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Song Parodies -> "The Blood"

Original Song Title:

"The Flood"

Original Performer:

Take That

Parody Song Title:

"The Blood"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

THE BLOOD

Standing, though I'm not very steady,
In this field where I'm ready
For whatever comes.
Frightened, thinking what might be,
As I didn't join up for this,
It's all unsightly.

Who decided we should be here?
Facing danger, with the end so near.
Facing all those tanks and guns
It makes you want to turn and run away.

I ask myself why,
Am I going to die?
Is this my goodbye?
I don't like this at all.

Shaking here in all this mud,
I just hate the sight of blood,
And I hate the thought of pain.
Yes I hate the sight of blood
Besides, it leaves a nasty stain.

Waiting, it seems like forever,
Maybe nothing will happen if things go our way.
There are mad men and they lead us
Into battle, and they need us,

Tiny minds who never think
That they are going to cause a stink today.

We don't want war, we don't want to fight,
Can't they see the light, all we want is to go home.

Shaking here in all this mud,
I just hate the sight of blood,
And I hate the thought of pain.
There are more of them than us.
Heaven knows what they will gain.

Shaking here in all this mud,
There are more of them than us,
Heaven knows what they will gain.
I just hate the sight of blood
And I hate the thought of pain.

Who decided we should be here?
Facing danger, with the end so near.
Facing all those tanks and guns
It makes you want to turn and run away.

I'm here still standing in this mud,
Where I hate the sight of blood
And I hate the thought of pain.
There are more of them than us
Heaven knows what they will gain.

Heaven knows what they will gain.

Oh, ah
Oh, ah
Oh, ah
Oh, ah
Oh, ah
Oh, ah
Oh, ah

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