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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
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Jon Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi, Slippery When Wet. . ., BonjovieMusic Quotes:
If you wanted to torture me, you'd tie me down and force me to watch our first five videos. - Jon Bon Jovi Submitted by: LucidLupin
| Map out your future, but do it in pencil. Submitted by: Alex the Jovi Queen
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Music Jokes:
An Italian actor moves to the USA to star in a famous TV show. After three years he returns home to Italy. Everybody is waiting for him at the airport, family, friends, fans and the press. A reporter gets close to him and says "Bon giorno, signore!" The actor replies in a hurry "Bon Jovi!" Submitted by: JoviChick
| Four Catholic mothers are discussing how important their children are. The first tells her friend "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everybody calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic mother chirps "Well, my son is a Bishop, whenever he walks into a room people say 'Your Grace'." The third mother says smugly "Well, not to put you down but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Emincence'." The fourth Catholic mother sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle 'Well... ?' Mrs. B replies "My son is Jon Bon Jovi. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Oh My God...' " Submitted by: JoviChick
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Band Name Origins:
- It is true that the band is named after Jon, but he never changed his name (officially) to "Bon Jovi". Submitted by: Hannah
- Jon's last name is Bongiovi. So they mixed it up a little and became "Bon Jovi" and personally i have always wondered if this has caused any onimosity within the band. Evidently not, they've been together 20 years or whatever. But they rock! Submitted by: Sydney
Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: John Francis Bongiovi Jr. . Submitted by: Bill Tong
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Living On A Crayon" | "Living On A Prayer" | Kaylie L |
| "Living Near The Mayor" | "Living On A Prayer" | Kaylie L |
| "You Make Love a Sad Game" | "You Give Love a Bad Name" | Kaylie L |
| "Wii Got It Going On" | "We Got It Going On" | Worawat |
| "We Got S*** Rolling On" | "We Got It Going On" | Worawat |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Born To Be My Baby," | must've made some deal with God! | Mac |
| "Someday I'll be Saturday Night," | Oh really...Is Friday still available? | Mac |
| "Livin' On A Prayer," | How Can You Live On It?! It's just a prayer!! | Mac |
| "Someday I'll Be Saturday Night," | Actually, with a name change... | Mac |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Love Hangover" | "Ain't No Cure For Love," Bon Jovi | Kathy |
| "So Sick" | "Bad Medicine," Bon Jovi | Ahh... THAT'S the reason! - hamburger456 |
| "Open Arms" | "In These Arms," Bon Jovi | Kathy |
| "What's My Age Again?" | "18 'Til I Die," Bon Jovi | Some people never grow up - Charles H. |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Ad Medicine" originally "Bad Medicine"
What advertising men take?
Gretchen Q. Wieners
"Bed Of Ross" originally "Bed Of Roses"
Jessica Junderworth
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Brad Medicine" originally "Bad Medicine"
For Brad Pitt maybe? Or Brad whoever...
Daisy Pappus
"Bard Medicine" originally "Bad Medicine"
When you take any more iambic pentameter?
David
"Band Medicine" originally "Bad Medicine"
For being in bands, such as Bon Jovi!
David
"Bald Medicine" originally "Bad Medicine"
My, my, they have medicine for that, now?
Contemptuous Crackpot
"Lit's My Life" originally "It's My Life"
Ashley
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Living Is Sin" originally "Living In Sin"
George Straitjacket
"Lining In Sin" originally "Living In Sin"
George Straitjacket
"Baa Medicine" originally "Bad Medicine"
Medicine for sheep!
Linda Radnil
"Ban Medicine" originally "Bad Medicine"
Regina Haniger
"Bud Medicine" originally "Bad Medicine"
For sick flower buds?
Peggy Pollock
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
Tommy (from the original song) and the story of how he was 'down on his luck' as a little kid.
