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Song Parodies -> "Stayin' Alert"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin' Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

BeeGees

Parody Song Title:

"Stayin' Alert"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

A corona virus song
STAYIN' ALERT

Well you can tell by the way I stay inside
I do all that I can to save my hide.
Since I'm over seventy-five
I just stay at home and stay alive.
Observing the rules, I'm OK,
Although it's boring everyday.
At my age I follow rules,
Though there are others who are fools.

With the recent changes you can rearrange it now
To stayin' alert, stayin' alert.
Still to keep your distance in every single instance
And then stayin' alert, stayin' alert.
Ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' alert, stayin' alert
Ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' alert.

Well you can see how it is, I'm old and grey
And I really don't know how to fill my day.
I sleep a lot, I'm a sorry sight
With a need to get up three times each night.
But there are rules, I'm OK,
For me there is no other way.
At my age I follow rules,
Though there are others who are fools.

You can enjoy life, keeping your distance,
Keeping your distance yeah.
You can enjoy life, keeping your distance yeah,
And stayin' alert.
Well you can tell by the way I stay inside
I do all that I can to save my hide.
Since I'm over seventy-five
I just stay at home and stay alive.
Observing the rules, I'm OK,
Although it's boring everyday.
At my age I follow rules,
Though there are others who are fools.

With the recent changes you can rearrange it now
To stayin' alert, stayin' alert.
Still to keep your distance in every single instance
And then stayin' alert, stayin' alert.
Ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' alert, stayin' alert
Ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' alert.

With the recent changes you can rearrange it now
To stayin' alert, stayin' alert.
Still to keep your distance in every single instance
And then stayin' alert, stayin' alert.
Ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' alert, stayin' alert
Ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' alert.

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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Dylan Baranski - August 26, 2020 - Report this comment
I'm not much for pandemic parodies, but here's 555 vaccines because you did a nice job in spite of forgetting to parody the "life going nowhere, somebody help me" lines.
Ann H - September 07, 2020 - Report this comment
same here, i'm stayin inside

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