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Slim Shady, Eninem, Eminiem, Eminem with D12, Eminem feat. Dr. Dre, Eminem and Dr. Dre, EmenemQuotes:
I have big nuts. Huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have. - Eminem Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Jokes:
Eminem: I can't be your Superman Me: I love the way you lie Eminem: I'm not afraid Me: your my rap god..... And I'm here in Shady's world Submitted by: Maddie
| So, I went to an Eminem concert, he was wearing a yellow tee-shirt that had the M&M logo on it, fellow Stans our rap god is not a criminal, he's a cannibal! Submitted by: Maddie
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Band Name Origins:
- Mathers was in a local rap duet in Detroit around 1995, and his psuedonym was "MNM", deriving from his initials. He later drew it out into Eminem. Submitted by: Drakona
- He has a fancy for Enimas and he didn't know the correct spelling. When he called a gas station to get the correct spelling the guy answering told him Eminem and Marshall wrote it down on his Application to be a Homie License. Submitted by: G Thang
Stupid Band Names:
- Alright, if he's going to be so profane with what he says, why does he name himself after a candy that a 5 year old would beg for? I mean really! "mommy, I want Eminem" "now honey, you've had enough sugar" "no mommy, I want to hear about caniballs"... I mean REALLY... he was asking for it! Submitted by: Vesta84
- He's a really funny guy, but... I think he named himself after a certain candy that melts in your mouth and not in your hand. Submitted by: Chris Smith
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Marshall Bruce Mathers III. Submitted by: PersonUDon'tKnow44
Also known as: Marshall Bruce Mathers, III. Submitted by: IAmWrong
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Whitney - This is actually Kim's daughter with her ex boyfriend, not her son. And Em & Kim are raising her neice Alaina. Submitted by: Stacey
- Whitney - This is actually Kim's son's name. She had him when Em and Kim were split up, but Em does raise him. Along with Kim's niece, whom he must have adopted because her last name is Mathers, I believe her first name is Alaina. Submitted by: Courtney
- Whitney - This is Kim's daughter, but Eminem takes care of her. Submitted by: C.C.
- Hailie - This is a reply to jason: Where do you get "Ogba" from? Eminem's child's name is "Hailie". Submitted by: 'Cos I ain't no hollaback girl!
- Hailie - My name is Hailey. But Hailie is soo much better. I love how it is spelt. It is prettier. Submitted by: Hailey
- Hailie Jade - This is a great name for a little girl. However, I prefer the spelling Hailey or Hayleigh. Submitted by: Ell
- Hailie Jade Scott - H-a-i-l-i-e is either just a diffrent and less common way to spell it or just maybe a nicer way to spell it...and less plain. Maybe it's just a way that Eminem and Kim wanted it to be spelt. Submitted by: Emma - plymouth - ENGLAND
- Hailie Jade - This is a lovely name that he chose for his beautiful daugther!!! Submitted by: Alice
- Hailie - Hailie is an adorable name! Her dad sometimes calls her by her first name+her middle name which is Jade= Hailie Jade. I am Eminem's #1 fan and i just love his daughter as much as I love his music! Submitted by: Kristin
- Hailie Jade - I think that Hailie Jade is a cutie name. i love it and I know that Em does to and i know that he doesn't like people talking about his daughter and i think that when people say that he doesn't love his daughter then they don't know how hard it is to have a child and be a star at the same time you try to have a child an dbe the best parent when you have a camera in your face but i live the name and know that everyone doesnt but its a beautiful name and he did a great job choosing her name!!! Submitted by: Bethany
