Fun Music Information -> Jewel
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Band Name Origins:
- That is her real name - Jewel Kilcher Submitted by: David Pratter
Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Jewel Kilcher. Submitted by: MOR
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Drool | She can make men drool without actually having any talent or a good figure. | shehateme |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Into Wishin'" | "Intuition" | Carmen Nunki |
| "Who Will Save Your Butt?" | "Who Will Save Your Soul?" | Paul Warren |
| "Ghoulish Games" | "Foolish Games" | MOR |
| "Incubation" | "Intuition" | Andrew Darwitan |
| "Compilation" | "Intuition" | Andrew Darwitan |
There are additional Jewel new song names available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Playground In My Mind" | "Do You Want to Play?," Jewel | Wendy Torrance |
| "Where's The Playground, Susie?" | "Do You Want To Play?," Jewel | Wendy Torrance |
| "Who Will Save My Soul?" | "Who Will Save Your Soul?," Jewel | You still haven't answered my question! - Paris Hilton Is On Fire |
| "Who Will Save Your Soul?" | "Mississippi Squirrel Revival," Ray Stevens | Todd W. Zimmerman |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Till It Feels Like Heating" originally "Till It Feels Like Cheating"
Till it feels warm, that is! (Duh!)
Lucy Crosland
"You Were Mean For Me" originally "You Were Meant For Me"
Penelope Beckinsale
"You Were Meat For Me" originally "You Were Meant For Me"
A song for cannibals, perhaps?
xyz
"Goodbye Lice In Wonderland" originally "Goodbye Alice In Wonderland"
Penelope Beckinsale
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Who Will Shave Your Soul" originally "Who Will Save Your Soul"
Natalie Snortman
"Serve the Eggo" originally "Serve the Ego"
... With maple syrup, please?
Josh
"Serve The Lego" originally "Serve The Ego"
Pam Tabor
"Swerve The Ego" originally "Serve The Ego"
Pam Tabor
"Goodbye Malice In Wonderland" originally "Goodbye Alice In Wonderland"
Penelope Beckinsale
There are additional Jewel song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Foolish Names" originally "Foolish Games"
Jen
"Perfectly Clean" originally "Perfectly Clear"
Lucy Crosland
"Stranger Woman" originally "Stronger Woman"
Lucy Crosland
"The Other Roman" originally "The Other Woman"
Donna Gelpigi
"Serve the Egg" originally "Serve The Ego"
One letter made this funny (at least I think so)!!
hamburger456
There are additional Jewel song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
For your Valentine's Day, what could be better than this 1st date gone awry... please ignore the background vocals!
SeamonkeyMusic.com: (mp3)
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Intuition" | "Prostitution (Jewels Life Story)" | White Trash |
| "Foolish Games" | "Refried Beans (Magic Fruit Mix)" | Seamonkey |
| "Intuition" | "Marco's Pizza" | Abbott Skelding |
| "You Were Meant For Me" | "The Hair Color Song" | Wife of a thug |
| "Intuition" | "Did You Just Fart?" | Azza & Nazza |
| "Intuition" | "Into-eat-ya" | MetaBe |
| "Foolish Games" | "Football Games" | Paul Wooten |
| "Hands" | "Pants" | Hindibunni |
| "Who Will Save Your Soul?" | "Who Will Pay The Toll?" | David Pratter |
| "Intution" | "Tution" | Michael |
There are additional Jewel song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Kiss The Flame | Fire Department | Lindsay Brauweiler |
| Foolish Games | NFL/NBA | MOR |
| Leave The Lights On | Electrical Company | Buzzer G |
| Pieces Of You | Funeral Home | Opinion Girl |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Games People Play The Spinners | Foolish Games Jewel | Foolish Games People Play Night, Day, Whenever! | Paul Warren |
| I'm Still Standing Elton John | Standing Still Jewel | I'm Still Standing Still Say that ten times fast!!! | MOR |
| Everybody Plays The Fool (Sometimes) The Main Ingredient | Foolish Games Jewel | Everybody Plays Foolish Games (Sometimes) | soul and shepop |
| Ship Of Fools Robert Plant | Foolish Games Jewel | Ship Of Foolish Games | rocky and MOR |
| There are additional Jewel duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Casting Crown Jewels
Casting Crowns combined with Jewel
Submitted By: Shelley Potts
Diamond Jewel
Neil Diamond combined with Jewel
Submitted By: MOR
Ruby Jewel
Ruby combined with Jewel
My "hands" are too small for that ruby.
Submitted By: Anonymous Bob
50 Cent Jewel
50 Cent combined with Jewel
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Misheard Lyrics:
"Who Will Save Your Soul?"
Misheard Lyrics: You say "That he love Vtech there, what are you wrong?"
