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Song Parodies ->Authors -> Glynn Leaney
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| It's A Terrible Day | It's A Beautiful Day | Michael Buble | |
| Bernie (The Biggest Dustman in the West) | Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West | Benny Hill | |
| Two Little Girls | Two Little Boys | Rolf Harris | |
| Beatles Megamix | Various | Beatles | |
| You've Got To Take A Wicket Or Two | You've Got To Pick A Pocket Or Two | Ron Moody | |
| I've Lost All Sense Of Feeling | You've Lost That Loving Feeling | Righteous Brothers | |
| I'm Glad it isn't Christmas Everyday | I Wish it could be Christmas Everyday | Wizard | |
| I've Just Called to Say I've Left You | I've Just Called to Say I Love You | Stevie Wonder | |
| Rain is All Around | Love is All Around | Wet Wet Wet | |
| Speaker of the House | Master of the House | from "Les Miserables" | |
| I Schemed a Scheme | I Dreamed a Dream | from "Les Miserables" | |
| At the End of your Pay | At the End of the Day | from "Les Miserables" | |
| Clueless Clients | Lovely Ladies | from "Les Miserables" | |
| What Am I? | Who Am I? | from "Les Miserables" | |
| Can You See Our Reason Why | Do You Hear The People Sing | from Les Miserables | |
| (Sittin' in) The Dock All Today | (Sittin' in) The Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | |
| You Get Around | I Get Around | Beach Boys | |
| 60 Ways to Peeve Your Mother | 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| I Don't Like Sundays | I Don't Like Mondays | Boomtown Rats | |
| Porterloo | Waterloo | ABBA | |
| You Just Haven't Met Me Yet | I Just Haven't Met You Yet | Michael Buble | |
| The Taxman Takes It All | The Winner Takes It All | ABBA | |
| All I Ever do is Scream | All I Have to do is Dream | The Everly Brothers | |
| Were You Lonesome Last Night | Are You Lonesome Tonight | Elvis Presley | |
| Textin' The Day Away | Twistin' The Night Away | Chubby Checker | |
| Dangers in the Night | Strangers in the Night | Frank Sinatra | |
| Larry Popper's Only Arts Club Banned | Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | Beatles | |
| Fry Me Some Liver | Cry Me A River | Michael Buble | |
| I Guess That's Why They Bring Us The News | I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues | Elton John | |
| My Reputation | My Generation | The Who | |
| I Want Work | I Want Love | Elton John | |
| Alone Again, Unnaturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | |
| You've No Business in Show Business | There's No Business Like Show Business | from "Annie get Your Gun" | |
| Let's Go Home | Bring Him Home | from "Les Miserables" | |
| There Goes Summer | Here Comes Summer | Jerry Keller | |
| Don't Go Faking My Art | Don't Go Breaking My Heart | Elton John/Kiki Dee | |
| The Pub Called The Setting Sun | The House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | |
| So Very Tragic | A Kind of Magic | Queen | |
| I'm Living on the Breadline | I Heard it Through the Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | |
| Don't Flatter Yourself | Consider Yourself | From the Musical "Oliver!" | |
| Street Lighting | Greased Lightnin' | From the Musical "Grease" | |
| Bring on the Clouds | Send in the Clowns | Judy Collins | |
| Don't Let My Son be Mad with Me | Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me | Elton John | |
| No Wonder We're Screwed | The Wonder of You | Elvis Presley | |
| I'm Going Ga Ga | Radio Ga Ga | Queen | |
| And So I Missed Her | And Then I Kissed Her | Beach Boys | |
| Gay Stripper | Day Tripper | Beatles | |
| Now I'm Sixty-Five | When I'm 64 | Beatles | |
| Hopelessly Dependent on You | Hopelessly Devoted to You | Olivia Newton John | |
| Bridge With My Troubled Daughter | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Running Up My Bill | Running Up That Hill | Kate Bush | |
| You're A Deceiver | I'm A Believer | The Monkees | |
| BUPAhaveyouanythingtohelpmymeningitis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews | |
