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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Sarah Brightman/Andrea Bocelli

Jokes:

Following the news that she is going into space: In space no one can hear you.. ....
Submitted by: Maggie
What did Sarah Brightman say when her best friend had to go away?
We will never be 'Amigos Para Siempre....!'
Submitted by: Tanisha
There are additional music jokes available.

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Phantom of the Opera (1986 Musical), Repo! The Genetic Opera"She acted quite well, and for many, she's the main selling point of the show. - Caldoran

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"The River Cried,"Sure it didJipster Pedingish

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Make Love," Keri Hilson"Anytime, Anywhere," Sarah Brightman
"I Don't Know How To Love Him," Yvonne Elliman"Just Show Me How To Love You," Sarah Brightman
"Bound For South Australia," Wiggles"Winter In July," Sarah Brightman
"Where Do I Go?," Hair The Musical"Only An Ocean Away," Sarah Brightman
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"I Pace" originally "In Pace"
"pace" from noun to verb/Latin to English
Regina Olsen
"Older Than Winter" originally "Colder Than Winter"
Ursula Turpin
"I Wish I Could Be Christmas Every Day" originally "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day"
Jessica Childress
"Jesu, Joy Of Ma's Desiring" originally "Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"I Lost My Heat To A Starship Trooper" originally "I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper"
Brrrrrrr!
Kippy the Wonder Worm

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Ink Pace" originally "In Pace"
Sophia Borden
"Yin Pace" originally "In Pace"
Sophia Borden
"Sin Pace" originally "In Pace"
Sophia Borden
"Jin Pace" originally "In Pace"
Sophia Borden
"Tin Pace" originally "In Pace"
Sophia Borden

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"On Pace" originally "In Pace"
now pronounced the English way
Serafina
"In Lace" originally "In Pace"
Sophia Borden
"In Puce" originally "In Pace"
Puce = dark red to purple-brown color
Sophia Borden
"In Race" originally "In Pace"
Sophia Borden
"In Pack" originally "In Pace"
Sophia Borden

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Macavity""Evil Jay"DDPX
"Deliver Me""Disgusting Me"Francois B.
"Captain Nemo""Captain Planet"Ana
"I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper""Dancing with the New York Yankees"Ana
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina""Don't Whine at Me, Angelina"Rick Cormier
"Unexpected Song""I really can't sing"Ash
"Amigoes Para Sempre""Pigza's Just A Pinhead"WhizkidF
"The Phantom of the Opera""The PAP versus the Opposition"Composer-conductor

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
The Secret Still RemainsDemocratic Party Ads Against President G.W. BushJabbers McPeep
Winter In JulyArctic VacationsWretch
Deliver MePizza Hut, Or Any Other Pizza Restaurant.Simone Russell
HaremA Brothel Or Cathouse.John D'Shane
A Question of HonorUS ArmyJohn D'Shane
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
(I Lost My Heart to a) Starship TrooperNASADylan Baranski
Pie JesuPagan organization/Athiest organizationDiddims
Nessun DormaInsomniacs Anonymous or Stalker/Harassment hotlineDiddims
Just Show Me How To Love YouMarriage counselorDiddims
Heaven Is HereAtheist's OrganizationWinnie
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Temptation
   The Everly Brothers
Island
   Sarah Brightman
Temptation Island
Let the break-ups commence!
Ralph T.
May It Be
   Enya
Time To Say Goodbye
   Sarah Brightman
May It Be Time To Say Goodbye
Savvy Swann
I Ran
   A Flock Of Seagulls
Away From You
   Sarah Brightman
I Ran Away From You
Toddy Todd
Carrickfergus
   Charlotte Church
Only An Ocean Away
   Sarah Brightman
Carrickfergus Is Only An Ocean Away
Joni Hall
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Saraya Brightman
Saraya combined with Sarah Brightman
Submitted By: Jean Goodsprings

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lost my heart to a dog named Drooper.
Original Lyrics:
I lost my heart to a starship trooper.
"Arrival"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing, sing, sing a Sunday song when the mayonnaise sailed away.
Bring, bring, bring them back again to the lonely shores Monday.
We'll be here awaiting their arrival. How that bucket's gonna shine.
or
.......How that Muppet's gonna shine.
Original Lyrics:
Sing, sing, sing the song they sang with us when they sailed away.
Bring, bring, bring them back again to these lonely shores one day.
We'll be here awaiting their arrival. How that moment's gonna shine.
"Just Show Me How to Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
To cause a fight, start Sarah
Original Lyrics:
Tu cosa fai stasera?
"Captain Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish I could stay here
And play for a while
But I must be on my way
The water still smiles
Original Lyrics:
Wish I could stay here
And play for a while
But I must be on my way
The warmest of smiles
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Figlio Perduto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Figlio di puto
Original Lyrics:
Figlio perduto

