PORTERLOO

Oh my, a porterloo is something we must get hold of.
Oh yes, without a loo the crowds who come would be in some discomfort.
Experience says it’s a must
Something in which we can trust.

Porterloo, when people need it, it’s always there
Porterloo, something you need to have at every fair.
Porterloo, need it for the likes of me and you,
Porterloo, actually we would need quite a few,
Wo, wo, wo, wo
Porterloo, everyone needs a good porterloo.

Sometimes, I try to hold it back but can’t wait longer,
Oh yes, and then I hope to find my way and fight through all the crowds
And pray that I get there in time
Relieving myself is sublime!

Porterloo, when people need it, it’s always there
Porterloo, something you need to have at every fair.
Porterloo, need it for the likes of me and you,
Porterloo, actually we would need quite a few,
Wo, wo, wo, wo
Porterloo, everyone needs a good porterloo.

So pray that you get there in time
Relieving yourself is sublime!

Porterloo, can be relied on the whole day through,
Porterloo, whether you need a wee or a pooh!
Porterloo, actually we would need quite a few,
Porterloo, need it for the likes of me and you,
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Porterloo, everyone needs a good porterloo.