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Fun Music Information -> Jewel
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Band Name Origins:
- That is her real name - Jewel Kilcher Submitted by: David Pratter
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Jewel Kilcher. Submitted by: MOR
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Ride With The Devil" | - Michael Prymula |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Drool | She can make men drool without actually having any talent or a good figure. | shehateme |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Pieces Of Poo" | "Pieces Of You" | Lydia Idyl |
| "Pieces Of Goo" | "Pieces Of You" | Lydia Idyl |
| "Funny Games" | "Foolish Games" | Sheila Oh |
| "Into Wishin'" | "Intuition" | Carmen Nunki |
| "Who Will Save Your Butt?" | "Who Will Save Your Soul?" | Paul Warren |
There are additional Jewel new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Stay Here Forever," | You can't stay anywhere forever, except maybe jail | Christy McDaniel |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Play With Fire," The Rolling Stones | "Foolish Games," Jewel | |
| "How Will I Know?," Whitney Houston | "Intuition," Jewel | |
| "Stand Or Fall," The Fixx | "Standing Still," Jewel | |
| "Instant Replay," Dan Hartman | "Again And Again," Jewel | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Say Here Forever" originally "Stay Here Forever"
Yvette Bristle
"Do You Want To Lay?" originally "Do You Want To Play?"
Like lay down and take a nap.
Peter
"Do You Want To Pay?" originally "Do You Want To Play?"
Nancy
"Hans" originally "Hands"
Now it's about some German guy?
Joe Siebert
"Till It Feels Like Heating" originally "Till It Feels Like Cheating"
Till it feels warm, that is! (Duh!)
Lucy Crosland
There are additional Jewel song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"You Were Meant For Men" originally "You Were Meant For Me"
Candy Welty
"You Were Meant For Moe" originally "You Were Meant For Me"
Candy Welty
"You Were Meant For Mel" originally "You Were Meant For Me"
Candy Welty
"You Were Meant For Mae" originally "You Were Meant For Me"
Candy Welty
"You Were Meant For Meg" originally "You Were Meant For Me"
Candy Welty
There are additional Jewel song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Stay Mere Forever" originally "Stay Here Forever"
Elon Muskrat
"Hanes" originally "Hands"
Eric Carmen Miranda Lambert
"Handl" originally "Hands"
As in composer Jacob Handl
Karen Smith
"Hinds" originally "Hands"
Karen Smith
"Hanks" originally "Hands"
Karen Smith
There are additional Jewel song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Hands" | "Teeth" | Me2 |
| "Foolish Games" | "Foolish Crimes" | Arch Vile |
| "Intuition" | "Prostitution (Jewels Life Story)" | White Trash |
| "Foolish Games" | "Refried Beans (Magic Fruit Mix)" | Seamonkey |
| "Intuition" | "Marco's Pizza" | Abbott Skelding |
| "You Were Meant For Me" | "The Hair Color Song" | Wife of a thug |
| "Intuition" | "Did You Just Fart?" | Azza & Nazza |
| "Intuition" | "Into-eat-ya" | MetaBe |
| "Foolish Games" | "Football Games" | Paul Wooten |
| "Hands" | "Pants" | Hindibunni |
There are additional Jewel song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Kiss The Flame | Fire Department | Lindsay Brauweiler |
| Foolish Games | NFL/NBA | MOR |
| Leave The Lights On | Electrical Company | Buzzer G |
| Pieces Of You | Funeral Home | Opinion Girl |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Feel It Still Portugal, The Man | Standing Still Jewel | Feel It Standing Still Not too comfortable, is it. | Lance Crackers |
| I Wish Skee-Lo | You Were Meant For Me Jewel | I Wish You Were Meant For Me | Pete Worst |
| Fat Weird Al Yankovic | Hands Jewel | Fat Hands | Ariane |
| We Are Vertical Horizon | Standing Still Jewel | We Are Standing Still | Elizabeth |
| There are additional Jewel duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Mother's Finest Jewel
Mother's Finest combined with Jewel
Submitted By: Francis A. Sissy
Garnett Jewel
Gale Garnett combined with Jewel
A garnet is a reddish birthstone.
Submitted By: Opie M.
Fancy Jewel
Fancy combined with Jewel
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Casting Crown Jewels
Casting Crowns combined with Jewel
Submitted By: Shelley Potts
There are additional Jewel Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Intuition"
Misheard Lyrics: In a hotel digital world
Original Lyrics: In a high tech digital world
| "Standing Still"
Misheard Lyrics: But am I Stephen Stills?
Original Lyrics: But am I standing still?
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"Foolish Games"
Misheard Lyrics: Teri, me; Teri, me, and Garth
Original Lyrics: Tearing me, tearing me apart
| "You Were Meant for Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Dreamed of laughing for so long
Original Lyrics: Dreams last for so long
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| There are additional Jewel misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Standing Still"
Misheard Lyrics: But am I Stephen Stills?
Original Lyrics: But am I standing still?
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I thought it had to do with one of the members of CSNY. |
| There are additional Jewel misheard stories available. | |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Sometimes It Be That Way"
The Funny Lyrics: Night has many hands, but I have just one.