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "8 Mile" | Pretty much played himself, like Prince in "Purple Rain". - rap |
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "My Name Is" | Chorus is "Hi, my name is Slim Shady". - Mike |
| "The Real Slim Shady" | "Slim Shady" being one of Eminem's aliases, of course - Mike |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Enemone | Based on the Anemone scene from Finding Nemo | Archie C. |
| Skitl | Another singular round candy name misspelt. | jonny |
| Reesiz Pieciz | Another misspelled small candy. | Bill |
| Mr. Badbar | The opposite of Mr. Goodbar, another candy. | Erin Gobraugh |
| Kit Kat | One candy name deserves another. | Rachel |
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "The Real Wayne Brady" | "The Real Slim Shady" | Paul Warren |
| "The Real Slim Cowboy" | "The Real Slim Shady" | Maghon Barkley |
| "Dad Meets Azriel" | "Bad Meets Evil" | Mark |
| "The Real Husband Of Mrs. Brady" | "The Real Slim Shady" | parody_MASTA |
| "Tush Like That" | "A** Like That" | Sabina |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "No Love," | Love exists. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lose Yourself," | Let me just walk into this dark forest... | Wade |
| "Lose Yourself," | How?.... | Ricky |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Holiday," Madonna | "Groundhog Day," Eminem | |
| "Night And Day," Frank Sinatra | "As The World Turns," Eminem | |
| "Watching TV," Roger Waters | "As The World Turns," Eminem | |
| "Hot Boy," Bobby Shmurda | "On Fire," Eminem | |
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Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Tree Questions" originally "Three Questions"
Amanda
"Monkey See, Money Do" originally "Monkey See, Monkey Do"
Yvette Bristle
"Tan" originally "Stan"
Ed
"The Real Slim Shay" originally "The Real Slim Shady"
A shay is a type of horse carriage.
Meredith Corpening
"The Real Sim Shady" originally "The Real Slim Shady"
As in the video game "The Sims".
Mr. X
There are additional Eminem song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Skim" originally "Kim"
Orville Greenenbacher
"Stand" originally "Stan"
Bob Oldhart
"Satan" originally "Stan"
>:D
Mitch
"My Worlds Are Weapons" originally "My Words Are Weapons"
Joanna Whitmire
"The Regal Slim Shady" originally "The Real Slim Shady"
Candace Mercer
There are additional Eminem song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Just Love It" originally "Just Lose It"
Blue Ant
"Kix" originally "Kim"
A breakfast cereal
Alex
"Kip" originally "Kim"
Alex
"Kin" originally "Kim"
Candy Welty
"Scan" originally "Stan"
Alina
There are additional Eminem song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Apr 3
a parody of "My Name Is" by Eminem
A goffy song about Gohan's superhero alter-ego, the Great Saiyaman and his heroic antics.
SoundCloud: (mp3)
Nov 12
a parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem
mp3 download at http://www.reverbnation.com/niboswald
YouTube: (mp3)
Feb 7
a parody of "Just Lose It" by Eminem
Song was used to raise awareness of the debilitating disorder known as Hunter's Syndrome in a way the general public can understand. And was also used as a AP Bio project.
youtube: (mp3)
Dec 6
a parody of "Soldier" by Eminem
A positive pot parody of Eminem song "i'm a soldier" off of the Eminem Show. "I'm a Stoner"
youtube.com: (youtube video)
Dec 11
a parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem
Matthew 16:24-27. Take up your cross and follow Jesus.
YouTube: (MP3, MOV, MPG)
Oct 29
a parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
A scathing yet loving rap that mocks Eminem while drawing attention to the apostasy of modern churches.
YouTube: (youtube video)
May 11
a parody of "Without Me" by Eminem
This one is the first parody recorded by me alone, but I'm posting it under the same account as Dave has a lot to do with why I'm into recording now.
