-> "Go To Her"
Original Song Title:
"Section 13"
Parody Song Title:
"Go To Her"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
GO TO HER (Mildred’s in hospital)
Mildred
It’s cold here in this ward
I wish they’d boost the heating.
I’ve prayed here every day
And hardly slept at night.
Can you help me nurse, I’d like some water
I haven’t had a drop to drink all day.
Come to think, a cup of tea is better
And if you bring a pen and paper I could write a letter.
Hurry now, the time I spend is boring
Over there that patient won’t stop snoring!
Here’s my dinner at last, but not worth eating
I’d rather have a takeaway and then I’d stop my bleating!
Connor
Ah Mildred, it’s good to meet again
But Mildred, the time has passed so fast.
Mildred
Poor Annie, she isn’t very well.
Connor
Tell me now, where can I now find her?
Mildred
Swiss Cottage.
Connor
I’ll find her and assist her.
Mildred
Find her now.
Connor
My child must be quite grown up?
Mildred
You’re right there, she’s quite a little madam.
Connor
I promise that I’ll do my best
As much as I am able.
Mildred
Take this tray,
The food grows even colder.
Connor
Lie down, you must keep still.
Mildred
Find my child, and then please help her daughter.
Connor
I promise that I will.
Mildred
For Christ’s sake, will someone bring some water!
Tell Annie when you see her
That I hope she visits soon…
(She falls asleep; Travers arrives)
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