| For Once in Your Life | For Once in My Life | Stevie Wonder | |
| I'm Misbehavin' | Aint Misbehavin' | Fats Waller | |
| How Would You Like Trip to South Korea? | How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria | Cast of The Sound of Music | |
| Evil's All Around | Love is in the Air | John Paul Young | |
| Don't Go Picking Your Nose | Don't Go Breaking My Heart | Elton John and Kiki Dee | |
| We've Had a Lot More Rain, Dear | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| My Partner Washed My Socks Last Night | While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks By Night | Various | |
| My Old Man Went Walkabout | Good King Wenceslas Looked Out | Various | |
| There is a Bar I Know Downtown | O Little Town of Bethlehem | Various | |
| A Winter Sale | A Winter's Tale | David Essex | |
| Dread Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Go and Make My Day | That'll Be The Day | Buddy Holly | |
| It's Christmas! That's What I've Missed | Merry Christmas Everyone | Shakin' Stevens | |
| It's New Year's Day | Do They Know it's Christmas | Band Aid | |
| Lose Your Freedom | Mary's Boy Child | Harry Belafonte | |
| Tell Me What You Like in a Man | We Three Kings of Orient Are | Various | |
| Now I Know Your Little Secret | Do You Want To Know A Secret | Beatles & Billy J Kramer | |
| Logical | Physical | Olivia Newton John | |
| Ging Steady With Your Brother | He Aint Heavy, He's My Brother | The Hollies | |
| Don't Lie To Me Dear Katrina | Don't Cry For Me Argentina | Julie Covington | |
| Dough, Ray, Me | Doh, Rey, Me | Julie Andrews | |
| I Want to Join Your Band | I Want To Hold Your Hand | Beatles | |
| Don't Lie To Me Auntie Tina | Don't Cry For Me Argentina | Julie Covington | |
| Sands of Brighton | Streets of London | Ralph Mc Tell | |
| O Sod This Crazy Time of Year | God Rest You Merry Gentlemen | Miscellaneous | |
| All I Get For Christmas Is Stew | All I Want For Christmas Is You | Mariah Carey | |
| All My Money | All My Loving | Beatles | |
| Tragic Dull History Tour | Magical Mystery Tour | Beatles | |
| Your Friend Dan | My Friend Stan | Slade | |
| It's Rush Hour, My Love | From Russia With Love | Matt Munro | |
| Oh Dear Daddy | Mama Mia | ABBA | |
| When Our Son WasBorn | When A Child is Born | Johnny Mathis | |
| Randy | Sandy | John Travolta | |
| Beatles Megamix | Beatles Ensemble! | Beatles | |
| Commiserations | Congratulations | Cliff Richard | |
| (I Can't Get No) Inspiration | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
| Something Stupid | Something Stupid | Frank Sinatra | |
| Will He Still Be Here Tomorrow | Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow | Shirelles | |
| Let It Show | Let It Snow | Dean Martin | |
| Go and Get it | Come and Get it | Badfinger | |
| He | She | Charles Aznavour | |
| Handle on the Team | Candle in the Wind | Elton John | |
| There in the USofA | Back in the USSR | Beatles | |
| It Was a Terrible Year | It Was a Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | |
| A Waste of Money | A Taste Of Honey | Beatles | |
| The Jet Set Song | The Jet Song | The "Jets" from West Side Story | |
| You Fluff It | You've Got It | Roy Orbison | |
| It's So Very Tragic | It's A Kind of Magic | Queen | |
| The Great Defender | The Great Pretender | Freddie Mercury | |
| The Fifty Shades of Grey | A Whiter Shade of Pale | Procol Harum | |
| You're Not A Friend To Me | You've Got a Friend in Me | Randy Newman | |
| The Bills Have Arrived | The Sound of Music | Julie Andrews | |
| I Should Have Chanced My Arm | I Could Have Danced All Night | Julie Andrews | |
| I'm Oh So Lonely | Only The Lonely | Roy Orbison | |
| Antarctica | America | Cast of West Side Story | |
| Oh Yeah We're The Junkies | Hey Hey We're The Monkees | The Monkees | |
| I'm Pissed Again | Let's Twist Again | Chubby Checker | |
| Action Not Words | Your Song | Elton John | |
| Oh Hell, where's a loo? | Hello Mary Lou | Ricky Nelson | |
| I'm Still Standing | I'm Still Standing | Elton John | |
| Thank You | Thank You for the Music | ABBA | |
