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Song Parodies -> "Philanderer"

Original Song Title:

"The Wanderer"

Original Performer:

Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Philanderer"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

PHILANDERER

Now then, he’s the kind of guy
Who’s unfaithful from the start,
He has so many girls
That he can’t tell them apart.
He dates them for an evening
Then he sends them on their way,
He promises the Earth but
They will never see the day.

He’s such a philanderer
Yeah, philanderer,
He loves around, around, around, around.

Now then, he married his sweetheart
Who he met there at his school.
Maria was her name
And well, she thought that all was cool.
But when she found out
He dated other girls,
She flew into a rage,
For her, this was the end of the world.

He’s a philanderer,
Yeah, philanderer,
He loves around, around, around, around.

Now then, he flits from girl to girl,
Then leaves them all but doesn’t care.
For him his life is one big whirl,
He just never seems to tire,
And still has lots to spare.

Oh yes, he’s the kind of guy
That likes to sleep around.
He’s always on the go,
His energy’s abound.
And if he found himself
In trouble in a bed,
Well, he’d jump right into another place
With someone else instead.

He’s a philanderer,
A philanderer,
He loves around, around, around, around, he just goes

Oh yes, he’s the kind of guy
That likes to sleep around.
He’s always on the go,
His energy’s abound.
And if he found himself
In trouble in a bed,
Well, he’d jump right into another place
With someone else instead.

He’s a philanderer,
A philanderer,
He loves around, around, around, around,
He’s a philanderer,
A philanderer,
He loves around, around, around, around,



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