Soundclick: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Lose Yourself" | "Excuse Yourself" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Business" | "Business" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Marshall Mathers" | "Talking Bollocks" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "The Real Slim Shady" | "The Real Bugs Bunny" | TRBB |
| "My Name Is" | "My Name Is Leave Jimmy Alone (Frozen) (Fixed Version)" | torivegafan1221 |
| "My Name Is" | "My Name Is Leave Jimmy Alone (Frozen)" | torivegafan1221 |
| "Stronger Than I Was" | "The Dirty Secret of Stronger Than I Was" | xXHotheartXx |
| "Just Lose It" | "Just Eat It (1000th Parody Rewrite)" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Superman" | "I can take Jean-Claude van Damme" | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
| "The Real Slim Shady" | "The Last Airbender" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Stan | South Park promo | Heyitsgalaxycreeper |
| The Real Slim Shady | PlayStation Slimline Consoles | girlypink66 |
| Stan | American Dad | Spiderslull98 |
| Sing For The Moment | 'American Idol' promo | tictacs941 |
| Amityville | Jerry Springer Show | MagicMarker |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Go to Sleep | Nursing Home | JeReMy |
| lose yourself | helpline for missing children | Daniel L |
| Brain Damage | Brain Surgery | tictacs941 |
| My Name is | Alzheimer's Hotline | tictacs941 |
| Puke | Bulimia Hotline | Dan |
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Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Jesus Walks Kanye West | Walk On Water Eminem | Jesus Walks On Water First Biblically accurate rap song? | Peter |
| A Man Like That Gin Wigmore | Ass Like That Eminem | A Man With An Ass Like That | Tarzan |
| Can't Stand Losing You The Police | Lose Yourself Eminem | Can't Stand Losing Yourself That is, 'You can't stand losing yourself' | Tony |
| Don't Cross The River Garth Brooks | Without Me Eminem | Don't Cross The River Without Me | Bill |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Jeminem
Jem combined with Eminem
Submitted By: Calop
REMinem
REM combined with Eminem
Pronounced "Rem-in-em"
Submitted By: mikopath
Green M&M Day
Green Day combined with Eminem
You know that's funny!! I love M&Ms and green is my favorite color, so if this was a real day, I would LOVE IT!!!! Plus that green M&M chick on the commercials is pretty hot so there's a plus for the horndogs too!
Submitted By: Wise Man Number Three
Boney Eminem
Boney M combined with Eminem
Shady would finally get those gay club hits happening.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
There are additional Eminem Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics: just peein in in in.
Original Lyrics: ...just imitating
| "Venom"
Misheard Lyrics: VENOM (I got that) to the VENOM (VENOM)
Not know when I'm VENOM Never gonna slow up VENOM Ready to snap in for VENOM Thinking it's time for VENOM They ain't gonna know what VENOM Original Lyrics: Venom (I got that)
Adrenaline momentum (venom) Not knowing when I'm ever gonna slow up and I'm Ready to snap any moment I'm Thinking it's time to go get 'em They ain't gonna know what hit 'em |
"The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics: My mama's on your lips
My mama's on your lips Original Lyrics: My bum is on your lips
My bum is on your lips | "My Name Is"
Misheard Lyrics: Hey kids, do you like violins?
Original Lyrics: Hey kids, do you like violence?
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Hailie's Song"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm so glad that her mom didn't abort her
Original Lyrics: I'm so glad that her mom didn't want her.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Nick It was censored on the explicit LP, and people assumed that it said "abort", but it actually says "want". Listen to an uncut version. It will say "I'm so glad that her mom didn't want her." |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Without Me "
Better Lyrics:
now this looks like a job for steve
so everybody just follow steve
cause we got some birds to feed
cause they would get so hungry without me
so everybody just follow steve
cause we got some birds to feed
cause they would get so hungry without me
Original Lyrics:
now this looks like a job for me
so everybody just follow me
cause we need a little controversy
cause it feels so empty without me
so everybody just follow me
cause we need a little controversy
cause it feels so empty without me
Submitted by: Chance Gollnick
"The Real Slim Shady"
Better Lyrics:
I'm Tom Brady, yes I'm the real Bray
All you other Tom Brady's are just imitating
So won't the real Tom Brady please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?
All you other Tom Brady's are just imitating
So won't the real Tom Brady please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?
Original Lyrics:
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?
Submitted by: Psycho Librarian
"Cleaning Out My Closet"
Better Lyrics:
I know you want to hurt me,
I know you want to kill me,
I know you want me to die
but tonight,
I'm hiding in my closet
I know you want to kill me,
I know you want me to die
but tonight,
I'm hiding in my closet
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry momma,
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry
but tonight,
I'm cleaning out my closet
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry
but tonight,
I'm cleaning out my closet
Submitted by: Badger Knight
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"My Fault"
The Funny Lyrics: Sue: I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook Eminem: I'm over here Sue, you're talkin to the plant, look! Why They're Funny: This one just comes across to me as funny; he tells the lady that she's talking to a plant and not to him!
