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Fun Music Information -> Lindsay Lohan

This is the most recent information about Lindsay Lohan that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Lindsay Lohan, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

 
 

Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Lindsey Lohan

Quotes:

If I can change bodies with anyone it would be Britney Spears because how can you not like Britney Spears?
Submitted by: Shannon Ingrid Travis
 

Jokes:

How about this rioting in France? It's amazing how many cars have been destroyed.
Rioters have now destroyed more cars than Lindsay Lohan….
Submitted by: LucidLupin
 

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Lindsay Low-down/Despicable Her. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: The Walking Nightmare. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Celebrities Who Sing:

Notable Singing Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Rumours, Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)"Like Hillary Duff, who are both young starlets when they were kids, and then everything else just grew from their acting careers. She is nowhere near as successful singing as she was being an actress, but she did find more success from overseas sales and the dance charts. - Rocky Mak

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Mean Girls and Herbie: Fully Loaded,"I honestly don't like her at all. I thought "Parent Trap" wasn't that bad though. - Travis

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Lindsay Low-HandAn appropriate description/sounds like actual nameHarlow Goobley
Porsche DemonBlows probation with lie about car accidentRobert D. Arndt Jr.
Lindsay Drive-banHer recent driving offensesRobert D. Arndt Jr.
Lindsay FelonWhen is she not in trouble with the Law?Robert D. Arndt Jr.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Trauma Queen (That Girl)""Drama Queen (That Girl)"Deirdre Collins
"Homer""Over"Franz Chong
"Ugly Drag Queen (Just Hurl)""Drama Queen (That Girl)"ha ha
"Loopers""Rumors"Sam
"Sink""Speak"Andrew Darwitan

There are additional new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Five Years Old," Richard Barone"Too Young To Die," Lindsay Lohan
"Four Years Old," Counting Crows"Too Young To Die," Lindsay Lohan
"Eight Years Old," Ben Lee"Too Young To Die," Lindsay Lohan

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Daughter To Feather" originally "Daughter To Father"
Lucinda Blair

Change a Letter:

"Concessions Of A Broken Heart" originally "Confessions Of A Broken Heart"
Naomi Swanson
"Laughter To Father" originally "Daughter To Father"
Lucinda Blair
"Tumors" originally "Rumors"
Scarlett Lopez
"I Deride" originally "I Decide"
Indeed she does.
U. Carrie Oats

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Bossy""Saucy"Daparodysong
"Rumors""Patrick"The Carpal Tunnel Of Love
"Symptoms Of You""Suffer From Being Bullimic"Annonymous
"Rumors""The Middle School Theme Song"Pink Panther
"First""Cursed"JD1611
"Rumors""Farting"Tyler Luromi
"Rumors""Boobies"paige!!!!!!!!!
"Rumors""It's My Fault"FunnyParody
"Rumors""Food"jphil529
"Rumors""Tumors"CSGTA182

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
RumorsMagazines With Hottest News Of The YearAndrew Darwitan

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
RumorsNational EnquirerXtatik

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Confessions Of A Broken Heart
   Lindsay Lohan
Teenage Drama Queen
   Lindsay Lohan
Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen
Which is a Lindsay Lohan movie.
Creedjaya
Anything But Ordinary
   Avril Lavigne
Anything But Me
   Lindsay Lohan
Anything But Ordinary Me
Andrew Darwitan
Confessions Of A Broken Heart
   Lindsay Lohan
Teenage Drama Queen
   Lindsay Lohan
Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen
Which is a Lindsay Lohan movie.
Creedjaya
I Decide
   Lindsay Lohan
I'm A Loser
   The Beatles
I Decide I'm A Loser
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Mark Lindsay Lohan
Mark Lindsay combined with Lindsay Lohan
He could probably teach her some manners.
Submitted By: Pussy Willow

Misheard Lyrics:

"Rumors"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired of Ruben Studdard
Original Lyrics:
I'm tired of rumors starting
"First"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna pee like every other girl in the world
And this time, I'm gonna get a bigger bladder.
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna be like every other girl in the world
And this time, I'm gonna get a little louder.
"First"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a converse.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna come first.
"Edge Of Seventeen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like Hilary Duff
Original Lyrics:
Just like a white-winged dove
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Daughter To Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't even bother! Don't even bother!
Original Lyrics:
Daughter to father, daughter to father.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Ch.h.s

I was hearing this song for the first time when it was on TV. But I was in the other room. I had no idea what the title was. She (Lindsay) just sounded really upset. So I figured she was saying, 'Don't even bother!', like 'Don't even bother to apologize for treating me like trash.' or something along those lines. I thought it was a heartbreak song.

