Fun Music Information -> KD Lang

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Music Quotes:

I grew up in cattle country-that's why I became a vegetarian. Meat stinks, for the animals, the environment and your health.

Submitted by: LucidLupin
You have to respect your audience. Without them, you're essentially standing alone, singing to yourself.

Submitted by: LucidLupin

Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Kathryn Dawn Lang. Submitted by: Countryboy

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Constipation""Constant Craving"Country
"Can't Stand Gravy""Constant Craving"Paul

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Constant Caving" originally "Constant Craving"
...
"Constant Raving" originally "Constant Craving"
Sheila Evans

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Constant Craving""Want Some Gravy"Stuart McArthur
"Constan Craving""Cross Dress Cravings"Malcolm Higgins
"Constant Craving""Constipation"Composer-conductor
"I'm Down To My Last Cigarette""I'm Down To My Last M&M"Tim Mayfield
"Constant Craving""Need Some Gravy"Merry & Pippin

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Constant CravingNicoderm CQPeg
Constant CravingWhite Castlessherock
Constant CravingLifetime, We, Oxygen Women's Channelschick
Down To My Last CigaretteNicorette CQ patchesEd
Constant CravingBurger KingCapitalE

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Constant CravingWeight WatchersFbug
Down To My Last CigaretteTobacco CompanyEd
Big Boned GalPete Waterman Limitedpickle*
Constant CravingNymphomaniacs anonymousRelik86

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
You Don't Bring Me Anything But Down
   Sheryl Crow
Down To My Last Cigarette
   k.d. lang
You Don't Bring Me Anything But Down To My Last Cigarette
Ed
Lady Madonna
   Beatles
Summer Fling
   k d Lang
Lady Madonna's Summer Fling
Madonna breaks her shackles!
FussBudgetVanPelt

Misheard Lyrics:

"Constant Craving"
Misheard Lyrics:
God send Gravy
Original Lyrics:
Constant Craving
"Miss Chatelaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle Elaine
Original Lyrics:
Miss Chatelaine
"Miss Chatelaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss Sheryl Lane
Original Lyrics:
Miss Chatelaine
"Miss Chatelaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Cheverolet
Original Lyrics:
Miss Chatelaine
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Constant Craving"
Misheard Lyrics:
Constant gravy
Original Lyrics:
Constant craving

Story about this misheard lyric by: Tashy10

Admittedly I often wondered why someone would sing about 'constant gravy', but I figured that an unlumpy and consistent mix was important to k.d.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Constant Craving"
Better Lyrics:
God save gravy
Original Lyrics:
Constant craving
Submitted by: Jade Miller

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Lady Kang originally "KD Lang"
Submitted by: Peter
 
 
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