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Stones, Rufus Thomas/Rolling Stones, Rollling Stones, Rollin Stones, The Rolling Stones/Otis ReddingMusic Quotes:
Excuse me, I fell off my perch. Sorry to disrupt everyone's plans -- but now it's full steam ahead. - Keith Richards (on being given the all-clear after falling out of a tree and having brain surgery 2006) Submitted by: LucidLupin
| I'd rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I'm forty-five. - Mick Jagger |
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Music Jokes:
The Rolling Stones aren't as young as they used to be. Rumor has it that they're working on a new album called "Steel Wheelchairs" Tracks include: Hey! You! Get Offa My Barcalounger! Let’s Take A Nap Together I Can’t Get No Circulation It’s Only Dulcolax but I Like It Help Me Up! Gimmie a Tax Shelter Brown Splenda 19th Hip Replacement Limpin' Jack Flash You Can't Always Chew What You Want She’s So Old and Nursing Home Women Submitted by: Douglas A Woolley
| Did you see that Mick Jagger & Keith Richards were clawed to death by a giant parrot? It's like killing two Stones with one bird. Submitted by: Stoned
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Band Name Origins:
- Stonesfan is confusing The Temptations song "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" (where the lyrics he quotes are from) with- Muddy Waters' Rollin' Stone " He's gonna be, he's gonna be a rollin stone, Sure 'nough, he's a rollin stone" It is where the band got their name, but "Papa was a Rolling Stone" was released in 1972 and the Stones 1st used their name in 1962. Submitted by: Mark Silverman
- The Rolling Stones definitely got their name from the Muddy Waters' song. It has nothing to do with masturbation or the saying "A rolling stone gathers no moss." Sidenote: Rolling Stone actually named Bob Dylan's "Like a Rolling Stone" the #1 song of all time, not Muddy Water's "Rollin' Stone". Submitted by: andrew
Performer Nick Names:
Known informally as: The Greatest Rock and Roll Band in the World. Submitted by: dxman
Known informally as: Rock'n' Rolling Stones. Submitted by: Get Stoned
New Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Just received docotrate in Physics." | Although still playing with the Rolling Stones, drummer Charlie Watts just finished receiving his doctorate in Physics. - Wade Brock |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Country Honk" | On Joe Cocker's album "Mad Dogs & Englishmen," this song is called "Honky Tonk Women," which is what the title should be - Alan of Seville |
| "Let It Bleed" | Sexually explicit song from the album of the same name. The title is a parody of the Beatles' "Let It Be". - stoned |
| "Sympathy for the Devil" | Though this is about Satan, it should be called "Please to meet you", but then again it may cause confusion. - Paul Warren |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Kidney Stones | The members are old now. | Travis |
| The Mossgatherers | They're so old, they've stopped rolling and started gathering moss. | crazydon |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Symphony For The Devil" | "Sympathy For The Devil" | Allison O'Silla |
| "Pete's In Love " | "Streets Of Love" | Brandon Barlow |
| "Complex Fractions" | "Satisfaction" | john |
| "Orange Salt" | "Brown Sugar" | Anonymous Bob |
| "Windows 95" | "Start Me Up" | Bryan Johnson |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "She's A Rainbow," | No woman is a rainbow. | Toco |
| "Keys To Your Love," | Love is not a thing you can lock | Toco |
| "Get Off Of My Cloud," | How can you get ON a cloud in the first place? | Toco |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "What Color Should I Paint My Car?" | "Paint It Black," Rolling Stones | Rpollck |
| "Wishin' You Were Here" | "Miss You," Rolling Stones | Kathy |
| "What's Your Name?" | "Angie," The Rolling Stones | Travis |
| "Who's That Girl?" | "Angie," The Rolling Stones | Travis |
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Add a Letter To a Song Title:
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Change a Letter In a Song Title:
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Song Parody Recordings:
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Let's Spend the Night Together" | "Let's Hurt Kanye Together" | carly_carlz |
| "( I Can't Get No ) Satisfaction" | "( I Can't Get No ) Janet Jackson" | Fred Snider |
| "Brown Sugar" | "Hot Tubbers" | Fred Snider |
| "Ruby Tuesday" | "Booby Tuesday" | Eel Deal |
| "Beast of Burden" | "Feast of Vermin" | blackjack21 |
| "Gimme Shelter" | "Need A Pelter" | JMasta |
| "Ruby Tuesday" | "Emerald Wednesday" | Lionel Mertens |
| "Mother's Little Helper" | "Summer's Second Swelter" | Mark Scotti |
| "Street Fighting Man" | "Street Fighter Man" | Jakko Wakko |
| "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" | "I Will Not Use Contractions" | Agrimorfee |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Get Off Of My Cloud | Quiting smoking | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| Brown Sugar | Ginger cookies | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| Start Me Up | Viagra | Pr0x |
| Jumpin' Jack Flash | 'Pirates Of The Carribean' Promo | Bluebird |
| You Can't Always Get What You Want | Marks & Spencer (Christmas shopping at) | Pickle* |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Sympathy For The Devil | The Mormon Tabernacle Choir | Donna W |
| You Can't Always Get What You Want | Drug Addiction helpline | brainstem |
| Paint it Black | Interior Decorator | Laurel |
| 19th Nervous Breakdown | Psychiatric Hotline | Harry |
| Under My Thumb | Assertiveness Training | Laurel |