Submitted by: Tom Foolery
| "I Think My Dad's Gone Crazy"
The Funny Lyrics: It's like my mother always told me,
rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana Why They're Funny: "Rana" is Spanish for frog. I doubt that that's what is being intended here, but it still comes across to me as funny.
Submitted by: Ted
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"My Name Is"
The Repetitive Lyrics: My Name is (ah) ×2 My Name is (Wakawaka)
Why They're Repetitive: Your Name is Eminem, and YOU must know that!
Submitted by: Heyitsgalaxycreeper
| "Say Goodbye Hollywood"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Say goodbye say goodbye to Hollywood
Why They're Repetitive: The chorus is this sentence eight times. And he sings to chorus four times. It's rather repetitive.
Submitted by: McHobbit
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Insane"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I was born with a dick in my brain
Why They're Nonsensical: There is no record of anyone ever being born with a dick in their brain, Eminem included.
Submitted by: McHobbit
| "Our House"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Even when I was underage, Mama told the cops I was tryin to run away
Why They're Nonsensical: "Even" when he was under age? I don't think that the police would have cared about him trying to run away from home if he had not been under age.
Submitted by: McHobbit
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"If I Get Locked Up Tonight"
The Insincere Lyrics: Hell yeah I punch my b****
And beat my kids in public Why They're Insincere: He has never beaten his kids in public. If he had it, we'd all know about it because it'd all over the media.
Submitted by: McHobbit
| "Guilty Conscience"
The Insincere Lyrics: Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard Why They're Insincere: His (ex) wife is still alive and well and as far as I know he never kidnapped his daughter either.
Submitted by: McHobbit
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"When I'm Gone"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: But Baby were in Sweden,
how did you get to Sweden Why They're Misrhymed: Don't rhyme Sweden with Sweden.
Ed Note: Same-word rhyming (identical rhymes) are not misrhymed. No more submissions of this type of rhyme will be accepted. Submitted by: patcatyuri (formerly phamilto)
| "Just Lose It"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Don't worry
Poopa's got a brand new bag of toys Why They're Misrhymed: Fre, these are the real lyrics, although they still don't rhyme very well!
Submitted by: bobpiecheese
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"The Real Slim Shady"
The Insulting Lyrics: Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records.
Well I do, so (expletive) him and (expletive) you too. Why They're Insulting: Surprised this wasn't up here already. You don't need to look very far to see why this is insulting.
Submitted by: Orville Beddenrocker
| "Hailie's song"
The Insulting Lyrics: My baby's travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner
Why They're Insulting: Children aren't possessions.
Submitted by: McHobbit
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Superman"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: But I do know one thing though, bytches, they come they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday - yo' Why They're Inappropriate: Listen closely and you can hear Eminem falter in his flow as he thinks hurriedly of something to rhyme with 'go'...and out of all the possible choices...what does he choose? Yes - 'yo'. An absolute non-event. Listen even more closely and you might be able to make out a faint door slam afterwards, as Eminem's brain decides to leave the building in search of someone better who could use it.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "Hallie's Song"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Man, if I could sing, I'd keep singing this song to my daughter
if I could hit the notes, I'd blow something as long as my father Why They're Inappropriate: Eminem sang this song for his daughter who was about six at the time. That alone makes it inappropriate.
Submitted by: McHobbit
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Bad Guy"
The Dated Lyrics: Last album now, ‘cause after this you'll be officially done
Why They're Dated: Eminem ended up releasing two more albums (Revival and Kamikaze) at this point.
Submitted by: POWERStarz2004
| "The Real Slim Shady"
The Dated Lyrics: But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason why a man and another man can't elope.
