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Song Parodies -> "A Man With No Chance"
Original Song Title:
"Section 30"
Original Performer:
The Cast Of "Les Miserables"
Parody Song Title:
"A Man With No Chance"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
Part 30 of "The Unfortunates" is very bitty but essential as it is when Mark tries his luck with Rosette, but unlike in the original, she does not want to know!
A MAN WITH NO CHANCE!
(Mark ventures into the garden, leaving Catherine outside)
Mark
Excuse me Rosette,
I guess that’s your name
I found out you see, before I came.
I’m nuts, I know
But now I’m here I cannot go
Before you seen what you mean,
Mean to me.
Rosette (to herself)
A man with no chance
None at all, I guess!
Mark
My name is Mark, it’s spelt with a “k”
Rosette
I’d never have guessed!
Mark
Rosette, I don’t know where to start.
Rosette
You will one day.
Mark
Lost for words
Rosette
Come what may!
Mark
I saw you at work.
Rosette
I didn’t see you.
Mark
And ever since I’ve been so blue
Rosette, Rosette
Rosette (to herself)
He’s such a wet, when will he go?
Mark
Do you hear?
Rosette
Yes and no!
Mark
A man with a chance?
Catherine (outside, confused)
Is he getting through to her?
Rosette
A man with no chance.
Catherine
He’ll regret it, can’t he see.
Mark
I’m lost in love but she can’t tell.
Catherine
She doesn’t fancy him at all!
Rosette
Lead him a dance!
Catherine
Let him be!
Mark
From this day…
Catherine
Let him be…
Rosette
There’s no way…
Catherine
Let it be…
Rosette & Mark
For it’s all just a dream
Just a dream after all!
Catherine
This man with no chance,
He’ll soon find out
There’s no way!
(Mark ventures into the garden, leaving Catherine outside)
Mark
Excuse me Rosette,
I guess that’s your name
I found out you see, before I came.
I’m nuts, I know
But now I’m here I cannot go
Before you seen what you mean,
Mean to me.
Rosette (to herself)
A man with no chance
None at all, I guess!
Mark
My name is Mark, it’s spelt with a “k”
Rosette
I’d never have guessed!
Mark
Rosette, I don’t know where to start.
Rosette
You will one day.
Mark
Lost for words
Rosette
Come what may!
Mark
I saw you at work.
Rosette
I didn’t see you.
Mark
And ever since I’ve been so blue
Rosette, Rosette
Rosette (to herself)
He’s such a wet, when will he go?
Mark
Do you hear?
Rosette
Yes and no!
Mark
A man with a chance?
Catherine (outside, confused)
Is he getting through to her?
Rosette
A man with no chance.
Catherine
He’ll regret it, can’t he see.
Mark
I’m lost in love but she can’t tell.
Catherine
She doesn’t fancy him at all!
Rosette
Lead him a dance!
Catherine
Let him be!
Mark
From this day…
Catherine
Let him be…
Rosette
There’s no way…
Catherine
Let it be…
Rosette & Mark
For it’s all just a dream
Just a dream after all!
Catherine
This man with no chance,
He’ll soon find out
There’s no way!
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