| My Song | Your Song | Elton John | |
| Hallelujah | Hallelujah | Pentatonix | |
| I Dreamed a Dream | I Dreamed a Dream | From Les Miserables | |
| Oxonian Tragedy | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| A Million Dreams | A Million Dreams | From "The Greatest Show" | |
| Help! | Help! | Beatles | |
| Somethin' Stupid | Somethin' Stupid | Frank Sinatra | |
| Yesterday | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| Holding Out For Our Heroes | Holding out for a hero | Bonnie Tyler | |
| I'm Going Gaga | Radio Gaga | Queen | |
| Sound of Silence | The Sound of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| My Song | Your Song | Elton John | |
| Barking Ten | Dancing Queen | ABBA | |
| I Need Help | I Want Love | Elton John | |
| I Need You babe | I Got You Babe | Sonny & Cher | |
| I've Lost My sense of Humour | You've Lost That Loving feeling | The Righteous Brothers | |
| Money, Money, Money | Money, Money, Money | ABBA | |
| Summer Fights | Summer Lovin' | John Travolta & Olivia Newton John | |
| The Guy Who Loved Me | The Spy Who Loved Me | Carly Simon | |
| Downtown | Downtown | Petula Clark | |
| Hey You | Hey Jude | Beatles | |
| Irresponsible | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| Ah, Well I Never! | What A Swell Party (High Society) | Bing Crosby & Frank Sinatra | |
| I Want to Be Free | I Want to Break Free | Queen | |
| Self-Isolating | Congratulations | Cliff Richard | |
| Look After yourself | Consider Yourself | From "Oliver" | |
| Let Me Be | Let It Be | Beatles | |
| Lemme, Lemme, Lemme | Gimme, Gimme, Gimme a Man After Midnight | ABBA | |
| No Wonder I'm Feeling So Blue | I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues | Elton John | |
| We're All Stuck In Lockdown Till Mid-Summer | It Might As Well Rain Until September | Carole King | |
| The Blunder I Made | The Wonder of You | Elvis Presley | |
| Seven to Four | Nine to Five | Dolly Parton | |
| Sha La La la | Show me the Way to Amarillo | Tony Christie | |
| Stayin' Alert | Stayin' Alive | BeeGees | |
| Yesterday | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| Mamma Mia | Mamma Mia | ABBA | |
| Loser | Dreamer | Supertramp | |
| No Word of Surrender | Can't You Feel The Love Tonight | Elton John | |
| Unbelievable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| Lazy Young Slob | Bachelor Boy | Cliff Richard | |
| The Pub Called the Mighty Hunk | The House of the Rising Sun | Animals | |
| Blunder Call | Thunderball | Tom Jones | |
| Tomorrow | Tomorrow | From the Musical "Annie" | |
| Please Let The Sun Shine Down On Me | Don't let The Sun Go Down On Me | Elton John | |
| The Five days of Christmas | The Twelve Days of Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
| Bad News Week | Good News Week | Hedgehoppers Anonymous | |
| Goodbye Yesterday | Only Yesterday | Karen Carpenter | |
| San Francisco | San Francisco | Scott McKenzie | |
| Live and Get High | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney & Wings | |
| The Magic of the Light | The Music of the Night | Michael Crawford | |
| My Least Favourite Things | My Favourite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Don't You Know | Let It Go | From the Musical "Frozen" | |
| It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Lockdown | It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas | Various | |
| The Twelve Months of Lockdown | The Twelve Days of Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
| A Terrible Year | A Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | |
| Hey You | Hey Jude | Beatles | |
| Let's Have a Wold Night Out | Let's Have a Quiet Night IN | David Soul | |
| Heavenly | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| Strangers | Angels | Robbie Williams | |
| Feel | Feel | Robbie Williams | |
| It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Lockdown | It's Beginning to look a lot like Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| The Twelve Months of Lockdown | The Twelve Days of Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