Original Lyrics: You say that you love them, take their money and run
| "Foolish Games"
Misheard Lyrics: In case you failed to know this
Original Lyrics: In case you failed to notice
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"Standing Still"
Misheard Lyrics: There's a dead end tamale,
there's a burning bush to my right. Original Lyrics: There's a dead end to my left
There's a burning bush to my right. | "Foolish Games"
Misheard Lyrics: When you stood in my microwave,
with nothing to say Original Lyrics: When you stood in my window,
with nothing to say |
| There are additional Jewel misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Standing Still"
Misheard Lyrics: There's a Dannon to my left
There's a burning bush to my right. Original Lyrics: There's a dead end to my left
There's a burning bush to my right. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Holden McCrank I envisioned Jewel standing in some trashy, blighted area with burning shrubbery on one side of her, and some old Dannon yogurt containers on her other side. |
| There are additional Jewel misheard stories available. | |
Funny Lyrics:
"Deep Water"
The Funny Lyrics: When you're standing in deep water and you're bailing yourself out with a straw, When you're standing in deep water and you wake up making love to a wall, It's these little times that help to remind it's nothing with out love.
Why They're Funny: Ha, well, if you wake up making love to a wall because you'd rather get it from that then your man, it's a good thing you love him...
Submitted by: Allie Cat
| "Adrian"
The Funny Lyrics: An unfortunate accident in a canoe....
Why They're Funny: Okay, seriously people. Just seriously. I'll never think of canoes without thinking of this.
Submitted by: Maybe We're Okay
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| There are additional Jewel Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Lyrics:
"Standing Still"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Or am I standing still...
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow Why They're Repetitive: You give us sorrow, Jewel, but it's not sweet.
Submitted by: sherock
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Hands"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: My hands are small, I know,
But they're not yours, they are my own. Why They're Nonsensical: Well, duh! If they're yours, of course they're not mine. Thank you, captain obvious!
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
| "Foolish Games"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: You're always brilliant in the morning,
Smoking your cigarettes and talking over coffee Why They're Nonsensical: Enough stimulants? I didn't know that nicotine and caffeine were supposed to make you 'brilliant'.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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| There are additional Jewel nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Insincere Lyrics:
"Who Will Save Your Soul?"
The Insincere Lyrics: Everytime I breath I take you in and my heart beats again
Baby I can help it you keep me drowning in your love Why They're Insincere: I take you in? How? Chop her up in pieces and eat her? I love the band and the song though
Submitted by: Patty
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"Adrian"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Adrian came home again last summer,
Things just haven't been the same around here, People talk, People stare, Oh Adrian come out and play. Why They're Misrhymed: There are very few lines in the song that rhyme. No matter how creative Jewel tries to get, she can't even slant rhyme this verse.
Submitted by: Jess
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Insulting Lyrics:
"who will save your soul's"
The Insulting Lyrics: who will, save your soul's?, who will, save your soul's?
Why They're Insulting: it's pretty obvious, that she is, calling us,BAD PEOPLE!, and that's, A SLAP IN THE FACE!
Submitted by: art E.
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Leave The Lights On"
The Dirty Lyrics: I will mesmerize with milky thighs and languid eyes
I'll prophesize your moans and sighs Why They're Dirty: Dirty in a poetic kind of way. The word "milky" seems to be used ambiguously: it may mean that either her thighs are as white as milk or her thighs are covered in a certain milky substance.
Submitted by: xxxpress
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Foolish Games"
The Lyrics: You loved Mozart and you'd speak of your loved ones
As I clumsily strummed my guitar. Who They Mention: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Submitted by: Alan Toyce
| "Stand"
The Lyrics: Marvin Gaye, there's no brother, brother
Woody Guthrie's land can't feed Mother While in the corner, King's dream dies Who They Mention: Marvin Gaye, Woody Guthrie, Martin Luther King, Jr.
Submitted by: xxxpress
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| There are additional Jewel celebrity lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Satellite"
The Lyrics: They're trying to hide behind Power Bars and Vollyball and Valium
Product Brand Name: Power Bar energy bars, Valium prescriptions
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Adrian"
Opening Lines: Adrian came home again last summer.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Little Sister"
Opening Lines: Hey, little sister. I heard you went to Mr. So-and-so.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Song Title Space Change:
"You Were Me Ant For Me" originally "You Were Meant For Me"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Stand"
The Lyrics: On TV, D.C. is selling lies
Why: Washington, D.C.
Submitted by: xxxpress
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Super Long Pop Songs:
"Adrian" Length: 7:02
A rather sad song about a boy who grows up in a coma. Track 8 on "Pieces Of You".
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Ghoulish Fames" originally "Foolish Games"
Submitted by: Zooey Des Chanel #5
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"who will save your souls?"
The Lyrics: who will, save your soul's?, who will save, your soul's?la di da da la di da!,la di de!
Why: jewel sing's this depressing song, like it's a feel-good melody, a ditty reminding us, we are these AWFUL people, who can not be, redeemed!
Submitted by: the big a
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Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Jewelry
Self-explanatory. Jewelry has jewels (duh).
Submitted by: Kerianne Hopkins
