Wireless"Adagio
"Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody""I Am On The Go/I Cain't Get No Wireless"Adagio

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Just a GigoloDating Servicecarly_carlz
Just Like Living In ParadiseMental InstitutionAshley

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Almost Paradise
   Mike Reno & Ann Wilson
Just Like Paradise
   David Lee Roth
Almost Like Paradise
Serafina
You Really Got Me
   The Kinks or Van Halen
Don't Piss Me Off
   David Lee Roth
You Really Got Me Pissed Off
Roth, back with Van Halen?
Doug H. Nuts
Just Like Paradise
   David Lee Roth
Paradise City
   Guns N' Roses
Just Like Paradise City
Serafina
Yankee Rose
   David Lee Roth
Eight Miles High
   The Birds
Yankee Rose Eight Miles High
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Yankee Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
When she walks, Swatch!
The watch to buy.
Original Lyrics:
When she walks, watch!
The sparks will fly.
"Just A Gigolo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Onion peel, Johnny, Johnny onion peel
Original Lyrics:
Even on the beat, Johnny, Johnny on the beat
"Just Like Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
1800 sex baby!
Original Lyrics:
1-800 see ya baby!
"Yankee Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you bathroom boys salute
with a bigger bulge
Original Lyrics:
All you back room boys salute
when her flag unfurls
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Yankee Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
When she walks, Swatch!
The watch to buy.
Original Lyrics:
When she walks, watch!
The sparks will fly.

Story about this misheard lyric by: James Chism

A co-worker told me that he thought those were the lyrics.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Just A Gigolo"
Opening Lines:
I'm just a gigolo.
Comments:
I know this is a cover, but I can't remember who did the original.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Everybody's Got Them On Key" originally "Everybody's Got The Monkey"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

Hot Daredevil Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Loathed Diver Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Why would he be loathed as a diver?

Song Title Anagrams:

"Toga's Oil Jug" originally "Just A Gigolo"
Submitted by: Jessica Albatross
"Jugs At Igloo" originally "Just A Gigolo"
Submitted by: Jessica Albatross
"Seek Any Ore" originally "Yankee Rose"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Say 'One Reek'" originally "Yankee Rose"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"One's Key Era" originally "Yankee Rose"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Acrostics:

JAG: "Just A Gigolo"
Another song that forms the word: JAG.
Submitted by: Peter

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"sex organs insured by Lloyd's of London"
he has received letters and paternity suits many times.
Submitted by: Sowing the Seeds of Love
"Having his own web show"
Diamond Dave has a web show. That's all.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

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