| Fifty Shades of Grey | A Whiter Shade of Pale | Procol Harum | |
| All My Money | All My Loving | Beatles | |
| Catford We Miss You | Grandma We Love You | Winifred School Choir | |
| High Variety | High Society | Louis Armstrong (High Society) | |
| Goodbye Yesterday | Only Yesterday | Carpenters | |
| It's Rush Hour My Love | From Russia With Love | Matt Munro | |
| ABBA Megamix | Songs Combined | ABBA | |
| Blunder Call | Thunderball | Tom Jones | |
| Happy Birthday Captain Tom | Space Oddity | David Bowie | |
| Come Friends and Join The Spree | From the Pirates of Penzance | Miscellaneous | |
| I Dread This Time of Year, Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Incompatible | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| Soccer Fan | Rocket Man | Elton John | |
| It's Bad News Week | It's Good News Week | Hedgehoppers Anonymous | |
| It's A Fine Life | It's A Fine Life | From the musical "Oliver" | |
| Gross | Theme from "Grease" | BeeGees | |
| If You Wish To Be A Star | When You Wish Upon A Star | From the musical "Pinocchio" | |
| How Do You Solve a Problem Like Korea | How do You solve a Problem Like Maria | Julie Andrews | |
| He's A Loser | I'm A Loser | Beatles | |
| I'm Lost Up This Mountain | Three Coins In A Fountain | Frank Sinatra | |
| It's A Day of Shame | Mr Cellophane ("Chicago") | John C Reilly | |
| King's New Codes | Kings New Clothes | Danny Kaye | |
| My Wife's Mother's Coming To Stay | Santa Claus is Coming To Town | Miscellaneous | |
| Soul Singer | Goldfinger | Eartha Kitt | |
| Steady Rain | Penny Lane | Beatles | |
| Parody | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| We're Doomed | Look Up | From "Les Miserables" | |
| The Five Days of Christmas | The Twelve Days of Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
| When I Call You, Love | When I Fall in Love | Nat King Cole | |
| You Make Me Want To Heave | It's Only Make Believe | Conway Twitty | |
| Unbelievable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| Don't Go Doubting My Devotion | Don't Go Wasting Your Emotion | ABBA | |
| Singing in the Train | Singing in the Rain | Gene Kelly | |
| The Cricket That You Play All Year | The Phantom of the Opera | Michael Ball | |
| Can't You See The Words I Write | Can't You Feel The Love Tonight | Elton John | |
| A Large Gin and Tonic | A Spoonful of Sugar | Julie Andrews | |
| This Is Earth To Captain Tom | Space Oddity | David Bowie | |
| Be Quite Scared | Be Prepared | Jeremy Irons (Lion King) | |
| I'm Defending My Reputation | I'm Reviewing The Situation | Ron Moody (Oliver!) | |
| Bring back The Crowds | Send in the Clowns | Judy Covington | |
| Anything Will Do | Any Dream Will Do | From "Phantom of the Opera" | |
| Simply The Best | Just Need A Rest | Tina Turner | |
| You Twisted Me | Let's Twist Again | Chubby Checker | |
| All in Vain | You're So Vain | Whitney Houston | |
| Liddon Road | Penny Lane | Beatles | |
| One Day at a Time | One Moment in Time | Whitney Houston | |
| Commiserations | Congratulations | Cliff Richard | |
| Dreamy Moll | Living Doll | Cliff Richard | |
| Give Me Something | I Have Nothing | Whitney Houston | |
| This is Me | This is Me | From "The Greatest Showman" | |
| Covid Hotel | Heartbreak Hotel | Elvis Presley | |
| Beware You Sinners | Hello Young Lovers | From the King and I | |
| I'll Never Find Another Crew | I'll Never Find Another You | Seekers | |
| I'll Make You Mine | Sweet Caroline | Neil Diamond | |
| Gold Digger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
| Everything You Do (You Haven't a Clue) | Everything I Do (I Do it for You) | Bryan Adams | |
| Feeling Under The Weather? | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland | |
| Anthony Digby | Eleanor Rigby | Beatles | |
| That Man | This Boy | Beatles | |
| I'll Come To You | From Me To You | Beatles | |
| Something to Hide | Ticket to Ride | Beatles | |
| I Know Who Has! | And All That Jazz | From the Musical "Chicago" | |
| What a Difference More Pay Makes | What a Difference a Day Makes | Dinah Washington | |
