Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Fun Music Information -> Panic! At The Disco

Album cover parody of Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die! by Panic! At The Disco
Parody album cover
click to see the original

This is the most recent information about Panic! At The Disco that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Panic! At The Disco, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).


Band Name Origins:

  • The name Panic! at the Disco was taken from the song Panic by Name Taken. The line "panic at the disco, sat back and took it so slow.." inspired the band to take the first half and add some strategically placed punctuation. Submitted by: jaseyrae
  • They got it from the Name Taken's song, "Panic", which includes the lyrics, "Panic at the Disco." Submitted by: Erika

Stupid Band Names:

  • I know they don't use the exclamation point anymore, but when they DID, it was just plain awkward. No one puts an exclamation mark in the middle of a sentence or name!!! Submitted by: Jonathan S.
  • I remember the first time I heard of this band. Someone asked me "do you like panic at the disco?" I ACTUALLY thought do I like to panic when I'm at a disco? Such an idiotic name. Submitted by: Sarah

Former Career:

New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Jon Walker""Starbucks"Yeah :) - Someone
"Jon Walker""Starbucks Shift Manager" - KatieKay

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Camisado"A camisado is a surprise attack of some sort, but even from the song it is hard to tell that that is really what it's about. - Person
"Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks"Prescribed pills To offset the shakes To offset the pills - Katy
"Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off"Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster. - Katy
"The Whole "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out" Album"Never ONCE on the whole album does it mention any part of the song's names (and "the or "I" don't count). The closest it comes to mentioning a song would be "Well, she's not bleeding on the BALLROOM FLOOR just for the attention" in Time to Dance. - Felicia
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"Basically, it's about some wedding. It has nothing to do with sins or tragedies. - Rainy Morris Day

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Party! at the DiscoThe first thing you'd do at a disco is to party!Archie C.
Pandemonium At The DiscoPanic and pandemonium seem to be related.Nicole Parsons
Panacea At The DiscoI've heard "panacea" used (mistakenly) for panic.Regina Hanige
Picnic At The DiscoRather have a picnic than a panic!Camilla Talking Bird
No People At The DiscoI don't think discos are popular anymore.Rocky

There are additional new band names available.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Miss Johnson""Miss Jackson"Weast Weasel
"I Read Virtues Not Comedies""I Write Sins Not Tragedies"Obi Lame Kenobi
"Camisole""Camisado"Regina Haniger
"Fight in the Afternoon""Nine in the Afternoon"Dongquan
"But It's Better If You Poo""But It's Better If You Do"Chewi_Noodlez

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies,"Sins are not written, you do them or you don't.Peter
"The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know,"The piano can't 'Know' anything; it has no mind.Epic Unpseudonymous
"Nine In The Afternoon,"Chronologically, it's non-existent.Rip Jeans
"Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks,"Nails and tacks are NOT edible.Lizzie
"Behind the Sea,"You can't get behind the sea.Lizzie

There are additional literally impossible song titles available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Lookin' For A Good Time," Lady Antebellum"Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time," Panic! At The Disco
"Oceans and Streams," The Black Keys"Behind The Sea," Panic! At The Disco
"Nothin' But A Good Time," Poison"Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time," Panic At The Disco
"What's Your Name?," Lynyrd Skynyrd"Miss Jackson," Panic! At The Disco
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Don't Threaten Me With A Good Tie" originally "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"
Laurie Cassid
"Don't Threaten Me With A God Time" originally "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"
Laurie Cassid
"Don't Threaten Me With A Goo Time" originally "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"
Laurie Cassid
"We're So Staring" originally "We're So Starving"
Iris Green
"We're So Staving" originally "We're So Starving"
Iris Green

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Behind The Seal" originally "Behind The Sea"
"Made As Rabbits" originally "Mad As Rabbits"
"I Write Skins Not Tragedies" originally "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Eac Zeffron
"Snails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks" originally "Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks"
Jamie Burke
"I Write Sins Snot Tragedies" originally "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Behind The Set" originally "Behind The Sea"
Jamie Burke
"Behind The Spa" originally "Behind The Sea"
"Behind The Ska" originally "Behind The Sea"
"Behind The Tea" originally "Behind The Sea"
"Behind The Pea" originally "Behind The Sea"

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Miss Jackson""Ms. Pac-Man"Blaydeman
"This Is Gospel""If Only This Title Was As Clever As The Parody Itself"Agrimorfee
"Bittersweet""The Closest I Came To A PANIC! At The Disco Song Title (Indiscreet)"Abbott Skelding
"The Ballad of Mona Lisa""The Ballad of My Late Pizza"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies""You Write Crap Not Parodies"Just Flipp (2)
"Nine In The Afternoon""Robbed An Egyptian Tomb"Matthias
"Nine in the Afternoon""Three in the Afternoon"Abbott Skelding
"Myspace Beckoned All You Scene Kids""London Beckoned Songs About Money..."KeitiiFace
"I Write Sins, Not Tragedies""I Like Music, Not Crap"Ned Riley
"Time To Dance""(Almost) Time To Die"Felicia

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
I Write Sins, Not TradgediesMicrosoft Wordali
Time To DanceDancing LessonsRazorbill

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Build God, Then We'll TalkChurchSteph
Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For SnacksEating Disorders Clinici rock so much