Why They're Dated: This song was written when the thought of legal gay marriage was considerably less perceivable.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"My Fault"
The Dirty Lyrics: Sue: I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook Eminem: I'm over here Sue, you're talkin to the plant, look! Why They're Dirty: "The plant" is Eminem himself, because he wants to PLANT seeds in her "soil" so she can have children - HIS!
Submitted by: Not In Your Hand!
| "My 1st Single"
The Dirty Lyrics: Eri-Eri-Erick swallowed some Generic
sleeping pills, and woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick bare-naked. Why They're Dirty: I have the album Encore. when I usually listioned to it I didn't pay attention to it. One day when I was listioning to it on my headphones I picked up what he was saying and I was shocked at what the song was saying
Submitted by: E.D.S
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Wicked Ways"
The Lyrics: And I'm coming to get that quarter back like Ndamukong...
Who They Mention: Ndamukong Suh (Defensive lineman for the Miami Dolphins)
Submitted by: AlbinoRhino
| "Marshal Mathers"
The Lyrics: Driving up the block in the car that they shot Pac in looking for Big's killers, dressing ridiculous Blue-and-red, like I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel 12-gauge bigger than Chris Wallace Pissed off cause Biggie and Pac just missed all this
Who They Mention: Tupac Shakur, The Notorious B.I.G., Chris wallace
Submitted by: Alexander
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"M-in-M
Like the singular of a certain small round candy.
Submitted by: David Sari
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Underground"
The Lyrics: This is Amityville, calamity god damn it insanity pills fanny pack filled with Xanax...
Cases of Maybelline make-up laying on the table of weed... Biting into a f***ing Vicodin like I'm a viking Product Brand Name: Xanax (tranquilizer) / Maybelline (brand of makeup) / Vicodin (tranquilizer)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "Déjà Vu"
The Lyrics: Start off with the NyQuil like I think I'll just have a taste...
To a harder prescription drug called Valium like ya that's great... And all he does is eat Doritos and Cheetos.... And he just fell asleep in his car eating Three Musketeers in the rear seat ... S*** half a Vicodin, why can't I? That's an Ambien each nap how many Valium? Three. Product Brand Name: NyQuil (Vicks brand of cold symptom reliever) / Valium (brand of tranquilizer) / Doritos (brand of tortilla chips), Cheetos (brand of cheese puffs) / Three Musketeers (brand of chocolate bar) / Vicodin (brand of tranquilizer) / Ambien (brand of sleep aid)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"The Way I Am"
The Song Lyrics: That song, Guilty Conscience, has
gotten such rotten responses Song They Mention: A direct reference to Guilty Conscience, a previous single of his, and how it got a lot of controversy (sorta like this one).
Submitted by: Mike
| "Stan"
The Song Lyrics: You know the song by Phil Collins
In the Air of the Night Song They Mention: In The Air Tonight (by Phil Collins)
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Not Afraid"
Opening Lines: I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid/yeah) to take a stand (to take a stand/it's been a ride)
Comments: The second part of the brackets after the slash is part of the intro which only appears in this part.
Submitted by: POWERStarz2004
| "Like Toy Soldiers"
Opening Lines: Step by step, heart to heart. Left, right, left, we all fall down like toy soldiers.
Comments: Submitted by: Liz Bone
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"On Fire"
The Made Up Words: sizzurp
Comments: "So sip p*** like sizzurp through a straw"
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "Kill You"
The Made Up Words: I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks this eighty Gs a week to say the same things tweece!
Comments: Obviously tweece is a made up word.
Submitted by: McHobbit
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Boasting in Song Lyrics:
"Rap God"
The Boasting Lyrics: You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Comments: I can't think of a larger boast than claiming omnipotence.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "Elevator"
The Boasting Lyrics: There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said, "What if you went platinum?" I'd just laugh at him That's not happnin, that I can't fathom Eighy-some million records worldwide later I'm livin in a house with a fucking elevator Comments: We all know that he's very rich and very famous. There is no need to remind people of that. Now to be fair he DOES say that he couldn't quite fathom it until it happened, but it's still bragging.