| Norwegian Wood | Here Comes The Sun | Beatles | |
| Why So Blue? | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
| Nothing | Something | Beatles | |
| I Don't Have a Say When With You | I Won't Last a Day Without You | Carpenters | |
| If I Tell | If I Fell | Beatles | |
| For All I Know | For All We Know | Carpenters | |
| Middleweight Fighter | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
| Last Christmas | Last Christmas | Wham | |
| I'll Be There to Give My Love This Christmas | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Michael Buble | |
| We'll Be There With You This Christmas | I Believe in Father Christmas | Greg Lake | |
| Merry Christmas Everyone | Merry Christmas Everyone | Shakin' Stevens | |
| Achin' All Over | Shakin' All Over | Shakin' Stevens | |
| All Booked Up | All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | |
| Can't Help Falling in Love | Can't Stop Taking a Chance | Elvis Presley | |
| It's Now or Never | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
| Last Christmas (2) | Last Christmas | Wham | |
| Now It's Christmas | Merry Christmas Everybody | Slade | |
| Your Suspicious Mind | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | |
| Alehouse Stock | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | |
| And On My Own, Sad To Say | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | |
| Another Kick in the Teeth | Another Brick in the Wall | Pink Floyd | |
| Danger With Parodies | Stranger in Paradise | Tony Bennett | |
| Cuddly Pairs' Quick Nip | Teddy Bears Picnic | Miscellaneous | |
| Don't Fry For Me, I Can't Eat More | Don't Cry For Me Argentina | Elaine Page | |
| Go and Get High | Live and Let Die | Wings | |
| Hello | Hello | Lionel Richie | |
| Food Is All Around | Love Is All Around | Wet Wet Wet | |
| Harry | Sandy | From the Musical Grease | |
| All She Ever Does is Scream | All I Have To Do is Dream | The Everly Brothers | |
| I Must Stop Loving You | I Can't Stop Loving You | Ray Charles | |
| I Remember You | I Remember You | Frank Ifield | |
| I Can't Work It Out | We Can Work It Out | Beatles | |
| I Have A Scheme | I Had A Dream | ABBA | |
| I Did It For Me | I Do It For You | Bryan Adams | |
| Fings Aint Wot They Used To be | Fings Aint What they Use To be | Stanley Holloway | |
| Henlow We Love You | Grandma We Love You | St Winifred's Choir | |
| Happy Birthday Tricia Neill | Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen | Neil Sedaka | |
| Head High in the Clouds | Candle In The Wind | Elton John | |
| I was Born Here in Our Local Bar | I Was Born Under a Wanderin' Star | From Paint Your Wagon | |
| 34 Minutes From Windsor | 24 Hours From Tulsa | Gene Pitney | |
| It's Now or Never | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
| It's Money Down the Drain | Just Walking in the Rain | Johnny Ray | |
| Leaving Down the M4 | Leaving on a Jet Plane | John Denver | |
| I've Got a Funny Feeling | You've Lost That Loving feeling | Righteous Brothers | |
| It's Most Unusual | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | |
| But Next Time | The Next Time | Cliff Richard | |
| Look at You, You're Dr Who | Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee | from the Musical "Grease" | |
| Lofty the Postman | Frosty the Snowman | Miscellaneous | |
| Leggy Sue | Peggy Sue | Buddy Holly | |
| Anyone Without a Heart | Anyone Who Has a Heart | Cilla Black | |
| Melton Mowbray | San Francisco | Scott McKenzie | |
| It's All Over Now | It's All Over Now | Rolling Stones | |
| My Friend's a Gonner | Lady Madonna | Beatles | |
| Modern Art | wooden Heart | Elvis Presley | |
| No Booze Today | No Milk Today | Herman's Hermits | |
| Oh Carol! | Oh Carol! | Neil Sedaka | |
| Oh, What a Day | December 1963 | The Four Seasons | |
| Now To Face The Music | The Sound of Music | Julie Andrews | |
| If | If | Telly Savalas | |
| Oh Darryl! | Oh Carol! | Neil Sedaka | |
| Out in the Sun | Norwegian Wood | Beatles | |
| Please Release Me | Please Release Me | Frank Ifield | |