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(Comments)
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "It's my life" | "They're the Bears" | Cubsnut1231 |
| "Livin on a Prayer" | "Livin the Dream" | Cubsnut1231 |
| "Wanted Dead or Alive" | "Hornets, Wasps, and Bee Hives" | Wolverine |
| "I'll Be There for You" | "I'm Desp'rate for You" | Below Average Dave |
| "It's My Life" | "It's My Wife" | Agrimorfee |
| "Have A Nice Day" | "Have It Your Way" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Wanted Dead Or Alive" | "Grilled Cheese Sandwich" | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "Wanted Dead Or Alive" | "He's Chuck Norris" | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "Bad Medicine" | "The Hillary healthcare song" | Poli-tick-ly incorrect |
| "It's My Life" | "Spare Me Jay" | BX22 |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Novocaine | Dental Care | ben |
| Livin On A Prayer | Churches | Indra.v |
| You Give Love A Bad Name | Anti-prostitution Campaign | DuckTape182 |
| Bad Medicine | Drug Stores | Reich |
| Livin' On A Prayer | Bibles | Billy Florio |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Everybody's Broken | Hospital | Worawat |
| Lost Highway | Bus Line | Worawat |
| Always | Divorce Lawyer | Rick |
| You Give Love A Bad Name | Courtney Love fan club | rocky |
| Livin' On A Prayer | American Atheists | Joey Thomas |
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Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| All You Need Is Love The Beatles | You Give Love A Bad Name Bon Jovi | All You Need Is To Give Love A Bad Name | Thessaly Danes |
| You Give Good Love Whitney Houston | You Give Love A Bad Name Bon Jovi | You Give Good Love A Bad Name And why not? | qaz |
| A Shot In The Dark Henry Mancini | Shot Through The Heart Bon Jovi | A Shot Through The Heart In The Dark He must be a good shooter! | Paul Warren |
| Where's Captain Kirk? Spizzenergi | Living In Sin Bon Jovi | Where's Captain Kirk? Living In Sin! All those women, and you're now figuring THAT out? | Ed |
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Misheard Lyrics:
"Livin on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics: Children running away.
Original Lyrics: Gina dreams of running away.
| "Livin on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics: When she cries in the nighttime
on Christmas baby its okay, someday Original Lyrics: When she cries in the night
Tommy whispers baby its okay, someday |
"Blaze Of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics: im a coast save-toreror in a can i deliver
Original Lyrics: I'm a colt in your stable
I'm what Cain is to Abel. | "Livin' On A Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics: Take my hand and we'll make a new swear
Original Lyrics: Take my hand and we'll make it, I swear
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Wanted:Dead or Alive"
Misheard Lyrics: On water (water)
Dead or alive. Original Lyrics: I'm wanted (wanted)
Dead or alive. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Nathaniel Lind This misheard was actually on the closed caption stream for a "Deadliest Catch" intro! |
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Song Parody Fragments:
""You Give Love a Bad Name""
Better Lyrics:
Osama Bin Laden, my best friend
He is hiding under my bed
I'll bring him some water, maybe some bread
Osama Bin Laden is not dead
He is hiding under my bed
I'll bring him some water, maybe some bread
Osama Bin Laden is not dead
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart, and you're to blame
Darlin', you give love a bad name
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name
Darlin', you give love a bad name
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name
Submitted by: E-Dawg
"Livin' on a Prayer"
Better Lyrics:
Oh, enjoy your stay-a! Ohh!
We're livin' in a trailer!
Come to my pad and you'll turn a lot paler!
Ohh! Livin in a trailer!
We're livin' in a trailer!
Come to my pad and you'll turn a lot paler!
Ohh! Livin in a trailer!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, we're halfway there Ohh!
We're livin on a prayer
Take my hand, and we'll make it, I swear Ohh!
Livin on a prayer
We're livin on a prayer
Take my hand, and we'll make it, I swear Ohh!
Livin on a prayer
Submitted by: KGoetz
"It's My Life"
Better Lyrics:
She's my wife
And you can't have her
She said would be mine forever
And you can't have her
She said would be mine forever
Original Lyrics:
It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
Submitted by: latuk
Funny Lyrics:
"You Want To Make A Memory"
The Funny Lyrics: I dug up this old photograph. Look at all the hair we had.
Why They're Funny: Is that all they think about, their hair?
Submitted by: Daniel L
| "Always"
The Funny Lyrics: Take a look at my face There's no price I won't pay To say these words to you.
Why They're Funny: Because he says, "There's no price I won't pay to say these words to you.." you'd think he would sing more words but instead there is an intense guitar solo.. maybe the guitar is speaking those words.. I think it is funny :)
Submitted by: Stephanie Wall
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"Lay Your Hands On Me"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Lay Your Hands On Me
Why They're Repetitive: That's all they're saying during the chorus!! It's a great song but it could have been a bit more diverse!!
Submitted by: JoviChick
| "In And Out Of Love"
The Repetitive Lyrics: In and out of love
Why They're Repetitive: This is a good bj song, but they sing this part 33 times along the song!!!!!!
