DON’T GO MAKING ME FART

Don’t go making me fart,
I don’t know what you mean.
Baby, my stomach’s churning,
Must have been those baked beans!

Don’t go making me fart,
Well, I’ve done nothing to you.
Baby, I might poop in my pants,
Well, you should go to the loo.

Poo, poo,
Who would have thought it
(Who would have thought it)
I need to fart,
Please keep well apart,
Poo, poo,
Who would have thought it,
(Who would have thought it)

I need to fart,
Please keep well apart,
No, no, please keep well apart.

So don’t go making me fart,
I won’t go making you fart,
Don’t go making me fart.

What was I thinking?
Who knows, but you’re stinking.
It’s your fault I’m certain,
Whoa, I think you know better.





I can’t stay here much longer,
Are you in some sort of pain?
No, but something has got to me,
You won’t eat baked beans again.

Poo, poo,
Who would have thought it,
(Who would have thought it)
What should I do?
Go to the loo.
I need to fart,
Please keep apart,
Oh, oh, keep well apart.

Don’t go making me fart,
I won’t go making you fart.
Don’t go making me,
Don’t go making me,
Don’t go making me fart.

I won’t go making you fart.

Don’t go making me fart,
(Don’t go making me)
I won’t go making you fart…

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