Submitted by: McHobbit
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Scary Song Lyrics:
"Insane"
The Lyrics: The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead
... Go in there, stick a f***in' cigarette to his neck I bet you he's fakin' it ... Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong Why: Go listen to this song or read all the lyrics. The lyrics I've cited aren't even the scariest in this song.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "Love The Way You Lie"
The Lyrics: If she ever tries to leave again, I'm a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire
Why: The mere thought of this makes me shudder.
Submitted by: IggyO
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Song Title Space Change:
"Lose Yours, Elf" originally "Lose Yourself"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Yell 'Ow! Brick Road!'" originally "Yellow Brick Road"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Super Man" originally "Superman"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"There Al, Slim Shady" originally "The Real Slim Shady"
Submitted by: Lou Quilson
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Seduction"
The Lyrics: She brings my name up constant
Why: That would be constantlY, with a y.
Submitted by: McHobbit
| "Like Toy Soldiers"
The Lyrics: I can't think of a perfecter way to word it.
Why: Perfecter is a word. But it means "One who perfects something". In this context, it would be "more perfect" .
Submitted by: McHobbit
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Band Name Anagrams:
Mine 'Em Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Mine Me Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Forming On The Stem" originally "Sing For The Moment"
Submitted by: Jake Eastbrook
"Feel So Sourly" originally "Lose Yourself"
Submitted by: Anna Graham
"Feel Your Loss" originally "Lose Yourself"
Submitted by: Anna Graham
"Sell Your Foes" originally "Lose Yourself"
Sell what to them?
Submitted by: Hugh Jim Bessile
"It's Lonely Land" originally "Tylenol Island"
Submitted by: Quyjibo
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Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Mockingbird"
The Lyrics: Momma moved back onto Chalmers in a flat,one bedroom apartment
Why: Chalmers is a town in Big Creek Township,White County,Indiana,United States.
Submitted by: McHobbit
| "Medicine Ball"
The Lyrics: Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca
It's the village in New York, right next to the Tribeca Why: Tribeca is a neighborhood in Manhattan, New York City
Submitted by: McHobbit
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Songs That Are Banned:
"Everything"
In 2000, the University of Sheffield banned all Eminem records from student radio due to concern about sexism and homophobia in his lyrics. The ban even extended to student newspapers, with reviewers banned from covering Eminem records and gigs.
Submitted by: Horatio
"Stan"
On VEVO, the lines "shut up b****" and "screaming in the trunk" are both removed from the video and blanked out. In the clean version (on itunes) only "in the trunk" is censored
Submitted by: Randy R
"Most songs"
Banned and censored by the USA and himself for anti-Bush lyrics, making fun of homosexuals, and referring to the Columbine school shootings.
Submitted by: dxman
Lyrics Pronunciation:
"You're Never Over"
The Lyrics: So y'all can just get to blogging about bologna I'm not gonna stop the saga continues
Why: Bologna - Eminem pronounces it "buh-log-nuh", I assume to match up with "blogging"
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "Rap God"
The Lyrics: So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
You rodent, I'm omnipotent Why: Eminem intentionally mispronounces "omnipotent" as om-knee-PO-tent to nearly rhyme with Odin. It should be "om-NIP-o-tent"
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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Song Title Acrostics:
OF: "On Fire"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Gap Rod" originally "Rap God"
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Cinderella Man"
The Lyrics: To the new, Que Sera
Consider it his last hurrah Coup de grace Why: Que Sera (Spanish for "what will be") / Coup de grace (French for "final hit" or "death blow")
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "Hailie's Song"
The Lyrics: So sayonara, try tomorrow, nice to know ya
Why: Sayonara means goodbye or farewell in Japanese
Submitted by: McHobbit
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Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"My Dad's Gone Crazy"
The Lyrics: What have I gotta do to
Get through to you to show you there aunt nothing I can't take this chainsaw to Why: You would take a chainsaw to someones neck?