Why They're Funny: Umm.. Really? I guess I missed the fact you were missing a hand in all those pictures.
Submitted by: Emily Harrington
| "Deep Water"
The Funny Lyrics: When you're standing in deep water and you're bailing yourself out with a straw,
When you're standing in deep water and you wake up making love to a wall, It's these little times that help to remind it's nothing without love. Why They're Funny: Ha, well, if you wake up making love to a wall because you'd rather get it from that then your man, it's a good thing you love him...
Submitted by: Allie Cat
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| There are additional Jewel Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Standing Still"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Or am I standing still...
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow Why They're Repetitive: You give us sorrow, Jewel, but it's not sweet.
Submitted by: sherock
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Love Me, Just Leave Me Alone"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: The skin on your teeth had a tear
Why They're Nonsensical: #1. eeew!
#2. What, are his ears made of calcium, too? Submitted by: Kim
| "Intuition"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Just follow your heart,
your intuition, It will lead you in the right direction. Ignore your mind, your intuition, It will lead you in the right direction. Why They're Nonsensical: Huh? What was this songwriter smoking? She tells you to follow your heart but then she tells you to ignore your mind and trust your intuition? That's the first step to failed relationships.
Submitted by: Celeste
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| There are additional Jewel nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Who Will Save Your Soul?"
The Insincere Lyrics: Everytime I breath I take you in and my heart beats again
Baby I can help it you keep me drowning in your love Why They're Insincere: I take you in? How? Chop her up in pieces and eat her? I love the band and the song though
Submitted by: Patty
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Adrian"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Adrian came home again last summer,
Things just haven't been the same around here, People talk, People stare, Oh Adrian come out and play. Why They're Misrhymed: There are very few lines in the song that rhyme. No matter how creative Jewel tries to get, she can't even slant rhyme this verse.
Submitted by: Jess
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Stephenville, TX"
The Dated Lyrics: I'm 31 years old
That ain't the end but it sure ain't where I began Why They're Dated: At the time the song was recorded, Jewel was 31 years old. But a mere 3 weeks after the song's release date (May 2, 2006), Jewel turned 32 (she was born May 23, 1974).
Submitted by: David Jones
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Leave The Lights On"
The Dirty Lyrics: I will mesmerize with milky thighs and languid eyes
I'll prophesize your moans and sighs Why They're Dirty: Dirty in a poetic kind of way. The word "milky" seems to be used ambiguously: it may mean that either her thighs are as white as milk or her thighs are covered in a certain milky substance.
Submitted by: xxxpress
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Foolish Games"
The Lyrics: You loved Mozart and you'd speak of your loved ones
As I clumsily strummed my guitar. Who They Mention: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Submitted by: Alan Toyce
| "Stand"
The Lyrics: Marvin Gaye, there's no brother, brother
Woody Guthrie's land can't feed Mother While in the corner, King's dream dies Who They Mention: Marvin Gaye, Woody Guthrie, Martin Luther King, Jr.
Submitted by: xxxpress
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| There are additional Jewel celebrity lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Satellite"
The Lyrics: They're trying to hide behind Power Bars and Vollyball and Valium
Product Brand Name: Power Bar energy bars, Valium prescriptions
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Don't"
Opening Lines: Don't walk too close.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Daddy"
Opening Lines: My bones are tired, Daddy.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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| There are additional Jewel spelling lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"Love Me Just Leave Meal One" originally "Love Me Just Leave Me Alone"
Submitted by: Natalie Portmanteau Word
"In Tuit Ion" originally "Intuition"
Submitted by: Peter
"His Pleasure Is My Pa In" originally "His Pleasure Is My Pain"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Do You Want Top Lay?" originally "Do You Want To Play?"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"You Were Me Ant For Me" originally "You Were Meant For Me"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Song Title Anagrams:
"Landing Stilts" originally "Standing Still"
Unusual?
Submitted by: Green Ant
"His Lame Goofs" originally "Foolish Games"
Submitted by: Anna Graham
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Stand"
The Lyrics: On TV, D.C. is selling lies
Why: Washington, D.C.
Submitted by: xxxpress
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Super Long Pop Songs:
"Adrian" Length: 7:02
A rather sad song about a boy who grows up in a coma. Track 8 on "Pieces Of You".
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Song Title Acrostics:
TOW: "The Other Woman"
Submitted by: Edyth Bowen
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Stan, Sting Dill" originally "Standing Still"
Submitted by: Marge Pegram
"Dan, Sting Still" originally "Standing Still"
Submitted by: Marge Pegram
"Love Me Just Leave Lee A Moan" originally "Love Me Just Leave Me Alone"
Submitted by: Natalie Portmanteau Word
"Love Lee, Just Leave Me A Moan" originally "Love Me Just Leave Me Alone"
Submitted by: Natalie Portmanteau Word
"Sue Will Save Your Hole" originally "Who Will Save Your Soul"
(Note: "W" is silent in "Who"!)
Submitted by: Helen Football
There are additional Jewel Song Title Spoonerisms available.
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Jewelry
Self-explanatory. Jewelry has jewels (duh).
Submitted by: Kerianne Hopkins
