Fun Music Information -> Dolly Parton
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Music Quotes:
When asked on "Late Night with David Letterman" whether Dollywood (her theme park) has rides, similar to Disneyland's Space Mountain, she gestured to her bosom and said... "Space Mountain? I've got Twin Peaks!" Submitted by: LucidLupin
| I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. Submitted by: bookwurm2010
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Music Jokes:
Dolly Parton got so drunk last night they had to carry her out - two men abreast. Submitted by: John Cain
| Man 1: Last night I had a terrible dream. Man 2: What was it? Man 1: I dreamt I was one of Dolly Parton's triplets. Man 2: What's so terrible about that? Man 1: I was the one on the bottle!! Submitted by: Perry Bolin
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Love Is Like A Butterfly," | Love's an abstract thing,wholly unlike a butterfly | Gretchen Wieners |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Who Is It" | "Jolene," Dolly Parton | Blethar |
| "What You Waiting For?" | "Jolene," Dolly Parton | hmmmmm - Mandyt_eire |
| "Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?" | "I've Got My Mind Set On You," George Harrison | Raphael |
| "Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?" | "You Were On My Mind," We Five | Raphael |
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Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Singe Women" originally "Single Women "
Jamie Burke
"Coat Of Many Coors" originally "Coat Of Many Colors"
Like the lining in cans of Coors Light.
Naomi Swanson
"Cot Of Many Colors" originally "Coat Of Many Colors"
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Cat Of Many Colors" originally "Coat Of Many Colors"
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Low Dancing With The Moon" originally "Slow Dancing With The Moon"
Naomi Swanson
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Shingle Women" originally "Single Women "
editor note: please stop using capital I's for L's
Rhoda Dohr
"Croat Of Many Colors" originally "Coat Of Many Colors"
(a Croat is someone from Croatia)
Rachel Blattington
"Coast Of Many Colors" originally "Coat Of Many Colors"
No more plain white beaches.
Naomi Swanson
"Coast Or Many Colors" originally "Coat Of Many Colors"
No more plain white beaches
Naomi Swanson
"Coat Of Mangy Colors" originally "Coat Of Many Colors"
Samantha Wayland
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"The Cowgirl And The Daddy" originally "The Cowgirl And The Dandy"
Melanie Bianca Green
"He's Alice" originally "He's Alive"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Colt Of Many Colors" originally "Coat Of Many Colors"
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Satan Sheets" originally "Satin Sheets"
Country
"Boat Of Many Colors" originally "Coat Of Many Colors"
Regina Olsen
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Jealous Heart" | "Jello Tarts" | Airfarcewon |
| "Busy Signal" | "Lost My Signal" | Below Average Dave |
| "Here You Come Again" | "You've Become A Twin" | Rex Ungericht |
| "Why'd Ya' Come in Here, Lookin' Like That?" | "Why'd You Drive By Me Honkin' Like That?" | Wolverine |
| "Coat Of Many Colors" | "Float Of Many Bubbas" | Invisible Boy |
| "Romeo" | "Domino's" | Matthias |
| "Dagger Through the Heart" | "Stagger Through the Dark" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Please Help Me I'm Falling" | "Please Help Me, Ah'm Crawlin'" | Parody Pete |
| "Nine To Five" | "Five To Nine" | Airfarcewon |
| "Silver Threads and Golden Needles" | "Golden Teeth and Diamond Bling Bling" | Airfarcewon |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Eagle When She Flies | Golf Tournament | Wendy Carpenter |
| Here You Come Again | Viagra | kelli |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| He's Alive | Morgue/Cemetary | Diddims |
| Coat Of Many Colors | Tailor/Fashion Designer | Country Boy |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Love Potion Number Nine The Clovers | Love Is Like A Butterfly Dolly Parton | Love Potion Number Nine Is Like A Butterfly | Marge Pegram |
| Love On The Rocks Neil Diamond | Love Is Like A Butterfly Dolly Parton | Love Is Like A Butterfly On The Rocks | Jennifer Howard |
| Tainted Love Soft Cell | Love Is Like A Butterfly Dolly Parton | Tainted Love Is Like A Butterfly | Jennifer Howard |
| Muskrat Love The Captain And Tennille | Love Is Like A Butterfly Dolly Parton | Muskrat Love Is Like A Butterfly | Jennifer Howard |
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Misheard Lyrics:
"I'll Make Your Bed"
Misheard Lyrics: You'll work for nothing and I'll make your bed.
Original Lyrics: You'll want for nothing and I'll make your bed.
| "Two Doors Down"
Misheard Lyrics: Kukla, Fran and Ollie are having a party.
Original Lyrics: Two doors down they're laughing and drinkin', and having a party.
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"9 to 5"
Misheard Lyrics: They just lose your mind and they never give you credit.
Original Lyrics: They just use your mind and they never give you credit.
| "Nine To Five"
Misheard Lyrics: Jerking for a ride
Original Lyrics: Working 9 to 5
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Two Doors Down"
Misheard Lyrics: Kukla, Fran and Ollie are having a party.
Original Lyrics: Two doors down they're laughing and drinkin', and having a party.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Floyd Although it didn't seem to make sense as a lyric, I used to sing this along with the radio until my daughter got older. When she asked me not to sing along if her friends were in the car, I asked why. She told me. I had to get my wife to confirm that my lyrics were incorrect. Alas, I now only sing along when I'm alone. And when this song comes on the classic country station, I still use the 'Kukla' lyric. I guess PBS had a bigger influence on me when I was a kid than I thought. |
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"I'll Make Your Bed"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I'm not the kind of girl that married dear dad
I don't make apple pies and cookies from scratch Later in the song... I promised forever on the day that we met That I'll love you truly and I'll make your bed. Why They're Misrhymed: I don't know why Dolly thinks that 'Dad' rhymes with 'scratch," because they just simply DON'T. 'Met' and 'bed' is perhaps understandable, but still pushing it.
Submitted by: Raphael
| "9 To 5"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: You're in the same boat with a lotta your friends
Waitin' for the day your ship'll come in Why They're Misrhymed: Sorry, Dolly, but if I were your bossman, I'd fire you based solely on those 2 lines
Submitted by: Countryboy
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"Love Is Like A Butterfly"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Together we belong like daffodils and butterflies
Why They're Inappropriate: im resoponding to the person above me ^^^ all i can say to that is u are a smart***. u know to much about daffodils
Submitted by: Brittany
| "Love Is Like A Butterfly"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Together we belong like daffodils and butterflies.
Why They're Inappropriate: Before writing this generally delightful song, Dolly Parton would have done well to observe whether she ever actually saw daffodils and butterflies together or not. Chances are she seldom if ever would have seen such an association. To begin with daffodils are late winter to early spring blooming flowers. Than means, at any give location, they bloom at a time of year earlier than when butterflies start appearing there in substantial numbers. Furthermore, even if butterflies were to find daffodils in bloom, they are hardly among the flowers they'd seek out for nectar (which is why butterflies visit flowers). You can find numerous references to what plants are good for growing in 'butterfliy gardens' to attract butterflies. You won't see daffodils listed among them. That is not only because of daffodils' blooming times. It is because flowers best suited for butterfly nectaring, at whatever season they might find them, are flowers that occur in clusters of numerous small flowers (that includes Composite family 'flowers' such as dandelions, goldenrod, etc., which are clusters, not single flowers). Daffodils would be further unsuitable because of their corona, the cup-like structure on top of the petals, a structure few flowers have. Such a corona's rim would be a particularly unsuitable place for a butterfly to try to perch and seek nectar.
Submitted by: Valerie Cameron
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Dated Lyrics:
"Nine to Five"
The Dated Lyrics: (typewriter clicking and dinging in the background)
Why They're Dated: You would have to search far and wide nowadays to find an office that still uses typewriters.
Submitted by: Glenn
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Cowgirl And The Dandy"
The Lyrics: Then somewhere in between
His Harvey's Bristol cream And the beer that I kept sippin' at his table. Product Brand Name: Harvey's Bristol Cream Sherry
Submitted by: Country
| "Cowgirl And The Dandy"
The Lyrics: I was Mogan David wine
He was Chablis fifty-nine But there we sat The cowgirl and the dandy Product Brand Name: Mogan David Wine
Submitted by: Country
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Jolene"
Opening Lines: Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. I'm beggin' of ya', please don't take my man.
Comments: Submitted by: Country
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Band Name Anagrams:
Trap Yon Doll Submitted by: Karen Smith
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Polly Darton originally "Dolly Parton"
want a cracker?
Submitted by: ChuckyG
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Her Enormous Breasts"
Recently, they are causing her to have back aches.
Submitted by: JD
