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Song Parodies -> "Frere"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Gilbert O'Sullivan

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics


I've told you before not to stare,
I always know when you are there,
You're looking at me
But what you can see

This time, are you just wondering what I'm
About to do next,
It's not a crime.
It has to be so,
You don't need to know

The things I do are so special
In every way,
They mean very much to me
Most every day.
You are so little
That you don't understand
That everything that I do
Has been so carefully planned,
Oh Frere,

I've told you before, just beware,
It seems that you don't ever care.
I want you to know
I think you should go
Right now, I really don't want
Us to have a row.
Each time I see you
I feel I could cry,

Though you mean much to me
I want you to go,
For what your mummy and I are
Doing, you shouldn't know
Oh Frere,

I know that you're there
On the stair.
Get back in your bed
While I get into mine.
No you can't stay and watch,
Oh all right then
Hold on for a minute
While I and your mummy both get undressed.
We'll then start to kiss
And have a warm caress.
We will then make love
In our own special way,
So you must keep of the bed
If you're determined to stay,
Oh, Frere,
Oh, Frere

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Pacing: 1.8
How Funny: 1.8
Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 16

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LoriLoud33 - February 06, 2022 - Report this comment
No one likes Frere that much. I should definitely rewrite this song as "Caere" (as to Caere Corporation, the original creators of the OmniPage software program).

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