Story about this misheard lyric by: Diddims

I knew what the lyrics were, but the words do sound somewhat (if you're not listening closely) like 'figlio di puto'; 'puto' being the masculine form of the (Spanish) word 'puta,' which means 'whore' or 'b****'. 'Puto' suggests a gay male or merely a sexually loose man, depending on where it's used.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Some Girls"
The Funny Lyrics:
We'll pain the town if we don't drown in sex appeal.
Why They're Funny:
I just think this sounds cute. Just my personal opinion, that's all.
Submitted by: Virgo Sun
 

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Beautiful"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Do you know you're beautiful?
Do you know you're beautiful?
Do you know you're beautiful?
Why They're Repetitive:
Whoever she's singing to should answer her already!
Submitted by: Queen Edgar
"You Take My Breath Away"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
You take my breath away, oh you
You take my breath away, oh you
You take my breath away, oh you (oh you)
You take my breath away, oh you (oh you)
You take my breath away, oh you (oh you)
You take my breath away, oh you (oh you)
Why They're Repetitive:
I'm thinking she should have passed out by now
Submitted by: Ralph S.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Only An Ocean Away"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I feel you in my own heart.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well, in who else's heart would you feel anything, Sarah?
Submitted by: Doris Collins
"Mysterious Days"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
American writers now work in the attic.
Why They're Nonsensical:
What is this supposed to mean?
Submitted by: Dina Cross
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Once In A Lifetime"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Show me the floor
Lay down the law
Why They're Misrhymed:
Sarah rhymes 'floor' with 'law' which works for her English accent, but not when the song is sung in an American accent

[Ed's comment: Well, it's a good thing we aren't all Americans then ! :)]
Submitted by: John D'Shane
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Take My Life"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I need a love that cuts like a knife
To take my life.
Why They're Inappropriate:
I understand what she means, but this lyric could have been written a little better. This just sounds painful and messy.
Submitted by: Virgo Sun
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Once in a Lifetime"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Let me dive in
To pools of sin
Wet black leather on my skin
Show me the floor
Lay down the law
I need to taste you more
Why They're Dirty:
Does it even need to be said? This song is a nice little 90s-style soft rock piano-guitar ballad until you get to the lyrics and then it decidedly isn't.
Submitted by: Callie
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"I Loved You"
The Lyrics:
Painter Andy painting Campbell's tins
Who They Mention:
Andy Warhol
Submitted by: Sable
"I Loved You"
The Lyrics:
Another day is paradise is nice
From Ronnie's recession's nice advice
Who They Mention:
Ronald Reagan
Submitted by: Sable
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"I Loved You"
The Lyrics:
Painter Andy painting Campbell's tins
Product Brand Name:
Campbell's Soup
Submitted by: Sable
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Arrival"
The Song Lyrics:
May they ring then in our hearts
The jubilant bells of "Auld Lang Syne".
Song They Mention:
Auld Lang Syne
Submitted by: Kris Kringle Aguilera
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"In The Bleak Midwinter"
Opening Lines:
In the bleak midwinter
Frosty wind made moan.
Comments:
Submitted by: Bridget Andrews
 

Song Title Space Change:

"I Lost My Heart To A Star's Hip Trooper" originally "I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper"
Submitted by: Sonia Rinzaimayor
"I Belie Vein Father Christmas" originally "I Believe In Father Christmas"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl

Band Name Anagrams:

Brit Graham Nash Submitted by: Amy Swinehouse
?:)? -- Both are Brits but little alike
Harsh Batman Rig Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor
Has Right Man Bar Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Kelly Blythe didn't think of this anagram.
Hag Shirt Barman Submitted by: Kelly Blythe
Has Right Barman Submitted by: Kelly Blythe

Song Title Anagrams:

"Ned E." originally "Eden"
Submitted by: Dinah Bartilson
"Need" originally "Eden"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Fan At Nail Sale" originally "Nella Fantasia"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"A False Tan Nail" originally "Nella Fantasia"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Fine Atlas, Alan!" originally "Nella Fantasia"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Napkin Team, Oh" originally "Captain Nemo"
Submitted by: Lisa Basil
"May Sue Joy Of Jan's Desiring" originally "Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
"Mild In A Changer" originally "Child In A Manger"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl

Names as a Word Bank:

Tim, stab this grim Shaman. His stag is a Brit. Submitted by: Joshua Scott

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