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Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Beauty And The Beast Celine Dion and Peabo Bryson | Beast Of Burden Rolling Stones | Beauty And The Beast Of Burden | hybrid |
| Hit The Road Jack Ray Charles | Jumpin' Jack Flash The Rolling Stones | Hit The Road Jumpin' Jack Flash | Edward |
| (She) Loves Me Like A Rock Paul Simon | Rock And A Hard Place The Rolling Stones | She Loves Me Like A Rock And A Hard Place | MOR |
| Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Trace Adkins | Honky Tonk Women The Rolling Stones | Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Women Would that duet ever take place? (Love to see it!) | Drew Scarymore |
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Misheard Lyrics:
"Beast Of Burden"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll never be your big suburban
Original Lyrics: I'll never be your beast of burden
| "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics: Jumpin' Jack Flash Shits a gas, gas, gas.
Original Lyrics: Jumpin' Jack Flash It's a gas, gas, gas.
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"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics: Like an a-bomb baby
it just happens every day Original Lyrics: Like a new born baby
it just happens every day | "Gimme Shelter"
Misheard Lyrics: birds off the railroad coughin'
Original Lyrics: Burns like a red coal carpet
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Beast of Burden"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll never be your big suburban
Original Lyrics: I'll never be your beast of burden
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Story about this misheard lyric by: K So my whole life I've thought the words to this song was "I'll never be your big suburban". I always thought "this song makes no sense, were Suburbans even out in the 70s???" Fast forward to 2006 when I got satellite radio & this song came on and the title scrolled across the screen... I had a huge moment of clarity! |
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Song Parody Fragments:
The fat that once hung down
The girl who once had me down
We used to be afraid of you
More men you hanged with each new day
No one's gonna miss you
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still I'm gonna miss you
Repetitive Lyrics:
"Start Me Up"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Don't make a grown man cry.
Don't make a grown man cry. Don't make a grown man cry. Why They're Repetitive: This is very good advice. Mick has to repeat that line to make sure his listeners take his advice.
Submitted by: Pieter
| "Sympathy for the Devil"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name (whoo whoo) Why They're Repetitive: besides the repitition of these lines throughout the song, i think the whole second half is the constant repitition of 'whoo whoo'
Submitted by: Fran
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas!
Why They're Nonsensical: Are you telling us that something called "Jumpin' jack flash" is some sort of gas? Or are you telling someone named Jack Flash about a gas? (Since in the latter scenario we don't know what "it" is.)
Submitted by: Mike Hack
| "Mixed Emotions"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Button your lip, baby. Button your coat.
Let's go out dancing, go for the throat. Why They're Nonsensical: Huh? Go for the throat? Is Mick Jagger trying to tell us he's a vampire or something? Whatever. And it doesn't even relate to the lyrics before it in the song. I really don't know what it has to do with the previous line.
Submitted by: Edward
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: 'I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back' Why They're Misrhymed: He pronounces it almost like 'a strap right across my bag', though.
Submitted by: Bergil
| "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Jumpin Jack Flash
It's A gas gas gas Why They're Misrhymed: Flash and Gas do not rhyme
Submitted by: Robert Seale
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"Let's Spend The Night Together"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Let's spend the,night together,i need you more,than ever!,let's spend the,night together!
Why They're Inappropriate: This entire song,is about this guy,wanting to,have a "one night stand'",with this person!
Submitted by: Art E.
| "Emotional Rescue"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I will be your knight in shining armor
Riding across the desert on a fine Arab charger Why They're Inappropriate: Armored knights rode draft horses. An Arabian horse would collapse under the weight of an armored knight. Especially in the desert!
Submitted by: Zella
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Dated Lyrics:
"2000 Man"
The Dated Lyrics: Don't You Know I'm A 2000 Man
And My Kids They Just Don't Understand Me At All. Why They're Dated: Mick Jagger might've had kids in the 60's and 70's and it would be their kids singing it.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Let's Spend The Night Together"
The Dirty Lyrics: Let's spend the night together
Now I need you more than ever Let's spend the night together now Why They're Dirty: I think it's pretty obvious what Mick is talking about when he sings these lyrics
Submitted by: Gabriela
| "Start Me Up"
The Dirty Lyrics: She can make a dead man come (cum)
Why They're Dirty: teacher pointed it out (of all people)
Submitted by: Denis s
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Star Star"
The Lyrics: Yeah, Ali McGraw got mad with you for givin' *** to Steve McQueen, yeah, and me we made a pretty pair, fallin' through the Silver Screen.