| Photo of My Dad | Portrait of My Love | Matt Munro | |
| Return to Lender | Return to Sender | Elvis Presley | |
| Referendum | Do They Know It's Christmas | Slade | |
| Reading the News | Singing the Blues | Guy Mitchell | |
| Won't Be Home for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
| You're Only Make believe | It's Only Make Believe | Conway Twitty | |
| You Won't Have to Stay and Love Me | You Don't Have to Say You Love Me | Dusty Springfield | |
| Right Out of Luck | All Out of Love | Air Supply | |
| Woke Gets on My Wick | Smoke Gets in Your Eyes | Miscellaneous | |
| You Get up My Nose | Smoke Gets in Your Eyes | Miscellaneous | |
| Jesus Christ! Where's a Bar? | Jesus Christ Superstar | The Musical Jesus Christ Superstar | |
| My Heart Was Broken | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | |
| Why Do You Want to Spend More Time Away Dear? | What Do You Want to Make Those Eyes at Me For? | Emile Ford | |
| Why Did You Do It | How Do You Do It | Gerry and the Pacemakers | |
| What is it With You? | I Do It For You | Bryan Adams | |
| What a Difference More Pay Makes | What a Difference a Day Makes | Dinah Washington | |
| What a Bummer | Here Comes Summer | Kerry Heller | |
| Were You Tender? | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | |
| Treats For My Sweet | Sweets For My Sweet | Searchers | |
| Perish | Cherish | Kool & The Gang | |
| I'm Getting Sentenced in the Morning | I'm Getting Married in the Morning | Stanley Holloway | |
| She's a Deceiver | I'm a Believer | Monkees | |
| She Loathes You | She Loves You | Beatles | |
| Sadie, you're Red | Lady in Red | Chris De Burgh | |
| It's Fake News Week | It's Good News Week | Hedgehoppers Anonymous | |
| On Top of My Game | On Top of the World | Carpenters | |
| Totally Dependent on You | Totally Devoted to You | Olivia Newton John | |
| You're Getting Under My Skin | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | |
| They re Reviewing the Present System | I Am Reviewing the Situation | Ron Moody (Oliver!) | |
| The Love of My Life | The Circle of Life | Elton John | |
| The Great Offender | The Great Pretender | Freddie Mercury | |
| The Two-Faced Cheating Toad | The Long and Winding Road | Beatles | |
| Summer Holiday | Summer Holiday | Cliff Richard | |
| High Hopes | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | |
| Singing the Blues | Singing the Blues | Guy Mitchell | |
| Take Me Home | Take Me Home | From "Les Miserables" | |
| The Dreaded Lockdown | The Final Countdown | Europe | |
| We're Not the Champions | We Are the Champions | Queen | |
| Muckin' Around the Christmas Tree | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| I Only Have Ice For Two | I Only Have Eyes For You | Art Garfunkel | |
| All By Myself | All By Myself | Eric Carmen | |
| It's the Most Stressful Event of the Year | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
| Even the Good Times are Bad | Even the Bad Times are Good | Tremeloes | |
| I Right the Wrongs | I Write the Songs | Barry Manilow | |
| No Wonder I'm Blue | The Wonder of You | Elvis Presley | |
| I've Stopped Drinking | I'm Still Standing | Elton John | |
| It's Now or Never | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
| The Bane of My Life | The Circle of Life | Elton John | |
| My Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Schemer | Dreamer | Supertramp | |
| I was Born Here in Our Local Bar | I Was Born Under a Wanderin' Star | Lee Marvin | |
| I've Told You, You Simply Can't Win | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | |
| Blue Christmas | Blue Christmas | Elvis Presley | |
| Lady Godiva | Lady Madonna | Beatles | |
| Flying Home This Christmas | Driving Home at Christmas | Chris Rhea | |
| Thinking What I Should Do | Stuck in the Middle With You | Stealers Wheel | |
| Way Past Your Best | The Best | Tina Turner | |
| Frere | Clair | Gilbert O'Sullivan | |
| Why Did You Do It? | How Do You Do It? | Gerry and the Pacemakers | |
| Bright Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| No-one's Ever There to believe Me | Always Something There to Remind Me | Sandie Shaw | |