Submitted by: Reich
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"I'll Be There For You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I guess this time you're really leaving,
I heard your suitcase say goodbye. Why They're Nonsensical: This makes no sense because suitcases can't talk and anyway, who is the suitcase saying goodbye to, Jon or his girl?
Submitted by: Chandra
| "If I Was Your Mother"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Tell me there's no other
To who you're telling your secrets And would you tell me 'Bout all the boys you been Bringing home to meet me Tell me what I got to do To make my life mean more to you I could get so close it's true If I was yours Mother, mother If I was your Mother, mother Why They're Nonsensical: First, Jon, girls don't discuss their intimate relationships with their mother (most don't anyway) and second 'If I was your mother!?!?!?' I'm sorry but that's so weird that I don't even want to think of that option! Besides isn't this streching the Mother-Myth a bit too far, I mean mothers and fathers can be equally close to a child... Way to go Jon!
Submitted by: Annukka Vastela
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Let's Make It Baby"
The Dirty Lyrics: I want to taste the sweat
That's rolling off your body We'll make the sheets all wet Baby, I want to make you feel naughty! Why They're Dirty: I can everybody can figure that out... they're pretty explicit!
Submitted by: JoviChick
| "Blood on blood"
The Dirty Lyrics: knew this white trash girl
we each threw in a ten she took us to this cheap motel and turned us into men Why They're Dirty: think about it....
Submitted by: acanatane
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"It's My Life"
The Lyrics: Like Frankie Said:
I did it my way. Who They Mention: Frank Sinatra.
Submitted by: Celeste
| "It's My Life"
The Lyrics: Like Frankie said, I did it my way
Who They Mention: Frank Sinatra
Submitted by: Da Phoenix
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"99 In The Shade"
The Lyrics: In my old man's chevrolet
Product Brand Name: Chevrolet
Submitted by: Samm
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"It's My Life"
The Song Lyrics: For Tommy and Gina who never backed down
Song They Mention: The song alludes to another song. Bon Jovi's Livin' on a Prayer, from the 1980's. Tommy used to work on the docks and Gina was his girlfriend.
Submitted by: Marian
| "Captain Crash and the Beauty Queen From Mars"
The Song Lyrics: Dressed up just like Ziggy but he couldn't play guitar
Song They Mention: Ziggy Stardust -david bowie
Submitted by: Kate
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Bad Medicine"
Opening Lines: Your love is like bad medicine, bad medicine is what I need.
Comments: From his 1988 New Jersey album.
Submitted by: Vic George
| "You Give Love A Bad Name"
Opening Lines: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame; darlin', you give love a bad name.
Comments: From his 1986 Slippery When Wet album.
Submitted by: Vic George
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Song Title Space Change:
"Wan Ted, Dead Or Alive" originally "Wanted, Dead Or Alive"
Submitted by: Dierdre
"Want Ed, Dead Or Alive" originally "Wanted, Dead Or Alive"
Submitted by: Dierdre
"Have An Ice Day" originally "Have A Nice Day"
Submitted by: Arlene Titshaw
Song Title Anagrams:
"Ay, Acid Heaven" originally "Have A Nice Day"
Submitted by: Alanis More Upset
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Raise Your Hands"
The Lyrics: Raise your hands
From New York to Chicago Raise your hands From New Jersey to Tokyo Raise your hands Why: They mention real places as New York, Chicago, Tokyo and of course New Jersey, which is their home city.
Submitted by: JoviChick
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Super Long Pop Songs:
"My Guitar Lies Bleeding in My Arms" Length: 5:41
Submitted by: weirdkid106
"Lie to Me " Length: 5:34
Submitted by: weirdkid106
"Save a Prayer" Length: 5:57
Submitted by: weirdkid106
"I Want You" Length: 5:44
Submitted by: weirdkid106
"Bed of Roses" Length: 6:34
Submitted by: weirdkid106
There are additional Super Long Pop Songs available.
Song Title Acrostics:
HAND: "Have a Nice Day"
Submitted by: JoviChick
SAM: "She's A Mystery"
Submitted by: Peter
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Daunted, Wed Or Alive" originally "Wanted, Dead Or Alive"
Submitted by: Carrie Blunderwood
Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Bed of Roses"
The Lyrics: I want to be as close as the Holy Ghost is
Why: I want to be as close as the goalie hostess
Submitted by: crazydon
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Jon Bovi originally "Bon Jovi"
Wouldn't make that much difference!
Submitted by: rocky