Who They Mention: We get a 2 for 1 deal with Ali McGraw and Steve McQueen! Ages the song a bit but who care?
Submitted by: KC
| "Bitch"
The Lyrics: Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog Who They Mention: Ivan Pavlov
Submitted by: stoned
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Under My Thumb"
Opening Lines: Under my thumb, The girl who once had me down.
Comments: Submitted by: Peter
| "Neighbors"
Opening Lines: Neighbors, neighbors, neighbors
Comments: That is the opening line, but Mick Jagger really belts this one word three times. A track from the Rolling Stones' 1981 album, "Tattoo You".
Submitted by: Peter
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Shattered"
The Made Up Words: Shadoobie
Comments: "Shattered, Shadoobie, Shattered". Just one of those words Mick Jagger made up while he was pretending to be black.
Submitted by: Rock Maninoff
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Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
The Lyrics: I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no girlie action Why: The classic double negative.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
| "Satisfaction"
The Lyrics: I can't get no
Why: If he can't get NO satisfaction, then he can, in fact, get SOME satisfaction. Double negatives- they'll get you every time.
Submitted by: Kelley
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Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Miss You"
The Lyrics: Well, I've been haunted in my sleep You've been starring in my dreams Lord I miss you I've been waiting in the hall Been waiting on your call When the phone rings It's just some friends of mine that say, Hey, what's the matter man? We're gonna come around at twelve With some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin' to meet ya We're gonna bring a case of wine Hey, let's go mess and fool around You know, like we used to
I've been walking in Central Park Singing in the dark People think I'm crazy I've been stumbling on my feet Shuffling through the street Asking people, what's the matter with ya boy? Why: The Rolling Stones' "Miss You" is from the group's 1978 lp, "Some Girls". Despite meeting with some resistance due to the fact that many thought the ultimate rock band, the Rolling Stones were selling out by releasing a Disco tune (which "Miss You" is, the Rolling Stones didn't hide that fact), the song still managed to find itself all the way to #1 in the early fall of 1978. And surprisingly, it is still one of the most played Rolling Stones' songs on Classic Rock and Classic Hit stations (many dj's say it's their favorite Stones' tune). "Miss You" casts lead singer, Mick Jagger, as a guy living in New York City lost without the love of his life, and trying to lose himself in the party scene but failing miserably at it. There is a shoutout in the second verse to the real U.S. territory of Puerto Rico (with the "Puerto Rican girls" lyric), and in the third verse there is a shoutout to a the real place of Central Park (a famous park in upper Manhattan).
Submitted by: Peter
| "Brown Sugar"
The Lyrics: Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields, Sold in a market down in New Orleans. Scarred old slaver know he's doin' alright. Hear him whip the women just around midnight.
Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot. Lady of the house wondrin' where it's gonna stop. House boy knows he's doin' alright. You should a heard him just around midnight. Why: The Rolling Stones' "Brown Sugar' is from the group's 1971 lp, "Sticky Fingers". "Brown Sugar" went to #1 in the early summer of 1971, despite some resistence from women's rights group (about the lyrics where the old slaver whips the women) and from African-American rights group (about the whole song about slavery). But the Rolling Stones explained that it was just a song about those times of the early 18th Century and was more an indictment on the English participating in the slave trade, in America, despite the British government outlawing slavery in Britain at that time. In the first verse lead singer Mick Jagger gives a shoutout to the city of New Orleans, and in the second verse a shoutout to England (via the word, English).
Submitted by: Peter
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Songs That Are Banned:
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Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"gimme shelter"
The Lyrics: gimme shelter!,gimme shelter!,or i'm going to,fade away!
Why: a song about, a desperate plea,to let someone,in but,the big question remain's,why is it,sung like,a song,for a jamboree?
Submitted by: THE BIG A
| "Paint it Black"
The Lyrics: I see a red door and I want to paint it black, No colors anymore, I want them to turn black.
Why: This whole song that has a Spanish/Hindu/Middle Eastern feel (with the sitar and castanets), is a song about a lost girlfriend.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"Brown Sugar"
The Lyrics: Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) brown sugar, just like a young girl should. I said yeah, I said yeah, I said yeah, I said Oh just like a, just like a black girl should. Why: Especially if your girlfriend is black and you have this go off during her family reunion, meeting her parents, or in a black church.
Submitted by: ThatAwesomeGuy
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