Song Parody Fragments:

"First"
Better Lyrics:
Is that someone you've been sleeping with?
Why's she hanging around here, what's her story?
Original Lyrics:
Is that someone you used to date?
Why's she hanging around here, what's her story?
Submitted by: The Skuz

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Rumors"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm tired of rumors starting
I'm sick of being followed
I'm tired of people lying
Saying what they want about me
Why They're Nonsensical:
The song is called 'Rumors', but this is the only part of the song that talks about them! The rest of the song is about people following her, not letting her be alone, etc. They should have named the song 'Followed' or something.
Submitted by: *katie
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Speak"
The Dirty Lyrics:
So don't be scared of what I'm gonna do
When you let me know your intuition
Why They're Dirty:
The sultry songstress Lindsay Lohan is referring to having sex.
Submitted by: Semaphore
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Confession Sofa Broken Heart" originally "Confessions Of A Broken Heart"
Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail

Band Name Anagrams:

Holly And A Sin Submitted by: Amber Wayland
A Holy Sin Land Submitted by: Amber Wayland
Nylon Dahlias Submitted by: Rachel Stedman

Song Title Anagrams:

"Deicide" originally "I Decide"
Submitted by: King Andrew

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Queenage Trauma Dean" originally "Teenage Drama Queen"
Submitted by: Terror Reid

Names as a Word Bank:

Holy And Has A Halo? No -- Shady And Has Loads O' Sin! Submitted by: Rachel Blattington

Crime Records:

"D.U.I. (Driving Under Influence)"
Lohan, 20, and two other unidentified people were in the actresses' 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed at around 5:30 a.m. on Saturday. It appeared she had been speeding and when police responded to a 911 call about the accident, the AP reported that officers found a "usable amount" of a drug they tentatively identified at the scene as cocaine. They would not say where the drug was found other than to confirm that Lohan was not carrying it.
Submitted by: Mickey D.

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

""Bible Elbow" Joke"
David Letterman's joke about Lindsay Lohan's repeated court appearances has caused the star both embarassment and a rumored nervous break-down. Letterman's joke: "Lindsay Lohan was in court today. She's been sworn-in so many times she has Bible elbow!" Lohan had been arrested for violating her probation, lying to police about a car crash, and obstruction which led to yet another court appearance and a possible return to jail. About the joke... Letterman is unapologetic.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Advice from Charlie Sheen!"
Charlie Sheen thinks Lindsay Lohan is " a very good and decent young lady that is just going through a lot." He advises her to "lead with humor," so folks won't always see it if a situation is getting to her. Sheen and Lohan worked together on "Scary Movie 5," and when he learned she was having money problems, he decided to "pay it forward" by giving her $100,000. Lohan has not even bothered to say "Thank You" yet! Still, Sheen wishes her the best and asks that people "just give her a little more time... to get her act together."
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Being a Klutz"
In the past three years Lindsay Lohan has fallen 7 times and has been caught by Photogs in at least 4 of those incidents. She also kept knocking things over on the set of "Liz and Dick". Since two of the falls occurred at party sites, she may have had one too many to drink, but what about all the other times? In addition, she has fallen out of her dress many times which she claims are just "wardrobe malfunctions"... rather than personal dysfunction!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Wild Partying, Drugs, and Reckless Behavior"
Has been in and out of hospital and rehab repeatedly for her rampant alcohol and drug abuse, but seems always to do it again.
Submitted by: Patricia McClure

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Driver's Safety Class
The way she drives in her black Porsche!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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