| Now That I've Gone | Band of Gold | Freda Payne | |
| The Blood | The Flood | Take That | |
| Lazy | Crazy | Patsy Cline | |
| I Just Don't Know What to do With My Shelf | I Just Don't Know What to do With Myself | Sandie Shaw | |
| Ten Years of My Life | One Moment in Time | Whitney Houston | |
| If | If | Bread | |
| Let Me Know | Let It Snow | Kylie Minogue | |
| Honey I've Got To Go | Baby It's Cold Outside | Dean Martin & Marylin Maxwell | |
| Santa Baby | Santa Baby | Eartha Kitt | |
| Pariah | Maria | West Side Story Soundtrack | |
| I Just Called To Say How Are You | I Just Called To Say I Love You | Stevie Wonder | |
| I Just Called To Say How Are You | I Just Called To Say I Love You | Stevie Wonder | |
| Only Fifteen | Only Sixteen | Craig Douglas | |
| I'm Sorry Now | Who's Sorry Now | Connie Francis | |
| You're Not in Love | I'm Not in Love | 10CC | |
| That Necklace In The Window | That Doggie In The Window | Patti Page | |
| From Russia They Come | From Russia With Love | Matt Monroe | |
| When I Fell | If I Fell | Beatles | |
| Christmas isn't Any Fun Without You | Christmas isn't Christmas Till You get Here | Kylie Minogue | |
| That Boy | This Boy | Beatles | |
| (Everything I Do) Means Nothing To You | (Everything I Do) I Do It For You | Bryan Adams | |
| Attack | Relax | Frankie Goes to Hollywood | |
| Fool the World | Rule the World | Take That | |
| I Could Never Love You | I Will Always Love You | Witney Houston | |
| Mike's Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| My Guys They Floored You | My Eyes Adored You | Frankie Valli | |
| His Name Was John | Da Doo Ron Ron | Ronnettes | |
| American Marine | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | |
| Congratulations | Congratulations | Cliff Richard | |
| He's So Special, He's My Brother | He Aint Heavy, He's My Brother | Hollies | |
| Hey June | Hey Jude | Beatles | |
| Can't You See The Words He Writes | Can't You Feel The Love Tonight | Elton John | |
| Mad All Over | Glad All Over | The Dave Clark Five | |
| Who Would Have Thought There'd Be A War In Europe | What Do You Want To Make Those Eyes At Me For | Emile Ford | |
| I Can Never Take You At Your Word | Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word | Elton John | |
| To Know Him Is Hell | I Know Him So Well | Elaine Page & Barbara Dickson | |
| Living Hell | Living Doll | Cliff Richard | |
| Philanderer | The Wanderer | Dion | |
| Never Knew She Had A Secret | Do You Want To Know A Secret | Billy J Cramer | |
| Never Someone There To Remind Me | Always Something There to Remind Me | Sandie Shaw | |
| Steady Rain | Penny Lane | Beatles | |
| All I Had Last Christmas Was Flu | All I Want for Christmas is You | Maria Carey | |
| I'm Feeling Blue | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
| Don't Tease Me | Please Please Me | Beatles | |
| Not Today | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| Can't Find My Love | Can't Buy Me Love | Beatles | |
| Nothin is Real | Strawberry Fields | Beatles | |
| All I Want Is Love | All You Need is Love | Beatles | |
| Don't Say Goodbye | Hello Goodbye | Beatles | |
| I'm Back | Get Back | Beatles | |
| What A Treat! | Aint She Sweet | Beatles | |
| Free From This Cell | Free as a Bird | Beatles | |
| The Journey That Sent Me Loco | The Ballad of John and Yoko | Beatles | |
| Come on Over | Come Together | Beatles | |
| I Didn't Have a Care | I Saw Her Standing There | Beatles | |
| My Money | My Bonnie | Beatles | |
| As I Only Write For Some Fun | With A Little help From My Friends | Beatles | |
| Lost Love | Real Love | Beatles | |
| Don't Know Him At All | I Know Him So Well | Elaine Page | |
| (I Do Love Some) Interaction | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
| I Am So Lonely | Only The Lonely | Roy Orbison | |
| I Want It | You Got It | Roy Orbison | |
| Trying | Crying | Roy Orbison | |
| I Just Don't Care | Running Scared | Roy Orbison | |
| Shite Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby |