This Christmas
I gave you some wine
To my utter dismay you gave it away
Next year
I’ll give you some beer
And hope that you’ll be more grateful

This Christmas
I gave you some wine
To my utter dismay you gave it away
Next year
I’ll give you some beer
And hope that you’ll be more grateful

I’m smitten, can’t deny
Just keep your distance
And don’t you dare to cry
Tell me darling
Why you didn’t drink it?
Don’t go telling lies
Don’t you even think it

What a Christmas!

I brought it round to give it
With a card saying it’s for you
And meant it
Ever since you threw it away
I’ve had a broken heart
You really spoiled my day

This Christmas
I gave you some wine
To my utter dismay you gave it away
Next year
I’ll give you some beer
And hope that you’ll be more grateful

This Christmas
I gave you some wine
To my utter dismay you gave it away
Next year
I’ll give you some beer
And hope that you’ll be more grateful

I spent some time
Picking out the booze
And hoped it would be
Something you could use
But no, never thought that you would be so picky
Then, what happens? You go and throw a sicky!

A person in my book who just doesn’t drink wine
And someone who won’t cook, they can never be mine
If you say you’re sorry, next year we can start again

This Christmas
I gave you some wine
To my utter dismay you gave it away
Next year
I’ll give you some beer
And hope that you’ll be more grateful

This Christmas
I gave you some wine
To my utter dismay you gave it away
Next year
I’ll give you some beer
And hope that you’ll be more grateful
I hope that you’ll be more grateful

A person in my book who just doesn’t drink wine
And someone who won’t cook, they can never be mine
Maybe next year I’ll hope that you’ll be more
Grateful
Grateful
Someone
I’ll hope that you’ll be more
I’ll hope that you’ll be more grateful.