Submitted by: Sarah
| "Evil Deeds"
The Lyrics: My momma don't want me, the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off
Ring ring ring, on the door bell of the next door neighbors on their front porch But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone elses lawn Till somebody finally took me in, my great aunt, uncle Edna 'n Charles They were the ones who were left in charge My elementary they gang up on me and sang this song It went a little something like mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn Momma why do they keep saying this I just dont understand, understand And by the way, where's my dad? Why: He says it in nursery rhyme type. But the lyrics are sorta disturbing.
Submitted by: Maya
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Onomatopoeia in Lyrics:
"A** Like That"
The Lyrics: It makes my Slinky go Da-doing-doing-doing
Why: "Da-doing-doing-doing" is an onomatopoeia for his you-know-what bouncing up and down.
Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
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Names as a Word Bank:
Nine Men & Mini-Me Mime In Mine Submitted by: Sir Ron Norris
Song Lawsuits:
"My Name Is"
Eminem's own mother filed a lawsuit against her son over the lyric "99% of my life I was lied to I found out my mom does more dope than I do." In her lawsuit Mrs Mathers claims that she never did do drugs of anykind around her son. But soon she repeatedly dropped and reinstated the lawsuit.
Submitted by: Celeste
Lyrics Alliteration:
"Cold Wind Blows"
The Lyrics: F*** it I'm a loose cannon, Bruce Banner's back in the booth
Why: 4x B "Bruce Banner's back, booth"
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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Crime Records:
"Altercation Of A Firearm"
Eminem was arrested on June 3, 2000 during an altercation at a car audio store in Royal Oak, Michigan, with Douglas Dail, where he pulled out an unloaded gun and kept it pointed at the ground.
Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
"Assault"
In 2000 he was charged with assault and having a concealed weapon. One month later he was charged again for having a concealed weapon.
Submitted by: Travis
"Assault and Posession Of A Fire Arm"
Stemming from an incident in which Eminem caught his then wife Kim with another man. Eminem assaulted and then threatened the other man. He was sentenced to phrobation.
Submitted by: Celeste
Performers with Handicaps:
"Sleeping Medication Addiction"
I won't mention other drugs and depression because those were almost granted given his troubled upbringing, but what was interesting was that according to hte late DJ Proof, in 2005 after he sobered up from drug and alcohol dependence, he became addicted to sleeping pills Zolpidem, which caused him to cancel the European leg of "Anger Management Tour".
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
Hidden Messages:
"Hailies Song"
In the rap part, the line "So glad her mom didn't wanter" is censored. Some misthought it as "abort her". If you reverse the part you clearly hear want her.
Submitted by: RRandom
Backwards Messages:
"My Name Is"
The Chorus , ""Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady " when reversed , you can hear "It is slim , Eminem (YO).."
Submitted by: Daidalos5
"My Name Is..."
In the chorus, if you play it backwards, it says,"It's Slim, It's Eminem, It's Eminem, It's Eminem!
Submitted by: Blu
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Drug Use"
In 1999, he kept referring to drugs, like in Role Model he says "Smoke w**d, take pills" and in Kill You in 2000 he says "I invented violence you venomous volatile b****es, Vain Vicodin"
Submitted by: RRandom
"Sara Palin"
In a music video of his, Eminem not only mentioned Sarah Palin, but also had a very close look-a-like to her in the same video. I think it was for "Rock Star Love"
Submitted by: SaintVenn
"His chainsaw and hockey mask"
Several times at concert, he went onto stage wearing a hockey mask (a la Jason Voorhees) and running a live chainsaw (a la Leatherface)
Submitted by: Ra'akone
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
M&Ms
Because Eminem, M&Ms, gettit? Nobody did this,wow!
Submitted by: Braeden
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"8 Mile"
I can't believe this wasn't already posted.
Submitted by: DaNameIzMike
TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"Underground"
The Lyrics: Walked up Elm street with a f***ing wiffle bat drew fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands too
Why: Movies "Nightmare on Elm Street" and "Edward Scissorhands"
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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Bad Ringtone Choices:
"My Name Is"
The Lyrics: Hi kids, do you like violence?
Why: If you're a teacher and your cellphone rang with this tone at school, you would be in huge trouble.
Submitted by: dxman
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