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Song Parodies -> "Last Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Last Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham

Parody Song Title:

"Last Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

LAST CHRISTMAS

Last Christmas we couldn't get near,
All because from the start, they kept us apart.
This year, there'll be no more tears,
We're all going to be together.

Last Christmas we couldn't get near,
All because from the start, they kept us apart (they kept us apart).
This year, there'll be no more tears,
We're all going to be together (together).

Already on our way,
And we'll be with you sometime later today.
Kids are grown up, you won't recognise them,
Well, it's so long now, but you can surprise them.

Happy Christmas, and this time it will be so,
'Cause after last year, we had nowhere to go.
Times have changed, we thank the stars above,
And finally at last we can see the ones we love.

Last Christmas we couldn't get near,
All because from the start, they kept us apart (they kept us apart),
This year, there'll be no more tears,
We're all going to be together (together).

Last Christmas we couldn't get near,
All because from the start, they kept us apart.
This year, there'll be no more tears,
We're all going to be together (together).

Ooh, oh, oh, baby.

A time for joy, a time to live,
And more importantly a time to give,
Thank God, we have you as someone to rely on,
You are there as a shoulder we can cry on.


This year will be different, we'll all have lots of fun,
We've brought lots of presents, enough for everyone.
How we've looked forward to this day,
To see and hold you again.

Last Christmas we couldn't get near,
All because from the start, they kept us apart (they kept us apart),
This year, there'll be no more tears,
We're all going to be together (together).

Last Christmas we couldn't get near,
All because from the start, they kept us apart.
This year, there'll be no more tears,
We're all going to be together.

This year will be different, we'll all have lots of fun,
We've brought lots of presents, enough for everyone.
Maybe next year we'll do it all again,
It really is something special...

Special...

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