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Fun Music Information -> Ted Nugent

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This is the most recent information about Ted Nugent that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Ted Nugent, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Quotes:

In 1990, Nugent caused a stir when he commented on racial segregation in South Africa to Detroit Free Press magazine. "Apartheid isn't that cut and dry," Nugent said. "All men are not created equal. The preponderance of South Africa is a different breed of man. I mean that with no disrespect. I say that with great respect. I love them because I'm one of them. They are still people of the earth, but they are different. They still put bones in their noses, they still walk around naked, they wipe their butts with their hands ... These are different people. You give 'em toothpaste, they f---ing eat it ... I hope they don't become civilized. They're way ahead of the game." WHAT AN IDIOTIC BIGOTED OBNOXIOUS IGNORAMUS!
Submitted by: All Colors Bleed Into One
 

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Uncle Ted. Submitted by: Christian

Known informally as: The Nuge. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Rocco Whinchester Nugent - We all know that Ted's an avid hunter and loves guns. But did he really have to name is kid after one?? LOL. Submitted by: Ameris

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Two episodes of "Miami Vice""He played the abusive husband of Sheena Easton. - Opie M.

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Ted Not-a-GentAfter he said that stuff about Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love on "Rockline" after Kurt died, the name fits.rocknroll

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Cat Food Fever""Cat Scratch Fever"jamesboyjinx
"Crack Scratch Fever""Cat Scratch Fever"TonyDuhProducuh
"Fat Cat Deceiver""Cat Scratch Fever"rocky
"Back Scratch Fever""Cat Scratch Fever"Junior

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Name Of The Game," ABBA"Stranglehold," Ted Nugent
"What's New Pussycat?," Tom Jones"Cat Scratch Fever," Ted Nugent
"See That Animal," Elastica"Great White Buffalo," Ted Nugent

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Home Bond" originally "Home Bound"
Candy Welty
"Hoe Bound" originally "Home Bound"
Candy Welty
"Fee For All" originally "Free For All"
Alyssa Jayne
"Free For Al" originally "Free For All"
Some guy named Al likes getting free things.
Valerie Cameron
"Cat Scratch Ever" originally "Cat Scratch Fever"
Janice Ferrell

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Can't Scratch Fever" originally "Cat Scratch Fever"
Help! I've got an itch and I can't scratch it!
crazydon
"Coat Scratch Fever" originally "Cat Scratch Fever"
Peter
"Scat Scratch Fever" originally "Cat Scratch Fever"
Ted must have been scratched by Ella Fitzgerald.
Peter

Change a Letter:

"Tree For All" originally "Free For All"
Miranda Turner
"Cat Scratch Never" originally "Cat Scratch Fever"
Miranda Turner
"Cap Scratch Fever" originally "Cat Scratch Fever"
Joe

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Dog Eat Dog""Eating Dog"Steve Kalafut
"Cat Scratch Fever""Mad Rant Screamer"Violet T. Riol
"Cat Scratch Fever""Justin Bieber"Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
"Cat Scratch Fever""#HashtagFever"Dan Creeden
"Cat Scratch Fever""Beiber Fever"Chance Gollnick
"Cat Scratch Fever""Blackjack Fever"blackjack21
"Cat Scratch Fever""Gat-Whacked Femur"John A. Barry
"Cat Scratch Fever""That Scamp, Beaver"Alvin Rhodes
"Cat Scratch Fever""Wal-Mart Greeter"Andria
"Cat Scratch Fever""Cream Cheese Danish"Andria

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Weekend WarriorsArmy Reserve RecruitmentTarzan
Weekend WarriorsNational Guard RecruitmentTarzan
Cat Scratch Fever"My Cat From Hell" promoThe Nerd

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Wang Dang Sweet PoontangRape Recovery CenterBob
Cat Scratch FeverCat Lovers' Hotlinerocky
Cat Scratch FeverVeterinarianTeddyBear

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Objection (Tango)
   Shakira
Wango Tango
   Ted Nugent
Objection Wango Tango
Dyan Cannonball
Maybe We Should Learn to Tango
   K.T. Oslin
Wango Tango
   Ted Nugent
Maybe We Should Learn to Wango Tango
Tarzan
Honky Cat
   Elton John
Cat Scratch Fever
   Ted Nugent
Honky Cat Scratch Fever
Millie Verst
Snakeskin Cowboys
   Ted Nugent
Cowboys from Hell
   Pantera
Snakeskin Cowboys from Hell
poo

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Juice Nugent
Juice Newton combined with Ted Nugent
Submitted By: Chris Caldwell
Ted Baxter
Ted Nugent combined with Skunk Baxter
Weathercaster from "The Mary Tyler Moore Show", as portrayed by the late Ted Knight.
Submitted By: KooKooDee

Misheard Lyrics:

"Cat Scratch Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butt Scratch Fever
Original Lyrics:
Cat Scratch Fever
"Cat Scratch Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
cat crap eater
Original Lyrics:
cat scratch fever
"Dog Eat Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog, dog, doggie-dog.
Original Lyrics:
Dog, dog, dog eat dog.
"Stranglehold"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put me in my brain
Original Lyrics:
You put me in my place
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Cat Scratch Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
cat crap eater
Original Lyrics:
cat scratch fever

Story about this misheard lyric by: Don Olson

My 12 y.o. son thought he heard this.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Cat Scratch Fever"
The Funny Lyrics:
I feel no pain, I've got to ch ch change
Why They're Funny:
This is funny because it sounds like he is saying I've got to judge a train. Why would anybody judge a train?
Submitted by: Erica McClellan
 

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Cat Scratch Fever"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Cat scratch fever...(4x)
Why They're Repetitive:
Repetetive but fun with my lays Stackers and Keebler's 'Tato Skins.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Wango Tango"
The Dirty Lyrics:
When I need some lubrication - Baby! Kinda like, goes kinda like this You take her right ankle out You take her left ankle out You get her belly propped down You get her butt propped up Yeah lookin' good now baby I think you're in the right position now baby
Why They're Dirty:
I guess I never really listened to the lyrics before today because there is no doubt that the Wango Tango is about doing it doggy style.
Submitted by: Susan
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Hey Baby"
Opening Lines:
Hey baby, tell me why you hangin' round.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Wango Tango"
The Made Up Words:
Wango, and any other words he makes up live
Comments:
"Wango Tango" are the only set words in the song. It changes every time he performs it, but what is a wango?
Submitted by: person number infinity
 

Song Title Anagrams:

"A Nag Won't Go" originally "Wango Tango"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Gang Won Oat" originally "Wango Tango"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"A Tong; A Gown" originally "Wango Tango"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Go Own A Gnat" originally "Wango Tango"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Tonga Wagon" originally "Wango Tango"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Acrostics:

BAG: "Bound And Gagged"
Submitted by: Hardrock

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Free Or Fall" originally "Free For All"
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
"Gowned And Bagged" originally "Bound And Gagged"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
"Gowned And Bagged" originally "Bounded And Gagged"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Jed New Tent originally "Ted Nugent"
Submitted by: Lori Tirol
Nude Ted Gent originally "Ted Nugent"
Submitted by: What was the question?
Ned Tugent originally "Ted Nugent"
Submitted by: Rocky

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

""South Should Have Won" Comment"
Ted Nugent says that the United States might be better off if the South had won the Civil War. The rocker wrote an op-ed piece for the Washington Times blasting Chief Justice John Roberts for his "traitor vote" on healthcare, adding that Roberts "squandered the opportunity to restore judicial, financial, and legislative unity to a government that by any sane person's standards is insane and addicted to centralized federal control of our lives." He claims that the branches of government hold the 10th Amendment in contempt and that Our Founding Fathers concept of limited government is dead.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"His ultra-Conservative views"
Nugent, a meat-eating Republican who supports guns and hunting, insulted both Obama and Hilary Clinton during a concert on August 21, 2007 while the two were campaigning for the Democratic Presidential election. Nugent also defended his anti-Obama rhetoric by comparing himself to "a black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally"..
Submitted by: Rocky Rhodes
"Ranchin', Racin' and Arresting"
Once owned (with partners) the tenth largest dairy farm in the US. He also had a large dirt track on his ranch in Michigan- a house that he had to leave due to deadly mold spores. The Nuge has also been deputized in both Michigan and Texas.
Submitted by: hoodwink19
"His controversial views on the late Kurt Cobain"
Nugent, a raving Conservative, went on the radio show "Rockline". When a listener asked him why Kurt Cobain wasn't on his list of great rock artists, Nugent called the late Cobain "an example of disgusting self-denial." Nugent added: "I didn't like him, I'm glad he's dead. And the only way that girl, Kurt Cobain's daughter (Frances Bean, who was still an infant), will have a normal childhood is when that worthless, addicted slut of a mother (Courtney Love) dies, and she'll be given to parents that give a damn." I don't think Nugent was invited back on the show.
Submitted by: rocky

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