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
I Sat By The Ocean
   Queens of The Stone Age
Behind the Sea
   Panic! At The Disco
I Sat Behind The Sea
Tessa C
Sugar, We're Going Down
   Fall Out Boy
From A Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins
   Panic At The Disco!
Sugar, We're Going Down From A Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins
Tuesday Afternoon
   The Moody Blues
Nine in the Afternoon
   Panic at the Disco
Tuesday, Nine in the Afternoon
A forever Tuesday!
Paul Warren
The Reason
I Write Sins Not Tragedies
   Panic! At the Disco
The Reason I Write Sins Not Tragedies
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Widespread Panic! At The Disco
Widespread Panic combined with Panic! At The Disco
Submitted By: Jack
Fall Out Disco
Fall Out Boy combined with Panic At The Disco
Submitted By: G
Mike And The Mechanics! At The Disco
Mike And The Mechanics combined with Panic! At The Disco
Probably there to pick up their kids.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Fall Out! At The Disco, Boy
Fall Out Boy combined with Panic! At The Disco
Submitted By: Melissa

There are additional Panic! At The Disco Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Death of a Bachelor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm playing her geese
Original Lyrics:
I'm playing hooky
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Closing the garden door
Original Lyrics:
Closing the Goddamn door
"Roaring 20s"
Misheard Lyrics:
The puss on the pavement
Original Lyrics:
The past on the pavement
"Roaring 20s"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll me like a butt 'cause I wanna go home
Original Lyrics:
Roll me like a blunt, 'cause I wanna go home
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"LA Devotee "
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweating balls under desert skies
Original Lyrics:
Swimming pools under desert skies

Story about this misheard lyric by: Erin

When my kids yelled at me for being gross I decided to check out what the actual lyrics were..oops!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"I write sins not tragedies"
Better Lyrics:
I chime in 'Haven't you people ever heard of brushing your goddamned teeth?!'
Original Lyrics:
I chime in 'Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamned door?!'
Submitted by: Andrea Huckstep

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Nine In The Afternoon"
The Funny Lyrics:
It looks like the end of history as we know
'Cause it's nine in the afternoon and your eyes are the size of the moon
Why They're Funny:
History is in the past, it's already happened and ended; also there is no such thing as nine in the afternoon because 9pm is evening.
Submitted by: Lauren

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Nine in the Afternoon"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
It's nine in the afternoon
Why They're Nonsensical:
I've experienced nine in the morning, and nine at night. But I've never experienced nine in the afternoon.
Submitted by: Ned Riley

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Can't take the kid from the fight
Take the fight from the kid
Sit back relax
Sit back, relapse again
Why They're Misrhymed:
Fight, kid, relax, again ... I SEE NO RESEMBLANCE, PEOPLE!
Submitted by: Razorbill

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taki"
The Dirty Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close
Why They're Dirty:
Testosterone is the Boy hormone and harlequin is another way to say estrogen for girls and the whole song is basically all about sex and yep
Submitted by: Noelle
"New Perspective"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Can we fast-forward til you go down on me?
Why They're Dirty:
If you don't know what it means to go down on someone... Then you've got some growing to do...
Submitted by: Ed Hammered
There are additional dirty lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"When the Day Met the Night"
Opening Lines:
When the moon fell in love with the sun all was golden in the sky. All was golden when the day met the night.
Wow. A P(!)ATD song that actually uses the name o.o
Submitted by: Liz Bone

Boasting in Song Lyrics:

"Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have..."
The Boasting Lyrics:
I've got more wit, a better kiss
A hotter touch, a better f***
Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me
Girl I was it, look past the sweat
A better love deserving of exchanging body heat in the passenger seat
Oh no no, you know it will always just be me
Jealousy can lead to some pretty arrogant assumptions... and this self-righteous stud just made some of the worst I've heard.
Submitted by: Alex

Song Title Space Change:

"I Write Sin Snot Tragedies" originally "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

O Pat I Can The Disc! Submitted by: Harriet Henderson
O Cat I Pan The Disc! Submitted by: Harriet Henderson
I Pan The Disco Cat! Submitted by: Harriet Henderson
Notice A Sad Pitch Submitted by: Gus
Pathetic, Sad Icon Submitted by: Evan

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Seethe Hind Ab" originally "Behind The Sea"
Submitted by: Clara Suzette Bartilson
"Death of Elora Bach" originally "Death of a Bachelor"
Submitted by: Lefty Lucy

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Introduction" Length: 0:37
Submitted by: Felicia

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"He Signed The Bee" originally "Behind The Sea"
Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor
"He Signed The Bee" originally "Behind The Sea"
Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor
"See Hind The Bee" originally "Behind The Sea"
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"Don't Threaten Tea with a Good Mime" originally "Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time"
Submitted by: Emily
"Build Todd, Then We'll Gawk" originally "Build God, Then We'll Talk"
(If you make him amazing enough to look at)
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism

There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Really Long, Nonsensical Song Names"
Most of their songs have long, nonsensical names, with rare exceptions, like "Nine in the Afternoon".
Submitted by: JeReMy

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Disco clubs (assuming there are any left)
Submitted by: Frank
Anti-anxiety medications
It would help with the panic (a form of anxiety).
Submitted by: Peter

Missing Parts:

"But its better if u do"
but its grosser if i do
Submitted by: Allyia

Other Artists:

Check the indexes below for other performers on the site, or use google search to search the entire site.

Most Popular | # | A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z

Custom Search